It's difficult, it's hard, it's moral,

Don't talk about bosom friends,

Say a few words to the bosom friend,

Not to the bosom friend... Syllable! ... Waste the tip of the tongue. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Lao Yang to tell stories again! Let's continue to talk about the book!

Wang, Pan, and Leng drank three times, and the dishes were five flavors, and the relationship became more and more close, and Wang Dongxing's gossip soul also burned fiercely. The glamorous name of the cold jade fairy is also a small spread in the fairy world - Brother Chun's style is not only liked by the world, but also has such lovers in the fairy world!

"Hey..."The cold jade fairy sighed after taking a cup of cold beer and said: "When I was in the human world, his appearance was not good, and he was also a neglected marginal character in the master. Since I was a child, I have low self-esteem, and no matter how smooth my cultivation is, I can't live happily. Entering the Dao with martial arts is different from cultivating the truth, the cultivator can reshape himself when he is in the infancy, and he can only enter the Dao with martial arts after he has ascended to become an immortal. In order to achieve this goal, I practiced hard, and finally reached the realm of Martial Shattering Void and successfully ascended to the Immortal. ”

Wang Dongxing couldn't help but admire this girl, a person who works hard for a goal is the most beautiful. Pangu's eyes were filled with tears - I don't know what moved him!

"After flying to the sky, I know that the realm of martial artists after becoming immortals is enough, but the supernatural powers mastered are not enough, and we must return to the furnace to rebuild the immortal law. So I was sent to the school of the second generation of immortals - the first high school in the fairy world! In the fairy world, I seem to have returned to the world, back to that period of youth, I also longed for love, I fell in love with a tall, handsome immortal. He is the second generation of immortals, his father is an official in the heavenly court, and his mother is the person in charge of the administrative department. People from this kind of background have eyes above the top. Leng Yu Fairy told her story while drinking, but that tone made Wang Dongxing's back hairy, because this tone without any emotion was like a horror movie!

After drinking a glass of cold beer in 2016, Wang Dongxing asked casually: "You have become?" ”

"Nope! He looked down on the immortals from the nether, and when I confessed to him, he rejected me harshly. She said that immortals and humans can't be together, that his family has already betrothed him to each other, and that the woman is the granddaughter of a high-ranking official in the Heavenly Court - if possible, he can give me a chance to make me his lover! The cold jade fairy finally had mood swings this time, but the blackened mood made Wang Dongxing feel cold to the bone.

Pangu didn't say a word, just sat there feeling the sorrow of the cold jade fairy, and silently accompanied her to drink. In the eyes of the honest Pangu, this is the best way to express it.

Wang Dongxing asked, "Then what did you do to him?" Slap him twice hard? ”

"No... I'll abolish him..."The Cold Jade Fairy said lightly.

"What? Killing people is not enough! You actually made him a father-in-law? Mr. Yu doesn't seem to need this kind of profession! Doesn't he have a Taibai manager......" Wang Dongxing suddenly had a feeling that the wind was blowing chickens, chickens, and cool, and the water of the small river flowing, although he was still some distance from the cold jade fairy, but there was always a sense of mortal danger.

Leng Yu Fairy continued: "Because I injured the immortal, I was imprisoned in the Immortal Labor Camp, and it took two thousand years of labor reform before I was released, and when I came out, he had already become a Xuan Immortal with the support of the family, and I was still a peak immortal. I was unwilling to be trampled under such garbage, so I desperately collected resources and energy to advance myself. However, the distance from Heavenly Immortal to Xuan Immortal is very large, and the resources I have saved for thirty years are not enough! So this time I'm targeting the huge amount of energy you're going to have on your return trip. ”

Wang Dongxing said: "So you will yin the Holy See, use the six-pointed star teleportation array to connect the end of the space-time tunnel outside Vatican City, and use the power of faith deposited in Vatican City for many years to bring me back?" ”

Leng Yu nodded now and said, "That's right! I thought that if you set up a branch teleportation array in the small advertisement, you would come back here, but I didn't expect you to be teleported directly to the Vatican. So when the incident happened to me in the east window, I was deprived of my immortal status by my superiors, and I was beaten back to my mortal status--if I didn't have good performance, I would not be allowed to return to Heaven for life. ”

"Does the loss of the immortal book affect you?" Pangu, who had been drinking wine for a long time, finally asked.

Leng Yu Fairy smiled casually: "It's nothing! I suddenly felt happier to be a person than to be a god! You see, how beautiful am I now? Who would dare to call me an ugly girl? ”

Wang Dongxing asked shyly: "Sister Leng... How ugly were you back then? ”

Fairy Leng Yu rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Is it interesting?" ”

Wang Dongxing smiled wryly, touched his nose and said, "Drink!" Drink! ”

After pouring a large sip of wine, Fairy Leng Yu said hatefully: "Why are you men so superficial? Does it matter what a woman looks like? ”

Wang Dongxing said eloquently: "Why isn't it important? There are only two kinds of people who say that looks are not important! ”

"Those two?" Fairy Leng Yu asked curiously.

"The first type is the ugly one!" Wang Dongxing stretched out a finger and said eloquently.

The cold jade fairy snorted coldly: "I am the second kind!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey! The second type is the uglier than the first! Sister, you have to be good-looking when you come out of the closet these days, and ugly people can only read more! Wang Dongxing shook his head and sighed.

"Believe it or not, I'll pump you!" The cold jade fairy said angrily.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! Drink! Drink! Today I pay! Wang Dongxing hurriedly changed the topic.

After chatting for a long time, the skewers were finally ready. The three of them ate the sea plug with lightning speed, and the surrounding diners paid for it and left. It's scary! These three people look like they haven't eaten in more than 200 years!

"Cool!" Wang Dongxing raised his head and sighed.

"Full!" Pangu stroked his lower abdomen and said lazily.

Leng Yu Fairy crossed Erlang's legs and held a toothpick in her mouth, and shouted to the boss: "Roast another hundred big kidneys!" 200 oysters! ”

"Huh? Sister! Haven't eaten yet? Wang Dongxing said depressedly.

The cold jade fairy took a toothpick in her mouth and said slowly: "I didn't expect the food in the world to be so delicious!" It's like when I was back then! Except for roasted is stewed! Seafood? Dream on! ”

"Sister! What dynasty are you from? Wang Dongxing asked, what dynasty is it, so backward?

"Hmm... According to modern history, I should have been on the weekend at that time..."Fairy Leng Yu recalled with a slight frown.

"Weekend? Sunday? I ask you what dynasty! The dynasties of the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties! Wang Dongxing shouted dissatisfiedly.

"Illiterate, you! Weekend! The last generation of the Zhou Dynasty! Well... At that time, the king of Zhou seemed... It seems to be called... Ji Ding! Fairy Leng Yu recalled carefully.

"That's an interesting name! Chicken belly? Chicken Ass King? Wang Dongxing laughed: "Wait? To put it this way... Are you over two thousand years old? ”

"That's right! Are immortals over two thousand years old old? Immortals have a long lifespan! The lifespan of the Heavenly Immortal is 12,500 years, the Xuan Immortal is 46,300 years, the lifespan of the Golden Immortal is 126,000 years, and the lifespan of the Jade Emperor is not examinable... When there is a heavenly court, there is him! So am I a little fairy in my two thousand years old very old? Leng Yu Fairy asked rhetorically.

"Isn't it old? During the Zhou Dynasty, my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...... 's grandfather's grandfather hasn't been born yet! Wang Dongxing said depressedly: "I thought there was a beautiful girl living at home, but I didn't expect it to be an old witch paper!" ”

Pangu gently scolded Wang Dongxing and reminded: "Brother! If we count the age of our brothers living in chaos, our exact age should be more than 15 trillion years old... Do you still think that the cold jade fairy is old? ”

Wang Dongxing shuddered, and hurriedly raised his wine glass: "Age is all floating clouds, long live youth!" Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, drunk and dreaming of death is drinking! Come on, come on! Cheers! Cheers! ”

Wang Dongxing was happy at this table, but it was really disturbing the people! The people in the stall next door quit and yelled at the three of them: "Don't compare! Roll the calves after eating! That's right! The chick stays, and the brother has to be cool for a few nights! ”

To find out what's next, listen to the next breakdown! That's right! I'm so cheap! The chain drops at the moment of closing! Come on! Hit me! Kill me with a tip! Throw me away with a referral ticket! (づ￣3￣)づ