Chapter 9 Drink cold water and eat garlic
In the end, the old man decided to unify the economy on our street first, and his reason was that he should focus on the economy first when the general situation tends to ease. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
I wonder if he learned this from a middle school student's politics textbook. However, the interest in watching the old god stick "dominate the rivers and lakes" was very strong, and I couldn't help but tell him.
-- Actually, all the shops in our street have their own policies. There is no unified shop management committee, and there is no unified rent system, everything is based on the interests of the respective landlords.
"Unification of the rivers and lakes" or something, let alone in the current new century, even in the old era, those bullies who bullied and dominated the market were rampant, because of the territory and oil and water, the grand wish of "unification" could not be realized after all.
……
"Actually," the old god stick tapped his right index finger on his forehead, and said in a deep voice, "I already feel a strong sense of crisis. Have you ever noticed that line on the other side of the sky? I suspect he's the one who brought our canopy down. ”
I jumped to my feet and frantically said, "That's the air line!" Jets pass by every day! "It's good that the old god stick didn't point to the pilot in the straight line to become, otherwise tomorrow's news would have been a report on rain.
The old god clapped: "It's so decided, starting tomorrow, I will ask the past one by one, and if there are those who are willing to contribute, I will accept them as my disciples." ”
I imagined the old god knocking on the door from door to door in rags, and imagined the scene when he returned with a handful of gross tickets in his hand, and couldn't help laughing: "That little one, congratulations on your success!" ”
The old god stick, who didn't hear the irony in my words at all, nodded, and walked in the direction of the warehouse with his hands behind his back: "I have to ask Nezha and the fox to see how much mana they have left." ”
Watching the old god stick leave, I suddenly thought of Xiao Hei. This kid hasn't been seen since he came here yesterday, which doesn't seem to fit his character.
In the past, Xiao Hei was a curious child, and he would try his best to study not only the things in my store, but also everything he was curious about on the whole street - of course, he couldn't study the most things in my store, so we became good friends.
I called Xiao Hei, and this kid picked up the phone with a beep, and he cried and shouted: "Brother Nanqing, did you give me any medicine?" Why can't I grow old? ”
I laughed and pointed out the way to him: "Drink more cold water." ”
While talking, the old god stick quickly walked out of the warehouse at the back, and it could be seen that he was communicating with Nezha and Su Daji very smoothly, and waved his hand to me with a smile, and when he went out, he saw that I was still on the phone, so he added in a broken throat: "Just eat a clove of garlic." ”
Me: "...... Eat garlic! After speaking, I quickly hung up the phone and greeted the old god stick, but before I could ask him what the result of the communication with Nezha and Su Daji was, I could only see the old god stick's swaying back into a shroud shop diagonally opposite.
…… It should be more suitable for him to pretend to be a ghost......
As a result, the old god stick was quickly kicked out by chickens and dogs.
I looked at the old god stick sitting in the chair and asked him with a smile, "How is it?" What did you just tell someone? ”
The old god waved his hand angrily: "Don't mention it, I told him that the yin qi in his store is too heavy, and he needs to post a few yin exorcism charms, and I was kicked out." ”
I smiled and handed him a glass of water: "People are doing a dead man's business, and the yin qi is not important, is it still sunny in the store?" ”
The old god stick was still angry: "I want to be the old man...... Hum! There's a ghost in his shop! ”
I was taken aback: "Don't talk nonsense, what era is it now?" Who still believes in that plaything! ”
The old god snorted and chirped: "As soon as he entered the door, there was a female ghost in red standing at the door, tsk, that look, tsk, that figure, tsk." If I hadn't seen her remember the pitiful background of the three of us, I would have taken her in a long time ago. ”
I was silent.
- Where is this mud math! Why did you see a ghost as soon as you entered? Still a female ghost in red? What does it mean? What the hell is it when you think of your own background?
I cautiously asked him, "So, are there really ghosts in this world?" ”
The old god glared at me: "Nezha and the fox spirit have been shown to you, do you say there are any ghosts in this world?" ”
Seeing the disbelief on my face, the old god glanced at me again: "Okay, I'll let you see it tonight!" ”
I was overjoyed: Yay!
……
I'm stupid, really.
I didn't expect Blackie to appear in front of me so soon.
The old god just said that he wanted me to see ghosts tonight, and Xiao Hei ran to me with excitement on his face: "Brother, guess what?" ”
"What's wrong?" I replied listlessly.
"Go down!" Xiao Hei patted his crotch in front of me and spun around twice.
I glanced at the old god stick with a dark face, and Xiao Hei realized that there were other people in the house, and he was suddenly a little embarrassed.
Should! Who told you to be so stunned!
The strange thing is that the old god stick has been looking at Xiao Hei in a daze, thoughtful.
When it was time for dinner, Hei and I looked at each other and laughed tacitly.
The old god's eyebrows raised, and he said in a strange voice: "Nanqing, look, we are all guests, you are the host, shouldn't you show it?" ”
I realized: "Hey, hey, why don't I order takeout for everyone?" ”
"What's takeaway?" Nezha walked out of it curiously, and he was followed by Su Daji. Su Daji seemed to be a little different, glanced at me and Xiao Hei, and sat silently in the corner.
"If you call and order food, they will send you home." Blackie explained.
Then Nezha looked at Xiao Hei curiously: "Da Gege, what is the phone?" ”
From my point of view, I saw Nezha's long, flickering eyelashes. Xiao Hei whispered something with a strange face, and I only noticed that the old god's face trembled, and then Nezha's face suddenly turned red.