The third aunt of the Mid-Autumn Festival asked me to spend it with her, but before I entered the "Beauty Appointment" store that day, I saw Tang Tingting crying and rushing out. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Then a bald head with a fat head and big ears came out, and said in a strong Northeast accent: "Little chicken, you have to do whatever Lao Tzu pays you for, don't talk to Lao Tzu." ”

Tang Tingting turned around and threw the money on him: "You go!" ”

My third aunt picked up the money and handed it to the bald fat man: "I'm sorry, let's go." ”

The fat man grabbed my third aunt's hand: "Boss, that's good, since your little chick doesn't play tricks with me, then you accompany Ye Lele." ”

Saying that the fat man was about to pull the third aunt inside, she struggled while shouting, and several other girls came up to pull, but not as strong as the fat man. The fat man pushed them away without much effort.

Seeing this, I ran in and yelled at the fat man: "Stop! ”

"Shout, another one, I see this guy making duck material, it's a duck like you, right? Ha ha. Roll the calves! The fat man was still squeezing the third aunt's hand, her expression was very painful, obviously pinched.

"Give you three seconds to let go of your hand and get out of here, or you'll be carried out, the choice is yours." I said it out loud.

"Come on, I've been in BJ for all these years, and the little chicks and ducklings have to lick and kneel for the master, and I haven't been afraid of anyone." After saying that, the fat man hit me with a fist. I dodged, elbowed sideways, and nibbled the fat man in the mouth, and his head slammed into the table, knocking the cup over, and the water poured on his barren bald roof, like a flower.

He wiped his face, scolded "grandma's", stood up obliquely, roared angrily, and prepared to launch a second round of attacks. At this time, the third aunt called "be careful".

I set up my horse and prepared to fight, but I heard a clang, and the girls collectively screamed, and the fat man rolled his eyes and fell heavily to the ground. Behind him, Tang Tingting held a wooden stool and stood there in a daze.

This blow is a bit of a special move with a red potion, and the fat man is paralyzed on the ground ** and can't get up for a while. Seeing this, Tang Tingting slammed a stool on him, and the fat man screamed and shouted: "Grandma, stop fighting, please, if you beat someone to death again." ”

I didn't expect this goods to surrender so quickly, I hurriedly grabbed Tang Tingting, she didn't have a good time, and wanted to come a few times. The third aunt took Tang Tingting back to the back room.

I pulled the fat man's ear and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't care what kind of soil emperor you are in the Northeast, if you dare to appear within one square kilometer of this store again, Lao Tzu promises to blow your balls and kick you back to the Northeast." Clear? ”

"Clear! Clear! Don't beat me again, I drank a little wine just now and went crazy, my grandparents will spare me. ”

I tugged at his ear, carried him to the door, and kicked him in the ass: "Get out." ”

The fat man didn't care about the dust on his body, so he got up and ran away.

Tang Tingting and I came to the park not far away. She didn't speak, and she had tears on her face.

I handed her a piece of paper and she wiped her face. After a long time, he finally spoke: "Isn't it dirty to do what we do?" ”

"Nope."

"Come on, if you say no, you must be saying in your heart that this woman is dirty."

"It's really not dirty."

"There is no dignity in our business, I am angry every day, I really want to come out."

"Have you tried?"

"Tried, but ...... It's not that easy. ”

"Take your time, take your time and look for opportunities."

"Tell me an inspirational story that motivates me, like how a young prostitute became self-reliant and became a big boss."

"There's really no such story, I guess it's not going to be in the movie now. Inspirational stories are all foolish nonsense about pyramid schemes. ”

Tang Tingting let out an "oh", lowered her head and stopped talking.

I saw that she didn't speak, so I hurriedly comforted: "Actually, things are man-made, as long as you want to do it and have a dream, just chase it, what if it comes true?" ”

Tang Tingting happily "um".

After a while, she asked, "How is college life, I envy you college students." ”

"Okay, let's go, I'll take you to our school."

I took Tang Tingting to our school cafeteria to eat, to the library to read, and to play ball on the playground. She is curious about everything and has an innocent smile on her face like a child.

After a day of playing, sitting on a chair in the campus forest and drinking milk tea, she said contentedly: "Your school is amazing, I envy you even more, what should I do?" ”

"I'm in."

"Huh? How do I take the test now? ”

"Well, you can take the college of continuing education, so that you are still a college student, and you can graduate with us."

Tang Tingting was overjoyed and said with her hands dancing: "Really, really? Tell me how to take the test, I'm going to sign up now. ”

I hurriedly motioned for her to sit down and slowly explained the procedure to her.

Later, every time I went to the "Beauty Appointment" to see the third aunt, Tang Tingting sat there and read the book seriously to revive her homework, and the girls said that our Tingting is evil to make up for knowledge and culture, which is the rhythm of being a high-level chicken. Tang Tingting ignored it and only cared about reading.

BJ's crisp autumn days didn't last long, and then the long, icy winter came. I think of Zhao Zhongxiang's commentary in "Animal World", where the mating season is over, and the animals are busy migrating to the southern areas with fertile water and grass.

In the winter, my heart will also be cold and stiff, I heard that BJ's winter can burst egg freeze. The woman in the south who could melt my heart was already in New York, and the thought of this gave me a spasm of sadness.

Mark? Twain said, "It's very easy to quit smoking, and I quit every day. "The logical paradox of linguistic skill and fact sounds ridiculous and comical.

At first, I thought that it was very easy to forget someone, and I tried to forget her every day. I also fell into this paradox.

He was selected for the basketball team of the Faculty of Letters, and likes to sweat on the court and tear apart the opponent's defense with sharp passes.

There are always a few ball bosses on the field, and the number of goals scored in the whole game is the same as that of football, and they pretend to be able to play. These people are nothing more than playing basketball as a means of picking up girls.

As everyone knows, girls who really understand basketball generally rarely go to the sidelines to watch basketball, and most of the girls who watch the ball on the side of the court are for watching a certain boy.

Courtship in college is not as subtle as it was in high school, and writing love letters or talking to friends is a thing of the past. Every time I went to the basketball court for training, one or two girls would bring me water. Privately, they asked me directly, "Can I be your girlfriend?" ”

My answer was also straightforward: "No." ”

I never felt how cool I was, but I felt guilty for hurting them.

But then I found out that I thought too much, and they were stronger in their hearts than me, and they often took their new boyfriends for a walk on the playground the next day.

Just walk your boyfriend, you can't hit me, I pretend I didn't see anything, you walk how you like, even if you mate on the spot in front of me, you don't care.

I have met a few more sincere ones, and one of them is more impressive. In the library, we saw a book called "Rainbow" at the same time, and picked it up at the same time.

The result, of course, was for me to let her watch first.

We talked a few words, a few simple exchanges, such as what color do you like, what movies do you like to watch, eat pasta or rice...... She gave me a ticket to HN without knowing anything, and said she was going to travel with me to meet my parents.

At that time, I was so scared that I quickly told her: "I think you misunderstood, I didn't mean that." ”

She shook her hand and put the ticket in her pocket, and walked away without looking back.

As a result, the girl went back to the dormitory and cried for a day and a night, saying that I had cheated on her feelings. Her sisters in the dormitory saw that her roommates were crying with pear blossoms and rain, and they swore to help each other when they saw injustice.

A few girls ran to the bottom of my dormitory and shouted: "Zeng Xiaoyu, you emotional liar, get out of this girl and die!" ”

Although I have the experience of being chased by girls when I grew up like this, I was seduced by a precocious in high school, but now it seems that these are all understated things in life.

These girls made such a big move, they wanted me to be ruined, and I had to mix here for four years, I don't want to be a man with my tail between my legs for the past four years.

The male students in the dormitory building all gathered on the balcony to watch, and the female dormitory opposite was also watching, and some were screaming while watching.

Lu Xun said that Chinese spectators stretched their necks to watch the excitement, similar to ducks, and the spectators exposed the inferior nature of the Chinese who love to watch the excitement and love to make noise.

I asked Yang Chenjun: "Monk, can I avoid this catastrophe, and help me calculate it?" ”

Yang Chenjun pinched his fingers, pondered for a moment, and said, "I see that you can't hide, I owe you this female benefactor, fate." ”

I was huddled in my dorm room, helpless.

Yuan Zheng actually began to watch Lao Tzu's laughter, I hadn't dealt with this kind of big scene, so I hurriedly asked him for help: "Help me think of a way, you know I didn't do anything, just chatted with her for a few words, is it okay to help." ”

Yuan Zheng began to play big names: "I didn't expect that Zeng Dacai also had today, please help you." ”

I learned from the way he talked to me in the past, jumped over and rubbed his shoulders and massaged him and said, "Yuan Daguan, you can help me, please." ”

Yuan Zheng looked at me with disdain: "If you have it, you still have to settle this matter, watch how I perform, and learn a little." ”

I saw Yuan Zheng striding to the balcony and shouting loudly to the girls downstairs: "What are you talking about, they all said that the child in her belly is the seed of Lao Tzu Yuan Zheng, and it has nothing to do with Zeng Xiaoyu's half a dime, you go back and ask her how many men she has had, is her long memory good?" ”

Those girls were speechless and had nothing to say, scolding Yuan Zheng for being a stinky hooligan.

When the onlookers heard the revelations, they screamed even more happily.

As soon as a few girls heard that it was not good to go on like this, they didn't know how many rumors Yuan Zheng would make up to insult their roommates, so they quickly flashed.

It made the spectators very unhappy and booed one after another.

I hurriedly went out and said to everyone: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, in fact, we are from the drama club, just now this is rehearsing a drama, to achieve a real effect so the real scene is reproduced, thank you for watching, we all dispersed and went back to wash and sleep." ”

When the onlookers heard this, they were very disappointed and scattered.

After entering the dormitory, I said to Yuan Zheng: "What a fucking man you said just now, you really have a hand at dealing with women." ”

Yuan Zheng should be proud: "That is, when Lao Tzu picks up girls, you still sprinkle girls and play with pee, these girls can't help but make my Yuan Daguan can't help it." ”

Of course, this matter is not over yet, and then I found the girl to have a good talk and sincerely told her about me and Fu Wenxin.

She was so moved that she had a handful of snot and tears, and I quickly took out a tissue to wipe her, and she said, "Don't worry, I won't let my roommate see it this time." ”

"I didn't mean that."

She said, "Why don't you be brave and pursue true love?" ”

"True love is not only a momentary romance and passion, but also responsibility and responsibility, and commitment, if you can't even give a promise to the other party, you can't let her live the best life, this is not true love, but selfishness."

She looked at me with pity, shook her head, and said, "You are too young, like a child, and do not understand the heart of a woman. Fu Wenxin doesn't want you to give her a promise in life, she only needs you to love her promise. ”

"I like to be alone, maybe destined to be lonely for the rest of my life." I felt like I was pretending to be saying this, but this was my true thought, and it was a prophecy.

She told me, "If one day you think of me, feel free to tell me and I will come to you." ”

Then she asked me to grant her a request to lend her shoulder to lean on. I let her lean in for a while, and the atmosphere was a little awkward. I looked east and west, and I didn't know where to put my hands.

The girl later had a boyfriend and married him after graduation and lived happily ever after. Occasionally, she would talk to me about college and say that the few minutes she leaned on my shoulder were the best moments of her life. That's another story.

In this way, I ran around the basketball court and the library all day long, rejecting the confessions of the girls, refusing the prom, rejecting the club, refusing the English corner, refusing all communication, and living a puritanical life.

The sci-fi guy in the department has changed girlfriends twice, and I'm still alone, smiling like a lone ranger.

Books, basketballs, movies, writing about things that never see the light of day and what I call "the secretion of thinking", riding a bicycle around a huge campus, that's pretty much all of my life.

Maybe I'm too indisputable, without scheming and mustard, the scheming aunt in the magazine who is in charge of proofreading said, Xiaoyu, your talent, you should have gone up a long time ago, you just don't fight, use a scheming.

I don't care to say that I came to "Tide" because I value the magazine itself, and it doesn't matter if I gain or lose. She sighed in despair and said, "You child, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you."

This aunt is too contentious, and she has to quarrel to add money after proofreading a hundred more words, and it is not a good thing to be too scheming, in less than two years, this aunt will have a myocardial infarction.