Chapter 7: The Morning Guest (Part II)
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I think any store manager is happy.
But then, the person I kicked asked suspiciously, "Well, I'm sorry to ask, is there a woman in the store?" Who is she? I want to see her. ”
By the time I heard that, I realized something.
Sudaji! It must have been the stack of money she had earned before!
I don't know what happened in that short period of time to make her 10,000 dollars, but I know now.
"I'm sorry, she's not from my shop, and ...... She's gone. I lied, and then fooled: "She's not my wife, she's not my girlfriend, you see, you don't even have a chance to cuckold me." ”
The man I kicked looked at me suspiciously and left.
I turned, opened the door, sorted the shelves, and got ready for the day.
At this time, the sky was already dark, I stretched, washed my hands and face and brushed my teeth, tidied up my clothes, and went out to buy breakfast.
When I walked back with soy milk fritters, I saw a long queue in front of my small health care store from a distance, and it was all men!
The most disgusting thing to me is that each of these men is looking forward to it, with excitement on their faces - like many of the actors in those films, without any hint of it.
"I'm relying on me, I'm relying on me, I'm relying on me! Is this a queue to cuckold me? "I think of Su Daji in the store. Although I still don't have a "formal relationship" with her, I am a man who puts up a small flag in front of her, and I resolutely do not allow other men to touch her!
I ran to the front of the store with fried dough sticks and soy milk, and when I was about to drill inside, I was so surprised that I was stopped by someone......
"I'm the head of this shop! I'm the boss! I'm the store manager! I jumped and shouted, but in front of me was a tall man of 1.9 meters, and I jumped less than his shoulders.
The man who stopped me raised his index finger and shook his smile disdainfully: "It's useless, they've used all of your tricks." ”
I turned my head to see several people bowing their heads in shame.
"I'm really from this store, didn't you see me carrying soy milk fritters?" I waved the morning in my hand.
"I'm still carrying buns. It's useless! If you want to see beautiful women, you have to queue! The other buddy hehehe, raised the plastic bag in his hand, and his expression was as obscene as he was, but he was still proud.
I was speechless for a moment.
Half an hour later, I sat cross-legged and ate breakfast on the spot.
The sun had risen very high, and those who were sunning had no strength. Half of the fritters in my hand have been eaten by me, and soy milk is drunk as water. I looked at the nearby door of the store, and a glimmer of hope rose in my heart - the same hope I had when I was catching the Spring Festival train.
Back then, I squeezed into the car with all the strength of the wilderness.
And now, when I look inside my little shop, I suddenly feel that I have nothing to love.
There were 8 rows of black in the store, taking on the shape of a "snake", and the tail was thrown outside the store, which is the line I was arranging. As a rough estimate, there were probably 50 men in front of me waiting with their necks stretched out - I guess the people in the store thought the sun outside was too poisonous, so they squeezed into the store desperately.
By the way, I'm almost sunburned......
One of my buddies had already left because of the urgency to urinate, and the team immediately closed the gap again. When the guy came back, he had to queue up again in frustration.
And what's even more terrifying is that I don't know what it is, and some people who don't know the truth about eating melons have also begun to line up curiously, including the uncle who exercises in the morning, the eldest brother who has just gotten off work at night, and even Aunt Li and Aunt Zhang on the next street who love to take advantage of the return from grocery shopping.
I saw the two of them looking around for a while, and suddenly pointed at me and shouted, "Eh! Nanqing, isn't this your store? Why are you queuing? ”
I'm blushing, what can I say? I said I was the store manager, the owner, and the clerk...... Anyway, I don't believe anything, just let me line up honestly.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Aunt Li in the back asked Aunt Zhang suspiciously, "Is it Xiao Li?" Why didn't he speak? Didn't you hear that? This is his store, right? What does he sell? Oh, health supplements, right? ”
Aunt Zhang nodded, and said in a rough voice: "Yes, it's a promotion inside, right?" I'll look around and see what the bargains are. Anyway, there are so many people, and everyone is not afraid of being embarrassed. ”
As he spoke, a man rushed out of the store. Aunt Zhang only glanced at it and covered her eyes, "Mommy" - but the fingers betrayed her sullen heart deeply.
The man was full of excitement, and regardless of the small flag erected between the crotch, he ran directly to the east, and after getting into a small car, he was gone.
"Tsk, it's claimed to be more useful than viagra, and now he's satisfied." I heard someone say that.
I also heard Aunt Zhang and Aunt Li muttering, and it didn't take long for me to bring in Uncle Li, who was almost old, and Uncle Zhang, who was half a hundred, with excitement on their faces.
When the two gentlemen listened to the dictation and paraphrasing of the crowd in the queue at a loss, and after I don't know how many times the story has been artistically processed, the two "dead wood in spring" began to line up in good spirits!
I wanted to cry and shout again without tears: "I am the store manager!" Let me in! ”
The 1.9-meter-old man in front of me was still holding his arms and looking at me coldly, baring his white teeth and smiling.
Then, I heard a voice that sounded like heaven: "Eh! Brother Nanqing, why are you outside? Come on in! ”
It's Nezha!
For the first time, I felt that I was moved by someone I deeply disliked!
I climbed through the sea of people, climbed over the mountains and mountains, and finally came to the depths of a paradise...... Oh no, I finally got to the place where I used to be at the cash register, and I felt my heart beat faster and my blood pressure went up just by looking at it.
The table is full of money!
1, 5, 10, 20, 50, 100...... I even saw a few dollar bills!
"How can there be so much money?" I think I've stuttered for the first time in my life, but in fact I've stuttered many times since I met the gods and monsters......
Nezha shrugged: "I don't know." ”
Su Daji: "Little brother, do you think I'm beautiful?" ”
"Poof!" There was a chuckle, and then the nearest eldest brother suddenly bent down, took a handful of money from his trouser pocket and threw it on the table, and immediately rushed out of my small shop.
I'm going crazy!
Su Daji's words are killed!