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Ever since this stupid cat was successfully beaten, I had an epiphany that this was the right way to use it.

It will still take advantage of Banxia to pick up the curtains when he is at home, and the progress will be fast, and it will go up slowly, so frightened that Banxia keeps screaming, for fear that it will fall down. When it came down on its own, Banxia was anxious and angry, and hurriedly grabbed it and beat it.

I only gave a disdainful look at this.

Of course I'm going to put the curtains on, but I'm not going to be as blatant as it, too arrogant, so envious. The poor curtain was destroyed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and fortunately, well, Banxia seemed to have put all the accounts on the stupid cat's head, and I was very satisfied with this, and specially rewarded a small dried fish.

But...... Why do you still pester me, can't you learn your lesson and stay away from me?

When I couldn't do it, I thought of another way.

When I jumped on the toilet and squatted on the side of Lazar, the little tail immediately followed me and looked at me, staring at my every move with blue eyes, and the tail was excited to the sky, as if I had discovered a new world. I stretched out my paw and pressed the flush, the sound of the rattling water filled my ears, it couldn't hold back anymore and rushed up, and the little paw slipped for a long time before it finally stood on its feet, and immediately looked into the toilet.

I looked at it with encouraging eyes, and patiently watched it for a while, and then it learned my posture and posed, and seemed to want to do it again, but it was not well balanced, and it threw itself on the floor.

It flicked its tail and jumped up again, not caring for me.

I stepped on the soft carpet, went back to the bedroom, and began to continue to fight with the curtains, and the guy didn't come to disturb me all morning, that mood, tsk.

It's almost like the show, I don't believe it can hit the floor every time, and it's normal to accidentally plant it in the water in such a slippery place.

But I didn't wait for that pop all morning.

Until........

"Meow !!!!" The screams and the sound of water sounded at the same time, and Banxia, who was playing with his mobile phone on the bed, immediately rushed to the bathroom and saw the wet guy who seemed to have been fished out of the water. Its fur clung to its body, shaking it hard.

Banxia's face darkened.

She found a big towel, wrapped it tightly, rubbed it hard, wiped off the excess water droplets, the stupid cat meowed, kept struggling, the little paws were covered with hair, swaying in vain, it was really pitiful, I shook my head, squatted in the small hammock in the window and looked at it, my heart was more beautiful.

By the time Banxia was finished, it was no longer able to struggle, licking its fur pitifully, and looking at me with a pair of watery eyes, as if it was accusing.

What's the matter with me, I flicked my tail, the air conditioner turned on, and it warmed up all of a sudden, and Banxia let go of it, and it immediately rushed to the hammock and began to chase me.

I heard Banxia gritting his teeth, "Xiaomi!! ”

She reached out and grabbed it, found a towel to wrap it tightly, lay motionless on the bed, and then left the room to clean up the bathroom.

I got out of the hammock and squatted in front of it, "Meow, I won't make a fuss in the future." ”

It quickly shook its head, "Don't make a fuss." ”

"Then ......," I stretched out my paw against the bow wrapped in the towel, and after seeing its expectant gaze, patted its head and shook its head, "Then I won't let you go." You're just waiting to be beaten. ”

"Meow...... Whining. It screamed so loudly that it almost broke its head.

"Green beans! What are you doing?" Banxia went back to the room, and when she saw this scene, she immediately yelled out, and hurriedly picked up the stinky guy and glared at me angrily.

The aggrieved was about to cry, I knew that I might as well really give it two slaps, look at it like this, only the tail can move, but the tail is still so high.

I pleaded at her, "Meow meow." ”

It's a pity that she doesn't understand, and I don't dare to speak, "You still have a reason to beat someone, right?" ”

Hmph, don't believe me, I turned around and went back to the nest to lie down, even if I didn't believe it, wait for it to tear down this home.

Xiaomi's shackles were untied, and it immediately got up and began to jump and dive on the bed, and Banxia immediately threw it down, "Dare to go to bed when you fall off the toilet." ”

Ha ha....... Don't even think about it.

I smiled and laughed, and suddenly remembered one thing, just wiped her body in Banxia, did it accidentally scratch her, if it mutated again, it would be too messy.

I looked at Xiaomi's situation and saw that everything seemed to be normal, and she was trying to lick her hair.

.........

After last time, it finally stopped for a while, and it was only for a short time, less than 24 hours, and I could only burst into tears.

beat her, she didn't leave, ignored her, and she tried her best to get up.

It's simply true.

I think it goes well with hamsters.

By the way, the stupid cat has a new name, called Xiaomi, which is vulgar. I've checked it on the forum.,As a cat, eighty percent of it is Mimi.,Maomao.,Xiaomi-ah.,Dogs are Maomao.,Ball.,Hairball.,Roll round and round...... It's like my name, so fresh and distinctive.

The only thing I don't understand is why Banxia always calls us in the way of calling dogs, usually grabbing a handful of cat food, squatting there, chirping, green beans, chirp, millet....

..........

It was another sunny day, I was lying in the hammock, basking in the sun, licking my hair, and I only felt that life was incomparably beautiful.

I'd be in a better mood if I didn't look at the hamster in that cage and the restless stupid cat pulling my tail at the bottom of the hammock.

However, there seems to be something more in sight.

A small black dot rushed from afar, then it grew bigger and bigger..... Until it popped, hit the glass, and slid down on the balcony railing, motionless.

The stupid cat and I immediately scratched on the window, and the stupid cat scratched the glass with its paws excitedly, as if trying to scratch it, but I first glanced at the glass, and it was okay that it was not broken, otherwise it would have been miserable.

"What's wrong with it?" The stupid cat saw that this guy didn't move, and suddenly lost interest. I know that he loves to chase moving objects, from my tail to a hamster, to a cat teaser, to running water, or even a leaf blown by the wind.......

"Die. I hope that when Banxia comes back, it will still be fresh. I licked my lips, I saw that many cats on the forum have shown off that they have caught birds, I wonder if I can pick it up and take a picture now, if it can be considered that I caught it.

Thinking of this, I immediately took action, kept the stupid cat away, opened the window like Banxia, leaned out and scooped the guy up.

When I looked down, it was so high, at least as high as a five-story building.

By the time I got back indoors, my legs were a little weak.

I picked it up with my paws, hung it high, and then put a big smile on the chain, looked at it, and it was really handsome, and I wanted to post it on the forum, thinking it would be more low-key.

remembered a group I added some time ago, and quickly logged in and posted this big selfie of myself.

I think it's already handsome without words.

Their group of people showed off what they ate, drank, bought and played every day, and showed off how their cultivation was, and this time it was finally my turn.

Ready to receive the list of admiration below, only to see them make horrified expressions, as if they had seen the most terrifying thing in the world.

"Brother, a word of caution, let's run quickly."

"Go all the way."

"Wax for you."

What's wrong with this?

Must be jealous of me.

But why hurry up and be so cold, as soon as I turned my head, I saw a pair of eyes that were cold.

I...... Hehe........

I was about to say something, but before I could open my mouth, I completely froze in place, a large piece of crystal clear.

It's not even summer time to chill over.