Weibo office building. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Tell me what's going on! Why is the server paralyzed, I won't let you go if you don't say why! In a server room, a middle-aged man yelled at a group of people, but this group of people didn't dare to talk, and they didn't know why they were paralyzed, dead, how to speak, the middle-aged man spoke again, and roared: "Since I don't know why, then you still don't move, wait for death!" Ten minutes didn't get it right, you all bastards! ”

A group of people dragged their heads back to their respective places and began to get busy, the middle-aged man touched his forehead and looked around, and from time to time he scolded angrily, which made the technicians tremble......

……

And now the country's Weibo users have exploded, and they are in a hurry! Why did you crash when you watched it well, hundreds of millions of users of Nima Weibo, is this money still less money? Don't get the server right!

Just such an accident has cast a shadow on Weibo in the future, an unreliable shadow!

in the room.

Wen Zhile raised his head and smiled, flipping through Weibo on his own, this kind of thing is also a beautiful talk in a few years, only this once, future generations can only look at it......

Wen Zhile stopped after laughing for a while, looking at a snow-white page, Wen Zhile shook his eyebrows, picked up a cigarette and lit it, squinted slightly and took a deep breath, swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog......

I have to say that Wen Zhile's smoking posture is ugly, but Nima's handsome looks good no matter how he smokes, "people can only die more than people", this will not be wrong......

"Hiss......" After a while, a cigarette has come to an end, Wen Zhile put out the cigarette butt and fell into the trash......

……

Weibo office building.

"Manager, I've found the reason, it's a Weibo account that suddenly flooded into too many users, and finally crashed......" A technician lowered his head and said to the middle-aged man, the corner of the middle-aged man's mouth twitched, and roared: "How many people have come in!" ”

The technician's body shook and said tremblingly: "More than 90 million ......"

"I've found the reason, so don't fix it quickly, wait for death!" The middle-aged man roared angrily, and all the technicians were busy again, and he himself was already shocked in his heart, more than 90 million people poured in at the same time, this data is no longer available, no wonder it crashed......

Two minutes passed.

"Manager, it's been fixed!"

"You still want to ask me for a reward, don't you?"

"Don't, don't ......"

"Humph......"

……

After the middle-aged man returned to the company, he made a phone call, "Director, I found a novel on Weibo, which has great potential!" Yes, yes, it's his novels that paralyzed Weibo! Got it, I'll contact him, director, how much is the cost of the exclusive network serial? So much? Too much, right? Good, good, good! I got it, it'll be done! ”

……

in the room.

Wen Zhile is tirelessly refreshing, he still doesn't know whether "the days of living with a flight attendant" is popular or not, will there be a simplified and traditional Chinese publishing house to negotiate the publication of the book? Will there be a comic club to contact and negotiate the copyright of comics? Will it be made into a TV series or movie?

After knowing the achievements of this book on the earth, Wen Zhile couldn't calm down, if he couldn't surpass the data on the earth, it would be a write-up, and Wen Zhile didn't allow this situation in his heart, he wanted to carry forward these books, he wanted to leave his name in history and pass it on through the ages! He wants to be the first person in this world!

"It's finally good! This Weibo is a bit of a pit! Suddenly it was refreshed, the picture became the original appearance, Wen Zhile smiled and clicked into the blog post, the following comments were refreshed one after another, Wen Zhile looked at these comments and smiled.

"It's good-looking, why is it just like that, it's so annoying (dog head)"

"The title of the book is dirty, but it's not dirty when you read the first chapter, it's weird (dog head)"

"Don't say anything, I'll go to the community and wait now, if you can't find the flight attendant, the author you just wait! Besides, the title of this book is very dirty."

"It turns out that the author is also a veteran.,Pick up corpses (dog head dog head)"

"This article looks so comfortable, I want to recommend a friend to read it (dog head)"

"Please inform the author's home address, a box of blades is ready (dog head)"

……

Wen Zhile just watched it one by one, but it backfired, and he was brushed down by a new comment before he could finish reading one, and he was tired and panicked when he looked at it, and the mouse wheel was almost broken, but Wen Zhile was very happy, even if there was an occasional bad review, it was all a laugh.

In this case, the publishing house or something should come soon, Wen Zhile half-squinted his eyes and became so obscene......

"Dididi!"

Phone message sounds.

Wen Zhile was stunned when he heard the sound of the mobile phone, and he came back to his senses, harassing text messages? Telecom scams? Spending a lot of money to have children? cough, Wen Zhile reached out and took the phone to take a look, the message from the tiger girl, clicked on it to see the content, and was dumbfounded.

"Why didn't you tell me when you opened a new book!! I'm very angry!!! ”

Wen Zhile smiled bitterly, this is forgot, self-inflicted, think about it, or call to explain it, click on the number, dial, "Toot ...... Honk...... Toot toot, your call is currently unanswered, please ......"

"Don't answer the phone, still shy?" Wen Zhile grinned, sent a message over, explained, waited for a while, and didn't see a reply, Wen Zhile put the phone aside and waved the mouse again, and began to read the fans' replies......

"Bang bang bang!"

"Xiaole, come out for a while, I have something to do with you!" Hu Yue's voice came from outside the door, Wen Zhile got up with shaking eyebrows, walked to the door and opened the door, and asked suspiciously: "Mom, what's the matter, no, what is Mom looking for me, do you need my help...... ”

Seeing Hu Yue's eyes widen, Wen Zhile was stunned and immediately changed his lines, and after changing a few words, the effect was much better, Hu Yue glanced at Wen Zhile and said, "What kind of brother did you come from before?" What's it called? Forget the name, you go down and see for yourself, I guess there is nothing good! ”

"Uh......" Wen Zhile looked at Hu Yue with a confused expression, what kind of person, former brother? Do I have any other brothers besides Ergouzi? Why don't you remember? It's weird! Puzzled, he asked, "How old and what does it look like?" ”

"I'm about the same age as you, I look average, my eye sockets are sunken, I guess my kidneys are deficient, cough, just look at it yourself!" Hu Yue Balabala said together, and stopped when he said that this person had kidney deficiency, turned around and went down......

Wen Zhile watched Hu Yue go down, reached out and touched his chin, and remembered, there is no such a deep eye socket in his mind, go down and take a look, shook his head and strode down.

When I went down the stairs, Wen Zhile saw a person, and frowned when he saw this appearance, and sure enough, as Hu Yue said, his face was dark and his eye sockets were sunken, this is a lot, but I don't know it! Who is this?

Striding over, Wen Zhile looked at this person and frowned, and asked suspiciously, "Are you?" ”

This person didn't think Wen Zhile didn't know himself, got up and walked over and grabbed Wen Zhile's hand, swayed it up and down, and said, "I'm Zhu Tianmad!" Don't you remember, our high school classmates! ”

At the moment when he signed up, Wen Zhile was stunned, and his thoughts drifted to seven years ago, Zhu Tian was a madman as his name suggested, very arrogant, but in the third year of high school, Wen Zhile became a good friend, and then he chased after a girl, but the sister didn't agree, and contacted Wen Zhile with a trick, and he saw it at that moment, and the hatred began, no matter how Wen Zhile explained, it was useless, so he fell out.

Wen Zhile frowned, looking at Zhu Tian speechless, why the hell is he here with a shy face? Wen Zhile's voice was calm and unwavering: "If you have something, say it, and let it go if you have a fart!" ”

The corners of Zhu Tian's mouth twitched, he held back the anger in his heart, and whispered: "Life has been relatively poor recently, and I heard that you have been doing better recently, can you borrow some money?" ”

Wen Zhile narrowed his eyes, smiled coldly, and asked, "How much do you want to borrow?" ”

Zhu Tianmad didn't notice Wen Zhile's facial expression, he only heard Wen Zhile ask him how much it was, this is a play, Tian said shamelessly: "Don't be more, 50,000 is fine." ”

Wen Zhile kept sneering and asked, "Give me a reason to borrow money from you!" ”

"We used to be brothers!"

"I've helped you before!"

"I ......"

Wen Zhile didn't speak, so he let Zhu Tianfang keep talking, and when he had nothing to say, Wen Zhile opened his mouth and said: "These are all before, and now they are different from before......"

"You mean not to borrow it?"

"You're ungrateful!"

"Get out!" Seeing Zhu Tianman's endless, Wen Zhile was furious, and directly yelled, scaring Zhu Tianmad back several steps, Wen Zhile glared and said again: "I don't know what's wrong, you forgot when Lao Tzu helped you?" Something with a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs! Judging what you see at a glance, you don't have a brain, you can't think, don't get out! Lao Tzu will beat you to death! Get lost! ”

Zhu Tian was so frightened that he retreated again and again, looking at Wen Zhile's appearance of wanting to eat people, he couldn't stand it, he moved his steps and walked outside, and after moving to the door, he ran away, completely losing the spirit just now......

"Stupid thing, this IQ man is anxious for you, and he borrows money, so it's okay if he doesn't beat you!" Wen Zhile scolded a few words, turned around and walked upstairs.

"Jingle Bell ......"

As soon as Wen Zhile heard the call, he took out his mobile phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number, frowned, calmed down his excitement, and connected, "Hey." ”

"Hello, I'm a manager of Weibo, we feel that your novel is very promising, and we are ready to sign your exclusive serial copyright!"