My name is Li Nanqing, I am 22 years old and I am a small boss. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info the first "kind" little boss in the history of the novel industry.

What the? What kind of business do I do, you ask? (covering his face and shaking his head) How can I be embarrassed to say that?

Well, I'll admit it, I actually run a health supplement store.

It's not the kind of "no gifts for the holidays this year, only XX gold for gifts", nor "five pieces on the top of one piece, it doesn't take much effort to go up to the fifth floor in one breath", but a real adult health care product.

That's right, it's the kind of "sex" that the curious boy secretly clicks on the computer web page at night to "accidentally" click on the advertisement, or the kind of "sex" that actively searches for the 365 postures about "sex" in the formal science knowledge.

Because I don't get on the stage very well, I won't go into too much detail at this moment - there are opportunities later, hehe.

Also, my small shop is in the process of being transferred because of poor management - I'm going to open a barbecue restaurant, and in the summer, barbecue skewers with beer or something are the most popular.

However, when I passed by the entrance of the park and was about to post a small advertisement for subletting, a dirty old man stopped me: "Young man, you are short of hexagrams in the five elements today." ”

Me: "......"

Then there is my full-screen flying complaining floating from right to left: "You are missing hexagrams, your whole family is missing hexagrams!" "Do you believe that I have a hexagram against you?" "You let go of me, hey, don't hold my legs, my legs are not thick." "Hey, I'm shouting indecent if you do this again! Eh, can you keep your mouth away from my crotch? ”

…… The reality, of course, was that I just reached out and pushed him away, coldly watching what he was going to do.

When the dirty old man sat back on his mazaar again with a smile on his face, he quickly took a cigarette from his bosom and lit it, spat out a smoke ring, and said, "Lad, you have a bad day!" ”

"Oh?"

The old man pinched his fingers and calculated, pretending to be mysterious: "You want to post a small advertisement today!" ”

"Oh?"

"You want to post it in the park, but you miscalculated, there are many patrols in the park, and you will be caught."

"Oh?"

"Your fortune is not prosperous this year, the important thing is that you can't touch anything related to fire today, otherwise you will definitely break your fortune."

"Oh?"

"Hey, lad, did you listen to me?" Perhaps it was because I felt that my "oh" was too perfunctory, and the dirty old man stared at me with slightly cloudy eyes, and the bright old man's eyes despised me.

"Huh."

Old man: "......"

I slowly shook the advertisement in my hand: "I have written it very clearly, of course you can read it!" Do you despise my intelligence? See you later! ”

This old liar! Do you really think everyone will fall for him? Oh hehehe!

Wait a minute! Something seems to be wrong! I was horrified, and when I turned my head to look, the old man was still grinning at his mouth full of yellow teeth: "I knew you would come back." ”

I glared at him, turned around and grabbed a small brush and glue from the ground, poked the brush and threatened him: "Don't let me see you in the future!" Otherwise, I will see you and cut you once! ”

Turning my head and leaving, I still heard the old man laughing in my ears, and vaguely said something.

I didn't care, but soon I understood what he was talking about, because the chengguan was here! What he said was: "The chengguan is coming from you!" ”

Fuck it, old bastard!

As I was about to leave with the small advertisement under my arm and a plastic bag with a brush and glue in my hand, the old bastard was also carrying his maza and holding his hexagram stall in the same position and was kicked out by the chengguan.

"Young man, you are missing ...... five elements today" The dirty old man was still chattering.

"Lack of your sister!" I scolded angrily, but the dirty old man didn't reply with a smile, just pointed to the distance and whispered: "Actually, I'm a fairy!" Shall we go over there and talk about it in detail? ”

Me: "......" is rare! Today, there is a person who says that he is a god!

"I believe in Christianity, not in Chinese immortals." I just wanted to get rid of him, so I talked nonsense, but the dirty old man was really stunned for a moment, and then nodded: "It's okay, the West will send birdmen over sooner or later." God's life isn't easy, either. ”

Me: "......" Why do I feel a strong sense of celestial crisis? Those old guys who have lived for an unknown number of billions of years probably want me to dress up as Superman and save the world with my underwear outside, right? That's what I've written in the novels I've seen in the past.

But let a small owner who runs a health care store save the world? This doesn't match "If I'm the only man left on the earth" and "The end of the world, we have to have a lot of children to reproduce mankind" or something, right?

Well, I'll admit, it's a little bit of a tie because I have sex pills, but ......

"You've got to come up with something to prove that what you're saying is true, right? Are you really a god? ”

"It's like a fake."

"Anything can change?"

"Change!"

Me: "...... Is it a change or not, who do you want to disgust when you become a piece of? ”

"Actually, your adadis is fake." The old immortals who have turned back are chattering: "We immortals can see the essence through things." ”

Me: "...... I can't afford the real thing. "I'm already extremely resentful in my heart, why is this old guy so annoying, who has ever seen adadis real? adidas aren't necessarily real!

"So, do you believe I'm an immortal?" The old man continued to babble like an old lady.

"Don't believe me, unless you can turn me into ...... Venus! "I made a condition.

The old god stick shook his head very unexpectedly, just when I thought he was about to admit that he was not a god and couldn't change any Venus, the old god stick said very seriously: "Changing a celestial body or something, changing can change, but conjuring it will seriously disrupt the rotation of the earth and the rotation of the planets of the solar system, and it will not be good to cause the destruction of the earth at that time." ”

I was dumbfounded.

But then, the old god stick excitedly tugged at the corner of my clothes and said, "Venus can't be changed, but you can turn into a piece of poop ......."

I squinted at him: "Are you only?" ”

The old god was stunned, and then took a step back and looked at me as if he was looking at it again: "You think of us immortals so much, it's too biased." ”

Me: "...... Do you have any serious immortals? ”

The old god ignored me and continued to talk there: "Erlang God clearly said that as long as he believes that I am an immortal, he will follow me, it doesn't make sense." ”

Me: "I'm leaving." ”

The old god stick didn't react.

So I grabbed the brush glue and the small advertisement, turned around and jumped into the crowd without hesitation, without even making a wave.

…… There are too many Chinese.

I'm stupid, really. I thought it would be that simple and over. That old god stick may just be a passer-by in my boring life, and if I rush it, I will be washed away by the water like a little poop, and then there will be no intersection in this life.

But I was wrong, and I was very wrong.

That night, the old god stick touched my shop.

I was outside with colorful neon - 100 watt light box, and inside the light was dim - the small shop of less than 15 square meters with 10 watt small light cannons suddenly became even darker.

When I heard his familiar laughter, I just said, "Welcome!" The last word was suffocated.

When I thought that the old man was too shameless to follow me, the old guy actually habitually glanced at the layout of my room after entering the door, and immediately covered his face with his hand in shame, covered his own eyes, and said something that even I was almost shocked.

"Oh, shame on people!"