As I said, there are actually things in this world that are more terrifying than seeing a monster in broad daylight - that is, there is a fairy standing next to the monster! And when you open the door and see them standing side by side, they all tilt their heads to look at you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's like a silent picture.

Nezha's face is solemn, and Su Daji's years are quiet.

The two of them stood there silently, lined with the faint light of the warehouse, the small narrow "corridor" separated by wooden planks on both sides, the uneven concrete floor on the floor, the mottled background wall, and the greenery on the windowsill......

What a romance novel!

If I didn't know their identities, if it weren't for Nezha's height and Su Daji's mismatch, I really wanted to take out my mobile phone to take pictures of this scene.

It's a pity that the other party is Nezha and Su Daji, as long as I think of the situation that they don't deal with in various versions of "Fengshen Bang", and even in the "Legend of the Fengshen" movie, which is known as the king of bad movies, Nezha and Su Daji don't deal with each other, I vaguely feel that something big will happen.

But now, the two of them are actually standing together, and they still look a little dazed when they see Nezha?

What the heck? Could it be that Su Daji had already opened his mouth to ask him that sentence? Poisoning children? I can't help but want to see Nezha's embarrassment.

"Little brother, do you think I'm beautiful? Well? Suda had spoken. She said it to me.

As soon as I opened my mouth, it was as if the whole world had changed its nature, and Xiao Hei and I behind me who were curiously looking out became crotch coverers in an instant.

I also glanced at Nezha in my busy schedule, Nezha was still at a loss, looking at me and Xiao Hei, and then at Su Daji, he looked stupid and really looked like a person who didn't know the world!

Eh, he's embarrassed to see me and Blackie, right?

Probably thinking that Su Daji had performed some kind of magic on me and Xiao Hei just now, Nezha tentatively hesitated and asked me, "Is she a demon?" ”

I nodded, then shook my head, "She's just like you, she only stays with me for a while and then leaves. ”

"A year?" Nezha spread his hands: "Lao Wang told me, we immortals can only stay for a while, I chose a year, but Lao Wang did not approve, he said that my adolescence may take several years." ”

"It may take her a little longer, or she may go back to the fairy world with a banging on her head." I tried to recall some of the medical descriptions of "amnesia", but I don't know how, and after I said it, I always felt a strong taste of romance dramas.

Even, my heart flashed with countless romance dramas in which the male protagonist lost his memory, all kinds of fetters, all kinds of separation, and then twisted and melted together again.

Well, maybe it might be better to bring in the King of the Rings to restore her memory.

I was thinking about wandering, and suddenly I felt that someone had touched me, and when I turned around, it was Xiao Hei.

He was sweating profusely and stabbing me in the back, and when I turned around, he whispered, "Brother Nan, I'll go back first." ”

I realized: "If you have something in the store, you can use it." ”

Xiao Hei said twice, turned around and left quietly.

I said solemnly, "You two, on my turf, no fighting!" Whoever provokes trouble first will come from wherever he goes! I repeat, I'm the master here! ”

"Little brother, do you think I'm beautiful?"

Me: "......"

I bent over and withdrew.

Before leaving, I found that Nezha didn't seem to be affected by Su Daji at all, and still looked at me blankly and embarrassed, until I turned a corner and couldn't see him anymore.

I was mad, and I wandered around my little shop helplessly like a cat that couldn't find a mate.

I found that I couldn't communicate with my clients at all. They can kill me in an instant with any skill, but I don't have the means to restrain them.

When I was helplessly turning the fifth or sixth lap, Nezha walked out.

He looked puzzled at me with my pants pulling on the pennant and walked around, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at me "there" and asked me, "Big brother, do you have any treasures hidden there?" ”

I tugged at it without changing my face: "You don't know what this place is?" ”

Nezha sat on the chair: "Since becoming a lotus root person, I have forgotten what it looks like in many places, and I don't have a heartbeat, I don't believe you touch it." ”

Me: "......" I finally know why Nezha is not afraid of Su Daji's "flattery" - this is the origin of that witty saying: How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going to the green building!

Oh, Nezha, please forgive me for laughing unkindly......

In the next second, Nezha's poisonous tongue stunned me: "That little brother just now seems to be more poisoned than you, he will be fine, right?" As he spoke, he reached out and gestured at his crotch.

I was dumbfounded, and only after a while did I say, "Where did you learn so badly, this child?" ”

Nezha innocently asked, "What loss?" ”

How does this allow me to explain to a "pure child" in his fifteenth?

I had no choice but to touch Nezha's heartbeat, and when I didn't have time to feel the heartbeat when I touched my hand, Daji pushed open the door and walked out......

That night, I explained for a long, long time that I was just curious about what it was like to not have a heartbeat, but Suda just looked at me blankly without saying anything.

That night I lay in bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep. When I fell asleep, I even had a dream that no one believed my sexuality no matter how I explained it to anyone.

I was woken up by myself.

It was still dark, but it was already past 4 o'clock. I got up and opened the door, and at first glance I saw a figure sitting on the steps outside the store.

It looks very much like the "old king" in Nezha's mouth, that is, the old man who lied to me and only became "". I couldn't get angry, and I raised my foot and kicked him hard.

"Oops!" The other party was obviously kicked and hurt, and when I looked back, I took a look at the bright lights in the store, Mom, it's not "Lao Wang"!

When the other party looked at me, he was stunned for a moment, and then his face was full of joy: "Big brother, your store is finally open!" I've been waiting for most of the night, and I'm afraid you won't open the door. ”