Chapter 137: Oh my God, should you be (ask for recommendation votes)

Yao Chi.

Sun Xiaokong changed the topic seriously and said: "That Jade Emperor is too bad, and I don't know if he peeked at the queen mother's sister taking a bath." ”

"Sister, don't you lack a gatekeeper in Yaochi?"

"If I guard the Yao Pond for you, you will bathe me in the future..."

Syllable!

The queen mother listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and gave Sun Xiaokong a whip.

Sun Xiaokong was twitched by the Queen Mother again, and then his eyes suddenly lit up,... There's a way.

Sun Xiaokong shouted: "Slow, I really have something to say this time." ”

"A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, I think you're just looking for a fight!" the Queen Mother said coldly.

"Hmph, you little skin... Well, listen to me first, I will solemnly introduce to you today, what is SM!"

Sun Xiaokong began to explain to the Queen Mother with a serious face:

SM means: sadism and masochism. ”

"S can also be called shaky S, sadomasochism: this kind of person likes sexual abuse, that is, likes to abuse others, and sadism is to get pleasure from inflicting pain on others.

"M can also be called shake M, masochism: masochism is the pleasure of pain. ”

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong looked at the Queen Mother and was stunned, and began to flicker again: "Let me tell you, this kind of SM lover is extremely ...... in his heart."

"How to say it, this kind of person relies on abuse or abuse to obtain spiritual sublimation, which is terrible to think about, and it is more terrible than going mad. ”

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong pretended to be particularly scared.

Then he looked weakly at the Queen Mother, and then at the whip in the Queen Mother's hand.

"The most commonly used thing to shake S is the whip... By whipping someone else, then you will feel good yourself... Very comfortable..."

"Oh my God! Could it be... Only... It's just..."

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong directly pretended to be frightened and sat on the ground.

Queen Mother: ???

What the heck?

Dominatrix?

Are you a sadist yourself?

For a while, the queen mother herself was stunned, in the meaning of what Sun Xiaokong said, she can indeed get a very comfortable feeling from the process of whipping Sun Xiaokong now.

Thinking of this, the Queen Mother hurriedly put away the whip in her hand.

Sun Xiaokong was overjoyed when he saw this, and there was a play.

Then he pretended to wipe a cold sweat and explained: "Oh yes, you know that Tai Bai Xing, it was in Huaguo Mountain a few days ago. ”

"I asked him to drink, but he didn't want to be beaten, and I guessed at that time that he must be a shaking..."

"At that time, I also said that who doesn't have a special hobby, don't despise him. ”

Originally, the Queen Mother was still thinking about whether Sun Xiaokong's words were true or false, but when she heard this, she recalled the scene of that day in her mind.

Then I compared Sun Xiaokong's explanation just now, and after a comparison, it was really true.

Dark.

The Jade Emperor listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and his heart was instantly shocked!

"No wonder, I didn't understand Tai Bai Xing's operation that day, but Sun Xiaokong did, how can this idol understand so much?"

Listening to this, Lao Jun also wondered in his heart, people are now developing like this... So... What's up?

Terrifying!

Today, I actually followed this Sun Xiaokong to increase my knowledge.

"This seat... This is not the kind of person who will never be like this. ”

The Queen Mother hesitated for a long time and clarified with a straight face.

If this kind of thing is said by Sun Xiaokong nonsense, the queen mother will really have no face to mix in the Three Realms in the future.

Sun Xiaokong listened to the Queen Mother's words, frowned, and said in surprise: "You still say that you are not?"

"The abuser's favorite thing is that you have two things to tie up, drip wax, and whip, and you still say no?"

Sun Xiaokong, who was talking, suddenly pretended to have discovered some secret, and then said in fear: "You're not... You're not, don't kill me, I'm not going to tell a third person about this. ”

"Help, the Queen Mother is a shake S, I discovered the secret, and now she wants to kill me..."

"Help!!"

For a while, Sun Xiaokong shouted directly at the top of his voice.

This guy startled the queen mother, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover Sun Xiaokong's mouth and said, "You... Shut up!"

At this moment, Sun Xiaokong is in a good mood!

Let you whip me?

I saw that after Sun Xiaokong was covered by the queen mother, he stopped shouting, and said lightly: "What?"

"Why don't you loosen these leaves, yin qi, or anything like that are tied up on my body?"

The queen mother looked at Sun Xiaokong's smug expression, and the whip in her angry hand called out again.

"Come on!"

"Shake S Queen Mother again..."

Sun Xiaokong shouted halfway, watching the Queen Mother put away the whip, and then withdrew the forbidden mana on his body, he couldn't help but smile and stopped shouting.

Hey!

Hold you, right?

I saw that after the queen mother loosened the mana imprisoned in her body, Sun Xiaokong shook the leaves wrapped around her body with a force.

After stretching his waist, Sun Xiaokong walked generously to the throne that once belonged to the Queen Mother, and sat down with Erlang's legs crossed.

"It's still comfortable to sit, that... Sister Queen Mother, do you have any immortal wine and jade dew here?"

The Queen Mother is very annoyed now!

Gritted his teeth and said: "Splash monkey, don't give you a face!"

Sun Xiaokong smiled disdainfully, and said fearlessly: "Are you threatening me?"

"I'm telling you, I'm not afraid, it's a big deal that you continue to whip me, tie me up, drip me with candles, sadistic shake S!"

"Shut up!"

"Splash Monkey, you're looking for death!"

The queen mother was really angry this time, and the mana on her body gathered, and Sun Xiaokong immediately felt a terrifying coercion, which was coercion from the quasi-saint.

"You... Do you dare to touch me?"

"I swear, if you dare to touch me, even if I die, I will spread the matter of shaking S that you are shaking S all over the Three Realms!"

"Let everyone in the Three Realms know that your queen mother likes to tie up people, and then use... Whip people to play. ”

Sun Xiaokong is not afraid, afraid of a hammer!

Even if the Queen Mother wants to kill herself, she has to ask Rulai if they are willing.

Besides, Sun Xiaokong now has the twelve-grade fire red lotus at the bottom of the box, and he is 100% sure that he will run away from the queen mother.

The queen mother is angry now, and I don't know why, but she fell in love with this monkey.

"Splash Monkey, shut up!"

"This seat is not such a person, I beat you with a whip, just because you stole my peach, I will teach you a lesson. ”

"I'm afraid you'll run away because I'm tied up with you!"

Sun Xiaokong listened to the queen mother's explanation, and smiled disdainfully: "Do you think I believe it?"

"Do you think everyone will believe you or me after I say it?"

"Oh yes, you're the Queen Mother, everyone must believe you on the surface, and then secretly believe me, I bet, it's definitely so. ”

The Queen Mother looked at Sun Xiaokong with a gloomy face and said, "Aren't you afraid that I will kill you now?"

"Kill me?"

"Have you forgotten that I have been unforgivable?"

"I'm going to be beheaded tomorrow!"

Sun Xiaokong said with a sly face.