Chapter Fifty-Eight: Slow and Slow Driving

Jin Shengxi praised the Yanshu "The Legend of the West Chamber" back then, thinking that the love of talented and beautiful women is "the love that must come", and classified it as a must-read book for young people. He was also besieged by orthodox Taoists because of www.biquge.info.

The smartest and most stupid way for a ruler to fool the people is to burn and ban books, and the word "obscenity" has been used many times, as long as the word "obscenity" is added to the front of the book, the ruler can naturally burn and ban it. While they burned obscene books, they had three thousand beauties in the harem.

But how can thoughts be suppressed? The dynasty was destroyed and rebuilt, the city changed the banner of the king, history kept repeating the tragedy of Qin Shi Huang and Qin II, and what remained unchanged was the sorrow and lust of all living beings.

Freud noted the fundamentals of human nature, and regardless of whether his views were scientific or not, his bold and fearless pioneering spirit in psychology alone was enough to make future generations of apologists ashamed to examine themselves.

You don't have to take his books seriously, you can read them as yellow books bought on the Beijing overpass. Some points of view go off the rails, especially when talking about gender issues, they are whimsical and whimsical like people with cheap mouths talking about fragrant and glamorous reviews.

He believes that if a virgin is on her wedding night**, she will deeply hurt herself by the damage to her physical organs and the psychological trauma of self-evil, which is manifested in the melancholy and regret of losing her virginity, and a deep anger at the person who took her virginity, which may even lead to the murder of her husband.

If a man reads his book seriously, sooner or later he will become impotent.

I don't quite agree with his statement that a woman is taken away by her newlywed husband after her virginity, and that there is a male hegemonic thinking that "poisons the heart of the most poisonous woman", but I strongly agree with his other statement, saying that the essence of a man's is the essence of human nature and the nature of hooliganism.

Lu Zejun was not interested in Freud, and said: "You can't kill a large piece with a stick, men like me never have to think with their lower bodies, and men have to cherish their bodies, which is called self-cultivation." ”

Yin Deji was not convinced, and said: "Fix a ** hair, men are not bad, women are not loved." For example, there is a chef named Huang San'er in our Yunshang Sichuan restaurant, who goes out to mess around every day, and looks like a fool like the rushing errand of "Journey to the West", lustful and has no money, but it is a single female migrant worker in the city who sticks it up for him. ”

"I'll play." Geng Hao said disdainfully.

"It's just that he can play, every time he serves a woman in a daze, and a woman whose sex life is not satisfied comes to the restaurant every day to find him." Yin Deji picked it up.

"But this Huang San'er was caught by her husband in a small hotel with a married woman last year, if the police hadn't arrived, it is estimated that his little brother has been cut off and fried by the man who caught the rape and fed to the dog." Yin Deji finally added, and after replenishing it, he picked up a ham and munched it with relish.

We looked down at the dishes we bought, there was a roast ham, Yin Deji said, damn it, it really looks like a man's thing after being fried, and there was a feeling of nausea in our hearts, and then we didn't touch the roast ham again, but watched Yin Deji eat it one by one with surprised eyes.

Lu Zehuan understands the psychology of women, and pretends to be profound: "This society is unfair, and women also have the right to pursue sexual pleasure, but they are culturally suppressed by male forces." Men and women go out of the wall, and men will always suffer the least and less social harm. And physiologically, women are not dominant, and now people are old and virgins, and God didn't think about it when he created people, giving women a piece of **, I think it's an ominous thing. Why is there no place for men? Do you think that's fair? ”

I said, "The ancients had a very good way of studying virgins, and there were three ways to identify virgins, looking, smelling, and asking. It is said that when Song Lizong chose a son-in-law for his daughter, he used 'wang'. I wondered, can a virgin look out? ”

Yin Deji forgot to forget about us, and then checked Lu Zehuan's pulse, so he said in a mysterious way: "I looked out, the Yang Qi of the Tunzi is insufficient, the Yin Tang is black, obviously the essence has been sucked away, and it is not anywhere!" ”

Geng Hao couldn't wait, and said to Lu Zehuan: "Don't pretend to be **? The old heart is about the society, saving mankind, what is male and feminine, it is useless, hurry up and say, do you have to roll the sheets with her. ”

Under our indiscriminate bombardment and coercion, Lu Zehuan finally admitted to rolling over, but not rolling the sheets, rolling the floor, not in the small hotel, but in his dormitory.

Yin Deji was even more excited than he rolled over, and said: "You college students are so cool and crooked, you can fuck female college students in the dormitory, splash the blood of youth, or do it on the ground, it's really fucking exciting!" After speaking, he made a lewd sensational movement towards Lu Zehuan.

Lu Zejun slapped the position of his balls, and Yin Deji screamed miserably, as tragic as a live dog being scalded to death, and the people around looked over to see if someone was crazy.

I looked at the sky, looked at the looming stars and said, "Doing that is the first time a man has tried to return to the sacred ritual of **." This is a rare time when a man shows humility to a woman, and it is the most poetic act of human beings. ”

They applauded one after another, saying that you are really poetic when you say this, and you are worthy of being a talented person in the Chinese department.

At the end of the day, I collected the garbage, packed it and threw it in the trash. They were already asleep, and I put the quilt on top of them.

I looked around, all kinds of plastic bags, instant noodle buckets, toilet paper everywhere, I picked up for a while really can't finish picking up, so I verbally persuaded everyone at the station not to litter, most of them have a good attitude, listen to me, take out plastic bags to dispose of their own garbage.

In his book The Rabble, the French psychologist Gustave Le Pen argues for a universal social phenomenon, that is, the will is as contagious as the flu. As long as one does not litter at the train station, this will be transmitted to others, and similarly, one person will be infected with others. The cultivation of national habits depends on habits in the short term, and can only rely on civilized systems in the long run.

I think that the so-called ideals are sometimes not so grandiose, and it is enough to start with the small things around you. I saw the station cleaner and aunt giving me a thumbs up, and it felt like it was cool in Beijing dialect.

I lay down against them, and fell asleep in a daze amid the sound of people and the smell of sweat, urine and feces, dreaming that when we were children, we were running by the river, and Lu Zehuan followed, running and running, and we looked back, and we could no longer find him.

Seeing his distorted face, he sank into the quicksand pit, the sand gradually flooded his shoulders and neck, his expression suddenly became wooden, and he stopped struggling, allowing the sand to engulf the bridge of his nose and his heavenly spirit cover.

We screamed and tried to reach for him, but we grabbed air.

Woke up in a cold sweat, I looked at Lu Zejun, he slept well next to him, accompanied by a slight snoring, sweet, I think this broken child, my heart is comfortable.

The next day the ticket system was troubleshooting, and by the afternoon, thank God, the hard work paid off, and finally we were in line.

We were waiting for Yin Deji outside, looking forward to it, and the time was stretched for an incomparably long time, and we didn't know what he was rubbing there. As soon as he came out, we immediately surrounded him.

"Did you buy a slow train?" I asked.

Yin Deji stayed up for so many days, a little prostration, and said excitedly: "Of course not!" ”

We were shocked and thought we had bought a T-prefix, but he said, "There is no prefix at all, slowly and slowly and slowly, slowly and slowly, After speaking, he made the ticket into a fan like a gambling king, and showed it in front of our eyes.

After countless slow words, I waited for his words to end in despair. I thought how fucking slow this is, when I get home, I guess it's going to be next year's Lantern Festival.

Geng Hao asked, "How slow?" It's a little faster than a turtle crawling. ”

Yin Deji said: "The additional Linke, standing ticket, 63 hours to Chengdu, this is the only one." ”

I was almost overturned by lightning on the spot, thinking that this person had been squeezed for 63 hours, and when he got off the bus, he would definitely be dead or disabled, so I asked everyone to prepare for battle, bring enough water and food, and fight to the death.

Lu Zejun, who was not in the car, began to say cool words: "You have a safe journey, I will pray for you with my friends in the mine." By the way, don't forget to bring me cold fragrant bunny. Also, protect your ears so that you don't find one missing when you get out of the car. ”

Geng Hao was so angry that he plucked out his ears, and he couldn't wait to pull them off, so much pain that made him scream.

No one was sad because of this slow and slow station ticket, but they were excited for their family, but Lu Zejun couldn't go with us, which made Geng Hao unhappy.

Fu Wenxin's parents came to Beijing for a tour, and by the way, they picked her up and went back together, and the transportation they chose was different from ours, they took the first class of the plane.

The night before Fu Wenxin left, we sat on the lawn by Mirror Lake, and she insisted on buying me a ticket to fly with them. I said, "I'm really sorry, I can only accept the station ticket with my friend to take the slow train back." ”

Seeing that I was serious, she said, "They are your friends, but what about me?" Not your friend? ”

"You don't understand it like this, this is the gap in life, it is reality, you take the first class of the plane, we take the station ticket of the train, there is nothing to say, the world is very fair, if you treat me as a friend, please respect me, thank you."

I had never spoken to her in such a strange, serious tone before, and she greeted me with strange eyes, like a stranger I had never met on the street, and that look made me shudder.

"Have a nice trip and squeeze your pride into the 63-hour train," she said. ”

Watching her back slowly be swallowed up by the night, it felt like we were so far away, even out of reach, for the first time.

My lonely body sank involuntarily, in the dry cold wind of Beijing, I don't know where to go, I wanted to pull myself up, but I couldn't do anything.

For some reason, an invisible force dragged me away from her, and that night, I was terrified and blamed myself.