Chapter 11: The Armstrong Roundabout Accelerates the Reappearance of the Jet Armstrong Cannon
It doesn't seem to be very good, is it going to rain?
"Next, I will broadcast today's weather forecast for you, today's weather is, sunny ......"
Although the sky looks overcast, is the weather forecast still reporting a sunny day?
So is it cloudy or sunny? Or will it rain again in a moment?
Maybe everyone wonders why they are so obsessed with the weather?
Everyone knows that if it's a sunny day, there's no need to bring an umbrella to school. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
However, if it rains, it can be difficult to bring an umbrella, so it is necessary to see what the weather will be like in the future.
It's time to use the power that dwells in my right eye - to foresee the future.
Since the future is constantly changing, I don't have a lot of control over this ability.
However, this ability is still handy if you just want to see how the weather will change.
So, what is the weather like today?
Oh see, it's ...... weather today
Local meteorite rain, azimuth azimuth asteroid rain, ?
Are you kidding!
In my foreknowledge, a massive asteroid broke through the protection of the atmosphere and slammed straight into my position.
Am I doing something wrong?
No, no, no, even if this asteroid hits me, it won't kill me, and the only consequence it can do is to explode the magma in the earth's body with a single punch.
The sky was covered with volcanic ash, and the ice age came early, and humanity became extinct.
Well, that's my turn, isn't it?
The so-called Superman, so what exactly is Superman?
Isn't it someone who protects humanity and fights against all kinds of evil forces?
No, it is more appropriate to protect one's own living environment than to protect human beings.
In order for my life not to be disturbed, I had to solve this asteroid in space, which is hundreds of thousands of kilometers away from the earth.
When I broke through the atmosphere, my clothes couldn't stand the disintegration, and if there was a satellite photograph, I would see a naked pervert break through the atmosphere and fly out.
Thank me, humans, for saving you, but you all owe me my life.
I didn't smash an asteroid with a single blow, knowing that even asteroid debris could be a deadly threat to the Earth below.
So the method I chose was - I kick!
Change the trajectory of the asteroid a little, and it will pass by the Earth, and as for where it will fly, it has nothing to do with me.
Therefore, today's weather will neither rain nor meteorites, it will be a sunny day!
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Ethslav, another advanced civilization within the galaxy.
Today is the annual celebration day of the Ezslavs, but a huge asteroid has come out of nowhere and made a close contact with the Ezslav at a speed of 100,000 kilometers per hour.
"Boom" - Ethslav was destroyed.
"Damn, where the hell did the asteroid come from, why didn't the space station predict it!"
At this time, the remaining Ezslavs gathered in the spaceship and fled into space.
"It's strange, this asteroid seems to be Ringing Lion 2, its original trajectory should have collided with the Earth, why did it fly through the Earth to us?"
"No, it didn't pass through the Earth, it was artificially altered."
"Damn earthlings, they actually resorted to such insidious means, so does that mean that they have already discovered our location without us knowing?"
"Revenge! For the sake of the home planet, we have to kill all the earthlings, and then occupy the earth as our second home planet. ”
"Yo Si! Easy locks! ”
Countless ships are heading in the direction of Earth.
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The weather doesn't seem to be good today, is it going to rain?
"Next, I will broadcast today's weather forecast for you, today's weather is, sunny ......"
Although the sky looks overcast, is the weather forecast still reporting a sunny day?
So is it cloudy or sunny? Or will it rain again in a moment?
(Are you struggling with such a question again?) )
……
So, let's take a look at it using the ability to predict the future.
Since the future is constantly changing, I don't have a lot of control over this ability.
However, this ability is still handy if you just want to see how the weather will change.
So, what is the weather like today?
Oh see, it's ...... weather today
Local alien spaceship, alien battleship in a specific direction, ?
Are you kidding!
In my foreknowledge, a giant alien fleet broke through the protection of the atmosphere, and then they released a lot of Gundam, which sprinkled from the sky like dandruff, destroyed cities, killed human beings, and arrogantly acted as if they were in a no-man's land.
Well, that's my turn, isn't it?
The so-called Superman, so what exactly is Superman?
Isn't it someone who protects humanity and fights against all kinds of evil forces?
No, it is more appropriate to protect one's own living environment than to protect human beings.
In order not to disturb my life, I had to deal with this alien fleet in space, which is hundreds of thousands of kilometers away from the earth.
"What's that!"
"A naked earthling, oh my God, has the earthlings mastered the technology of walking naked in space?"
"So, why naked! What's the point of walking naked in space! ”
"Whatever he is naked, anyway, attack me! Not a single earthling can stay! ”
Countless lasers came at me, but without exception, they were absorbed into my body.
"What's going on, is this guy a monster? Why doesn't the attack work? ”
As more and more lasers were absorbed, my body began to show changes, and 6 pairs of light wings appeared behind me.
"It's time to show my ultimate form."
As a war weapon made by a super civilization, I have always kept running at a low energy, but once I return to the war environment, by absorbing the energy of various weapons, my war form will be triggered again.
As you can see, the light wings behind it are nothing more than beautiful decorations, and the truly lethal weapon is the 'Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Cannon' under my crotch, at this time, it has raised its head gratifyingly, and it exudes a strange brilliance like the main gun of a battleship!
"Could that be the Armstrong Boom? Is it the existence that ranks first in the universe's ultimate weapon spectrum? ”
"Who the hell is that naked pervert!"
"Anyway, get out of here, the Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon is a super-conventional weapon that claims to be able to destroy a galaxy! It's been completely sealed by the Cosmic Alliance! ”
"Want to run?" The Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Cannon was already full of energy, and as I pressed my crotch, a huge pillar of light was swept out by me like a laser sword.
"Boom, boom, boom!" In this way, the dense galactic fleet has become a scum floating in the universe.
"Hahahaha-"
Ahh
I see, have I run out of energy?
"Smack" I slammed to the ground.
I looked at the alarm clock, and it was only 6 o'clock.
"What, is it a dream?"