"Hey, Zhou Xiaoxian, thank you for today!"

Zhou Xiaoxian smiled cheaply: "Then how can you thank me?" ”

Wu Mengjiao didn't take Zhou Xiaoxian's time, but generously swept Liu Haidao:

"Next time I'll treat you to dinner!"

"Wow, beauty, please eat, I'll definitely go! Hahaha, if it's okay, you invite me to dinner more in the future, how about I pay the bill? ”

"Humph! You're beautiful! ”

The school flower left very arrogantly, and Zhou Xiaoxian looked at the slender figure with a reluctant face, very intoxicated and yearning......

As if not at ease, Wu Mengjiao turned around again:

"Zhou Xiaoxian, you have to take care of Xiao Hei, I'll watch it when I have time, if I find out that it is thin next time, you will look good!"

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It is said that Zhou Xiaoxian and Wu Mengjiao are both masters who have no talent for naming names, and it is enough to name someone a kitten and casually look at people who are covered in black, so they name someone Xiaohei.

Let Xiao Hei follow him, he doesn't dare to hold it in the dormitory, because the school rules don't allow pets, and holding Xiao Hei back will definitely be exposed, Zhou Xiaoxian doesn't want to be caught. I bought breakfast on the way, and also gave Yuan Hua and a few of them to them, they probably haven't gotten up yet.

Bang dang!

Pushing open the door, he found that all his brothers had gotten up, Zhou Xiaoxian was very surprised-

"Why are you all out of bed?"

Yuan Hua: "Boss, did you forget to have a class today?" ”

Zhou Xiaoxian: "I haven't forgotten, but you don't usually go even if there is a class, why did you get up so early today?" I drank last night, and I was able to get up, so I was really convinced......"

Zhou Xiaojian: "Hahaha, the boss must have forgotten whose class it was this morning, otherwise he wouldn't have said such a thing......"

"Whose class?"

"Li Minsheng's "Ancient Chinese"! Who wouldn't dare not go? ”

"Yo" Zhou Xiaoxian was startled, "Then I have to go, otherwise I have to fail the course, I heard the seniors say, this Li Minsheng is always ruthless, as long as he doesn't name him three times, he will be directly disqualified from the exam, and he will directly retake with the next level of juniors...... I can't afford to lose this person! ”

Zhou Xiaoxian looked at the time, it was already more than seven thirty, eight o'clock in class, and the girl hadn't brushed her teeth yet.

"It's breakfast on the table, I'll buy it for you, everyone hurry up and eat ......"

Brushing his teeth, Zhou Xiaoxian still said in a blur.

"Yo, thank you Boss, it's so sweet, I said I didn't see Boss when I got up today, so I bought us breakfast...... You're welcome, Xiaolongbao is mine, don't rob me ......."

“……”

The six people in the dormitory hurried to class, just before the teacher entered the door, and they rushed to the classroom, whew, not late!

This "Ancient Chinese" teacher is a very strict old teacher, he can't rub sand in his eyes, as long as he is late, he will arrest you, well, not directly arrest you, just remember you, and then let you answer questions during class...... Most people can't answer the questions asked by the teacher, why? Because many of them don't attend classes...... Ahem, even if you listen to the class, you may not be able to understand it......

Zhou Xiaoxian, they came to play with mobile phones and chat, as long as you don't disturb the teacher's normal class, Teacher Li won't care about you-

Woo!

The phone vibrate, Zhou Xiaoxian looked at the screen, and then scanned around...... In the front row, I saw the school flower and his goddess, well, or his girlfriend, although they didn't admit it! Wu Mengjiao!

I saw a text message on my mobile phone, which was sent by Wu Mengjiao-

Do you participate in the school sports meeting?

Just a few simple words, not even a greeting.

"Sample, my brother treats you as a girlfriend, and you're still so cold......"

Zhou Xiaoxian's clicking typing attracted Yuan Hua on the side.

"Boss, are you doing anything?" Come over and take a look, drink, Wu Mengjiao! "Boss, you've hooked up with her?"

"Shhh What is hooking up? Shall I soak in that way? Zhou Xiaoxian gave Yuan Hua a slap and slapped him aside, daring to peek!

Reply: "Do you want me to participate?" As long as you let me participate, I will participate! ”

Soon, Wu Mengjiao sent another text message:

"There are so few boys in our Chinese department, you must participate!" Anyone who is a man must participate! ”

Zhou Xiaoxian: "Then you ask me if it's useful!" ”

Wu Mengjiao: (snickering)

Recently, the school is going to hold an annual school sports day, and the main participants are first-year students. Wu Mengjiao, as the squad leader of the second class, is responsible for this matter, but Zhou Xiaoxian is in the first class...... Well, they are divided into two classes because they have a lot of majors, but the classes are still together.

Zhou Xiaoxian: Don't worry, my brother is an all-rounder, track and field, high jump, long jump...... No brother, no!

Wu Mengjiao: Bragging!

Zhou Xiaoxian: I can only pick up girls, not brag!

Hum!

Wu Mengjiao turned around and gave Zhou Xiaoxian a roll of his eyes, Zhou Xiaoxian saw it but pretended not to see it.

"What is the boss doing?"

"No, why are you so curious? Why does the boss care about you? Listen honestly......"

Zhou Xiaojian: "Hold the grass!" Talk as if you're listening to a lecture, give me your phone...... If you read novels again, Ma Zhuang, you can't be a little promising...... Hiss, hold the grass! "Beautiful Woman, Please Stay", "Young * Woman White * Clean", "Country Glamorous * Woman" ...... Ya, where did I find these good resources, look at them secretly, and quickly send them to me on Bluetooth......"

"Ahem, be quiet, let's call a classmate to answer the question...... Well, Zhou Xiaoxian! Is Zhou Xiaoxian here? ”

The rhythm of the teacher on the stage made Zhou Xiaoxian blindfolded, Yuan Hua and they were stunned for a while, and then they held back their laughter, the boss is too unlucky! Wu Mengjiao's eyes widened, looking back at Zhou Xiaoxian like other classmates, and then looking up at the blackboard casually...... Well, Zhou Xiaoxian stood up tremblingly, huh? Why do you say trembling? Because he doesn't understand!

Standing up slowly, my mind was blank, and I wasn't the only one who didn't listen to the class, why did you choose me?

Teacher: "Zhou Xiaoxian, you can answer this word......"

The teacher pointed to a word on the screen and said, "What is this?" ”

Whew, ma'am. Zhou Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, he would do this!

"Women's words, women's women!"

"Good, good! So what is this word? It is classified by the "Six Books", what word should it be? ”

Uh, Zhou Xiaoxian was stunned - "Six Books", which six books are they? What word? Isn't it a woman's word?

"............Shhhh

Zhou Xiaoxian: "Ahem, hieroglyphs!" ”

"Yes, that's a good point, it's a pictograph, so what kind of pictogram, let's look at its oracle bone inscription, golden inscription, and small seal, basically there is not much change...... The person on the left represents a woman, and the shape on the right does not look like a ...... Broom? What is it? That's right, it's a woman with a broom in her hand doing housework such as sweeping the floor. Do you know the original meaning of this? It's the hostess who sweeps the floor and does the housework at home......"

Whew, finally escaped!

Zhou Xiaoxian's heart was still beating fast, and the teacher didn't let me sit down, but after answering the questions, he sat down by himself.

"The boss is amazing!"

Yuan Hua: They gave a thumbs up.

"Hey, hey!"

Woo!

SMS, Wu Mengjiao: "It's amazing, I don't understand traditional Chinese characters......

"Hehe, I can teach you ......"

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