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Zhou Xiaoxian was playing with his mobile phone, and he felt that the mobile phone was not fun, so his divine sense connected to the local tyrant group but found that the group was very quiet, and no one was bubbling.

I remembered that there was still a red envelope that had not been opened, that is, the red envelope sent by Yue Lao!

"I don't know what the old man is?"

As soon as I took it apart, it was actually a red rope!

"Damn, what's the use of just a rope?"

Look at the introduction text: Yue Lao's secret marriage red rope can be divided into two sections, yin and yang, one tied to the male (yang) and the other tied to the female (yin), as long as the other party's name is silently tied. If there is indeed fate, any end of the earth will also meet yin and yang and become husband and wife! Note: Fate is predestined, if two people are not fatal, even the red rope of marriage is useless.

"I'll try it and see if I have a fate with Wu Mengjiao!"

Zhou Xiaoxian's divine consciousness clicks to extract.

The red rope quietly appeared in his hand, and then he silently recited his and Wu Mengjiao's names in his heart, and when the red rope disappeared, he felt that his ankle was a little itchy, and when he scratched it, there was nothing, and then he remembered that the red rope should be tied to his foot.

Looking at the front again, the goddess looked down at her body moving, she should also feel itchy feet, and she was also tied up by the red rope of marriage!

When Zhou Xiaoxian was about to scold the old thing for being useless, Wu Mengjiao suddenly glanced back at Zhou Xiaoxian for some reason, she saw that Zhou Xiaoxian was also looking at her, and actually smiled, it was this smile that made Zhou Xiaoxian's body and bones lighter by three points - it was really a smile looking back and smiling, and the six palaces had no color!

"Damn, the school girl smiled at me just now, and the boss smiled at me! Looks like she likes me too......"

Zhou Xiaojian whispered.

Yuan Hua: "The school girl is the boss, do you want to rob the woman with the boss?" ”

"Isn't the boss caught up yet, maybe the school girl just likes me? Are you going to break us apart? ”

"Phew, the dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, it's strange that the school flower likes your girl's virtue."

Li Lei didn't sit with a few people in the dormitory, he soaked in the paper of a sister in the class as soon as he went to school, and now he is tired of being together all day long, and he even sits together in class, which is really enviable! And Huang Qiuxiang, the sissy, sat in the front row and talked to those girls about how to put on makeup, how to exercise and lose weight......

Ma Zhuang: "Hey, boss, I also think the school girl is smiling at me, what should I do?" I feel like I'm falling into the ocean of love, don't pull me, let me jump......"

"Hahaha......"

Yuan Hua and Zhou Xiaojian were both amused by Ma Zhuang's words, Zhou Xiaoxian saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly asked them to be quiet, aren't you afraid of being caught by Old Man Li? I heard from the seniors of the previous session that as long as the name is recorded by Old Man Li, it is very likely that they will be ......

"It's so quiet!"

"Uh-huh, boss, let's stop talking, can't we, tell me if you went on a date with the school girl this morning?"

"Huh?" Zhou Xiaoxian said: "How do you know? ”

"Look!"

Yuan Hua said and handed the phone to Zhou Xiaoxian, Zhou Xiaoxian took it and saw that it was the school's sticker. This kid has nothing to do with what to post.,Didn't pursue it.。

"Well, this is?"

I saw that a post that was artificially pinned made Zhou Xiaoxian's pupils dilated-

"Guys, it's not good! Our goddess has been abducted, and there is a picture and a truth!!!!! 》

Zhou Xiaoxian opened it and went in, yo, it was actually a photo of himself and Wu Mengjiao walking in Cuizhuyuan this morning, I don't know which dog * day was secretly taken and then sent the photo to the school to post it. Looking at the reply below, Zhou Xiaoxian suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment-

"Is it true? I can't believe it, but I look at the back of the body and look like it...... O my goddess! It's over, it feels like there's no love in the world! ”

"Landlord, can you change to a professional camera, you can't shoot with a broken mobile phone, and I take a blurry picture of my goddess, and I can't even see the man next to her! Don't let me meet that man, if you meet me, you have to let him know why the flowers are so red! ”

"My goddess, that's gone! Ahhhh......h Heavens, earth! …… Hey, I'm still alive? It seems that the goddess does not belong to me like a sling...... Woo woo, good Sangxin! ”

"Touch upstairs...... Touch the big ......"

“……”

"It's noon on hoe day, waiting for you so hard; Although the famous flower has a master, I will loosen the soil! Kneel down and beg for the number of the goddess, and I will go to loosen the earth......"

"Upstairs mighty, ask for the number together, loosen the soil together to ......"

“……”

"I really want to kill that turtle grandson, and I dare to rob my goddess...... Why should a flower be inserted into a lump? ”

"Agreed, upstairs classic, the man in the picture is so ugly, he is not worthy of my goddess at all...... It's so unfair to God that a handsome man like me doesn't have a girlfriend......"

“……”

The more Zhou Xiaoxian looked at it, the more he wanted to vomit blood, the back of Ya was all scolding him, even if he was scolded for being ugly and frustrated, Ya actually scolded their parents, which made him unbearable-

"You with mouths full of feces, don't take your parents when you scold people, you have to talk about quality in life, don't come out to compare! Let's go back to washing and sleeping! ”

As soon as Zhou Xiaoxian's post was posted, it suddenly boiled in the back, all of them scolded Zhou Xiaoxian, what kind of washing party, kneeling * licking, how ugly it sounds, I can't see the quality of college students at all!

"Ahem, don't play with your phone and return your ......"

Zhou Xiaoxian withdrew from the post bar, scolding those animals with one mouth, one by one, like his parents being killed, his eyes were red and he wanted to fight to the death with Zhou Xiaoxian, frantically brushing the frequency, if it continues...... Ahem, Yuan Hua's traffic this month is estimated to be gone!

"When will the boss invite us again, it's too boring, I didn't tell us when I caught up with the school flower, I almost caused a situation of fratricide just now, and the so-called brother's wife can't ride. Boss, my previous words were all joking......"

Zhou Xiaojian hurriedly admitted his mistake, he didn't know it before, and he had been talking about it, but now he knew that the school girl was actually the boss's woman, so he quickly admitted his mistake, and Ma Zhuang also followed.

"It's okay, it's okay, I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, and it's just getting started...... Well, it's just a hand-holding! ”

Zhou Xiaoxian pretended to be authentic.

"Dig a groove, the boss is the boss, enough to hang!"

"I just said yesterday that I wanted to chase the school flower, and today I will be fine, boss, you are my model, do you accept apprentices? I want to learn this trick from you! ”

Zhou Xiaojian: "Boss, please take care of the health care tonight, you have a school flower, but we don't have it, the unicorn arm is going to be scrapped......"

Cheap, Zhou Xiaojian is a cheap person! Speak with a mosaic.

Since the brothers have requirements, as the boss of the dormitory, as the prospective male friend of the school flower, as the lucky person who has just won the lottery, and as the apprentice of the God of Wealth, Zhou Xiaoxian said that these are all wood problems!

"Tonight at the Red Ginseng Hotel, let's have a big dinner and go to ......"

"Yay!"

"Shhhh Classes too! ”

Just when he was about to get out of class, Zhou Xiaoxian's mobile phone suddenly received a text message, it was Wu Mengjiao's-

"Let's go eat tonight!"

Hey, did the red rope of marriage work so quickly?

The goddess actually took the initiative to ask me out, or at night, Zhou Xiaoxian said that it was very jelly: Do I want to prepare a condom?

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