Chapter Fifty-Eight: Grounding

Desensitization poof! knelt down, "The Queen Mother forgives the old slave for not being guilty before she dares to say it......"

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"A person of high moral character who is the Queen of England must think that suicide is the greatest unfilial piety to her parents, so she will not do that, and you are so thick-skinned that nothing can hit you, isn't there such a saying? Good people don't live long, bad people live for a thousand years......"

Unexpectedly, she was scolded by her own people, and she grabbed the pillow with her five fingers, like grabbing the head of a hateful slave: "Believe it or not, this palace killed you!" ”

Desensitization lay on the ground: "The Queen Mother is angry, you have forgiven the slave and maid for their innocence."

Hey, I'm waiting here for Hongu.

"You know what? Father-in-law, Your Majesty, he really believed. She snapped into words.

Desensitization said: "Ah, Your Majesty believes it?" His dragon heir was almost killed by you! He believed, but grounded you? Why is the Queen Mother sick and stupid? ”

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Totoyu didn't speak, but smiled.

Desensitization peeked at the master and saw that the master was in a good mood, so he said: "Hey, the Queen Mother, you are still laughing, now the people in the palace are laughing at you for being self-defeating, plus the rumors, about the first emperor and the king of Wei and your filthy words, the inner eunuchs and palace maids of Yongning Palace feel that they can't raise their heads, and they are afraid that only a few slaves and maids will leave."

Tuo Yu looked at the small rattle dropped by Kang on the side: "Hmph! This palace won't tell them to go in vain! Are the nurses alright? ”

desensitization said: "Of course, they were personally selected by the slaves, and they love His Royal Highness King Shou, and they can't leave it for a moment."

"Don't talk about who can't live if they leave, are they afraid of the queen mother's blame? After all, she is the only one in this palace who still wants to live. ”

desensitization said: "Although the Queen Mother is young, you are very calm, the Queen of Tokting has given birth to a prince, and she is still too naΓ―ve......"

After that, Detuoyu stopped talking, and desensitized quietly stood up.

"Although the Queen Mother is looking for death is fake, but the illness is real, the medicine still has to be drunk, because the old slave saw that you drank two bowls, sweated profusely, and actually got better, I have to say that Liu Yishou, the first seat of the Tai Hospital, really has a hand in seeing a doctor. The old slave decocted the rest of the medicine again......"

No! It's too bitter, a smell of foot-washing water, and Hongu won't drink it anymore!!

Remembering the smell of that thing, her scalp was numb, a stream of bitter water oozed from her mouth, her stomach churned, she turned over and picked up a plate of fig compote on the dining table, and began to eat, maybe someone didn't share that bowl of "foot-washing water" with her like that just now, and she couldn't drink it even if she was killed......

Desensitization laughed, thinking: The Queen Mother drank foot washing water?

"Father-in-law, you tell this palace that if a man hugs a woman and kisses a woman, does it mean that he likes her?"

"The Queen Mother asked a stupid question, of course, how can you hug and kiss when you hate it?"

Totoyu twisted a tempting candied fruit: "I hugged and kissed but was not responsible, do you also like it?"

Desensitization smiled: "How can you not be responsible?" Usually you give silver, right? Like a prostitute girl in a green building outside......"

Totoyu's smile stiffened, and a little bit of emotion immediately flew out of the clouds, and the hand holding the candied fruit was fixed there.

A sentence came out of his teeth: "Tema's!" Some shameless people don't even give money! ”

The master brought up this strange topic, and De Sen hurriedly came up with a tone to teach the mother: "The Queen Mother is still young, and she often loves to make friends with those men who are messy in the streets of the market, beware of being deceived, those men's liking is just an animal impulse." Remember, men are divided into three, six, nine and so on, and the more noble the person, the more credible they are, because most of them will not go too far because of their status. ”

Tuo Yu sneered: "Men are divided into three, six, nine and so on, and the more noble they are...... And what about the emperor? He likes all his concubines? Can one of his hearts be divided into three thousand? In that case, how much would each woman get? ”

Desensitization feels that the master's thinking jumps faster than the monkeys in the mountains, what does this have to do with the emperor?

began to speak in the tone of the concubines in the palace, although the queen mother was not the emperor's concubine: "I just praised you for being calm, this is starting to be stupid again, isn't it?" Although the emperor has a harem of 3,000, there are only more than 100 wives in the imperial wife, and only a dozen or twenty of these more than 100 people are favored, all of them are the highest-ranking people, whether they like it or not is another matter, it must be the need for that kind of government affairs, and the women also know this, no woman dares to ask for the emperor's whole heart, which is equivalent to asking for the sun in the sky! When the concubines in the palace sleep with the emperor, they must be honest and fearful, and they must usually be not jealous, not delusional, and keep their duties, remember? ”

I don't know what he did when he asked a widowed queen mother to remember the rules of these concubines?

"Who is rare! Although the sun is beautiful, it will scorch people alive when you get it......"

A few palace maids seemed to emerge from the ground, and the tortoiseshell preemptively spoke.

Pearl likes to teach the tortoiseshell the most: "That's because you have a flowing wind in your little hoof, right?" Every woman in the palace was fascinated by the handsome and beautiful young emperor, not to mention getting his heart, even if the emperor took a look at it, she couldn't sleep for a few days and nights with excitement. Unexpectedly, he actually came to Yongning Palace today, and he knew that I should have changed into that pink ......."

Half-cut black tower-like Mama interrupted Pearl's words: "Yesterday, I heard a little father-in-law say that I look like the emperor's nurse Mama Zhao, when I saluted just now, I felt that His Majesty looked at me more, but today I combed an old-fashioned Yunlu bun, if I comb a falling horse bun, and then put on the ruby-inlaid step......"

I don't know what's going on, I don't die, I don't die, I don't know how to learn, these guys around me haven't learned a lesson, but they are even more arrogant, they look like they are very familiar with the emperor, where do you really start?

Because the fox looked at them suspiciously, "Change a fart!" What a fart! Full of filial piety, you want to cause trouble for this palace, right? Do you want the main palace to rest for three more days? Tell you to bring in the porridge pot, are you deaf? ”

Tortoiseshell said: "Queen Mother, it's not that the slaves are reluctant, but because you have been hungry for too long, it's not good to eat too much at once, and you will die!" When I was a child, the slave's hometown was hit by a disaster, and the county lord withheld the relief food allocated by the imperial court, and the hungry people who didn't want to wait for the hungry people to starve to death went to the granary of the county government to grab the grain, who knows, the people who grabbed it died overnight after returning home, and afterwards, the county lord said that it was God's retribution, but the people knew that it was too much to eat at one time, and they died alive! ”

"Which county is it? This palace is going to strip that dog official and roast it and eat it! ”

Tortoiseshell pearls and others exclaimed: "Niangniang, your taste is so heavy!"

The nurse mother of the fisher, Mama Tuo, took a mirror with a diamond flower, and she was not afraid of scaring herself, so she broke the gong and said: "What's wrong with the grain break?" This time it completely turned over the problem of the mother's partial eating, and she can drink a pot of white porridge! I want to taste human flesh, and I guess if you try it again, you can even swallow horse feed. ”

Desensitization shook his head, people often say that things gather by like, and now I understand why these people are desperate to follow the Queen Mother, either no fingers or no toes, dumb and dumb, crippled, but the lawlessness that the master is used to.

There is no one like such a slave except Yongning Palace, right? Now there are a few unreliable fools left in Yongning Palace! In this way, it is not a good thing that His Majesty is grounded......

On the same day, when the two little eunuchs were dividing incense and cutting paper in the Dafu Palace, they quietly began to spread the bed affair of the father and daughter of Totoku Yanfei and the first emperor as usual, and a group of people were still listening to it. Unexpectedly, he was immediately taken away by the father-in-law of the internal management supervisor who came out of nowhere, and the two who spoke were punished with a cane, and the flesh and blood were blurred, and it was unbearable to see. Listening to the dozen or so people who were beaten half to death, half to death in fright, and there was only one breath left, which is said to be the emperor's intention.

From then on, the Reed Yuan Palace was still the same as when the first emperor was there, and no one dared to say a word of gossip about the people who left the house. (To be continued)