Chapter 31 Miss Female Ghost @ Can't Lift Up

I went back to my nest again shortly after watching the focus interview with the landlord and Miss Nakamura, who, as a junior high school student, unexpectedly liked to care about national affairs. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The landlord girl is the difference with my motivated students.

Compared with the tail of the crane like me, where homework is basically copied and the exam is only passed, I carefully review my homework every day, preview tomorrow's lessons, and work hard to treat every exam, which is simply a perfect negative portrayal of me.

But it's not a big deal, everyone has their own life, everyone has their own ideas, so no matter who has to pay for the choices they have made, whether it is something to be celebrated or something they want to forget.

Those who do not admit the past and deny the future are destined to be big losers in life.

As for me, that's an exception.

But don't think you're an exception, everyone can't be a big monster left over from antiquity, right?

Life on Earth may be an exception, but there is absolutely no possibility of exception for human beings in life.

Be yourself, don't think about climbing to the sky in one step, do what you should do in a down-to-earth manner, and miracles will eventually appear.

If it doesn't show up, then you have to look carefully for your own reasons.

Some inexplicable words appeared in my head, and I shook my head vigorously, trying to throw out the rumors that made people desperate just thinking about it.

It was still early, and I didn't feel sleepy after pouring a stomach full of boring poisonous chicken soup.

So I took out my phone and swiped to unlock it, only to find that the desktop of the phone that should be full of apps was pitch black, and there was nothing.

If ordinary people see that their mobile phones have become what I look like, eighty percent of them will think that they will think that they are black-hearted mobile phone manufacturers and cut corners, break through the bottom line of conscience, and put inferior goods with black screens into the market.

But for a guy like me who has a female ghost in his phone, it's just commonplace, and it's not a big deal.

You can't expect a ghost to like a sunny and well-lit place.

Although Miss Kako's home renovation plan was not officially approved by me, out of sympathy for a female ghost who lived alone and had been ravaged by me, I acquiesced to her making a mess of her phone, as long as it didn't interfere with my normal use, as long as it didn't interfere with my normal use, she liked it.

Dragged the split screen of the phone, and looked for a long time before finding Miss Kako who was sleeping in a corner.

Given that the ghost's schedule is the opposite of that of a human, and since it was on my phone, I couldn't wake her up, so I could only slam Miss Kako with the gesture buttons on the screen.

"Get up, Kako!"

"Bastard! What are you doing!! ”

"This is a wake-up service from your current master, do you have anything to complain about?"

As I spoke, I touched the female ghost lady on the screen with my finger and bounced her around like marbles.

"You!! Bastard! ”

The rolling female ghost lady glared at me angrily and shouted:

"Someday I'm going to eat you!"

"Oh? yes. ”

Ignoring the senseless threat of the female ghost lady who seemed to me to be angry to get out of bed, I asked with a blank face:

"Miss Kashiko, how is your progress in learning Chinese and Japanese? If there is still no progress, and I refuse to cooperate like I did in the morning, even if I can't bear it, I can only resort to some coercive measures. ”

My words made Miss Kako look depressed in an instant, because after failing the exam, I learned from the pain and assigned her exclusive task to Miss Ghost, who couldn't read big characters, that is, to study hard and improve every day!

It is absolutely impossible to allow the fact that it is clear that it is possible to successfully cheat, but because the collaborator is actually illiterate, this kind of strange picture that will make people laugh out of their big teeth when they say it will be staged again.

But Miss Female Oni doesn't seem to be interested in this.

"It's my time to sleep, haven't you heard that sleeping enough can affect a girl's skin?"

"Really?"

In the face of the female ghost lady's gag posture of trying to get by, I said seriously:

"Regardless of where you heard all this messy beauty knowledge, just say that as a female ghost who has been dead for almost sixty or seventy years, why do you tell me that you still need to take care of your skin?"

"What the hell?! As a ghost, I also have human rights! Now it's a human rights society! You can't just interfere with my freedom! ”

"Yo, it seems that Miss Katsuko has learned a lot of knowledge on the Internet recently, and you even know the word human rights, so I don't know if you are familiar with the twenty-six letters of your English? Will addition, subtraction, multiplication and division be done? Do physical creatures have an understanding? Now is not the time for you to hang out online! You should know that your learning progress involves a big plan for me. ”

"What a big plan, isn't it cheating on exams? It's like you're going to rule the world. ”

The female ghost lady looked disdainful and muttered secretly.

With a smile on my face, I actually had a murderous motive on my face and asked softly:

"What are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, I'm saying that I must work hard to learn knowledge and help the master you become a school bully, become the student president, and reach the peak of high school!"

Touched Miss Kako's head with relief:

"If you have this kind of thought, it shows that you are not a hopeless stupid ghost, then, in the future, when you go to class, I will give you carte blanche to take notes, and you must also do your homework after class and list the answers in advance, and I will only write it down when the time comes."

Pat the female ghost on the shoulder:

"I know that the task is heavy, and pressing on your shoulders may give you a certain amount of pressure, but I think you will definitely be able to hold the pressure and complete every job I give you perfectly, and contribute to the great study career!"

After a slight pause, I said meaningfully:

"I believe you won't let me down!"

"Disappointed in your eighteenth uncle!"

The female ghost lady had a hideous face and screamed in shock:

"Give me death!! You black-hearted capitalist! ”

"Hmm!"

Looking at the female ghost lady who wanted to hurt people, I hummed meaningfully, and made a subtle gesture.

I believe that the female ghost lady who has been trained by me inhumanely must be able to understand the deep meaning of this gesture.

Sure enough, the female ghost lady who just wanted to change her form and rush out of her mobile phone instantly collapsed as if she had seen a ghost.

Thinking about it, she had already recalled the horror she had faced, it was definitely the eighteenth layer of hell that she could not bear again

The female ghost who once killed people like a mustard person, after all, still knelt under my obscenity, and was aggrieved like a helpless little girl kidnapped by bad people, and said with tears in her eyes:

"Guaranteed to complete the mission..."

"Good!"

I rubbed Miss Kako's nose in satisfaction and motioned for her to go to study.

Refreshed!

I was reborn after bullying Miss Kako a little, and I finally got rid of the influence of my life perception that appeared inexplicably before, but the rest of my free time was still predictably idle.

While it's not a big deal for a super family squat like me who can lie in bed for a vacation, I don't mind finding something relaxing and fun.

So I said to the female ghost lady who was ready to travel the Internet to learn knowledge:

"Kako, open the SOS group chat room first and then you can study."

"Understood..."

By the way, although the trained Miss Kako is more than successful in other aspects, she is definitely the best mobile phone voice control system, and no matter how complex the verbal instructions are, she can execute the orders I issue 100% without error.

But if I can't do that, I'll wonder if the IQ of the oni race is rotting along with the dead corpses.

If this technology could be patented, I would definitely make a fortune, but then the ghosts of the world would definitely be in bad luck.

There is no killing without buying and selling!

Even if it is a ghost, as long as there is a profit, greedy humans will go forward and die!

This is the so-called inferiority of human beings.

But let's put aside the discussion about human nature for now, because my phone has entered the chat room called the SOS group.