Chapter 173: Drunken Sex?

"Brothers turn against women and become enemies, this kind of tattered plot we have been stained with stupid and smelly chairs since we were children. Forced bodily fluids in the video hall to watch the grown-up. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Haozi, Yin Zi, you two want to tear up, I don't care, but you have to make it clear that this matter has nothing to do with Brother Mei from beginning to end, don't involve her. The four of us, born on the same day, vowed to go to Beijing, I only hope that no matter how far we can go in the future, we will not forget our original intentions, and do not forget our past. ”

When I finished speaking, they were all silent.

After a while, Yin Deji said resignedly: "Haozi, I'm sorry just now, I'm a little impulsive, you know I'm so impatient, hey!" Don't mind ha. ”

Geng Hao crossed his hands in front of his chest, his expression was indifferent, and he did not open his mouth.

Lu Zehuan and Zhang Bing played a round in the middle, saying that they were all their own brothers, and the mix was normal, come and come, everyone would have two drinks and the matter would be over.

I ignored them, grabbed my coat and left without saying a word.

Afterwards, Yin Deji called me and said that he was going to the west study to apologize to Haozi, and that night he drank a little high, and his mouth was cheap, so he couldn't stand Haozi.

I said you apologize, call me to get hairy.

He said that he couldn't let go of his body, and he needed the boss to lubricate and lubricate in the middle.

I said lubrication, come on, let's go over together on the weekend, I don't want to drive, you can pick me up then.

The contradiction between Yin Deji and Geng Hao reached Mei Ge's ears, and the female man insisted on teaching these two people a lesson.

Early Saturday morning, as soon as I got up, my phone rang, and Yin Deji said that he had arrived downstairs for me.

As soon as I got in the car, this guy immediately apologized to me: "I'm really sorry, I was really drunk that night, I like to go straight with my character, which makes several of our brothers unhappy." ”

"Look at you like a bear, as soon as you drink some horse urine, you will be crooked, or it will be over. Don't be him. Damn, you can't let go of your body, Haozi, you know, there are not so many things, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, say a few good words, set an example in attitude, he won't go to his heart. ”

"Yes, Boss!"

I looked at the back seat, there were two boxes of fragrant pears, Geng Hao likes to eat fragrant pears the most, Yin Deji's personality is thick and fine, and it makes it seem like he went to bear the guilt.

Next, pick up Brother Mei.

As soon as this girl got in the car, she immediately shouted: "Brother Yin Zi, what kind of trouble are you talking about, good brother, why are you making such a stiff fuss, we are all here today, and everyone will bring the hidden ones to the hall to say." ”

"Okay, let's make it clear!" Yin Deji chimed in.

Geng Hao was already at the gate of the West Study to greet us.

Yin Deji and I were carrying a box of pears alone, and when Geng Hao saw this battle, he didn't speak, but just smiled meaningfully and shook his head.

As soon as Yin Deji entered the house, he said: "Haozi, I asked my friend to pick and transport it from Xinjiang, it is fresh, do you want to taste it." ”

"Leave it there, don't taste it yet, thank you."

"Ahem, my own people, thank you, thank you." Yin Deji pretended that the didn't happen to humans and animals, and I softened when I saw it.

During the meal, Yin Deji finally couldn't help it: "Haozi, I was wrong about that night, I'm really sorry, I drank and ...... Drink your brain stupidly, and say those things to you......"

"Say no more! Am I like someone who goes to my heart? ”

"That's right, I said that Haozi doesn't care, how can it be like you, you're in a hurry all day long, come and come, you two brothers touch, and this matter will be over." I play a round in the middle.

Geng Hao couldn't help but laugh: "You people! After speaking, he replaced the wine with tea with Yin Deji, and counted a grudge with a smile.

It's not over yet.

Brother Mei asked everyone to be quiet, she was going to give a finale speech: "I told you today, you are all my best friends, you are not allowed to have any conflicts because of me in the future, who I like is my right, it has nothing to do with you, whether you like it or not is your right, you don't need to be noisy because of me, we must live together happily forever, don't hurt each other!" Promise me no? ”

"Yes...... Of course! Yin Deji answered immediately.

"I'm okay with that!" I say.

Then, we looked at Geng Hao in unison, waiting for him to make a statement.

"I don't have a problem." He spread his hands.

"That's right, eat and eat, and see if my cooking skills have caught up with Brother Yin. Hey. "Brother Mei has a table of dishes, waiting to be wiped out by us.

Time flows silently, and Brother Mei's so-called "eternal happiness" is nothing more than a self-deceptive fantasy.

I stubbornly believe that the process of human growth is the process of gradual loss of happiness.

Since then, the relationship between the three of them has remained unchanged, and it has been stalemate.

Yin Deji's personality is still straightforward, showing all kinds of superiority, but later we have become numb and let him show slowly.

Geng Hao no longer hides his disgust with Yin Deji, every time Yin Deji talks about business, money and other metaphysics, he finds an excuse to slip away - in a word, brother is not interested in your secular world.

Yin Deji tried his best to sarcastically ridicule Geng Hao's Qinggao, but it didn't reach the point of stiffness.

Life is also like the relationship between the two of them, it has been stalemate, until the summer heat comes, everything seems to follow the principle of heat expansion and cold contraction, and finally accumulates together, expands and explodes, like the rotten belly of a sick pig that was treated in Qiaobian Town when he was a child, and was roasted by the sun after the wind and rain, and blew up a pile of rotten and foul-smelling internal organs.

Beijing's summers are dry and hot, and air-conditioned rooms save humanity from torture, followed by colds and rhinitis.

On the street, women show their white thighs, and men are bold or sneaky at the God-given welfare, looking for a way to escape from nothingness under the oppressive life.

Soaked in the smell of barbecue from inferior oil, it was dusk and scurrying around. The next morning, the vomit on the side of the street tells the joys, sorrows, and sorrows of the fallen people at the end of the world.

In the summer, all kinds of sins of the flesh come one after another, and the torture of the soul and flesh is tiresome and unbearable.

F4 was born on the same day, the same month, and the same year, and most of them get together every year for their birthdays and give gifts to each other.

On that day, he celebrated his birthday in Geng Hao's West Study, Lu Zehuan once again emphasized sex and light friends, and went to have a private meeting with his secret lover, and we called his mobile phone and criticized him seriously.

He reassured us on the other end of the phone, saying that he would invite everyone to dinner when he returned to Beijing, so as to thank you for the felony of the heavy sex and light friends.

Everyone drank happily in the courtyard until three o'clock in the morning, Geng Hao was drunk, slumped on the chair and said what kind of school I want to earn money to help you build a school.

Yin Deji patted his face: "Haozi, what are you yelling about, what school are you going to build, your own life hasn't woken up yet, and you still help others build schools, you pull it down." Haha, this Haozi, I'm done drinking it again today. ”

Geng Hao still had his eyes half-closed, and his mouth was nagging: "I'm going to help you build a school." ”

"Forget it, don't mess with him, this kid seems to have something on his mind, he drank too much tonight, let's put him on bed and clean up and call a substitute driver to leave." I recommend.

and Yin Deji helped Geng Hao into the bedroom and put him on the bed, and this guy actually called "Wenxin" in his mouth.

The expressions of the three of them immediately became very embarrassed, and they had their own concerns.

Brother Mei touched Geng Hao's forehead and said, "It's a little hot, you guys go back first, I'll stay here tonight to take care of him, he drank too much, I'm afraid something will happen." ”

"How can this work?" Yin Deji didn't control it, and exclaimed as if he had encountered a ghost.

"Why not?" Brother Mei looked at Yin Deji suspiciously.

"What if...... In case ......"

"What in case? Say it, afraid that we will be drunk and sexual? ”

"It's not...... Anyway, I don't think it's good, you guys are alone, you guys are in the same room on this hot day. Yoon continued to be agitated.

I looked at them and wanted to laugh a little: "Yin Zi, you pull it down, what is there to worry about?" It's okay to let Brother Mei stay here to take care of Geng Hao, then let's go back first, and you lock the gate of the yard. ”

"Well, don't worry." Brother Mei always looked at Geng Hao with concern.

"But......" Yin Deji's mother-in-law, mother-in-law, didn't know what to say.

I pulled him out and told him not to think nonsense.

Before leaving, Yin Deji thought of the painting that Geng Hao gave us: "By the way, didn't Haozi say that he created a painting and gave it to us as a birthday gift?" ”

"You go back and get it, I'll wait for you."

Not long after, Yin Deji came out with two framed oil paintings and handed me one.

I took it and took a look, and I felt that this Haozi was getting more and more confused, and the birthday gift to my brother was still so simple and sloppy.

Yin Deji said that the courtesy is light and affectionate, and it is not easy for Haozi to paint.

At the end, Yoon Deji asked me solemnly: "They don't drink and have sex. Well, I'm still a little worried. ”

"Cut! Geng Hao, you can't believe it? ”

"It's not that I can't believe it, it's mainly this hot day, two people are in the same room, and it's inevitable that they will kiss each other. Cough! Forget it, I'd better not think about it. ”