Chapter 12: Superman High School Student and Author
"The sports day has passed. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"yes, it's a shame that I didn't get the first place."
"I didn't expect the three people in the all-round group to be so strong, it's like monsters."
"If it weren't for the guy who appeared out of nowhere...... Maybe it's the first place. ”
Three people in the all-round group? Are you talking about me and those two fools?
The key question is, am I broken? Why am I completely unimpressed by what they said?
"This kind of thing is common."
"It's like I've written a chapter or something."
So, what the hell are you two talking about?
"Because you see, isn't the title of Chapter 10 'Superman High School and Sports Day 1'? It stands to reason that there will be 'Superman High School Students and Sports Day 2'. ”
"yes, so why is Chapter 11 titled That Armstrong...... Or something? ”
"It's the 'Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Boom Gun', this is a famous anti-galaxy cannon during the Space War. Ah, to get back to the point, as for why there is no 'Superman High School Student and Sports Day 2', it must have been forgotten by the author when uploading. ”
"Huh?"
"Because each chapter is a small story, it doesn't matter if you pass on one less or one more or spread it randomly."
"Is that so?"
“……”
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(Actually, because I suddenly didn't want to write when I wrote 'Superman High School Students and Sports Day 2'.,So I took the outline of the next chapter and wrote a chapter and uploaded it.,I used to take 'Because each chapter is a small story.,Spread one less or one more or pass it randomly.,In fact, it doesn't affect it' This kind of words to fool everyone.,Anyway,I'm very sorry.,Please accept my sincere sliding frustrated body forward to apologize orz--)
Hey, this kind of broken book that no one reads, who do you apologize for?
(I'm sorry...... Boom...... )
So, here begins the real chapter 12 -
Chapter 12 is a super popular high school student writer
Everyone must be wondering, a guy like me who has no financial resources, is still doing nothing at school all day, so what the hell do I eat? Where do tuition fees come from?
As probably the last superman in the world, I think if I were to apply for a grant, the government would definitely not refuse.
I will be able to live a carefree life and be raised by humans. Of course, I refuse to live this way.
So can I use my abilities to get what I want directly?
In fact, the banks are like paper in my eyes, and through violent means, I can have as much money as I want, or in other words, I can steal money from the bank without even knowing it.
(This is a violation, don't learn from Superman.) )
In that case-
Haven't I become a mere criminal? No one on earth can judge me, but I can't live with my conscience.
In fact, as a superman, it is too easy to make money in a legal way.
Everyone knows that my left eye can see through the future, so I should be able to easily see the numbers for the next lottery on TV.
Well, in fact, the future is constantly changing, the future I see at one moment, may change in the next moment, just want to live a life by lottery, is this what kind of spring and autumn dream is this?
Although my need for money is not so high, it can be used for various purposes in my daily life, and I have a legitimate job to support myself.
I'm sure you've all guessed that, yes, I'm a writer.
As a superman with thousands of years of life experience, being a writer is a rare and good career, and you must think so.
Actually, it's not as good as I thought, and if I could, I'd rather go to the construction site to move bricks, at least it's easier.
As one of the few professions that can work from home, writers are not subject to various restrictions due to my physical reasons, and it is a profession with a high degree of freedom.
But on the other hand, being a writer requires several times more effort than in other industries.
Here's a formula: effort = difficulty * time
The higher the difficulty, the more effort will be put in, and this is directly proportional.
For me, the effort required to move bricks for a day is about 10, and I can receive a salary of 300-400.
As a writer, the effort required to write is about 1000 a day, and again, I can get a salary of 300-400, in fact, this is because I have been in this industry for several years, and as a newbie, he should be paid between 0-100.
If it's so intuitive, you should understand, as a writer, the effort and the salary are completely disproportionate, in fact, even if you are a superman, you will feel that this profession is very tiring and tiring.
On the other hand, although writers claim to have a high degree of freedom, if you want to be a writer as a real profession, you must face one thing, and that is the so-called deadline.
Before this death dividing line comes, you must finish the manuscript, or there will be a creature named the Editor who crawls out of the Corpse Soul Realm with a slashing knife, brandishing the slashing knife while shouting, "If you don't have a script, pay with your life!" ”
Do you know why so many writers on the Internet are eunuchs when they write?
That's why.
(Hey, don't mislead the kids, what kind of death is this!) That's not the way it is to be an editor! The so-called editor, the editor...... They won't do anything! That's right, it's the kind of person who doesn't do anything and looks on coldly! )
Hey, hey, what are you misleading again, writing some broken books that no one reads, and the editor will take care of you.
(I'm sorry...... Boom...... )
That's it, for some street fights, the Grim Reaper won't pay attention to them and just let them fend for themselves.
But for a very popular high school writer like me, death will stare at my neck all day long, and if I don't submit the manuscript after the deadline, I will be 'Buddha'.
Based on this principle, I will ask for leave from school today, and write a book at home, in fact, today is the deadline for my book, but I still have a little half to finish, which is really anxious.
"Knock knock", "There is your delivery." ”
Everyone, please wait, I'll go get a courier first.
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(The protagonist dies, the whole book ends, I'm sorry...... Boom...... )