5. SOS group, establish!
"This is the rooftop where the homicide took place? It looks ordinary! I had expected at least a large pool of blood that hadn't dried up yet...... "Kasuga walked around on the rooftop not far from the activity room of the drama department, searching for any clues like the keenest hunting dog, but found nothing—for sure, because the roof had been cleaned repeatedly and repainted with a waterproof coating, even if there was still a little blood or something, it was under the thick waterproof paint. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"It's really ugly to have a rooftop without bloodstains—Kazuya, if you go home late—let's say you rehearse until dark and then go home, do you occasionally hear a woman crying from the rooftop?"
Feed...... What kind of aesthetic are you? Why are we haunted here?
Besides, how idiotic does a female ghost have to be to run in front of me, a spiritual detective, to make trouble?
"Could it be that Gui Yanye doesn't have a ghost, going around here, looking for someone who can be angry?"
She was just a weak woman when she was alive, and after she died, she could rise in rank to the point where she could compete with me and Yuhiko?
"It's mostly because you look too fierce to bully...... Even ghosts are looking for weaker targets......" Kasuga groaned, her gaze moving between me and the theater room, "Perhaps, we should find her one or two targets that look weak and easy to scare, so as to lure her into ......"
I imagined in my mind images of Haruhi tying up elementary school students from nowhere and throwing them into a magic circle on the balcony, wearing a dark wizard's robe, chanting words, and performing a ritual to summon evil spirits......
It's stupid, she wouldn't have done such a thing!
"But before I can do that, I'll have to prepare a base for activities." Kasuga walked quickly to the front of the activity room of the drama department, pushed open the door and walked in.
"It's quite spacious." She looked at the activity room, which was the size of a classroom, because it was an old classroom, and sighed with satisfaction, "In that case, I will reluctantly accept it!" ”
"Take what?" I couldn't help but ask.
"A base of operations, of course!" Kasuga looked at me with "Are you a fool?" ”
If the school doesn't mind, I think it's more fun to pitch a tent.
"Do you mean to rob the activity room of our drama department?" Galadia sneered angrily, "Do you think the school will allow a girl who behaves strangely to use illegal means to forcibly occupy such a large activity room?" There are many clubs in the school that don't have a suitable activity room! ”
This question seemed to make Haruhi feel a little troublesome, she thought about it for a while, and suddenly clapped her hands violently and came up with a best of both worlds (?). ) method.
"As long as you don't drive out the community inside, it's not a 'forcible occupation'! I just need a base of activities anyway......"
The more she spoke, the smoother she became, as if her thoughts were slowly opening up, and the sparks of inspiration continued to burst out - and finally turned into a raging mountain fire that could turn the entire Great Khing'an Mountains into purgatory.
"And since there aren't any interesting clubs in the school, I'll start one myself!" At this point, her eyes were so bright that it was impossible to look at them directly, and her pretty face, which was already full of vitality, became more and more vibrant, and it almost made people wonder if she was going to leave the earth and fly to the moon in the next moment......
"It's decided! I'm going to start a club! ”
Galadia and Koyamada sighed in unison, revealing expressions of "I knew this was the case".
"There are a lot of formalities involved in forming a club, right?" Kasuga walked around the activity room like a lion patrolling the territory, thinking about related matters, and it didn't take long for her to start giving orders, "Kazuya, just now Koyamada said that the student council president, Tomoyo Sakagami, is also a member of the drama department, and a former minister, right?" ”
"That's right, but Sakagami is a very old-fashioned ......"
"After all, acquaintances are easier to talk to, you go to her to talk to her, and implement the registration of our club as soon as possible."
"'We' community?" I found Haruhi's words hard to understand—each word was clear when separated, but when they were combined by Haruhi's mouth, they became as obscure as the spell of an African wizard, "What the hell are you talking about?" I'm a member of the drama club, and this is the activity room of the drama club! ”
"Although I don't want to have a few more oil bottles - after all, I can't guarantee that I will have the spare power to protect a group of helpless young people in the event of an emergency, which is sure to happen, but since I have taken over the activity room, then I am indeed obliged to complete your resettlement work, and I can't let the drama department sleep on the streets......"
Feed...... Why were we kicked out of the activity room? Also, who gave you the go-ahead to take over our room?
"So I decided to form my club on the basis of the original drama department!" Haruhi looked at a group of "weak" teenagers with a compassionate gaze comparable to that of a Buddha, "You should be my first subordinates!" ”
"I have my own club." Koyamada smiled wryly and said, "I'm from the Literature and Art Department." ”
"So better." Kasuga replied very dryly, "Merge the art department as well, anyway, this activity room is big, enough for you to read." And as a powerful organization, in addition to those of us who go out to handle all kinds of occult affairs, we do need some logistics personnel who are responsible for housekeeping......"
"I'm against it!" Galadia let out a loud shout, interrupting Kasuga's delusions, "I'm also a member of the Drama Department, and I have the right to question the decisions of the Drama Department—and most importantly, who gave you the go-ahead to occupy our activity room?" ”
"The head of the drama department is Nagato Yuhiko, and the members of the department are me, Kazuya, and Sakagami Tomoyo, Nagato is not there at all, and neither Sakagami nor I will agree to your rude request, even if you confuse Kazuya with that insignificant beauty, he has no right to make decisions for the entire drama department!"
For a while, between the two girls, an astonishing coercion erupted.
I'm starting to understand a little bit why Haruhi Mikiti is so jealous of Galadia......
"Hmph...... You have a point...... "It's incredible, the first to give in was actually the spring day who went her own way, she didn't know what she thought of, and as soon as she changed the momentum of the saber rattling just now, she suddenly became angry, "To decide the future fate of an organization, of course, you should discuss it with the leader of the organization, there is no need to entangle with the little minions." ”
With that, she rushed out of the activity room and disappeared lightning around the corner of the stairs at a speed comparable to that of a world champion in the stairs.
"He's gone to find Yuhiko." I sighed, "Probably going to hit the nail, Yuhiko looks harmless, but he's actually a very stubborn person, and he won't give up the drama department." ”
"Let her touch the nails!" Galadia was still indignant, "Who does she think she is?" Finger-pointing ...... Why should we listen to her! ”
"She's a god." Koyamada reminded him, "You can recreate the world with a single thought." ”
"So what! Big deal she's sending us back! Galadia didn't mean to budge in the slightest, "But as long as I'm here for a day, don't want to be reckless with this wayward woman!" ”
I wisely chose silence.
Do you want to tell her that Haruhi Suzumiya will be my future wife?
…… I'm going to be killed......
But who is Galadia? Back then, she was able to turn the Great Sword Island upside down alone, almost destroyed the Starf Organization as a mere warrior, and completed the great feat that the three abysses could not do, it was too difficult to hide something in front of her!
When I saw Galadia smiling and sending Koyamada away, then closing the door of the activity room with graceful movements, and walking towards me with a smile, I couldn't help but feel the urge to run away.
As the saying goes, people don't do bad things, knock on the door in the middle of the night and don't be shocked, but what if you do bad things?
"I've lived on the island of the Great Sword for twenty-four years." Galadia spoke, but what she said didn't seem to have anything to do with Kasuga, "The island of Great Sword is still basically medieval, and because of the collapse of religion and the rampant demons, the ratio of men and women is not balanced - in general, there are many more girls than boys. Therefore, a man marries several wives only to see if he can support him, and is not bound by laws or traditions. ”
I know this, when I first heard Rakki say that he "liked both" of Gunia and Priscilla, Galadia said it once.
But why is she saying this now?
Could it be ......
I feel that my nasal mucosa has a tendency to become congested......
Wing...... Double fei...... The Great Sleep Together...... Harem......
Discordant words floated from my mind, shouting with teeth and claws, and dancing in a line to dance the samba.
"But!" Galadia's tone suddenly cooled, and her expression also took a 180-degree turn, and in an instant, she jumped directly from the enthusiastic and charming August to the freezing January, "I hate deception! ”
Yes? Deceit? I didn't lie to her about anything......
"You knew Haruhi Suzumiya last year, right? Mr. John Smith! Galadia didn't give me room to answer, and asked non-stop, "And when we met, it was in August last year - but you never told me that you already have a sweetheart!" ”
"In your opinion, I'm just a stupid girl who hasn't seen the world, and I can fool Chuang by fooling around casually, right?"
"I don't have it......"
"So, do you think that I'm just a half-human, half-demon monster from the feudal era, with no culture and no human rights, so it's impossible to be naturalized at all, just play, it's not worth taking seriously, right?"
"Hey...... Please, don't think about it casually......"
So why? You've known each other for a long time—but you didn't tell me last time! ”
"No matter how much I don't do anything to a junior high school student, I won't do it!"
"So before Lori was raised, I was a substitute, right?"
Oh my! Why could she think of directions that had nothing to do with her?
Heaven and earth conscience, I really don't mean that!
When a woman drills the tip of the horns, it is really unreasonable, and the more beautiful the woman, the more serious the degree of unreasonableness.
Galadia is the best proof of this, her beauty is staggering, and her incomprehensibility is just as amazing.
No matter how I explain it, she just doesn't believe it.
At first, she was still angry and quarreled with me, but then she didn't even quarrel, just sat in the corner and cried silently.
The more this happens, the more uncomfortable I become—I'd rather she draw her sword and fight me, even if it slashes me......
Just as I was spinning around helplessly like an ant on a hot pan, Galadia suddenly stopped crying.
She took out her phone and talked to someone about "Nai Mei Sacred Mountain", "Colonization", "Limba" and the like, and then for some reason she became angry and smashed her phone to pieces.
Before I could ask why, she had already jumped out of the window and turned into a meteor and flew away into the sky.
I was left dumbfounded, standing stupidly in the empty activity room.
Perhaps, I should be grateful to the guy who made Galadia angry......
With a sigh and tools, I set about cleaning up the room.
Just now, when Galadia was in a frenzy, the powerful electricity tore up some of the clutter in the classroom, and now the ground is full of debris, and it is a mess.
No way, this is what I provoked, who will clean if I don't clean?
As a result, as soon as the activity room was cleaned up, Haruhi came over with Xuko and Yuhiko.
"Huh? What about the tall foreign woman just now? And what about my scheduled subordinate No. 2? Kasuga muttered with some dissatisfaction, "I actually escaped from the battle, and I must pay the bill when I get to the next party!" ”
Next party? What are you talking about?
"It's okay, you're the same anyway." Kasuga quickly adjusted his mood and said with a smile, "I have convinced the current head of the drama department, Nagato-san, that he has agreed to merge the drama department into our club. ”
Yes? Yuhiko would actually agree? How can it be!
I looked at Yuhiko suspiciously, only to find that he was rarely not reading or in a daze, but staring at Xuzi with more focused eyes than when he was reading.
Under his gaze, Kyoko looked uncomfortable, and she tried to twist her body to hide behind Haruhi and avoid Yuhiko's undisguised gaze, but Haruhi firmly grasped her skirt, making it impossible for her to escape.
As a result, Xuzi's face became redder and redder, and in the end he had become like a ripe apple—watery, and people couldn't help but want to take a bite.
This girl seems to be really funny!
Kasuga is really powerful, and he actually knocked down Yuhiko with a beauty trick - okay, this is obviously a good thing for Yuhiko!
"By the way, I've always forgotten to ask one thing." When I left the activity room, I suddenly remembered a very important question, "Kasuga, what is the name of our club?" ”
"Haha! I've had a really great name in mind! After successfully annexing the drama department, Haruhi laughed very cheerfully, raised his right hand violently, and loudly announced with a movement similar to that of a great man giving a speech, "Our club is called 'Suzumiya Kasuga Troupe, abbreviated as SOS Troupe, which makes the world more lively!'" ’”
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Chase the waves held a fanart contest.
Although I think it might turn into a brush war, but there is such a love thing as the fandom, and I must support it!
So I sent the book to Chase the Waves as well – not yet, of course.
I'm looking forward to the emergence of fanfiction works like "Moon Hime", "Dongfang" and "Chilling Cicada" in China - even if I didn't write it!
Because, as a reader, it is also a very happy thing to see such a work come out.
Although, it seems that there is still a long way off......
By the way, it was updated earlier today, right?
Then by the way, bad news.
In the next few days, we have important inspections in our unit, and I have to be responsible for a lot of things.
Okay, that's it, good night everyone.