"Yo, good evening, everybody. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

I sent out a line of greetings with a smiling face that underwhelmed.

This is a small and legendary community that I stumbled upon one day last year, and there are not many people in it, but everyone has their own unique personal style, which is very interesting.

Kirito: "It's been a long time, Mr. Youkai." ”

The Mouthless Youkai - is my nickname here, it looks quite documentary, after all, I'm a youkai, but the people in the chat room don't think so, in the world where youkai are still ordinary people who tell stories by word of mouth, my nickname is probably just an inexplicable code name in their eyes.

Good Friend Notepad: "Here's Notepad, Mr. Yokai"

Good friend notepad: "I'm a newcomer who has only joined in a few days, please take care of me!" ”

Good friend notepad: "I've heard your name for a long time, so I take the liberty to ask, are you really a monster?" ”

I didn't expect someone to ask such a question.,But in the virtual network.,Even if I admit that I'm really a monster.,Others just take it as a funny excuse.,Or in the network.,Simply admit that you're a monster.,It's more suspicious than a twisted denial.。

――WIFI Join Chat Room――

Mouthless youkai: "That's right, I'm a real youkai." ”

Mouthless monster: "Do you want to have some intimate contact with me?" ”

WIFI: "Yo! As soon as I went online, I saw the monster San teasing the newcomer! ”

Kirito: "You're here for the WIFI!" ”

--The Divine Fallen Angel Joins the Chat Room--

WIFI: "I just finished eating, and I handed over all the dishwashing work to my brother and came up." ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "Hmph, shameless demonic beast! ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "Even the work of cleaning the nest has to be handed over to the servants!" ”

WIFI: "Two diseases in the eyes of evil spirits!" ”

WIFI: "I know you envy me for having a good brother!" ”

WIFI: "But I'm just going to show off my good brother, what can you do with me!" ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "It's just a mortal's cry of sorrow, and I don't care about my Divine Fallen Angel!" ”

Mouthless youkai: "Don't quarrel!" Don't quarrel! Whoever says it right, Jin Kela, will give it to him! ”

WIFI: "Get out!" ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "Get out!" ”

――Elementary school students race high! Join the chat room -

Mouthless Yokai: "......"

Elementary school race high! "It's a lively day. ”

Elementary school race high! "Is there anything good?" ”

Mouthless Youkai: "Catch a wild lolicon!" ”

Mouthless monster: "It's quite strong!" I can't hold it anymore! ”

Mouthless Youkai: "Everyone, come and help!" ”

Kirito: "+1"

WIFI：“+1”

Best Friend Notepad: "+1"

Holy Fallen Angel: "+1"

Elementary school race high! "Come after me, chase me and let you hehehe!" ”

Mouthless Youkai: "Perverted! ”

Kirito: "Metamorphosis +1"

WIFI: "Metamorphosis +2"

Best Friends Notepad: "Pervert +3"

――Brother Cheng joins the chat room――

Holy Fallen Angel: "Pervert +4"

Brother Cheng: "Metamorphosis +5"

Kirito: "Yo! Brother Cheng! ”

Elementary school race high! "Worship the Great God!" ”

Elementary school race high! "Is the great god still missing a leg pendant?" ”

Elementary school race high! "Why don't you take the time to teach me a few tricks?" ”

WIFI: "Two scumbags. ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "Two scumbags!" ”

The mouthless monster: "Why did Brother Cheng have time to come here today?" ”

Brother Cheng: "Hehe. ”

Brother Cheng: "Recently, I have a girlfriend who went on a trip with my family, so I am relatively idle. ”

Elementary school race high! "There's one! ”

Mouthless youkai: "Girlfriend! ”

Kirito: "......"

Good friend notepad: "Brother Cheng! ”

Good Friend Notepad: "This is a newcomer's notepad here, please take care of it!" ”

Brother Cheng: "Yo, hello, newcomer." ”

Brother Cheng: "I hope you have a good time here." ”

Brother Cheng: "Don't talk about it, my girlfriend came to my house." ”

Brother Cheng: "Let's go first." ”

――Brother Cheng quit the chat room――

Good Friend Notepad: "That..."

Good Friend Notepad: "Take the liberty of asking." ”

Good friend's notepad: "Why does everyone worship Brother Cheng?" ”

Mouthless monster: "Hehe." ”

Kirito: "Hehe. ”

Elementary school race high! "Huh"

WIFI: "That's scum." ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "That guy's body is sealed with a very powerful evil demon beast. ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "Newcomer, you'd better not get too close to him, be careful of being corrupted by demonic energy." ”

Best Friends Notepad: "......"

Xiao Tongtong: "That kind of guy, newcomers, don't care." ”

The mouthless monster: "Kirito-san, your sister is here"

Mouthless monster: "Then why didn't you talk for a long time?" ”

Good Friend Notepad: "Huh?! ”

Good friend notepad: "Is Kirito-chan's sister?!" ”

Kirito: "......"

Kirito: "No. ”

Kirito: "Youkai-san." ”

Kirito: "How many times have I said it, little Kiritsu is not my sister." ”

The mouthless monster: "Mouthful!" ”

Mouthless monster: "What is the probability that billions of netizens around the world happen to be in a chat room and happen to have similar nicknames?!" ”

Mouthless monster: "It's not your sister, it's your girlfriend!" ”

Mouthless monster: "Charge!" ”

Elementary school race high! ：“FFF！ ”

Kiri: "Bastard youkai!" I've put up with you for a long time! ”

Xiao Tongtong: "Give Lao Tzu to die!" ”

Xiao Tongtong: "Qianxiang water kills!" ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "Boring." ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "I can't even break through my spontaneous magical barrier." ”

Kiri-chan: "Bastard! ”

Xiao Tongtong: "What are you doing with the second illness!" ”

The mouthless youkai: "How can it not be about the fallen angel!" ”

Mouthless Youkai: "I'm a member of the Knights of the Fallen Angels!" ”

The mouthless monster: "Your Majesty is in trouble, the lord has lifted the siege, it is justified!" ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "......"

WIFI: "Shameless! ”

Elementary school student Saigao: "Slut." ”

Kirito: "Dirty! ”

Best Friends Notepad: "......"

Good friend notepad: "The seniors are so happy." ”

Kirito: "It's good to get used to it." ”

――【】Join the chat room――

[]: "Good evening, everyone! ”

[]: "Good evening. ”

Mouthless Youkai: "Look! What I found! ”

Mouthless youkai: "A schizophrenic!" ”

The mouthless youkai: "Remove the head and eat." ”

Mouthless monster: "Chicken flavor, crunchy!" ”

【】：“……”

【】：“。。。。。。 ”

[]: "Brother, there is something wrong with this person. ”

[]: "That's right, Bai, this guy has actually just been admitted to the intensive care unit and is still in isolation and observation. ”

Xiao Tongtong: "After all, the head of the three." ”

【】：“… I didn't expect the benefits in the hospital to be so good, as well as mobile phones and WIFI"

Elementary school race high! "@WIFI, someone called you! ”

WIFI: "You didn't call me!" ”

【】:"By the way, I have something I want to ask Kirito-san. ”

【】:"@桐人"

[]: "I heard that you joined the closed beta of SAO. ”

――The head of the regiment joins the chat room――

Kirito: "? ”

【]:"Is there any inside information on when the closed beta will end and the open beta will begin? ”

Kirito: "I don't have any specific news, but it should be soon." ”

Mouthless Youkai: "What! SAO is going to open beta! ”

Elementary school race high! ：“！！！ ”

Xiao Tongtong: "!! ”

WIFI：“！！！ ”

The Holy Spirit fell into the angel: "!! ”

Good Friend Notepad: "??? ”

Commander: "Everyone! Late! Above! Good! ”

The mouthless monster: "Welcome Your Majesty!" ”

The mouthless youkai: "Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live!" ”

The mouthless monster: "Watch the formation downstairs!" ”

Elementary school race high! "Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live!" ”

Kirito: "......"

Kirito: "Good evening, Captain. ”

Xiao Tongtong: "Good evening, leader." ”

WIFI: "Yo, Captain! ”

Divine Fallen Angel: "A great wave of magic rushes over ......"

Good friend notepad: "Good evening, Captain." ”

Commander: "Huh? Why hasn't Ah Xu come yet? ”

Mouthless Youkai: "Generally speaking, when you say this, he is already on his way." ”

――Ah Xu joins the chat room――

Elementary school race high! ：“……”

Kirito: "......"

Xiao Tongtong: "......"

WIFI：“……”

Divine Fallen Angel: "......"

Mouthless Yokai: "......"

Best Friends Notepad: "......"

【】：“……”