Chapter 57: The Queen Mother is self-respecting
"Your Majesty, you are different from Brother Liufeng, you have the potential to be a good emperor. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Zun snorted coldly: "I am not him in the first place, so, don't think that I don't know, you don't refuse my embrace because you want to use one man to forget about another." ”
Totoyu was dumb, coughed, and cleared his throat: No...... Yes, Your Majesty, from the first glance I saw that you are not a thing in the pool, as the saying goes, blessed people don't have to be busy, compared to the former abolished prince, the later King of Qi, and the father of the minister, one by one, he is scheming, doing everything possible to sit on the throne of the emperor, you have never thought of being the emperor, this is called the destiny of heaven, the desire of the people.
Another omen, I was in the Suoyang Palace, and I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, and I saw you sleeping on that couch...... Look closely, you're not human! It's a golden dragon coiled! That's why I wanted to throw myself into the arms of Your Majesty and let you cover me......
Zun gritted his teeth: "Bullshit omen! Less! This is not in Suoyang, at that time, I thought that you would be incognito and die for the rest of your life, and it had nothing to do with the Tokhov family, so no matter if you were pranks, or even lying, I would not expose you, but now, you are the Empress Dowager, you are the emperor in front of you, you are the king, you lie is a bully, you weigh it yourself. ”
Doesn't it mean that thousands of clothes are worn, but sycophants are not worn? Why is it not good to use in front of this emperor? Totoyu had no choice but to surrender: "The minister admits it!"
Then you drink the medicine! Otherwise, I will kill the Flowing Wind......
Hehe, she sneered: Your Majesty doesn't have to find such a clumsy excuse if he wants to kill him, if from now on, you threaten the minister with this every time, the minister really can't resist, it is better to die this time. ”
He tried the hot temperature of her forehead with his hand, and became agitated: Say! How can you drink medicine? The imperial doctor said that you have a high fever that does not go away, you can't sweat a drop, you are in a dangerous condition, and you will die if you don't drink.
Totoyu raised his hands in surrender and said in frustration: It's not that the ministers don't drink it, because this medicine is like a bowl of foot-washing water for a hundred beggars who have washed their feet......
Hearing her describe, I almost threw up, "How did everyone else drink it?" It's so disgusting as you say! ”
"Really, Your Majesty, why don't you try it?"
Since childhood, he has practiced martial arts with the old way of heaven, and his body is generally iron-beaten, and the external medicine has been used, but the decoction has not been taken once.
There was no way, he took a big sip of the medicine bowl, and a white jade-like face was immediately dyed green, blue, and purple like a dye factory, and there was nowhere to vomit......
The other party was caught off guard by using his mouth as a spittoon, but anyone in such a situation would subconsciously accept it and not let the medicine spill a drop.
"It's really not a human drink!" He fed the bitter medicine to the patient, and as he spoke, he poured a large mouthful of pear juice.
Drink another sip of bitter decoction and feed her, a bowl of medicine is fed one bite at a time, this is also a technical job, with a special posture and angle, he gave her to bear.
They were lips to lips, without a single gap, and the tip of their tongues teased the tip of their tongues, extremely bitter and incomparably sweet...... Her face was already burning red, and she couldn't see anything.
"How? The bitterness is shared by the two, is it half lightened? ”
"! Just as bitter! Give me some more water......" Her embarrassed voice was hoarse and already a little coquettish.
He was sure that she wouldn't want to die anymore, so he took a sip of water, and when he saw it to her mouth, he suddenly swallowed, and couldn't help laughing: "The Queen Mother is self-respecting, there is no ...... you in my three thousand harems."
His eyes were full of ridicule, obviously remembering the scene in Suoyang where she hugged him and kissed him wildly in order to escape from the palace.
"You're bad! Every time you take advantage of someone's danger, you don't even let go of a dying person! I don't know if she was ashamed or prostration, anyway, she was sweating like rain all of a sudden, she covered her throat, pulled the bell next to the bed, and then shouted outside: "Who is outside?"
There was a voice that said yes from afar......
But they came in very quickly, and it was obvious that several maids were running for their lives, panting for breath, kneeling on the ground and listening to the emperor's fall, not daring to raise their heads.
I heard the emperor say: I'm sweating now, it's not my harem, this sour woman is sent to me in vain, I don't want it!
Several maids thought to themselves: This emperor is really wonderful, he actually said such things to the queen mother.
Zun pinched her nose to wipe the sweat off her face.
Totoyu snatched his handkerchief and said: Your Majesty is driving......
Zun left the imperial inner prison outside the Yongning Palace, and Pearl went out and hurriedly went to spread the word.
Totoyu gritted his teeth: "Your Majesty will never come again when you return to the palace, there are many things in the past!" ”
She was caught off guard, and the crumpled handkerchief in her hand was taken away again.
Before leaving, he instructed the maids: give the queen mother water and clean her face, but she can't bathe, and after three days, she can't eat seastuffs according to her temperament, and eat lightly. Also, for forty days, she was not allowed to step out of the palace gate for half a step......
Then he covered his nose and walked away.
Except for the tortoiseshell, the rest of the maids went out to spread the emperor's edict of grounding the queen mother.
The tortoiseshell knelt on the ground to greet the emperor, and after a long time he dared to get up, he said to Totoyu: "County Lord, do you say long live to be funny?" ”
How?
"Your Majesty dislikes the sour smell of your sweat, but he took your rancid handkerchief to wipe your sweat and covered his mouth and left......"
Totoyu took a sip: "Don't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person!" ”
The tortoiseshell brought water to the detached fisherman, heard her stomach gurgling, and saw two medicine bowls and pear juice glass cups, all empty, and was very surprised.
"Queen Mother, you actually drank medicine! Your Majesty, is he right to advise you to drink? “
Tuo Yu pressed the wet wipes on his face with both hands, and said vaguely: "He just thinks that this palace still has the value of use."
"Your Majesty is really, how can you drink medicine on an empty stomach? Oh, maybe he doesn't understand any of that, does he? The county lord, the slave is curious, how did he persuade you? ”
He said...... Hongu is hungry, get a pot of wasabi saliva chicken! ”
"That's not going to work! You are not lightly ill, and you have not eaten water and rice for a long time, so you can only eat porridge, which has been prepared for a long time. ”
Because he called a palace maid to bring it to the dining room.
"There is no taste in the mouth of this palace, so I want to eat spicy chicken!"
"It's useless for you to pout, Queen Mother, Your Majesty commanded, you can't follow your temperament, and your diet should be light!" The tortoiseshell is like a lesson to her sister.
I listened to desensitization reply outside the screen: "Queen Mother, the palace people want to come in to say hello outside the palace."
After finishing his face, he said: "You don't need to come in, tell them that if you want to leave, you can register in front of you, but the palace has stated in advance that nothing is allowed to be carried except personal belongings, and there is no severance pay."
Desensitization came in with a bowl of freshly boiled porridge and chuckled: You know again?
"I must have just heard the holy parable, this palace was grounded by the emperor for forty days because he offended Cao Xiuyi of the assistant sixth palace, a queen mother who is not even qualified to participate in the national funeral, which slave is willing to serve?" Totoyu took the porridge bowl, regardless of the sore throat, and drank it in a big gulp, saying that picky eaters are hungry.
"It's also to blame the old slave, seeing that you were bullied by Cao Xiuyi and bent on death, I discussed with the imperial doctor and went to invite the emperor. But it was also delusional, and I didn't dare to expect him to come, but I didn't expect him to come to Yongning Palace in person, but he came, and the result was obvious...... Alas! After all, the emperor favored other people's own concubines, not to mention that Cao Xiuyi was pregnant, and the old slave really miscalculated. ”
In the blink of an eye, he poured a bowl of porridge into his stomach and called tortoiseshell: a bowl is too troublesome, bring the pot up!
Then look meaningfully at desensitization: "You...... Think that the palace deliberately didn't eat and wanted to lure the emperor to Yongning Palace? ”
"It's not that the old slave thinks so, it's that the people in the whole Reed Yuan Palace think so......"
Tuo Yu lay down and hugged a large pillow embroidered with a lonely luan.
"The Queen Mother, this is ...... Shy? Could it be that the emperor also ...... Alas, to put it mildly, this emperor is too disrespectful to look like a man, don't break it if you see through it! The Queen Mother is still an ignorant girl, and it is understandable that she is naughty! ”
"No, he believed......" The girl buried her face in the soft pillow.
Desensitization put the fan ear up: "What did you say, Queen Mother?"
"This palace said, Your Majesty believes it, he believes that I did not overthrow Cao Xiuyi, and he also believes that I really don't want to live." Totoyu still didn't raise his face, but the beads on his snow-white wrists were crystal clear and shining red under the rays of sunlight penetrating through the dark ochre window lattice, reflecting the two slightly yellow and dim eyes of desensitization.
"This time it's the turn of the old slave not to believe it, according to the old slave's understanding of you, you are the same as the Queen of Tokying, you are not the kind of person who seeks death. Everyone in the palace knows this, how could the emperor not know? ”
"How? Father-in-law, is it possible, this palace can be as strong and brave as Aunt Totoying in this matter? ”
Desensitization lifted the hem of the robe and knelt down with a puff, "The Queen Mother forgives the slave and maid for not being guilty before she dares to say it." (To be continued)