While waiting for the takeout of "Eleme", Xiao Hei whispered to me a classic sentence: "Although I saw it with my own eyes, I would still treat him as a girl if I wasn't paying attention." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I squinted at Nezha, who was still flushed, nodded deeply, patted Xiao Hei's shoulder, and said sadly: "Brother, you are bent." ”

Xiao Hei smiled bitterly.

I didn't dig deeper, this world has been chaotic for a long time, didn't I look at Wang Baoqiang, how diligent, it's not the same ......

I have to say, the takeaway is really fast enough. However, when picking up takeout, Nezha accidentally asked more: "Wow, big brother, you still have such a handsome slave?" "--He is treating the takeaway boy as a servant.

I sweated, and quickly settled the money with the takeaway brother, and turned my head to explain to Nezha: "People are not our family." ”

Nezha didn't believe it: "Then how could he come and leave as soon as he was recruited?" Don't lie to me, I've seen it all! ”

Me: "......"

I said earnestly, "The world is not what you see, but so complicated that it makes you vomit." ”

I thought to myself, I've seen a lot of Thai beauties, aren't they all whipped? You're just a kid, so I won't tell you!

……

I carried two lunches, and was about to reach out to get the rest, when I saw Nezha take the initiative to stretch out his hand......

I walked all the way back to the store with my mouth wide open and followed Nezha, who was walking like a fly. Nezha was like a monster baby, and he easily brought all six of us to the store - I ordered an extra meal, and I was afraid that someone would not be able to eat enough.

As if seeing through what I was thinking, the old god said with a smile: "Nezha has always been so powerful, otherwise do you think that when Sun Dasheng made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, why did only a few people dare to fight him?" ”

I thought about the scene of the fight between Nezha and Sun Wukong...... Suddenly a question came to mind: "Now Nezha should only have only strange power left, right?" ”

The old god stick tilted his head to look at Nezha, and Nezha really nodded and said, "There is almost only strength left." After speaking, he smiled apologetically: "So I may be more able to eat, don't mind." ”

The old god nodded in agreement: "Indeed, Nezha was one of the few players who advanced to the final round of the competition with Marshal Tianpeng in the Heavenly Court Big Stomach King Competition. After speaking, he reached out and patted me on the shoulder and comforted, "Don't mind. ”

I don't mind! I'm worried, I'm spinning in circles, my hair is pulling down one by one.

I was already poor and couldn't eat, and now there is another Nezha who claims to be "more able", and I feel like I can't live anymore.

"Don't you still have the more than 20,000 yuan you just earned?" The old god stick smiled and pointed at Su Daji: "She can earn it, Nezha can eat it, so you don't have to worry so much." ”

I thought about it too, and I was happy again.

It's more than 20,000 yuan in two days, even if you order a lot of takeout every day...... I still have a lot left, don't I?

I laughed.

It's just that after the next two minutes, I couldn't laugh anymore.

Nezha swept away all the fast food for six people that I ordered to deliver at an inhuman speed! The whole time I saw his mouth moving and his hands moving......

I tilted my head, and Blackie had the same mouth as before, with his mouth wide open. I tilted my head again, and the old god was sitting on the ground watching Nezha eat, laughing while watching. I looked at Su Daji in front of me, and she was still sitting there expressionless, wandering outside.

The old god stick mended the knife at the right time: "That, don't mind!" ”

But I don't mind! I'm worried, I'm spinning in circles, my hair is pulling down one by one.

Two-minute meal for six people - according to 60 yuan, 1 hour is 1800 yuan, and one day is ...... 43200!

As soon as I told Xiao Hei about the results I calculated with my mobile phone, Xiao Hei was also dumbfounded, and couldn't help but start to speculate uneasily about whether his small factory could afford to raise a little boy like Nezha.

He counted for a long time, and said to me with a sad face: "Brother Nanqing, I have calculated." Even if my family can afford it, my parents will definitely not agree to me raising him. He pointed to Nezha and said, "He's a man!" ”

I was expressionless: "Your parents can't see it." ”

Xiao Hei was stunned for a moment, and then cried: "But I know! ”

I tilted my head to look at him, "Didn't you say you liked him?" ”

Black: "......"

When Xiao Hei and I were messing around here, Nezha kept looking at us in a daze, with an expression that was both innocent and pitiful.

He suddenly said, "Brother Nanqing, Brother Xiaohei, otherwise, I'll go by myself." I can eat so much, you can't feed me. ”

My heart suddenly softened, but when I thought of that astronomical number, I didn't dare to face him in my heart, and I looked at Xiao Hei.

Xiao Hei looked at me tacitly. We both smiled helplessly at each other, both of us feeling that we were quite unproductive. I can see that Xiao Hei, who has always been righteous, is very sad in his heart.

The old god laughed and said, "Actually, you are all wrong. ”

I turned to look at him with disdain on my face.

The old god first closed his eyes mysteriously, then opened them suddenly, stretched out a finger, and said mysteriously: "Man - it is impossible to eat 24 hours a day!" ”

It dawned on Hei and I. Xiao Hei immediately ran over and grabbed Nezha's hand and said, "Little brother, don't worry, my brother will let you eat well." ”

One step behind: "......"

……

The following time, I ordered another meal, and after everyone had finally eaten their fills, they began to discuss the action of going to the shroud shop in the evening.

Xiao Hei heard that it was very likely that he would see a female ghost at night, and he was so excited that he couldn't do it, and he pulled my clothes and didn't let go, for fear that I wouldn't take him again.

I actually don't like to play with him, this kid is good at everything, he just likes to be startled, and sometimes he is slow to react.

However, after the old god stick said a word, I let Xiao Hei go with all my heart.

"After Xiao Hei met me, he already had my breath on him, so the female ghost in red is likely to find him and kill him."

…… When the old god said this sentence in a trembling ghost film tone, I, who was used to watching ghost movies in the mainland, wanted to kill him very much to relieve my hatred.

Because the first thing that came to my mind was, "Aren't we going to take that female ghost tonight?" ”

The old god stick shook his raised index finger: "Our mana has been greatly reduced, and no one is sure of victory." ”

Me: "......"

A few of us tiptoed up the roller shutter - (you know why there was no queue in front of my store in the afternoon?) I closed the door! Hey! - When I stood in a row with Xiao Hei, Lao Shengang, Nezha, and Su Daji, the night breeze blew and blew our clothes to dance elegantly, and it looked like a chivalrous warrior in a movie!

The little black knight nervously grabbed my hand and whispered like a code: "Brother, your palms are full of sweat!" ”

I nodded silently: "Your palms are too." ”

The old god took a look at the two of us, who were already trembling, and said more nervously than the two of us, "Don't talk!" Eh, which side is coming? I remember this side during the day? The old fellow asked, pointing in the wrong direction.

After I pointed out the direction, the old god stick actually let Nezha go first!

The reason is actually very agreeable: he is the body of a child, the body of pure yang!

"Let's go!" Nezha's born calf was not afraid of tigers, and he strode in the direction of the shroud shop.

"Let's go! Huh! Everyone muttered and followed.