I originally thought that Nezha was just a very coaxing child, because he hadn't even started to grow hair. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

But I was wrong, and by the time I realized it, the catastrophe had already begun.

"Uncle, come in!" Nezha called me in the bath.

Thinking that there was a leak, I rushed into the bath room along the stream full of floor tiles, and at a glance I saw Nezha, who was naked and exposed with a small Ding Ding refracted halo, standing there, his whole body immersed in water, and his face was full of displeasure: "Uncle, you don't have enough water here." ”

Me: "Gollum ......"

Nezha continued to complain: "And it's not fun to play." Uncle, do you have the sea here? ”

Me: "Gollum ......"

Nezha was very unhappy and fished me out of the water with something like a red tassel gun: "Uncle, your house is not very leaky, but it is a little smaller than the East China Sea. ”

I squirted water out of my mouth and struggled in panic: "I don't want to die yet, let me go!" You're not bathing, you're creating a flood! ”

Nezha looked back at the water faucet running around him, and then looked back at me who was terrified: "But, didn't you say that you can have water in this way?" As he spoke, he waved his hand to remove an invisible energy around the shower curtain, and the water in the entire one-person-high bath rushed out at once.

I clung to the door frame so that it could not be washed away. The next moment, however, I knew that something had happened to my store.

I turned and rushed out of the store, and by the time I got to the front, I saw a dumbfounded man standing in front of the store, his trouser legs all wet.

I raised my hand: "Xiao Hei, I'm sorry, the water pipe is running out." "Xiao Hei is my hair is small, since I was a child, I have been friends with urine bubbles and mud, and my favorite thing to do is to grab a few bottles of beer and pour them together.

Nezha walked out while wiping his face: "Who, what's wrong?" ”

Xiao Hei's eyes lit up, and he asked me casually: "This dress...... He's just finished making trouble, right? ”

"Oh, the strange homework announced by the teacher, you have to dress up like this and then send a photo to the past, saying that if you don't complete it, you won't cooperate, and you will ask the parents." I say.

"Your relative's? I've never seen it before! Xiao Hei circled around Nezha twice, and his eyes continued to shine: "This girl looks very smart, why have I never seen you come to your Qingge's house?" ”

Me: "......" I know that Xiao Hei must be single and sick again, and everyone wants to "be chic and chic" with red dust, but the problem is that Nezha is really a man!

Regarding whether Nezha is a man or a woman, Nezha is a man in most film and television works, but most of them are played by actresses, and most of the anime works show Nezha's daughter-what a mystery for the ages!

But I've seen Nezha Xiao Ding Ding with my own eyes, so I know he's a man!

Just let this secret be hidden deep in my heart, and I happily looked at Xiao Hei, who was going to abduct Nezha to his house to see the goldfish, without any intention of hindering him.

Standing at the door, Xiao Hei squeezed his eyes at me: "Come on, be happy, anyway, there is a wind and oil essence!" ”

This code is only understood by the two of us, but unfortunately I am nominally a relative of Xiao Nezha, so I had to politely refuse to pretend to be stupid by the way: "I have to repair the water pipe, just remember to bring him back after dinner." Don't play for too long. ”

Then I heard Xiao Hei ask Nezha, "Little sister, where do you want to go?" ”

"Is there a sea?" Nezha raised his head and asked, "If there is no sea, the river, the river or something will do, and the creek will also be reconciled." It's really not a small pond. ”

Xiao Hei turned around and smiled at me: "You girl is still a water lover." ”

"City Swim Team." I'm lying.

Xiao Hei asked me seriously: "You can't drown, right?" ”

I replied to him with a straight face: "He won't die if you die." ”

Xiao Hei smiled and took Nezha away.

As I said, Xiao Hei is my hair small, and I basically can't hide anything from him in my life, so I don't want to hide it from him when I am a fairy.

I asked him to take Nezha away, but there is actually another deep meaning: I want to think about it calmly. If there are gods here all the time in the future, will I also become a god...... Menstrual illness?

I'm still single, just a normal man who doesn't want to be old, and if I deal with those weird gods all day long, I don't guarantee that I'll become like the "fairies" in the mental hospital - I heard that the ancient gods didn't have a lot of normal before they became immortals, and many of them were crazy.

For example, Jigong, such as uh-huh, who is that.

I got up and started mopping the floor with a mop, and as soon as I was halfway through the mop, the old god stick I met in the park appeared, and there was a very enchanting woman by my side.

This woman looked very cold on the surface, but from the first time she said hello to me, I was completely on my knees: "Huh? Little brother, do you think I'm beautiful? ”

The inexplicable magnetism of her voice, combined with her breath-like magical voice, made me feel like I had fallen in an instant.

The old god stick didn't know if he was too old to do his strength or if he had already cultivated himself, although he also listened to the words of the bewitching woman, he still had a smile on his face: "You must have heard of this name, her name is Su Daji." ”

I sighed, and Su Daji still didn't let me go: "Little brother, do you think I'm beautiful?" ”

Me: "......" turned to look at the old god stick: "Can you bring a normal beauty over?" How can there be such a beautiful woman who always chases after the man who cleans with a mop and asks if she is beautiful, what I hold is a mop not a magic mirror. ”

The old god stick laughed dryly, and whispered: "I burned my brain with a fever in Heavenly Court, you know, Heavenly Court...... Not much ...... vet do"

Me: "......"

"So, she basically came to the world to retrieve her former memories." The old god added the most critical sentence: "When she gets back, you can ask her to be your daughter-in-law, how about it?" It's worth the rent, right? ”

I pouted, "I don't like humans and beasts." ”

I figured it out. Nezha wants to experience adolescence in the world, he has grown up for more than 5,000 years and is just a child, and he wants to experience a fresh feeling.

Su Da already wanted to get back her previous memories, she was like an extremely sophisticated instrument, and then the fever burned out most of the memory slots, and now I am afraid that the only thing left is this sentence "Little brother, do you think I am beautiful?" "That's it.

I'm scared!

"I'm just an ordinary person, okay?" I looked at the old god: "I can't support myself, how can you let me feed them?" ”

The old god smiled: "Don't worry, there will be a God of Wealth coming later." You just need to serve them well and make sure your little shop is thriving and making a lot of money! ”

Ah, this god's mouth is neat, and three or two sentences will make my heart quite beautiful. When I came back to my senses and asked the old man for money, he had already disappeared - I could only hear a few dogs barking in the distance, and I guess the old man was being pulled from his trouser legs. (Is there a Erlang God, is there a whistling dog, is there a howling dog?) ）