On this day, I was wandering the streets. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Oye-san?"

Oh,It turned out to be a student of Bufan with zero self-esteem?,What a chance encounter.。

"I didn't expect to meet you here, I haven't thanked you yet, my life has become much better since I worked at the fast food restaurant you introduced, thank you so much."

When encountering gangsters' blackmail, I can calmly give them money without being beaten, and I really should thank Oye, who introduced me to work. ’

This sad thank-you will be spared.

"By the way, Oye, I just have an extra ticket for Hitomi Ikeo's concert here, I don't think you seem to have anything to do, why don't you go and listen to it together? She's known as a new generation of otaku gods and goddesses. ”

What about the new generation of otaku gods and goddesses, to be honest, I'm not interested at all.

"I'm sorry, I still have some business, so I can't go ......"

"What are you talking about, Oye-san, aren't you embarrassed to see that you are just wandering the streets with nothing to do? It's okay, anyway, this ticket was thrown to me by my sister when she failed to catch Kaizi, so I should help her recycle the garbage. ”

You have a lot of slots in your sentence, are you the legendary natural black?

But what you said is not wrong, I am indeed wandering around the street with nothing to do, in that case, let's go with you to see how god the so-called otaku gods and goddesses are.

"Hello everyone! Thank you so much for taking the time to attend Hitomi's concert! ”

"Hitomi-chan's concert meow!"

"Today, let's forget about the mortal dust and enjoy Xiao Tong's new song "How Many Meows Do You Have", good meow!"

"Okay, meow!"

What the hell?

"Is this the real Hitomi? I've only seen it on TV before, but I didn't expect real people to be 100 times cuter than on TV! ”

Are you blind, where is this cowardly woman cute?

"Little Hitomi Little Hitomi I love you, Little Hitomi Little Hitomi I love you!"

This is the concert, the atmosphere was damp and heavy, almost like a medieval missionary house, and the people who kept shouting "Hitomi Kotomi I love you" were like brainwashed fanatics, which reminded me of some bad memories, so I felt the urge to leave here.

I went back, ignoring the idiot next to me who was already completely immersed in the atmosphere.

As I walked back down the hallway, a familiar voice came to my ears.

"Hitomi Kotomi, Hitomi Kotomi, I love you! Hey, Zhuo Long, you roar too! ”

"Cut, Lao Tzu doesn't do such tasteless things."

"Huh? It's Oye, why are you here? ”

That's exactly the question I want to ask, why are you two idiots here too.

"Ah, actually, my sister didn't have a contract with BlackDragon, so she gave me two concert tickets."

In other words, did your sister fail to catch Kaizi too?

Really, it's because you come to see this kind of erosive thing, so your adolescence will wither so quickly, think about it, the reason for the failure of the so-called Kaizi, isn't it this kind of concert?

A really good man wouldn't like a woman who wears cat ears like this.

Shaking his head, ready to leave these pathetic believers.

It was at this moment that a light shone on me.

"There was-!! Lady Luck's favor has appeared!! Sir, please come to the stage. ”

Huh? I? Is it me?

"That's right, it's your husband, you've been hit by a lucky light, and you'll have the opportunity to perform on the same stage with Hitomi Ikeo!"

I don't want anything.

But running away at this time seems too conspicuous, right?

However, if I really want to go on stage and perform with that cat ear, it is also very conspicuous! You know, this concert is live.

After two seconds, I walked onto the stage with a stiff pace.

I haven't seen this happen for years, but I didn't expect to be in the limelight again.

I'm nervous, oh yes, I was once called a god by ignorant humans.

When I thought about it, my emotions calmed down.

"Thank you for cooperating with Hitomi's performance, what is your name?"

"My name is Oye."

It's hard to match the mature magnetic voice coming out of the microphone, which is the voice of a 15-year-old high school student.

"Mr. Oye, you have a nice voice."

"Thanks for the compliment."

"Actually, in this link, you will sing, and I will accompany you, I wonder which song Mr. Oye wants to choose for me?"

It's stumbling on me, I don't know any songs.

"I'm sorry, but I can't sing a single song of yours."

"Why, Mr. Oye, you've hurt my pride. So what song will Mr. Oye sing? ”

"Is 'Nobody Sleeps Tonight' OK?"

"Did Mr. Oye choose the chant tune? Is that really okay? ”

I nodded, in fact, my musical tastes have long been out of touch with young people, my songs go back to the 17th century, and Nobody Sleeps Tonight is the only song that is closest to modern times.

As the music started, I started singing aloud.

“nes-sundor-ma!nes-sundor-ma!……”

(No one sleeps!) Nobody sleeps!

Princess, you are the same,

To be in the cold boudoir,

Anxiously watching

The starlight that shines with love and hope!

But the secret is hidden in my heart,

No one knows my name!

When the dawn shines on the earth and kisses you

I'm telling you clearly!

Use my kiss to unlock the secret,

You marry me!

The Voices of the Women (Mysterious and Distant):

No one will know his name.

And we're going to die, hey!

Calaffer:

Disappear, Night! The stars are sinking,

The stars are sinking! At dawn I will win!

I will win! I will win! ）

After the song is over, the aftermath is endless, and I believe that with my superhuman voice, I will be able to conquer all the human beings of the earth.

The proof is that the concert scene that was originally lively has now become silent, and even Miss Hitomi Ikeo, who was playing on the side, closed her mouth and immersed herself in my aftertaste.

"That's amazing, Mr. Oye, you're a professional singer!"

"Prizes, prizes!"

"Everyone, please give Mr. Oye the warmest applause!"

"Meow!" There was a round of applause, and my performance came to an end.

When I walked to the stage, Bu Fan, Zhuo Long, and Tang Zhe all looked at me with a complicated and incomprehensible eye.

How, I was stunned by my performance, this is a rare Superman concert broadcast series in this century.

"It's so good, Oye, to be able to perform on the same stage as Hitomi."

"I'm so envious."

"It's a pity that you can't grasp the opportunity at all, and you sing some nonsense...... If I were on stage, I wouldn't have performed such a mess......"

Suffocate to death to rotten music, you three idiots!!