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In front of the gate of the bride's house, two groups, a man and a woman, held to both sides and made demands on the groom.

For difficulties, the people of Qingma Village are accustomed to kneeling, kneeling is kneeling to the other party's parents, not kneeling to the bride, representing a kind of sincerity, so that the father-in-law and mother-in-law can rest assured that the child will be handed over to the other party. After actually getting married, the other party's parents are both parents, and there is no shame in kneeling, and there is more torment than this. For example, the number of steps is stipulated, each step is knocked on the head, one more step is not good, one less step is repeated, and there are various road numbers.

The groom did not hesitate, and walked on his knees from the beginning of entering the gate, until he kowtowed in front of the woman's parents.

The woman's parents were satisfied with the groom's motion, so they no longer stopped it, and the rest of the people began to make trouble with the woman's relatives, all of whom deliberately played with the groom. In the past, the woman's parents alone could toss the groom half to death, but now few people generally do this.

"It's not so easy to get into Qinglian's boudoir, you have to show sincerity when you pick up the bride, and you are not allowed to let people help in the first three levels, otherwise don't blame us for being polite." The woman blocked the door from the group of people who were guarding the gate just now.

The groom does not wait for the other party to say the task, and hands the other party a red envelope first.

This red envelope is only 100 yuan, not more or less, the red envelope will be put by the bride under her own pillow and left to her parents, which means that the parents will live a long life, which is the blessing of the newlyweds to their parents.

"Yes, unlike the third child last time, she almost forgot to get married stupidly, and was beaten by her wife.

Okay, the first level, say the ten promises, and then write them on this piece of paper and sign them. ”

The groom took the paper and pen handed by the other party, his hands were a little shaky, and he was probably a little nervous, after all, it was the first time to get married, and he had no experience.

Relatives next to him automatically give way to a videographer, who can see what the groom writes in the camera, and completely record it.

Letter of commitment: First, be filial to your parents.

Second, never give up.

Third, listen to your wife.

Fourth, housework is all-inclusive.

Fifth, financial handover.

Sixth, don't beat or scold.

The groom was stumped in the back, and he really didn't know what to write, so he was stunned for a while, and the sweat came out in a hurry.

"If you write too big, it's good to refine the scope, such as handing over the finances, you can write a piece of money to your wife, and you can leave no money in the treasury. Don't beat or scold, one doesn't beat his wife, one doesn't scold his wife, etc. You can also write about others, inseparable, careful, shh The cameraman couldn't stand it anymore when he saw the groom so real, and reminded in a low voice.

The people who were close next to me also heard it, and they didn't debunk it, on the day of the wedding day, no one would take it seriously, and besides, people were also kind.

The groom whispered thanks and began to write!

Seventh, take good care.

Eighth, shh

Ninth, inseparable.

Tenth, grow old together.

Regardless of whether it is valid or not, I finally fooled these over, signed my name and handed it to the other party.

"Okay, you have passed the first level, and the second level, a poem, you must read the name of our Qinglian into it."

The first level is a hundred times easier than the second level, there are no poems in these years, most of them are limericks, just like that, the groom will not either, he has only graduated from junior high school, and it is not easy to make up on the spot.

Not to mention the groom alone, it is difficult for other people next to him to help, if the groom has passed two or three difficulties, they can rob the bride, never come up to rob, basically this process is the groom and the best man, together to break through three or five levels before starting.

No matter how difficult it is, you have to hold back a sentence or two, otherwise it will be embarrassing to the specified time, which means that even if the groom is incompetent, after an hour, the bride will follow the groom.

"The youth is like a stream of water, and the mountains are getting higher and lower. The lotus lotus pond is full of ponds, and the heart has a strong sense of affection. ”

The groom took the towel sent by the side, wiped his sweat, and after a long time, he finally held back the limerick, and the rescuers next to him were unreliable, and if the third level didn't work, let them rob people, he kept thinking in his heart, because it had been more than half an hour.

"Level three, do you see this piece of paper? Qinglian wrote the most romantic thing about the two of you, that is, the most impressive one, and you also said it, as long as it is right, it will be passed, and there are only three chances. ”

"How do I know if it's true? You let the cameraman take a look at it first, and he is right to nod his head, so that you don't have to fool me. The groom doesn't know if he can say it right, and it's not clear whether the paper was written by Qinglian, so for insurance, let the cameraman take a look to determine the authenticity.

The woman covered it up and asked the cameraman to record what was on paper.

This time the groom learned badly, he didn't say specific, said probably, "Is it a kiss?" ”

The cameraman thinks about it, this is right and wrong, and the kiss is indeed mentioned on the paper. He didn't speak, but nodded his head with the machine to indicate that the answer was correct.

"You can only count half of it, yes, don't say that we embarrass you, even if you are over, you can ask your companions for help later. This jar of wine, you drink it together, about five or six catties, it shouldn't be difficult, right? ”

"Wait a minute, let me go in and shoot the bride first, after all, she is the heroine." The cameraman felt that the shooting outside was almost over, and the heroine hadn't been photographed yet.

Drink? A total of eight people came, and this has to drink half a catty of liquor, and do you still do business after drinking? Joke. When the cameraman entered, the door was also opened, making it easy to move.

"Rob!" As soon as the groom gave the order, the groom was already impatient and immediately rushed up.

Everyone was more restrained, and there was a cameraman, who was afraid of squeezing him down and keeping a little distance. There were a lot of people in the room, and it was not too big in itself, and it was a little crowded, so the groom took advantage of the gap and followed the cameraman to enter.

As soon as the groom entered the house, everyone stopped fighting and watched the bride and groom come out holding hands in front of the woman's parents.

"Thank you, parents!"

Under the prompting of the host, a couple knelt down and kowtowed at the same time to thank the woman's parents for their nurturing grace and fulfillment.

"Treat Xiaolian well, don't bully her, she doesn't know how to teach her with heart." The woman's father, holding a square stick, gently struck the groom on the back four times.

"Yes, I'll take care of Qinglian." The bridegroom hurriedly made a statement.

The quartet long stick is called 'four notes', and it is also a rule to hit four times, the first is a rule, the second is a blessing, the third is a reminder, and the fourth is tolerance. This is very easy to understand, it is the surface meaning, the rules are the family rules, the rules of humanity, remember to abide by them. The blessing is to wish the two children to be happy and happy, and the reminder is to tell the two not to forget filial piety and not to forget how to behave. Tolerance is not difficult to understand, life and life, it is inevitable to stumble, fight, no matter how noisy, but also remember to understand and tolerate each other.

"Hold Qinglian on the sedan chair, don't fall."

The woman's relatives and friends, when they left the woman's house, made another request.

This is also the last step of the wedding, which must be carried out in accordance with the groom, and it is good for the bride to sit behind the bride without letting the groom crawl. (To be continued.) )