An hour later

"Good! The students have gained a lot today, and I think the time is almost up, so let's go home. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" After Yue Fei finished speaking, everyone dispersed in a hurry. Only Yue Fei and Liu Xiucai were left at the scene.

"Yue Fei, I think I should talk to you about this problem! Why did all the students work, but you didn't do it, are you a little disrespectful! ”

"Teacher, you actually asked your classmates to help you work, and we paid the tuition to work for you, did we come to work for you? And you don't help you with your work, and you even talk about me. Teacher, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! Yue Fei had a disappointed expression.

"Huh? What's going on? Liu Xiucai was a little confused.

"It's nothing, in fact, teacher, you are very happy that so many of my classmates help you work. But if it weren't for me today, would your water tank be full? Can you chop firewood in your house? Can you pull out the weeds in your house? In fact, you should be most grateful to me! ”

"That's right! I said something was wrong. So how can I thank you? Liu Xiucai's clothes suddenly realized.

And Yue Fei looked indifferent, "It's nothing, helping others is a fine tradition of the Great Song Dynasty, helping the teacher is what I should do, I won't come to class in the afternoon." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Liu Xiucai to react, he disappeared directly.

Only Liu Xiucai was left alone and muttered to himself: "Yue Fei's character is so high, it seems that I should report to the county school to give Yue Fei a better study environment." ”

After a period of wild running, Yue Fei finally returned home.

"Mother, I'm hungry, I want to eat." Yue Fei started shouting before he entered the door.

"Son, you're back! Don't be busy eating, my mother got a baby today, come and see. The mother-in-law said excitedly to Yue Fei.

A person who runs a brothel is not the emperor who stays at home every day and someone can pay tribute to the baby? Hey, it's not going to be another Buddhist treasure to tickle or something.

Thinking of his mother's unobtrusive character, Yue Fei couldn't stand it. A few days ago, the so-called Xianglong Luohan, the director of the so-called Lingshan office in Kyoto, actually scratched his mother with an itch, and gave him three roast chickens and a large jar of good wine, which is really a good deal......

I really don't know what my brothel relies on to make a profit.

"Mother, what did you buy this time? Is it tickling? Or a shoehorn? Let's talk about it and go to dinner. Yue Fei entered the room a little speechless.

"No, my mother really picked up a big bargain this time, which was exchanged from a tomb robber. They haven't opened meat for a long time, and they didn't just come up, but they didn't get rid of the things, so they could only give the baby that came out of it to the mother. Mother just let Huahua accompany him. The mother-in-law said excitedly.

"Damn! What kind of people are these, just unearthed and don't want to eat a good meal, don't want to take things off their hands, and come to find chickens! Even if you look for chickens, you still need to look for flowers? "Thinking of Huahua's weight of two hundred and five, her appearance and her IQ of two hundred and five, it is ten times more terrifying than Ruhua before the crossing! This kind of person has to go down to his mouth, what kind of person is this!

"Who has the spare time to accompany such a burrower in the middle of the day. Originally, my mother didn't want to do his business, but his baby mother really liked it, and she didn't dislike it when she caught up, so she could only give him flowers. You don't know how grateful Huahua is to her mother. As she spoke, the mother-in-law ignored Yue Fei's shocked expression and took out the treasure she had exchanged for the tomb robbers!

"Son, how about looking at this baby?" Mother-in-law showed off.

"Son? Aren't you stunned? ”

"Son, this is the mirror that Wu Zetian used back then, look, light it up." Saying that, the mother-in-law also took a photo.

"Son, speak. Wouldn't it be stupid again, the me knew that my mother didn't want the things used by this dead man, son, don't scare me. The mother-in-law was a little panicked, but there was a hint of intriguing expression in the panic.

Seeing Yue Fei staring motionlessly at the mirror in his hand and not speaking, his mother-in-law thought that Yue Fei's soul was sucked away by this mirror.

After a long while, Yue Fei woke up.

"Mother, what did you say? This is the mirror used by Wu Zetian? ”

"That's right, the tomb robber said that he stole the tomb of Emperor Wu Zhou, so maybe she used it, you look at the workmanship, you look at the clarity, even if it is newly made, it is also a rare treasure in the world."

"Mother, do you call this a mirror?" Yue Fei has some directions.

"Yes, you see, how clear this is, I will use this for my mother's makeup in the future, even the black gem on the back is crystal clear and shining. This is especially true of the silver side. The mother-in-law said with emotion.

"Eh, mother, can you let me look at this phone, is it not a mirror?" Yue Fei stammered a little.

"Of course you can, what your mother is yours, whatever you want, as long as your mother can get it, I'll get it for you." As he spoke, he handed the "mirror" to Yue Fei.

Yue Fei didn't have time to be moved, looking at the mirror in his hand that looked exactly like his mobile phone, his heart was really mixed.

This smooth feel, this black screen, Nima and two side buttons, isn't this volume up? There's also a camera on the back. Is this time in time again?

"Where is the power button on this phone? Why is there only a volume button and no power button? Moreover, it is still the kind that cannot be deducted from the battery. How can this be played? Is it a mobile phone? Yue Fei wondered.

While Yue Fei was muttering and studying this "mirror" that was exactly the same as his mobile phone, a flash of brilliance suddenly flashed on the screen. And there was a burst of old voices.

"Welcome to the fairy phone."

"Nima, do you want this? Where's the press? Or just touch it like this and you can turn it on! The key is to dig out the ancient tomb and turn it on, and this standby time must be good! Where does the electricity come from? Yue Fei was directly taken aback.

Just as Yue Fei was constantly complaining, a figure suddenly appeared on the mobile phone screen.

"Hello this little friend, I am an immortal in the heavenly realm, my name is Taishang Laojun, can you hear me?"

"Listen to your sister, such a bullshit boot animation, don't you want to be so messy."

"It's not messy, it's not messy, it's actually not a boot animation, it's my real consciousness."

Then this "Taishang Laojun turned on the storytelling mode."

"I am indeed an immortal, called Taishang Laojun. We used to live on a beautiful planet, but as time went by, a sect founded by a traitor, Buddhism, encroached on our faith. Coupled with the continuous reduction of the vitality of heaven and earth, we have no choice but to come to this new planet.

Because the inhabitants were still very primitive at that time, we managed to occupy the faith here, but only after a thousand years, Buddhism also came to this land. They wantonly break the rules, because their practice is different from ours, they can become strong just by having faith, and faith for us is just to ensure the prosperity of our lives.

So, again, they have acquired the faith here by means of despicable means. And we're curious about why they're here.

So we went back to our hometown, where no one believed in Buddhism anymore, and people there were attracted to something called a cell phone, and they believed in science and no longer believed in gods. And we have obtained the supreme artifact made by humans.

With this artifact, mortals can also transmit sound for thousands of miles, not thousands of miles, not tens of millions of miles. And they can also know the future, know the rain or shine. This artifact can also be used to entertain the body and mind with a phonograph. Not only that, but this artifact also has a small independent space where money can be stored, and you can pay for things by simply scanning it. The list of amazing features is endless.

Although we know how to break the Buddhist faith, we are far from being able to create such an artifact that I don't know what power left for each of them.

In desperation, we had to steal an artifact and bring it back to this world to study slowly. As a result, we only made such a single one when we exhausted the mana of all the gods, and because we ran out of mana, we had to connect the divine realm to this artifact so that we could continue to survive.

As for this artifact phone, we left it to the world, waiting for someone to carry it forward and defeat our old enemies, Buddhism. And you're the one who called out the name of this artifact! ”

After listening to this so-called Taishang Laojun, he finished speaking. The more Yue Fei listened, the more he felt a pain in the egg. And the mother-in-law seemed to be crazy.

"My son, he is destined, he is going to be an immortal. Hahaha, this is really a baby. ”

Yue Fei sighed that his mother was really coarse. I was not surprised at all when I encountered this kind of thing, and I accepted it without any sense of disobedience at all. This is obviously very unscientific, okay.

"That Taishang Laojun classmate, what kind of bone is amazing after meeting the old fairy, what kind of talent, and then you can get what incomparable cultivation techniques, and then you will go to the pinnacle of life to win Bai Fumei, what about me? What do you get? Yue Fei looked forward to it.

"Come on, come on, turn on the camera and let me take a look."

"Nima, don't say this kind of funny words, don't be serious, okay. Anyway, the screen is full of how do you turn on the camera? Yue Fei was a little speechless.

"Oops, I forgot. Excuse me. I thought I was projecting, but you didn't remind me that I forgot to turn on the projection mode. ”

"Nima! Do you want to be so cute at such an age? ”

"Okay, please click on the button with the word camera on it. ……”

"Shut up! I'm more familiar with playing mobile phones than you, and the Nima system is still Android! ”

"I heard them say that this is easier to modify, the other one named Apple is a criminal, if you want to do something, you have to escape from prison, how can my Harmony Heaven be tainted by the artifact used by this criminal. If you want to use this artifact, which symbolizes peace and openness, it is also used. ”

"Can you not say such a funny line so seriously, I'm going to laugh."

When the camera is turned on......

"Shaoxia, I see that your heavenly court is dissatisfied, and the earth pavilion is not thoughtful. It is the fate of the owe auspicious, come and eat my great Ruyi Wuji Qiankun Eight Treasures against the sky to change your life pill to change your destiny. From now on, I will become a true person in my way. Now see that you are destined for me and give it to you. ”

"Wow, the style of painting is different, it seems that this is Lao Tzu's chance, I'll just say how the life after crossing is so dull. It seems that I am finally going to be like other traversers, to become a savior waiting for the beautiful woman to take the initiative to give her arms! Wow kaka, wow kaka, damn it! Something, it's stuck" Yue Fei didn't finish lewd before he felt that his throat was blocked by something.