"Speaking of pets...... I picked up a cat on the road in the morning. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Cut, a soft pet like a cat is also suitable for a soft guy like you."

"What did you say!"

"As a man, if you want to raise a dog, you have to raise a dog, and a hard dog is in line with a man's posture."

"Cut, can dogs do anything other than make poop?"

"What do you say! Want to fight? Zhuo Long lifted Bu Fan's collar.

"I'm sorry! In addition to making poop, dogs can also make boo. ”

"Hmph, that's pretty much it." Zhuo Long put down Bufan.

Hey, hey, he didn't add a good thing.

But then again, how did Bu Fan, who has zero self-esteem, join our small group, where did Tang Zhe go?

"Actually, Tang Zhe took a leave of absence today, so I came to make a cameo, after all, two people can't play their daily lives well."

Doesn't it mean that idiots don't catch colds? Could it be that guy isn't an idiot?

This kind of temporary change of actors is very tricky, and it is such an ordinary actor who is replaced by such an ordinary actor.

"I'm going to be angry if you say that again!"

So, even so, you don't have to add a meow at the end of the sentence, you don't look cute at all, right?

"Meow!"

It's all said that it's not cute...... Wait, the voice seems to come from Bu Fan's stomach.

"You guy, are you ......" Zhuo Long pointed to his stomach.

"That's right."

"Did you actually eat the kitten!"

"Why! Why did you come to such a conclusion!! ”

Bu Fan rolled up his shirt, "I won't eat it, am I a monster?" ”

No, no, no, it's already an amazing monster to be able to bring a cat to school, and the dean will definitely come over and take you into the demon refining pot in a while.

"Ah, so cute, how can there be a kitten?"

"Can I touch it?"

Suddenly, the girls in the class rioted and crowded my seat.

I said, can you please move to other places and watch?

"Actually, it's because my mother is allergic to cats, so my family can't adopt it."

That's why you brought it to the school to find someone who could adopt it? Are you a genius?

'Huh? Adopt? What a trouble......

'Mom wouldn't have agreed to adopt a feral cat.' ’

'But it's so cute, can I touch its balls?' ’

'Hmph, stupid human, if you give me food, it's not impossible for you to touch the meat balls. ’

……

In my telepathy, you can see these people clearly...... and the cat's heart, so Bufan's adoption plan is completely unworkable, and I don't think there is anything cute about such an animal.

Ahh

"Ah, the stupid master is back, go cook for me."

"What stinky feet, stupid master, don't you ever wash your feet?"

"I'm too lazy to outdoors, the stupid owner will clean it up anyway."

"Can I bite this? You can bite it, then I bite...... Thank you for your hospitality. ”

……

Based on these inferences (assumptions), I won't get a pet, isn't it to find guilt for myself?

"You guys, what are you doing gathering at Oye-san! It's time for class. That's when the teacher walked in.

"Nothing!" The students replied neatly.

"Oh, nothing. Then let's get started. ”

You must be wondering, why did the teacher not react?

Did I hide the kitten?

No, it's still sitting on my desk.

Actually, when the teacher came in, I had already used group suggestion, and the kitten on my desk was no longer a kitten, but a small rock.

"Oye, why do you have a stone on your desk?"

Don't worry, teacher, this stone is only used to press the feet of the book.

"I see, Oye's life is really simple."

So, what should I do with this creature on the table?

"Meow" (Hey, I'm hungry.) ）

"Meow" (Hey, human, do you hear me!) ）

"Meow?" (What's the matter with these humans, who were circling around me just now, why are they all ignoring me now?) ）

"Meow!" (Ah, it's so high, I don't dare to jump!) ）

"Meow!" (If you ignore me, I'm going to arrest you!) ）

Do you dare to try it? Believe it or not, it will turn you into a roast cat right away.

'This human being is terrifying......

'Huh? I didn't hear it, but how could I know what he was saying? ’

"Meow?" (Are you a cat too?) ）

Unfortunately, it's not.

"Meow." (Also, I've never seen a cat of your size.) ）

"Meow meow." (But since we can communicate, it's easy to say, boy, hurry up and get some food for Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben is dying of hunger.) ）

“……”

"Meow meow, meow?" (Ah, I understand, I understand, isn't it a deal, I know, that's good, if you can bring it to Uncle Ben to eat, Uncle Ben will let you touch it enough, how about it, it's a good deal, right?) ）

“……”

"Meow!" (What do you mean, but open your mouth!) ）

When you begged someone, you still looked arrogant, and I don't know how you survived until now.

"Meow, meow?" (I've always been like this, just let humans touch it a few times, you can get food, you kid, is it a dog pie?) ）

I'm sorry, I'm neither a cat nor a dog, but if I do, I'm supposed to be a Bo.

"Meow! Meow meow! (I don't believe it!) The so-called human beings are either cat pie or dog pie, are you still a human being with a hard heart! ）

I wasn't originally human.

Little things, if you really want something from someone else, just lower your posture for me, like, 'Please give me something to eat, and I'll help you lick your shoes clean.'" If you say that, I might bring you something to eat."

"Meow!" (Who's going to say!) ）

Then you're hungry.

'Damn, is there really such a cute and indifferent person in the world to us cats?' Do you really want to put down the dignity of cats and say something like that? Damn it! Damn it! Damn, ahhhh ’

"Meow, meow, meow!" (Please, please give me something to eat, I, I'll help you lick your shoes clean, are you satisfied!) ）

Good, I put it on the ground.

Lick it.

"Meow?" (What?) ）

In the human world, you have to pay for your labor, lick my shoes clean, and I will give you food.

"Meow! Meow! Meow woo woo!! (Too much deception!) You give me to remember! Woooooooo ）

The guy ran away without looking back.

Little one, if you want to survive in this world, it is not such a simple thing, and my difficulties with you will become rich nutrition for your future growth, you must remember.

*

"I picked up a cat at school, you see." Bu Fan took out a kitten from his clothes.

I glanced at it and smiled weirdly.

"Meow! Meow woo woo wow! Woooooooooooo ”

"Eh, why is it screaming so miserably all of a sudden?"

"I don't know......"