"I don't know why, there are several playgrounds in the school: of course, the big playground doesn't need me to introduce, the training ground dedicated to the track and field club you just saw, and the playground in front of it is used by the men's baseball club and the women's softball club in turn - but it's a little dangerous here, you should be careful. "As I introduced the playground in front of me, I carefully surveyed the ground around me to see if there were any hidden traps or mines.www.biquge.info

Because Chidori was a member of the women's softball club, Sosuke Sagara, who was always overly nervous, laid a lot of powerful traps around this small playground, and also planted some improved mines that were not fatal, but could ensure that the enemy would have to stay in the hospital for several weeks after stepping on them, even if he was repeatedly reprimanded and beaten by Chidori for this, he had no intention of repenting.

"Xiao Yao's safety is the first sequence of tasks, and I will try my best to prevent all possible dangers!"

I have to say, this sentence is really imposing - if he didn't have a few Bikachu Band-Aids on his face at the time.

As I remembered these events, Galadia had already turned her gaze to the grass.

"Kazuya," she whispered, "Is there a candid camera maniac in this school?" ”

Should...... No, right......

A muffled pervert flashed in my mind.

Although Galadia's scanning ability is very powerful, that guy's stealth technology has reached an incredible level, and it is said that it will not be detected......

As a result, I was so distracted that I almost couldn't stop the tip of Galadya's claw shot at Sousuke.

Ha...... It's dangerous...... A few centimeters less will kill you......

Hey? What is this round piece of metal under my feet?

Rumble!

"Galadia, I've changed my mind - go kill him! Slicing or chopping sauce is fine! I raise my hands in favor! ”

Unfortunately, Galadia is different from me, an anime idiot, who quickly recognizes Sosuke Sagara, an important character in "Full Metal Mania", and immediately understands the enthusiasm of the other party's "bodyguard" who has reached the realm of perversion, and most importantly - even if she wants to kill Sousuke, she has to wait for him to come back.

After discovering that Sousuke had planted mines everywhere again, the angry Chidori wielded a paper fan of astonishing strength that had been conjured out of nowhere, and with a single blow, Sousuke turned into a star in the sky.

Brother Sousuke, why do I think you're moving closer to the stupid Haruhara?

I remember that in the past, that guy from Yohei Haruhara, who always didn't know whether he was alive or dead, provoked Tomoyo Sakagami, who was the top powerhouse among ordinary people, but every time he was kicked into the air by the gorgeous Bailie's foot and turned into a star several times......

It's really strange, why is he just an ordinary person, why did he always suffer a small skin injury after being hit so horribly?

This terrifying ability to resist attacks has surpassed the limits of "will" or "talent", and it should be called "Haruhara's immortal body......

Belch...... I thought of a strange place again......

By the time I was thinking about it again, Galadia had become friends with Chidori, and the two women were chattering and exchanging inexplicable content, leaving me as a tour guide behind.

Luckily, Chidori had to go back to the club eventually, so Galadia quickly ended the conversation and continued to walk with me - oh, to get acquainted with the campus environment and the clubs with their personalities.

……

"This is a sparrow club - don't ask me why the school would allow this kind of club to exist, I think playing mahjong is at least more in line with the normal aesthetic than looking for paranormal events all day."

"That's because these mahjong girls are cute, right?"

"I'm not interested in little girls."

……

"This is a light music club, and since the Sakura Taka Light Music Club became famous, it has been very popular for girls to form a light music club, but our school is a little bit special......"

"What's so special? Is it particularly cute? ”

"No—they actually like to rock 'n' roll."

“…… Rock? Is this light music? ”

"You ask me, who do I ask...... It's all because Sakagami is so good at talking......"

……

"Over there, the New World Discovery Department."

"Nothing else?"

"It seems that they are not active today, so there is really no excitement to watch for the time being."

"Is there any excitement to watch?"

"Yes, Minister Eishiro Morikata often conducts glider experiments, although he always falls to the street."

"When you say glider test, do you mean the white hair who is debugging the glider on the roof?"

"Huh? It turns out that he has already started tossing today...... Here it comes! ”

"You flew well...... Retract the preamble......"

"This guy seems to be a traverser too, but I don't know what he's thinking - could it be that he's just here to play with the glider?"

"Don't underestimate him, although he doesn't have a lot of energy in his body, but in terms of physical strength alone, it's close to our level - when he landed just now, he actually rolled over and landed on both feet - although then he fell on his stomach."

"Wow! I used to think he was just a simple fool......"

“…… Do you have a position to say that about others? A guy with muscles in his head! ”

……

"It's a kendo club over there, and although I don't know what the members of the club are almost all women, but kendo is really a good sport......

"Boredom ......"

“…… Yes, I forgot that you have been practicing swordsmanship for decades, and those people's swordsmanship is certainly nothing to you - are you interested in working part-time as a swordsmanship instructor? Maybe they'll make it to the national competition! ”

"What's in it for me? Will the school cafeteria give me free food for a year? ”

“…… It doesn't seem possible ......"

"Let's go to the next club."

……

"Ministry of Astronomy."

"That's too much to say!"

"I'm sorry, but I don't know what they do, because I can't see them during the day."

"Won't this be deposed?"

"When Sakagami approached their minister, they replied that the Astronomy Club was supposed to be active at night – or to buy professional equipment that could also observe the stars during the day."

"Can you observe the stars during the day? You're talking about the observatory! ”

"Almost...... Anyway, the amount was so huge that Sakagami, who had planned to persuade the Astronomical Department to change his work and rest time, gave up his efforts. ”

"Are there any traversers in this department?"

"I'm not impressed, I'll have to ask Kosuke Tsuchiya, he's in charge of the registration and contact of the traverser."

"Forget it...... It's none of my business. ”

……

"This is - Liangtian, why don't you go to training?"

"What else are you training, Akagi, that stupid big man, quarreled with the freshmen, and now he wants to duel!"

"Huh? Duel? ”

"Is the other party a freshman named Sakuragi Hanamichi?"

"Huh? Is that redhead famous? Even international students from Greece know about him......"

“…… You are also famous, the genius defender Ryota Miyagi. ”

"Thanks for the compliment! Thanks for the compliment! ”

"It's the first time I've been praised by a beautiful woman, right?"

"yes, I've only had the experience of being rejected by girls before-and you, can't you keep me in a good mood for a while?"

"I'm sorry, but I've long been used to basing my happiness on other people's pain."

"It's really ...... carelessly"

"By the way, did the basketball team recruit any outstanding freshmen this year?"

"There's a guy named Rukawa Kaede, the technique is very comprehensive, and the most rare thing is that the ball sense is first-class, and he is indeed a genius! However, his physical fitness is a little poor, and he is now working his fitness. ”

"Is Rukawa Kaede physically poor? I remember he was the pillar of the basketball team at Fuqiu Middle School. ”

"Wow! This guy is so famous? So famous that you have heard in Greece that he is very good at basketball? ”

"I didn't hear about his ...... in Greece"

"Okay, you can talk about the small talk later, Ryota, Akagi is fighting with others, aren't you going to help? That guy is big, but it's not just about being big. ”

"They're competing in basketball, do you think that humanoid monster in Akagi will lose to a layman?"

"Layman? Why do laymen compete with you in basketball? Is he brain-dead? ”

“…… I remember that this one was called Sakuragi Hanamichi, and it did seem to be a bit brain-dead. ”

"Wow! He's so brain-dead that he's world-famous—he's screaming all of a sudden? ”

"Maybe Akagi is gone."

“…… Wow!!! Galadya, you ...... Are you a superpower? So far away -- and so many people -- you can see what is going on over there! ”

"I just have good eyesight, and my friends used to call me 'God's Eye'."

"'Vision'? Kindness! The real deal! Your eyesight can only be described as 'divine eye'! ”

"Ryota--aren't you going to stop Akagi? Anyone who uses violence in public may be banned. ”

"Ahh I forgot...... Sorry, I have to go...... Akagi-senpai, calm down, calm down! Fights will result in a ban! ”

“…… Who do you think will win? ”

"I don't know basketball...... However, I think it's Sakuragi, so I have a vague impression......"

"It's so rare that there are things that even you know......"

"Don't tell me to be like a Martian!"

"Haha, Uesugi-san, isn't your nickname 'Martian'!"

"You nerd, why don't you stay in the literary club and run out?"

"Ryomiya-san is touring one club after another, and I'm afraid that she will watch the Chinese Art Club and launch a forcible seizure plan, so General Tie will keep the door open during this time - I believe she will not be interested in the small activity room that is empty but piled up with a large number of books."

"Suzumiya-san? Is it Haruhi Suzumiya? ”

"yes, oh, you just transferred to another school, you didn't attend the opening ceremony, and she was in the limelight at the opening ceremony!"

"I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are aliens, people from the future, people from other worlds, or people with superpowers, just come to me! ”

"Haha! You remember that, too! ”

"How could I forget such a classic line?"

"So, are there any aliens, futurists, otherworldly people, or superpowers among you?"

Ice.

I struggled to turn around, only to see Kasuga standing two or three paces behind us, looking at us expectantly.

"Ah He, is this your friend?" For some reason, Galadia suddenly spoke to me in a very affectionate tone, "It's so outward, why don't you introduce us to it?" ”

Feed...... I know that the greatsword warriors have been trained in all kinds of manners, from nobles to wandering warblers, but why did you suddenly switch to intimate mode? It's not that I don't like it, it's just that it's a little too sudden......

"yes, I'm also looking forward to meeting a few more people who are interested in aliens, futurists, otherworldly people, and superpowers." Haruhi didn't seem to notice the change in Galadia's attitude, and still said to me in a familiar tone, "Kazuya, you're really not interesting, obviously I said that Xiangbei was very interesting that night, but I've been around for a long time, and I haven't seen an interesting club." ”

"That night?" Galadia keenly grasped an inconsequential word.

"It's the night of last year's Tanabata - haven't I talked to you about it?"

I don't know why, but I felt like the air around me was starting to fill with electric light again.

Koyamada's face turned pale, and he looked left and right for a while, and finally offered the "method of changing the topic".

"By the way, we're talking about clubs—Ryomiya-san, what clubs have you joined?"

"All."

"All? None of them are interesting? ”

"Nope." Kasuga replied very dryly, "Not at all!" ”

"I thought it would be better when I went to high school, but I didn't think that it would be the same as the compulsory education era, and nothing has changed at all. It seems that I went to the wrong school - Kazuya, you have to take responsibility! ”

Please, please don't say that again, the air around Galadia is ionizing, don't you see?

"It's just other societies, at least the New World Discovery Department is very distinctive......"

"It's just a paranoid albino who can't help himself, squandering what little life he has left, doing a simple game that has long been played badly, do you think it's the nineteenth century? It's already the 21st century, and human beings have already landed on the moon, and in this era, they still play with gliders-" Kasuga did not continue to criticize harshly, but only put on a very disdainful look.

"So...... I remember that there was a paranormal phenomenon research club in the school. Koyamada smiled wryly and brought up a new topic.

"I've been there, but it's just a bunch of mystic fanatics. Do you think you put a plate upside down on a piece of paper with a fifty-syllable diagram written on it, or tell a ghost story in the middle of the night...... Is there any fun in this kind of behavior? ”

They weren't just fanatical, they actually summoned a low-level demon last semester, although they were slashed by Xana passing by in less than ten seconds......

"But that's how life is...... "I think life is good now." ”

"It's just because you've been corrupted by ordinary reality!" Kasuga sneered and did not hesitate to deny Koyamada's state of life, "There are no ideals, no passion, no adventure and struggle—what's the point of such a life?" There are six billion people on the planet living like this, would you like to be one of them, at least not for me! ”

"Alas...... Why hasn't there been any such excitement as students disappearing one by one, or teachers being killed in a classroom that forms a secret room? ”

Do you want someone else to die for your stimulation? As a goddess, your attitude is a bit scary......

"Actually, it's not like there haven't been murders in our school......" Koyamada said thoughtfully, "it was last summer......

No way! Manta Koyamada! You mouthy bastard!

Looking at the glowing eyes of Kasuga and feeling the increasingly heavy murderous aura of Galadia, I couldn't help but curse Koyamada, who seemed to be loyal and gossipy, in my heart.

I curse you for eating instant noodles all your life without a seasoning packet!

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I don't have anything to say.

Because it was cold, my fingers were almost frozen.

So, good night.