Yuan Zheng intends to clear the original sin of picking up girls in the past, and he stubbornly believes that only innocent and clean people are worthy of chasing Wen Xin. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info With this bizarre logic, I don't go out all day long, and obediently stay in the dormitory to read.

Occasionally, small vendors from outside infiltrated the student dormitories to sell Indian divine oil, North American Viagra, and South American maca, but Yuan Zheng actually ignored it.

In this regard, Yang Chenjun and I are extremely uncomfortable. The tiger changed to a vegetarian diet, and it was not easy for anyone to adapt.

However, the teachers in the Chinese department are not vegetarians, and we are taught to watch "Jin Ping Mei" with an academic eye, but our annual rings are in a period of strong sex hormone secretion, and Yuan Zheng has not finished reading half of it, and has quietly masturbated five or six times, almost prostration.

He said: "This book is really his grandmother's book, Ximen Qing indulged in death, and his fox friend asked a water show to write a memorial to mourn him. Raise every joy, and fall in the shadow. Living in the brocade crotch team, waist-high library collection', damn, you are talented, this Ximen Qing will not fall**. ”

I sighed regretfully and said, "It's a pity, I don't know what the real name of this buddy is Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, otherwise you will definitely want to play back and communicate with him about academic issues." ”

Yuan Zheng scratched his hair and said, "Didn't I change my ways?" Besides, isn't it normal for me to be so handsome and personable, as if I had a history of romance when I was young? ”

I said, "If you can't stop it, the consequences will be the same as this Simon slut, dying on the front line of the 'battle', and everyone will die." ”

The teacher of ancient literature is more avant-garde, asking students to share their reading experience in class, he has studied "The Golden Plum Bottle" for 20 years, and revealed the identity of the real author of "The Golden Plum Bottle", not Wang Shizhen, but his great-grandfather. He also said that Ximenqing's prototype was his great-grandfather's old watch, and I especially wanted to faint at that time.

Girls are more open than boys, talking about Ximenqing's distorted personality, talking about the pathological patriarchal society in which women are suppressed, talking about Lanling's realistic brushwork, and talking about "world feelings", all of them have two brushes.

It was Yuan Zheng's turn, he pretended to be a decent man and a gentleman, saying that the "filthy pen" of "Golden Vase Plum" penetrated into the body of the whole book, don't look at these things with colored glasses, color is emptiness, we must look at the treasures of the literary world with a pure heart. also said that he also had the mentality of academic research when he watched "The Ten Tortures of the Manchu Dynasty".

I looked at his innocent appearance below, and when I thought of the miserable picture of him in the bed, I covered my mouth and laughed wildly.

Lanling Xiaoxiao was born at that time at most a third-rate yellow writer who could not see the light, and now so many old men with old glasses have to rely on studying his works to eat, this is the most incredible joke in the world.

In the evening, Yuan Zheng invited me and Yang Chenjun to dinner, saying that it was to celebrate that he had successfully quit sex for a month, and his life had become poetic, and his waist was not sore, and his legs were no longer painful.

However, when I arrived at that scene with Yang Chenjun, I found that Yuan Zheng had fooled me, which was a place to eat, and it was obviously a night show.

In the corner of a bar where the eardrum was about to burst, Yuan Zheng was sitting with a few people, each of whom was holding a flowery woman, but Yuan Zheng was alone, it seemed that he really wanted to change his ways.

Red men and green women are dancing on the dance floor, we just entered, a black silk beauty came over and picked my chin with her fingertips and said have a drink, handsome guy, I pushed her away and said I don't drink.

Yuan Zheng waved at us with a smile on his face. He introduced me to the people in front of me one by one, what they were, what they were, I couldn't remember any of them, mainly because I didn't want to remember them at all, and nodded pretending to be in greeting.

After a day of class, I was so hungry that my stomach was close to my back, and as soon as I sat down, I began to binge eat fruit meals.

At this time, Chen Fei came, and a large group of brothers and sisters offered their courtesy, praising her for becoming more and more beautiful the longer she looked.

I ignored her and ate my own.

Yuan Zheng scolded me and said that his cousin was here to say hello.

I glanced up at her and said "hello".

What is always fighting for Chen Fei's seat, Yuan Zheng pushed my ass away and pulled Chen Fei next to me to sit down. What is always what brother is extremely disappointed, looking at me with hatred.

I don't think I'm here to hate you today, it's my business, just eat and drink, and ignore what they talk about.

Yang Chenjun shrank next to him bored, poked his head over and said that he wanted to go out to breathe, and go back to school directly later. I said I'll go with you. He said don't, don't sweep Yuan Zheng's excitement, you guys have fun. So he went out.

At this time, a white-faced boy squeezed next to me, rudely squeezed me away, and began to chat with Chen Fei.

This guy looks good, but he always feels that his face is not good, he looks like a traitor in the Anti-Japanese War drama, and he looks like Keanu Reeves whose face has been ironed.

I just heard Yuan Zheng introduce that this product seems to be called Bai Zongze, a doctor from a university in the United States, who took over the family business after returning home.

Xiaobai called "Fei Fei" affectionately, which made Lao Tzu's whole body numb and goosebumps. Chen Fei didn't seem to feel at him, and responded coldly.

Xiaobai said: "Feifei, you are really getting more and more beautiful now." When you were a child, you were naughty, you often played with me to grab toy, and you broke my hand, and you shed a lot of blood, do you remember? After Xiaobai finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves to show the scars of his childhood.

"Really? I don't remember much. Chen Fei said embarrassedly.

Xiaobai said again: "I heard that you went to the film academy to learn choreography and directing, and you will definitely be a big-name director in the future." I also love watching movies, and recently I watched ClintEastwood's MysticRiver, which is amazing, and MillionDollarBaby, which is a masterpiece. If you want to make a movie in the future, as long as you open your mouth, I will be the first to be your investor. ”

Chen Fei coped and said, "I also like to watch movies. ”

Xiaobai glanced at me, deliberately raised his voice and said in a weird manner: "Your brother doesn't know what's wrong, he made some friends who are not up to the grade, did you see the one who went out just now?" Did someone like him come to this place? The whole rustic still came to join in the fun, lowering our level. "He was talking about Yang Chenjun, who went out just now.

At this time, I was upset, no matter how he pretended to show off the superiority of the "turtle" just now, it had nothing to do with me, but once he despised my roommate, I couldn't tolerate it.

Yang Chenjun is true and humble in my mind, a child with ideas and beliefs, although he dresses plainly and can be said to be unkempt, but this is exactly what I admire about him. Xiaobai is not qualified to judge my roommate like this.

"No, they are all my cousin's roommates, this is Zeng Xiaoyu." Chen Fei pointed at me and said, "The one who went out just now is called Yang Chenjun, and they are all very talented people. ”

Xiaobai gave me a terrifying smile, that smile looked like a carving, I would rather he cry at me, crying is better than this smile. With a condescending expression, he said, "My name is David, and I graduated from Yale University with a master's degree in law, what about you?" ”

"Zeng Xiaoyu, I did not graduate from the Chinese Department of the University of Liberal Arts."

"What's your name?"

"Didn't you say that? Zeng Xiaoyu. ”

Xiaobai was anxious: "Eh, do you have a problem with your brain?" I ask you what is your English name? ”

"No English name." I said calmly.

"Hurry up and get one, otherwise it will be shameless to come out in the future, don't you say, Feifei?" Xiaobai looked at Chen Fei and coveted a satisfactory answer.

Chen Fei said: "I don't have an English name, do you feel shameless with me?" ”

Xiaobai saw that his cheap mouth offended the goddess, and hurriedly slapped himself: "You see what I said, I didn't mean that, some people don't want an English name, his demeanor has shown his temperament, and some people are different, born with soil buns, to put it bluntly, even if there is an English name, rotten wood can be carved." ”

Xiaobai asked me again, "Where are you from?" ”

"An inconspicuous place in the countryside."

"Oh, no wonder."

I put down the half-gnawed lamb chops in my hand, wiped my mouth with a napkin, and said to Xiaobai seriously: "Actually, I have an English name, do you want to hear it?" ”

Xiaobai squinted at me and "forehead" contemptuously.

I gave him a middle finger and said, "My English name is **you." ”

Xiao Bai stood up with a brush: "Why are you like this!" It's a provocation! ”

Yuan Zheng was chatting with those people for a climax, and he didn't know what was going on on our side: "Bai Zongze, what's the matter with you?" ”

Xiaobai said to Yuan Zheng aggrievedly: "You buddy scolds me!" ”

I said, "I'll just scold you, what's wrong, there's a kind of going out to play, ten of you and I can step under my feet." ”

Xiaobai deliberately pretended to be a bear and said, "Go out, go out, who is afraid of whom?" "But he couldn't take a step, and when he looked at my figure, he probably weighed the result in his heart—and the result was not good—and playing with me was the rhythm of going to the hospital.

Yuan Zheng had already seen that Bai Zongze was targeting me because of Chen Fei, so he walked over and pressed Xiaobai on the seat: "They are all friends, what is there to quarrel about, what are the big men fighting for, eat and drink!" ”

Xiaobai said unconvinced: "I'm a high-achieving Yale student, so I don't care to compete with this kind of scum?" ”

I said, "Your virtue is still Yale, I think the ** is masturbating at night." ”

Chen Fei burst out laughing.

Xiaobai pointed at me: "Huh! You're looking for a smoke, aren't you? ”

"Oh, forget it, what's the noise," Yuan Zheng immediately held him down, and said to me again, "You too, don't say a word." ”

I said, "When you're full, take your leave." ”

I got up and left the table, and Yuan Zheng glanced at Chen Fei and motioned for her to follow me out. Xiaobai gritted his teeth in the seat, dazed and at a loss.

Walking down the street, I had the illusion of getting out of hell, and my ears were still ringing, and I thought the stereo here was really fucking high-end.

A Porsche Boxster drove up to me and roared to stop leaving, and I saw Chen Fei waving to me in the car: "Get in the car, I'll take you back to school." ”

I buried my head and walked forward and said, "No, I want to exercise and walk back by myself." ”

She drove the car and slowly followed me: "Why are you so turtle, hurry up and get in the car!" ”

"I don't like to stress the second time, you go!"

Chen Fei made a gesture of disdain angrily, and walked away with a throttle.

Walking on the cold street, an indescribable sense of loneliness and confusion rose in my heart, and the cold wind in Beijing was like a sharp awl mercilessly engraved on my face, what do you want to engrave?

At that time, I thought fondly, engraved ideals and hopes, not 10,000 angry grass and mud horses.