Chapter Twenty-Nine: Drinking draft beer, skewers, and bragging
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As mentioned in the last book, after Wang Dongxing returned home, an uninvited guest lived in the house: a laid-off fairy-Leng Yu Fairy! In order to "celebrate" Wang Dongxing's victorious return, the cold jade fairy proposed to go out for a big meal. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
"Hey! Sister! Don't put gold on your face, okay! What does it mean to celebrate my safe return? Just say that you are greedy! Wang Dongxing complained helplessly.
The cold jade fairy pinched her waist and roared fiercely: "The old lady wants to eat!" You have to find a way to get it! β
Gotcha! This aunt is relying on herself! Are the gods all cheeky? Raising this aunt and grandmother has to break my heart for a day!
"Good, good! Let's have skewers and draft beer tonight! You're okay with that, right? Wang Dongxing said helplessly, I am too incompetent in our army, but the enemy is too strong, even if the cold jade fairy loses her immortal power, her martial arts cultivation is not comparable to ordinary people.
"Sister Leng! I would venture to ask - do you have any money on you? Wang Dongxing asked weakly, this question is directly related to the living conditions in the future, Wang Dongxing now has only 150,000 yuan (earned by selling dog skin cream), Wang Dongxing and Pangu's daily expenses are not small, plus the cold jade fairy - 150,000 is not of any use at all, if you sit and eat the mountain, you will have to see the bottom in two months!
This is really not alarmist! Pangu and Wang Dongxing can eat a hundred catties in one meal! The body given by the Heavenly Dao on earth is indeed a perfect body, and the perfect one is even terrifying!
Leng Yu Fairy twitched her cheeks, and Xiumei said angrily: "If you want money, you want to die... The old lady won't give it to you! β
"Then you've got to get out to work! It's not suitable for me to raise you like this! To tell you the truth, my monthly salary is 15,000, and throwing out water and electricity is enough to eat alone, and I can't even support my old brother! Wang Dongxing began to cry poor, there is no way, if he is really relied on by this girl, he will really not be able to live!
The three of them took a taxi into the nearest county seat, found a barbecue stall and sat down. Wang Dongxing ordered the dishes with a familiar car - local rules, whoever pays the bill will order, Leng Yu Fairy and Pangu didn't even look at the menu, and handed over the initiative directly to Wang Dongxing.
"A thousand mutton, a thousand beef, a thousand fat and lean... Well, no one will come for another hundred dried tofu with eggs... Another thousand skewers of shabu-shabu... That's pretty much it! Boss... Do you have enough of this? Wang Dongxing looked at the boss's gradually changing face and knew that this stall definitely didn't have so many goods.
"Guests... Are you sure you want so much? The shop has never done anything like this! The boss asked with a pale face, after so many years of opening, it is the first time I have seen such a strange guest, and 1,100 want skewers! Is this for disaster relief, or for winter!
Wang Dongxing's face changed, and he took out a plate of pink banknotes from his pocket and said, "If you bake it, you will bake it!" You don't have enough goods in your store and won't go to someone else's house to buy them? It's better to be happy alone than to be happy! I don't believe that a barbecue stand on the street can't make up these things? Just go! That's right! Three more cases of cold beer! β
After picking up the money, the boss's face was directly happy - money can make the grinding ghost, money can make Zhu Yan open, and once the money is in place, the skewers are not big?
Wang Dongxing saw that the boss was preparing skewers, so he opened three bottles of beer in a row and handed them to Pangu and Leng Yu Fairy. Then they introduced each other: "Brother Gu! This is the special representative of the fairy world in the human world - Leng Yu Fairy, uh... Because of some special reasons, she was expelled, so she could only stay at our house during this time! Come! Dry this bottle and welcome! β
With that, the three of them lifted a bottle of beer and grunted down. Wang Dongxing then introduced: "Sister Leng, this is the famous Supreme God of Open Heaven and the creator of the Mythical Continent - Pangu!" β
Leng Yu Fairy pouted and said, "Brother! Don't be funny! Is he Pangu? I'm still Nuwa! β
Wang Dongxing was helpless and told Leng Yu what happened in Chaos. In the end, Fairy Leng Yu was shocked by Wang Dongxing. She covered her mouth and said in surprise: "He... Is he really Pangu? β
"It's like a fake! A first-class iron-blooded real man! Ancient brothers and pure masters, iron-blooded real men, can stand with both arms, can run horses with both legs, a backbone connects the heavens and the earth, and a silver gun shatters the void - it's so awesome! Wang Dongxin patted Pangu's chest and boasted.
Pangu smiled innocently, and his eyes never left the cold jade fairy. Wang Dongxing gently leaned into Pangu's ear and muttered, "Brother Gu! Pay attention to your demeanor! Looking at a girl like this will make people look at you, don't let people think you're a hooligan! β
Listening to Wang Dongxing's words, Pangu smiled, withdrew his gaze, and said embarrassedly: "Drink, drink!" β
The cold jade fairy asked reluctantly, "Brother Pangu!" Is chaos fun? Are there any curiosities? I've heard that picking up a stone in chaos is an innate treasure, is that true? β
Pangu didn't wait to speak, Wang Dongxing interjected: "! Who told you that? I'll beat him! I don't want to go to that place in the chaos for the rest of my life! Nothing! In addition to the endless void is the chaotic qi, the harder one is the chaos barrier - the Pangu Great God searched the entire chaos to find a chaotic creation green lotus! β
The Leng Yu Fairy had also heard of the great name of the Creation Blue Lotus, and asked with sparkling eyes and burning gaze, "Chaos Creation Blue Lotus?" Isn't it amazing? Has the power to destroy the world? β
Pangu touched his bald head and said, "Forehead... I don't know... But it's delicious..."
"Eaten?" Leng Yu Fairy was directly shocked, Wang Dongxing nodded: "The taste of lotus seeds is really good, and the porridge is just right!" β
The cold jade fairy grabbed Wang Dongxing's neck and shook it vigorously in anger: "You loser!" The lotus seed of the Chaos Creation Blue Lotus! You just ate it raw? β
"Ahem! Why don't you eat it? Sprout? Wang Dongxing tried his best to break free from Leng Yu's clutches, and said eloquently: "Anyway, that thing will be shattered after the sky opens, so it's better to cheapen our old brothers!" Let's not talk about chaos - you were removed for Mao! β
Fairy Leng Yu said wistfully: "When you entered the Immortal Realm, I was selected as the clerk of the Immortal Realm stationed in the 3001st RealmβI am a Heavenly Immortal Rank Immortal who is in the Eight Classics. I thought it was a good errand! You must know that the clerks who are transferred to the human realm will enjoy the immortal power infusion from the immortal realm every year! When I was carving out the return teleportation array for you, I was thinking about stealing a little bit of the magical energy of the Western Realm and using the divine power of the Western Realm to bring you back - so I used the hexagram structure. β
Only then did Wang Dongxing understand why he was teleported back to the Vatican. So he asked, "And then?" β
Fairy Leng Yu spread out her hands and said helplessly: "Then? I succeeded, but I also failed - I saved the energy to bring you back, but I teleported you to the Vatican, the birthplace of the energy! Due to my self-enriching behavior and diplomatic sensitivities, I was removed from my post by Heavenly Court! I can't even maintain my own realm anymore, and I can't live in small advertisements anymore! Poor me! β
"Yes!" Wang Dongxing has no sympathy at all, filling his pockets for tax evasion? Deserved to be removed! Shoot and shoot!
Fairy Leng Yu sighed and said, "I have figured it out, contentment is a blessing, what's the use of saving so much immortal power?" In the end, it's still nothing! Since ancient times, there has been affection and empty hatred, and this hatred is endless! β
"Huh? Do you have any lace news? Wang Dongxing raised his eyebrows and asked, and then skillfully dragged the meat on the skewer into his mouth.
"That girl doesn't have spring!" Leng Yucai, a female ethnic Han, didn't have so many scruples, and opened her mouth to tell her bitter love history.
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