At dinner, my mom asked my dad to come back, saying that there was something to discuss, but it wasn't clear on the phone, and my dad thought it was the creditor who came to ask for money. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info borrowed 20,000 yuan from the unit and brought it back in a hurry, but he didn't expect me to give him a big surprise, and then he used his unique way to express the joy in his heart, and drank a bottle of Erguotou with me.

I didn't drink much in the first place, and I drank 58 degrees in Niulanshan, and by the time I finished eating, I was already confused and didn't know the southeast and northwest. My dad didn't have anything to do, and said he was going to take me out for a walk. Saying that if you drink too much, you will sleep too fucked, so that I can see the wind and be sober. Ignoring my mother's dissuasion, my dad dragged me out.

Not to mention, I'm really much more sober after seeing the wind. But it's still top-heavy, and it's buzzing in my ears. What my dad said, I can't remember even if I hear it, I don't know what I said, in short, he asked me to answer, anyway, it's my father, there is nothing to hide.

My dad took me for a walk in the park, and I remember that he greeted a lot of people, and they were very warm to him, and I really don't understand how he can get so good with people who can't be seen every day.

I don't know if my dad took me away, or if I led my dad's way, I felt in a daze why this place was so familiar, take a closer look, I damn, isn't this the little wooden bridge in my dream? My dad and I were standing on the wooden bridge right now. My dad told me about when I was born, and he must have drunk too much, because he had never been so sensational with me!

After walking so far, my stomach was burning uncomfortably, and I always had a feeling of wanting to vomit, and now I couldn't stop, this feeling was very strong, and I didn't care what my dad was saying, I lay on the guardrail of the small wooden bridge and stuck my head on the artificial river. didn't hesitate, just vomited. My dad slapped me on the back and said to me with a smile, "You can't drink enough, you have to practice!" That's why I drink more, and the good old ladies are better than you! ”

"If you're just talking nonsense, my mother can't drink!" I retorted to him while spitting.

My dad was stunned for a moment, and then said to me, "So she's not a good old girl!" ”

"Cough-cough. Then I went back and told my mother, "I can't stop vomiting, I have to vomit everything in my stomach until it is all gone, thanks to the flowing water." If I vomit something, I will soon lose sight, or I will vomit even more fiercely than this!

My dad saw that I couldn't stop throwing up, so he patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't move here, I'll buy you a bottle of water!" You're a real calf! I haven't inherited any of this amount of alcohol, it's really ......."

My dad is far away, I can't hear what he is grinding, my ears are too noisy, I feel that everything is far away from me, I will not drink such a high number of wine next time. Thirty-eight degrees to the sky, this is too sinful, I am about to vomit out my bitter gall.

I leaned on the guardrail of the small wooden bridge and watched the clear water flow under the bridge. There is a man with a red face and dull eyes reflected in it, and that is me!

I'm so thirsty after spitting up, why hasn't my dad come back? I stood up and tried to find him. Unexpectedly, when I turned around, I found a little girl in a red dress standing behind me with a hairpin on her head. ...... in hand It's good that I didn't carry the dead doll. I tried hard to open my eyes to see if this little girl was the one in my dream, but I don't know if my eyelids were heavy after vomiting or what, I just couldn't see people clearly.

Wine strengthens people's courage, although I don't coax, but wine does not strengthen my courage. I stared at this little girl who didn't know if she was a human or a ghost, and asked with a smile, "Little sister, are you a human or a ghost?" ”

Unexpectedly, the little girl "snorted" and shouted at me: "You are a ghost, you are a big drunkard!" Rotten drunk! "And made a face at me, hey! This ghost is interesting, why is it so happy? It's so much more fun than the ones that only scare people!

I smiled and said to the little girl, "Yes! I'm a ghost, how can you see me? Do you have something to do with me? Aren't you afraid that I'll scare you in the middle of the night? "I made a more ugly grimace at the little girl with a vengeance than she did.

"Phew! Still a psychopath! The little girl giggled.

"Nana! What for? A soft female voice came from behind me to the right, and when I looked back, I saw a woman with long hair and waist-length and a white dress.

Seeing this dress, my strength was half of the wine in an instant, this ...... Isn't it the female ghost in the hotel bed last night? What did she just call this little girl? Nana? No way! I turned my head again to look at the little girl in red in front of me.

The little girl stuck out her tongue at me, and then ran up and down at the woman in white, who patted the little girl on the head, and the little girl seemed to be angry, pouting and muttering something indistinctly.

The woman in white walked slowly towards me, and I put my right hand behind my back, ready to slap her at any moment. Unexpectedly, she stopped a few steps away from me, frowned, and whispered a reproach: "You drink? How do you drink so much? ”

"What the hell do you? Who are you? I said to her angrily, "Do I know you?" ”

The female ghost in white didn't care about my unfriendly attitude at all, and still said softly and quietly, "Can't you not be so hostile to me?" I didn't want to hurt you! ”

"Can you stop talking nonsense? I'll let you go once, why aren't you endless? Do you really think that I pity the fragrance and cherish the jade and don't do anything to the female ghost? I took out my right hand and raised it, and the white-clothed female ghost frowned and glanced at it, and sighed softly: "I really don't know what you think, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" After saying this, the female ghost in white turned around and left, the little girl behind her glared at me angrily, and suddenly threw something at me, I instinctively caught it with my hand, and took it to my eyes, damn! Didn't she have the dead child in her hand? How did it get into my hands now!

The dead child's thigh was carried in my hand, and he grinned at me, and when he opened his mouth, the maggots of white flowers fell out of his mouth, and I screamed in disgust and slammed them out. Then I felt my head jerk uncontrollably to the side, and there was a Venus in front of me, and then I heard my dad's voice drill into my ears: "Stinky boy, sleeping in the hair?" Hurry up and get up! ”

I waited for the Venus to fade in front of me, turned around, and found my dad squatting next to me, I was leaning on the guardrail of the small wooden bridge, I was a little confused, and asked my dad, "Dad, what's wrong?" ”

"You bear child, drink a little wine and you will be in your original form!" My dad said dissatisfiedly: "You are here to embarrass Lao Tzu for the effort of buying you a bottle of water, thanks to the lack of people here, what kind of hysteria are you spreading?" Still sitting on the ground and sleeping, what are you doing dancing? Woolly? ”

Depend on! I wiped my face, did I just fall asleep, it was a dream? I don't feel right after wiping my face, why don't I feel this left face? I rubbed it, it was wooden and numb, I looked up and said to my dad, "It's broken, why is my face wooden?" Did you just fall asleep and get windy? Can I get the wind? Damn, I don't want to squint my eyes! ”

"I think you're going crazy!" My dad picked me up from the ground: "Your face was slapped by Lao Tzu!" Come home with me! I wanted to show off when I took you out for a walk, but I was embarrassed by Lao Tzu! Look at your, who are you like!? ”

"It's not like a neighbor anyway!" In the past two days, I have used Wu Qingsong's mobile phone to visit the encyclopedia, and I have been doing a lot of things, and I have drunk too much, my head can't turn around, and I blurted out this sentence, and my dad slapped me directly on the back of the head: "I can see it, I can't get up early and work overtime in the dark, where did you learn these words?" I've got to teach you a good lesson, you're so embarrassed for me! ……”

In this way, in the eyes of the neighbors, first my father happily led his eldest son over, but when he came back, he was anxious and white-faced. The whole neighbor was stunned, and I didn't know who was drinking high.

When I got home, I didn't care that he still had to teach me a lesson, I directly moved the rescuers, invited my mother out, and when I was done, my brain pumped, and pointed to my mother and said to my father: "This is a rescuer invited by the monkey!" She calls you, do you dare to say yes? ”

So angry that my dad stretched out his hand to beat me, so my mother directly protected me behind me and cleaned up for my dad: "Look what kind of ghost (sai) you drank for your son!" You're going to have to do it! ”

……

No matter how they stood in the living room to show affection, I went straight into my room, hugged the pillow and went to sleep. Drink too much or kiss the bed......

I slept until the middle of the night, and finally woke up with urine, and my mind was much clearer, but it hurt, and it was okay to lie still, and it was like cracking my head together. I patted my head and went to the toilet, and when I came back, I went to the refrigerator and took out half a watermelon, and I dug it with a spoon to eat, and when I was thirsty, I really couldn't eat watermelon, and I couldn't stop eating, and when I realized that my stomach was upset, the watermelon had been basically dried up by me. My stomach was round and I didn't want to move, so I sat on the sofa and looked at my bill, which was red and illuminated by the lotus lamp, a bit like a dream. I don't know if the strength of the wine hasn't passed, the more I look at the list, the closer I become, I want to laugh, and my eyes are still touching around, I actually have an idea in my heart, I want to see if the second pot head I drank at night is still there, I still want to drink.

I was looking around, and my eyes suddenly passed by the dressing mirror placed between the kitchen and the bathroom of my house, although it was inadvertently swept, it was enough to startle my head into a cold sweat, is the person in the mirror me? The two eyes narrowed together, and their mouths didn't know when they chirped, and the sharp-beaked monkey's gills were exactly the same as the yellow skin!

, when was it taken by the Huang family? This is definitely not my cousin's yellow immortal! (To be continued.) )