The lewdness in the dormitory abides by the law of conservation of one and the other, and Yuan Zheng has been solving the problem by hand for several months, and he claims to have successfully quit lewdness. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I said to him, so good, you have bullied so many women, it's time to be humble about them.

He said that he has always been very humble, and when he does that, men kneel in front of women most of the time, so only when it comes to sex, men are the most humble species.

I said these are my words, don't fucking steal my lines.

Yuan Zheng's evil spirit was transferred to Yang Chenjun, he was no longer shy about the sexes, and when he enjoyed a love action movie with us, he scored the actress's appearance, measurements, voice and acting skills, and complained that the plot was boring, the characters were monotonous, and they were always plumbers, gardeners, teachers, flight attendants, and wives.

So, Yuan Zhengzhen made a little fresh, and after reading it, I couldn't swallow any food for a day, and I sighed that Japanese women are the greatest women in the world, sacrificing themselves to fulfill the perverted vision of the world.

At that time, we joked that we would give up our studies to join the army, and wait until the day of the liberation of Japan to capture Matsushima Kaede and Sora Aoi alive.

It needs to be clarified that the boys in the Chinese department are not all so vulgar and boring, in addition to looking at the decadent and declining bourgeois poison with a critical and humane eye, we will also discuss the ancient house art in a crepe manner.

Despite this, Monk Yang and I have only seen pigs run, Yuan Zheng has not only eaten pork, but also eaten a lot of pork, and it is estimated that he has tasted the meat of any plague pig and Laipi pig. We asked him what was the difference between eating pork with his hands.

He said mysteriously: "Well, it's the same as painting a cake when you're hungry, really eating that cake, and looking at the mess of cups and plates after eating, you have a sense of accomplishment and conquest." Painting bread to satisfy hunger, after all, it eats air, right? ”

I said, "If you don't eat, you'll starve, and if you don't do that, you won't die." ”

Yuan Zheng disagreed: "If you don't do that, sooner or later you will only have half a life left." The combination of yin and yang, this is the law of the universe, the way of heaven and earth! Do you know how to make jujubes? There are sayings and knowledge in this, don't underestimate our ancients, they can play, and they are all university scholars who practice to make true knowledge. ”

The "pickled dates" mentioned by Yuan Zheng are described in many Chinese literary works. The ancients did know how to play, and if they put together ancient Chinese atrium and pornographic books, they could be stacked on the moon.

In Chen Zhongzhong's "White Deer Plain", the foreman Li Xiang asked Heiwa, Guo Juren is sixty or seventy years old, why is his body still so tough?

Heiwa said that it was because he ate white rice and fine noodles, delicacies from the mountains and seas, chicken, duck, pig and mutton. Li Xiang said, no, it's because Guo Juren eats pickled dates.

The soak jujube mentioned here is to stuff the jujube under the woman, soak it overnight, take it out and wash it the next morning, and give it to Guo Juren to eat on an empty stomach.

In the collection of strange myths "Collecting Memories", it is written that the Queen Mother of the West went down to earth and was in the world with King Mu XXOO. When it came to sex, the queen mother took out the dried dates inserted into the lower body and persuaded King Mu to take them immediately, and the effect was equivalent to viagra.

There is a similar description in the famous modern notebook novel "Night Rain and Autumn Lantern Record". It is said that a man named Jin Ding accidentally entered the lair of a sea thief. This ocean thief has the same hobby, and he plundered two women, and hid Jiaojiao in the golden house, specifically to be able to eat "pickled dates".

In terms of sexual affairs, the sexual repression and sexual perversion spawned by feudal patriarchy have made many Chinese men with heavy tastes love things that have no scientific basis for replenishing qi and aphrodisiac, such as the group of corrupt officials who ate labor reform in Pocheng in the past, and they were all good public servants of the people before they were arrested and put in prison, and they often beat gongs and drums to seek holy water and aphrodisiac in the puddle in Qiaobian Town.

I asked Yuan Zheng: "How many catties of pickled dates have you eaten so far?" ”

"I'll just brag, who believes that thing now, we are modern high-level college students, I would rather believe in viagra than in jujube."

The teacher of ancient literature still recommended that we read ancient pornographic books in class, and after reading them, we expressed our impressions. Later, everyone was no longer reserved and shy, and called Ximenqing Brother Qing and Pan Jinlian Ah Lian.

The rumors with Fang Xiao had just vanished, and I was still struggling between my soul and flesh. When I came out of the office of the magazine at noon that day, Fang Xiao stopped me from behind.

When I looked back, I was shocked, she was not alone, she was followed by a tall boy, burly, with hair, looking neat and neat.

I know this person, the basketball team of the School of Computer Science, named Su Wei. has played with him on the court, a typical one-ball bully, as long as the ball is passed to him, he goes straight to the basket, and then slams the iron, he doesn't blame the basket for being crooked, he blames the wind for blowing blindly. After a game, the iron can be equal to the output of BJ Shougang for a year.

Fang Xiao said to me, "My boyfriend, Su Wei. ”

Su Wei nodded to me: "Zeng Xiaoyu, I know, we have played basketball together." ”

"Hello." I nodded mechanically to him.

I know that Su Wei has been chasing Fang Xiao for seven or eight years, from the beginning of high school, to college, chasing lifelessly, chasing until the blood runs out, and the oil lamp withered. It is estimated that the roses that sent Fang Xiao can open ten flower shops.

The chocolate that Fang Xiao often stuffed into me was bought by Su Wei for her. This guy uses the revolutionary spirit to chase women, not seeking success, but only immortality.

However, I can be sure that Fang Xiao does not love him. When they talked, Fang Xiao always looked high. The aura of the two people is very different, although Su Wei is submissive in front of Fang Xiao, it does not arouse Fang Xiao's feelings of wanting to lower his head and fight with him.

Fang Xiao's eyes betrayed her, their relationship was not honest. Eyes can't deceive people, how can Fang Xiao's twisted posture escape my sharp eyes?

Fang Xiao said to me: "The cover of the last issue of "Tide" has come out a year ago, and some places need to be changed, I have already marked it, you can take a look again, there are revisions and let the art editor change it directly, please go to the Academy of Fine Arts tomorrow to find the art editor and say it in person, we are going to hn to play, this time I have worked hard for you." ”

"Okay, you guys have fun, don't worry, I'll definitely do the cover thing."

They walked side by side. I saw Fang Xiao kissing Su Wei on the face, like a politician kissing a child's cheek, ruthless and unjust, I don't know if it's a show for me.

Looking at their backs, Fang Xiao wondered why he agreed to Su Wei at this point in time.

I tried to remember the night when I worked overtime with her in the office, I thought I had missed something, and I couldn't help but feel a little lost in my heart, and I didn't want to eat lunch, so I went back to the dorm room and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, I went to the Academy of Fine Arts to find the art editor of "Tide" to communicate about the cover, and the cover and layout design of "Tide" were designed by the people from the Academy of Fine Arts, because they were professional and careful enough, and they didn't get angry when they changed it.

In the past, the beautiful editor, as if he owed him a few loads of rice in his previous life, as soon as he was asked to modify something, he would kill people and set fire to hang himself, and the magazine company decisively repaired this trouble.

When I came to the gate of the Academy of Fine Arts, I saw Brother Mei squatting in the corner with a large bag of things, trembling, and holding his hands with his mouth.

I walked over and asked, "Huh?" What are you doing here? ”

She was a little surprised to see me, but her expression was extremely melancholy, unlike the usual living dragon that Mei Ge, she stood up and said, "Xiaoyu, what are you doing?" ”

I picked up the cover sample in my hand and said, "I need to change it after communicating with the editor." ”

"Oh, I'm waiting for Geng Hao, I'll make him some food and send it over."

"You see you're heavy on sex and light on friends."

"No, no, you have one too."

"How long have you been waiting?"

"I didn't ...... It didn't take long. "Brother Mei is hesitant.

As soon as I saw it, I knew that this stupid girl had been frozen here for a long time, and her nose and hands were red from the cold: "Don't lie to me, what time did you make an appointment with him?" ”

She lowered her head and whispered, "Seven o'clock." ”

As soon as I looked at my phone, it was almost 10 o'clock, and I was instantly angry: "This Geng Hao is too unexpected!" "Pick up your phone and call him.

Brother Mei hurriedly stopped me: "He said he would come out immediately, don't disturb him, maybe he is busy with something." ”

I asked Brother Mei to leave it alone, and dialed Geng Hao's phone, there was a noisy voice over there, and the human voice was giggling, and Geng Hao said on the other end of the phone: "What's the matter." ”

"There's a person waiting for you at the gate of your school, don't you know?"

"Who?" Geng Hao was a little absent-minded.

"Think about it!" I raised my voice.

"Oh, I was so busy that I forgot about it for a moment, thinking she was gone."

"You come out for me right away!" The first time I lost my temper with Geng Hao, it didn't matter whether he loved Brother Mei or not, but his indifference and ruthlessness to his friends made me angry. Even a stranger should not be so irresponsible to make others wait for two or three hours in the bleak cold wind.

He came out wearing a shirt, rubbed his hands in the cold wind and said, "I forgot, a few painting friends were talking about something just now." ”

Brother Mei handed over the big bulging bag with both hands and walked away without looking back. Maybe she didn't want us to see her wipe her tears.

Geng Hao took the bag and stood dumbfounded, not saying a word.

I watched Brother Mei's distant back disappear in the crowd, the bustling flow of people behind him and the boxy and dull buildings of BJ, how can the word "cold" be described.

I sighed deeply, and suddenly felt that this girl was so weak, so pitiful, so stupid.

I said to Geng Hao: "You can't even say 'sorry' and 'thank you', that's what you learned in college?" ”

"I didn't force her to deliver something, and I didn't force her to wait." Geng Hao stroked his hair and said.

"I don't care who you love or who the fuck doesn't, Geng Hao, as a brother, I just want to say one word to you." I pointed to the tip of Geng Hao's nose and said, "When you feel that the whole world is hurting you and the whole world is working against you, you must know in your heart that we are with you, please don't waste our feelings, and don't take everything for granted." ”

I pointed to the endless flow of people and cars in front of me: "Don't be fooled by these indifferent things, I know that you are fanatical in your heart and don't like to show it, but I really don't want you to treat us like strangers in the future." BJ is so big, it is very inclusive, and all the three religions and nine streams are shining here, which is enough for you to let your dreams fly. But BJ is also very small and cramped, who do you turn to when you are in trouble? Without our friends to support each other, even if you achieve your dreams, will anyone share the joy with you? ”

In this world, Geng Hao can listen to two sentences except for my words, and he can't listen to other people's words at all. After I finished speaking, I walked into the Academy of Fine Arts without looking back, and Geng Hao continued to stand there thoughtfully.

The wind ruffled his hair, and he didn't go to brush it, and he looked so weak that he couldn't help it, like a confused, helpless little grass, trembling, eager to grow quickly, but couldn't find the wind and rain.

We grew up playing with pee in open crotch pants, just like our own brothers, and we just hope that he will learn to live with society, and in the near future, we will not be students in ivory towers. Beyond the walls, an immensely large furnace is in sight.