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I used to be naïve to think that all the gods in the world would change all kinds of things, but I was wrong yesterday. This immortal I know only gets pooping.

I also used to seriously think that all the oriental immortals in the world are very meaningless, at least they are well-informed and strange, but I was also wrong.

As soon as the old god stick entered the door, he was frightened half to death by the oncoming Hatano Yui, only to see his lips trembling, and quickly took off his coat, lightly draped the inflatable baby, and muttered: "Oh, girl, you will catch a cold like this." ”

I was stunned by his demeanor, and even automatically ignored the cute tone.

But soon, the old god stick found that there were more in a more sultry posture, all over the mountains, and all kinds of neon country girls. He was suddenly frightened and took a few steps back, his old face was flushed, he lowered his head and covered his eyes, and squatted at the door with his head in his crotch and did not speak.

"Hey, old man, you're broken, don't leave quickly!" I shouted and casually closed the door.

As I said, I'm just an ordinary citizen, I don't want to provoke any big people, even if he is just a person who can only poop, he is a god after all, even if there is only one trick, but "one trick eats all over the world" - vomit!

The old man didn't leave, he just pointed to the aluminum alloy door in my hand casually, and I immediately retracted my hand in a hurry, I was afraid that he would turn the door into that.

Fortunately, the old man just pointed to the note "sublet" posted on my door: "Aren't you going to sublet?" We rented this house. ”

I was overjoyed, and hurriedly raised the status of the old man to the height of "master": "Sit inside, master, let's talk in detail next." I have three months left on this rent, and the rent is ......"

The old man waved his hand: "We don't have any money." ”

The smile on my face didn't change: "What about you...... Get lost! "I don't have the money to do anything!

The old god's face did not change his color, his heart did not beat, and he hung in the air and raised Erlang's legs: "Although I have no money, I am here to negotiate with you on behalf of many immortals in the sky." ”

"Huh."

"We can exchange with you with immortal arts, as long as you can meet our conditions, we can teach you immortal arts."

"Huh."

"There is a great calamity in heaven, and we need a place to stay. More than 10 percent of our immortals have chosen you. We need your help. ”

"Huh...... Where did the rest of them choose? I said something more curiously.

"Mariana Trench, USA." The old god gave a place name very neatly.

"Huh...... Get lost! I waved my hand, and the old god stick reached out to protect his face, and screamed miserably: "There is another place!" ”

I let go of him, and the old man continued, "But it's all deserted, and you're the only one who has a bit of a human here." ”

I followed his example and crossed his legs: "I don't care, you can see it here, it's only 15 square meters." I can't sleep enough on my own. ”

The old god stick was leisurely fascinated: "Isn't there a big warehouse behind your house?" The area is 250 square meters, and we have figured it out. ”

I jumped up and said angrily, "Are you all finished? I hate you! Hate you! Get out of here, I don't want to see you again! My warehouse is used as a storehouse, and it can't be inhabited! ”

The old god stick slowly: "We are immortals, not people." You don't have to treat us as human beings. ”

"I don't accept brutes here!" I said as I pushed him out.

But I only pushed, and my right hand told me that my right hand had pushed something terrible.

It's not poop.

It's not his breasts either - I'm not interested in men's flat chests.

I turned my head and Yui Hatano was gone! Then I knew—"You steal from me!" ”

"Do you want to learn my trick? You can swap out any part of this world for whatever you want, and there is no sense of disobedience. The old god said, pointing to his own chest, "Now, you come and touch it." ”

My eyes met his old face, and I suddenly lost all interest and said in frustration: "You want to play me to death!" ”

"Of course, you can also go to the men's bathhouse and see that any organ of any person can become your own." The old god shook his legs and threw a great temptation.

I was moved by what he said, and by the way, I imagined that picture, it was so beautiful. The eyes returned to reality in a round, and the old god stick opposite was simply not too obscene!

But I like it!

Seeing that I was silent, the old god said, "Then you promised me?" Don't worry, I won't stay with you. I'll only bring clients to you. Now Heavenly Court is engaged in demolition, and whoever demolishes it will come to you to live here for a while, and by the way, they will cross the catastrophe or something. Rest assured, they'll pay the rent. The old god finally said a human word.

But when he brought the first man in, I immediately thought that the old man was not human!

He's got a kid in there!

The child has a wide forehead and a flat nose, and looks kind and smart. As soon as he entered, his big eyes roamed the room curiously.

I asked him what his name was and how old he was. The child replied loudly: "Li Nezha! It's over 5,000 years old this year! ”

I had a pestle on the 6-inch-long halberd on the shelf.

Holding my forehead, I said, "Nezha?" You can't say you're over 5,000 years old, you have to say you'...... Uh, 13 years old, you know? ”

"Got it." Li Nezha had a lot of energy to follow the local customs, and walked around the house very casually: "Uncle, why are there all kinds of demons and monsters in your house!" Nezha once set foot on 96 caves of demons, but although those demons are ugly, they are not as weird as your uncle's house. ”

I was embarrassed: "Nezha, you go with me to rest first." There are toys in this room, and my uncle will give you a set to play with in the future. ”

Stretching out my hand on Nezha's shoulder, I chatted with him affectionately: "Xiaona, look at your appearance, are you reaching puberty?" ”

"What is puberty?"

"Oh, this adolescence, to put it simply, the child starts to grow a beard, grows an Adam's apple, starts to change his voice, and what about below...... also began to ......, "I began to popularize the knowledge of puberty to Nezha.

Nezha only heard one sentence, and immediately said proudly: "Oh, you mean the realm behind my infant saint!" I'm already in the Dzogchen, and I'm going to start puberty in a few days. ”

I struggled weakly: "...... If you have any questions, you can ask me......"

Nezha: "Uncle, do you know what adolescence is?" ”

I nodded my head: "I've experienced it, so I know where the pit is." If I hadn't been over-handed......"

Nezha didn't wait for me to finish, and directly praised innocently: "Uncle, you are amazing, Nezha will definitely learn from you in the future." ”

I nodded solemnly: "...... Even your fairy dad doesn't know as much as I do. Just learn from me. ”

Nezha nodded again and again, very obedient!