"You give back my son, you give back my son. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info You liar, I want to report you, you practice medicine without a license, I also want to report you for committing sex precepts, meat precepts, alcohol industry, and lying, and you also killed my son. I want you to never be an Arhat! ”

Yi Xiaotian was woken up by a miserable shout.

"Who disturbed the master's sleep? Don't know if I'm out of bed? Today, I will let you see what the power of the protagonist is! ”

Before he could open his eyes, Yi Xiaotian saw a young woman who looked good at him with excitement on her face. Yi Xiaotian was taken aback.

What the heck? Did Lao Tzu's protagonist's aura finally shine on his head? Beautiful women are all coming to give them a hug. Wow Ka Ka, this is simply the rhythm of going to the peak of life to marry Bai Fumei.

But look at it again, what is the situation with Nima? Aren't you coding words at home day and night? How did his "pig's nest", which has never been cleaned up since the death of his parents, become such an antique bed?

Also, who is this little young woman who sneaked into her home and cosplayed? Who is the greasy-faced and obscene uncle behind her? Stealing a husband and wife duo? The current thief's three views are too wrong! No wonder I heard the two of them arguing just now, it seems that they were crazy by their own family!

Thinking of this, Yi Xiaotian suddenly thought, no, he is not at his own home, this can't be organ trafficking, right?

"This big brother, this big sister, you see that I really don't have anything, even if you kidnap me and sell my organs, my ones are not easy to use! Look at my eyes, I'm short-sighted! Not only that, but also glaucoma, presbyopia, cataracts, and the key is not to cry in the wind! Look at my kidney, why can't I see it, because it's wrapped in my belly, no, because I've sold it but because the quality is so poor, I can't even afford to buy an iPhone! My blood, that's leukemia too! So please raise your hands and let the little brother go! The little brother must be grateful to Dade for always remembering the grace of the two of them not to kill! ”

As soon as the young woman looked at Yi Xiaotian and said something, she looked at herself blankly as before, happy and disappointed in her heart. I am happy that my son is not dead, and I am disappointed that my son is still the same as before, a fool.

But later, Yi Xiaotian's words completely made the young woman angry, her son is a fool, but he is definitely not a psychopath! Now Nima has become a psychopath!

And the obscene uncle on the side saw that things were not good, and he originally wanted two chickens to eat, so he quickly left. As he walked, he shouted: "Xianglong Arhat's mana is boundless, and he has successfully cured a fool!" Please look out for Xianglong Arhat if you have something! ”

And after the sloppy uncle "Xianglong Arhat" shouted, countless parents sighed, lamenting that another person had been abused, and at the same time, countless boys and girls shouted: "Xianglong Arhat, we love you!" ”

Yi Xiaotian suddenly found that things didn't seem to be the same as his own cognition. This Nima is not robbing and harvesting organs, this Nima seems to have crossed over.

"Son, don't be afraid, my mother will definitely not let you be a psychopath all the time, and my mother will cure you even if she smashes the pot and sells iron." After the young woman finished speaking, she hugged Yi Xiaotian directly and cried.

Feeling the two soft objects enveloping his face, Yi Xiaotian couldn't help but be stunned. Nani? Welfare? The perks of the traverser? You're my mother, is it really appropriate to take advantage of me so openly? You should hold it tighter!

However, let Yi Xiaotian think about it, he must first figure out the current situation, otherwise it will be easy to be regarded as a psychopath.

"That, beauty, you're my mother?" Yi Xiaotian's voice was a little dull, but there was a reason, after all, his mouth had been blocked by two big things.

"Son, you don't even remember your mother? That damn Xianglong Arhat, I must let him fall into disrepute! ”

At this time, Xianglong, who was enjoying the two girls inviting chicken, sneezed directly, "Nima, who scolded me?" Then he bit down on the snot on the drumstick.

"Wow~ so handsome, so bohemian, Xianglong wants to give you a son."

"Uh...... That's unlikely, I'm a eunuch. ”

"Wow~ Xianglong is really Xianglong, and he can grow a beard when he is a eunuch."

"Uh...... Actually, this is not a beard, this is dog hair stained by eating dog meat. ”

"Wow~ Dog hair can be sticky so individual. No, I'm going to love you to death! Another female fan also said.

"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a eunuch!" After Xianglong finished speaking, he summoned his chameleon and flew directly to the sky.

At this time, Yi Xiaotian also slowly inquired about his current situation.

The place where I am located is called the Great Song Dynasty, but this is not the same thing as the Song Dynasty I know in my history textbook. This worldview is simply confusing.

The world's strongest Great Song Dynasty has slowly gone downhill, and only half of the country is left by the ethnic minorities, how can Nima be so similar to the Song Dynasty! The point is that there is Buddhism here! Buddhism, it's not unusual, although we don't believe in Buddhism, but we don't discriminate, the key is that the Buddhist leader is called Ruyi Buddha Alasan, and the one just now is really an Arhat and a Xianglong, just because he has a flying chameleon! The key is that he is only Nima eleven years old, and his name is Yue Fei! Nima, and her mother is directly called her mother-in-law! Nima, what a cheat this has to be! The key is that his mother-in-law, who looks like a little young woman, actually runs a brothel! This Nima is simply simple!

……

A month later.

"Teacher, I don't think we can be so rote memorizing, we must implement quality education!" Yue Fei's voice came.

"How many times have I said that you have to call Master! Also, what is quality education? You're saying I'm not qualified? Come, come, stretch out your palm, Master, I am very qualified! Saying that, Master Liu Xiucai directly took the ring ruler and prepared to hit Yue Fei's palm.

Liu Xiucai's real name is Liu Xiucai, and his father hopes that he can become a Xiucai master like his name, but the hard work pays off, and finally Liu Xiucai was really admitted to Xiucai and became a veritable Liu Xiucai. (Okay, that's)

"Teacher, if you dare to beat me, I will tell my sister about the Yihong Courtyard that you opened at my house the day before yesterday." Yue Fei whispered in Liu Xiucai's ear.

When Liu Xiucai heard this, he quickly put down the ring ruler, held Yue Fei's shoulder and asked him to sit down, and cleared his throat, "I think that the most thoughtful person in our school is Yue Fei." Now he has a new teaching philosophy, now let's listen to Yue Fei's quality education. ”

This quality education is something that Yue Fei has been advocating since he started this private school, but he has never had a chance, this time Liu Xiucai fell into Yue Fei's hands, can he still let him run?

When everyone was stunned and pressed their chins, Yue Fei stood up directly.

"This quality education is to let our students no longer die studying, but develop morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically, and laboriously in an all-round way. It attaches importance to people's ideological and moral qualities, ability training, personality development, physical health and mental health education. Let everyone in the academy become a useful talent for the Great Song Empire!

For example! For example, our teacher Liu is a good example. At that time, although our teacher Liu couldn't afford to go to school, but through self-study, through stealing, coupled with the combination of learning and thinking, learning in labor, learning in life, and finally admitted to the lintel of Xiucai's glory! What is it! This is an example for us to follow! So I propose that in order to learn from Mr. Liu, we should ask Mr. Liu to assign us some tasks, such as helping Mr. Liu chop firewood, help Mr. Liu boil water, and experience the hard work of working people in labor! Feel the good of the reader in the labor! ”

Liu Xiucai heard it, huh? How can you still have your own business? This publicity is okay, his image is definitely so bright and magnificent, this Yue Fei seems to have a lot of potential for cultivation.

"Ahem! I'll say two words. Although Yue Fei's teacher's deeds are not comprehensive, I think this is enough for you to learn, go and chop all the firewood in the backyard for me today, so that I can know the benefits of not having to work! Wrong! It's only you who know the benefits of reading. ”

Liu Xiu had just finished speaking, and before the classmates could go to chop firewood, Yue Fei spoke again.

"I know a lot of students who don't understand, but I can give you a chance to ask questions. Okay, here's the question time, if you don't understand, you can ask questions. ”

Liu Xiucai just felt that someone was working for him, and he was very happy, but when it came out, Liu Xiucai was a little unhappy but didn't say anything.

"What kind of classmate is you?"

"Liu San's question is very good, and the relationship between you and me is called a classmate. Now we call them classmates, no! I think this title is outdated! You and I study at the same time, aren't we classmates? As for classmates, why aren't you classmates when you and your parents live under the same window every day? ”

"Wow! Sure enough, it's very thoughtful. Yue Fei, I support you! From now on, we will be classmates. Liu San happily sat down again.

"Then why do you call the master a teacher?"

"Wow! Zhang Xiaogou: This question is also very profound. Teacher, preach and teach to solve doubts. The elder reminds us that the master is our teacher and we should respect him. ”

"Good! After I decided, you will call me Mr. Liu. Liu Xiucai was very happy.

"Then, how can we do it, quality education?" A little fat man stood up.

"Wang Tiedan's question is very deep. Quality education is first of all about respecting teachers and improving our character, so of course it is to help teachers work. ”

"Wow, it makes sense, I was speechless, so I had to go to work first." After saying that, he went straight to the backyard.

"We can't let him enjoy quality education alone, he must get a job."