, I remember that I was sleeping in bed, why did I suddenly come here?

Am I crossing over? Or has it opened up some ancestral other-dimensional space?

"Here we go!"

As I thought, a familiar voice sounded from behind me. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

When I looked back, my heart was shocked, and it was the strange old fortune teller I met in the evening, and the little boy who shot me with a bow and arrow was also on the side, but he was much more energetic now, although he was still wearing open crotch pants, but he had extra wings on his body, and a small aperture on his head, which looked like a little angel......

Little angel!

My eyes suddenly widened - with a bow and arrows in his hand, he looked like a little angel, and the old man called him Art, so his identity was naturally revealed-"You... You... Are you Cupid? ”

"That's right!"

The little kid grinned and looked at me with interest, as if he were looking at some interesting toy.

I couldn't contain the shock in my heart at all, and looked at the old man again in a daze, "You...... Are you a moon old? ”

"Yes, it's Xiaoxian."

The old man also nodded with a smile, looking like the fairy wind was extremely bonely.

"I must be dreaming!"

I looked at the old man and the young man with a confused expression, and muttered to myself, "The old moon will actually get involved with Cupid, this dream is too imaginative!" ”

“……”

The old man and the little boy looked at each other and smiled, and said, "Yes, you are indeed dreaming, but this dream is what we invited you to do." ”

"What...... What do you mean? ”

I was even more confused, "You invited me in?" Does that mean you are real? ”

"Yes."

The old man seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and smiled, "I know it sounds incredible, but Art and I do exist. He is the angel who controls love, and I am the god who is in charge of marriage. ”

"What the ......"

I couldn't help but curse, and secretly said that this dream is really very good, these two guys' expressions are so vivid, and the AI is so high, it almost makes me believe that all this in front of me is real.

I hurriedly pinched my thigh to verify that I was not dreaming, and then my eyes widened and hurt! Hot and scorching pain!

How the hell is this true?!

I was completely stunned and stammered, "This... This... This to... What the hell is going on? ”

"That's right."

The old man smiled and said, "This is a real dream, it's like you've come to another world, and all your feelings here will be real." ”

"You... What are you doing here? ”

"That's a long story."

The old man explained, "I guess you also know that I am in charge of the marriage of the Eastern Land, and Art is in charge of the love of the Western world, each performing its own duties, under normal circumstances, he and I will indeed not get involved." ”

"But there are exceptions to everything......"

Speaking of this, the old man sighed and said, "There are always some strange people in heaven and earth, their marriage is neither under my control nor controlled by Art, but their situation is very special, and we can't sit idly by and ignore them, so sometimes Art and I have to join forces to see if there is a way to solve their ......"

"I can't understand ...... like that?"

I was confused, and thought for a moment, "Their existence is like a bug to you, and it must be fixed, otherwise there will be big trouble?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! You're really perceptive! That's a very apt description! ”

The old man said happily, "They are bugs, very difficult to deal with, just like the one we plan to introduce to you today, her marriage line is very evil, I rummaged through all the red lines and didn't find anyone who can match her, and even most men as long as they contact her, they will be swallowed up the marriage line, and now there are hundreds of men planted in her hands, and the marriage line is long, enough to knit several sweaters!" ”

"What?! Devouring other people's marriage lines? ”

I was startled, this just sounded terrifying, and I couldn't help but glared at the old man, "You still introduced me to such a terrible existence?" It's too tricky! ”

"Uh...... This ......"

The old man was a little embarrassed, as if he was very weak-hearted, and said authentically, "Actually, it's not that terrible...... You're different...... You are a warrior of love...... Just to meet, nothing will happen......"

"No! Absolutely not! ”

I shook my head like a rattle, what a joke, I know that I am not a warrior of love, this force must not pretend.

Yes, I know some of the routines and experiences of flirting with girls, but these are just a few accumulations and pondering that I have been blinded by my mother for many years to watch bloody romance dramas, all of them are theories, and I have no practical experience at all, otherwise I wouldn't have even had a girlfriend since I was a child, and I would have to run to ask for marriage.

"This ......"

The old man swallowed, as if he was embarrassed, "This... I'm afraid I can't help you, because I've connected her marriage line with you......"

"And Art has also shot you with the arrow of Eros......"

"What?!"

I was struck by lightning, and remembered that they had done it in the evening, and I thought it strange that they were digging a hole for me!

"If the marriage line is swallowed......

I held back the anger in my heart, stared at the old man, and said, "What will be the consequences?" ”

"Uh...... In fact... Actually, it's not much ......."

The old man avoided my gaze with some weakness, and said hesitantly, "That's it...... That is, you may be lonely for the rest of your life......"

"Lonely old age?! It's nothing?! ”

I was furious and yelled at the old man, "Why do you want to harm me? ”

"Calm down! Calm down! ”

Seeing that I looked like I was going to kill, the old man hurriedly said, "I can't help it...... That one is really evil, if you don't settle her, the whole sweater factory... Oh no, it's all the marriage lines that are messed up......"

"What does this have to do with me?"

I'm going to be lonely and old, where can I listen to his hardships, and said angrily, "Even you immortals can't do anything about her, and it's not for me to die?" ”

"No, no, no! It's not the same! ”

The old man waved his hand again and again, and said very seriously, "You are a warrior of love!" She is the nemesis of all evil and heresy, as long as you use all your strength to launch a holy war of love against her, you will definitely have a chance to defeat her! ”

“……”

I glared at the old man like a fool, "Do you think I will believe such a naïve and shameful nonsense?" ”

"No, it's not nonsense."

The old man was immune to my 'Death Glare' and said with sincerity on his face, "What I said is true! ”

Don't tell me it's useless! ”

I waved my hand impatiently, although I am not yet the age of secondary two, and even I am afraid of myself when I occasionally come to secondary two, but I am not a child after all, how can I believe his exaggerated and childish nonsense?

I yelled at the old man with a fierce face, "You hurry up and untie the marriage line to me, otherwise I won't be done with you!" ”

"Oh?"

"Finished with me?!"

The old man's eyes suddenly froze, and all the low breath just now disappeared, becoming majestic and cold, he looked at me with a smile, and said, "I am also a fairy, you are a mortal, I am curious how you will not finish with me?" ”

“……”

My face froze, speechless, and then I realized that I was confused by the old man's good old man's appearance, and forgot that he was still a fairy, and now he turned his face like this, and suddenly stopped me.

"Boy, I'm also good-tempered to tell you so much."

The old man said coldly, "Otherwise, I will directly throw you to her to save more trouble, anyway, you are not the only warrior of love planted in her hands, it's a big deal to find it again, and then I just need to delete your amnestics,