"You're a liar!"

Her face suddenly changed, and her eyes were full of murder, "If you are really a traveler, don't you know that Confusing Peach Forest is a forbidden place?" If you go in, you will die! ”

What the?

”

This evening, Yan Yifan and I came home from school, and suddenly saw a fortune teller setting up a stall on the side of the road. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Then I didn't know which tendon was wrong, so I ran over stupidly and said that I wanted to ask for marriage.

Such a fun thing, as a sworn friend, Yan Yifan was naturally very interested, and he also came over to watch the ceremony.

"Name, birthday."

The fortune teller looked a little good, squinted at me for a while, and went straight to the point.

"Hu Sicong, October 22, 98."

"Hmm."

The fortune teller nodded incomprehensibly, with words in his mouth, and a pinch in his hand, and then ......

"Hiss......"

The fortune teller suddenly gasped, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his face changed greatly, as if he was suffering greatly from it.

"What's wrong? Guru! ”

I couldn't help but panic, thinking that my life was too hard, and the sky was shattering the lone star, so I got to the master and caused him to be counterattacked.

“…… It's okay. ”

The fortune teller slowed down for a while before saying, "I pinched it too fast just now, and my fingers cramped......"

Me: "......"

"Let's talk about it first, this is a work-related injury, and you have to pay for it."

The fortune teller emphasized.

"What?"

My eyes widened, "Is this a work-related injury?" ”

"Of course!"

The fortune teller nodded solemnly, with a look of 'if you don't recognize me, I will go to the labor bureau to sue you', then took out a piece of paper, wrote a line of numbers with a brush, handed it to me, and said, "No, this is your marriage." ”

"What do you mean?"

I looked at the ten numbers on the paper and couldn't figure it out.

"Stupid."

The fortune teller said, "This is your other half's QQ number, you can take it back and add it." ”

"What?"

It's not just me now, even Yan Yifan's eyes widened, fortune telling can actually directly calculate the QQ number, this is too metaphysical!

"Really?"

I looked incredulous, "I don't read much, don't lie to me!" ”

"Just try it."

Yan Yifan directly took out his mobile phone and tried to add this QQ number, not to mention, he really added it, and he was still a beauty when he looked at the avatar!

"Damn, it's amazing!"

I was surprised and delighted, surprised that this fortune teller is too high, it is simply amazing, and I am happy that I really got married, and I don't have to worry about being forcibly fed dog food in the future.

"Don't be too happy."

Yan Yifan was a bystander, and hit me and said, "The ghost knows if this is a trumpet built by himself, specially used to trap people." ”

"That's right."

I thought about it, I really don't rule out this possibility, first build a few trumpets by myself, pretend to be a fortune teller and throw them to those who come to ask for marriage, haha, and then hide on the Internet and pretend to be a man, and use the high-sounding reason of 'God's arranged marriage' to coax all kinds of deceptions, and ensure that I can deceive those single dogs who want women and men to go crazy......

Hiss... If that's the case, this routine is simply not too dirty!

The more I thought about it, the more terrifying I felt, and I couldn't help but look at the fortune teller vigilantly.

"Believe it or not."

The fortune teller sank his face, and looked a little annoyed and angry, "Anyway, I have already begged for this marriage for you, give the money quickly, and the total amount of work-related injury expenses is one hundred yuan!" ”

"So many?! Why don't you grab it? ”

I was shocked, as a student dog, I had a hundred dollars on me.

"That's it, just look at him like this, you know he's a liar."

Yan Yifan also echoed, "Sicong, let's ignore him and just leave." ”

"You dare!"

The fortune teller grabbed my hand and threatened, "If you don't take the money today, don't think about leaving, or I'll lay this old bone on the ground, and when the police come, they will say that you hit it, and then it won't be a hundred dollars to solve it." ”

"Holy! You are blackmailing, you know? ”

I didn't say anything yet, Yan Yifan blew up first, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't deceive people too much, the rabbit is in a hurry and bites!" ”

"Yo ho! Look at your posture to beat me, right? ”

The fortune teller is obviously an old man, so he didn't eat this set at all, but took the initiative to turn his head over and said provocatively, "Come on, come on, fight like this, fight hard, Lao Tzu is worried that no one will support him when he is old!" ”

"Ouch! I'm grumpy! ”

The mouth cannon hit to this point, if you coax it, it will be too shameless, so Yan Yifan decisively squeezed my side, looking like he was being held by me, and shouted, "Sicong, don't stop me, I have to beat this old guy all over the ground to find teeth today!" ”

However, I was thinking about the problem in my mind at the time, and I didn't understand Yan Yifan's intentions, but said with a surprised face, "Stop you?" I didn't stop you......"

As he spoke, he took the initiative to stand aside and make room for him.

You who should cooperate with my performance turned a blind eye......

Yan Yifan didn't expect me to sell my teammates at all, with two capitalized bewilderments written on his face, he must be roaring in his heart - can you still play happily, this cannon can't be hit at all, okay!

Fortunately, I relieved him in time, and said to the fortune teller with an inexplicable look of excitement, "I can give you the money, but you have to promise me one condition." ”

"On what terms?"

Seeing that I was being cheated and still laughing so happily, the fortune teller asked with some curiosity.

"Help me put on a show."

I told him the plan I had just in mind, and said, "I'll bring a girl another day, and you will tell her that her QQ number is what I asked you for marriage, and it is really a marriage destined by God, if she refuses, she will be cursed by God, bear the curse of fate, and she will not be happy for the rest of her life!" ”

“……”

The fortune teller and Yan Yifan opened their mouths wide in unison, never expecting that I would make such a request.

"What? Is there a problem? ”

I said with a look of anticipation, in my mind, this is simply a perfect pickle girl routine - first find a way to get the girl's QQ, and then tell her, your QQ number is what I asked for marriage, our fate is destined, I don't believe you can go to the fortune teller with me to ask!

Think about it, how stinky and fresh this reason is, I soaked you, not because I fell in love with your beauty, but because this is the destiny of God, the arrangement of fate, you can't refuse, and you can't refuse! Otherwise, just wait to accept the sanction of fate!

Of course, this routine is also somewhat limited, not suitable for those familiar girls, can only find those who are not very familiar, it is best not to know the girls to start, and the specific details also need to be scrutinized, but everything is difficult at the beginning, as long as the first step is done, the next thing is not to push the boat?

"Little brother, you can play."

The fortune teller's eyes lit up and he looked at me with appreciation.

"Take, take."

I humbly bowed my head, "It's all inspired by the master." ”

"Okay, I agreed to that."

The fortune teller said cheerfully, "Let's leave a phone call,