It's been a week since it came, and I'm feeling more tired than I've been in the past few months. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The cat's keen sense of hearing makes even the slightest sound alert, and that guy's favorite thing is to sneak out in the dead of night to find food, or take advantage of my half-asleep, just pounce on my head and start gnawing, claws and teeth together, I don't know how much hatred we think there is.

I'm usually too lazy to do anything with it, don't ask me why, just look at the number of times Banxia has scolded me in the past few days. As soon as I open my mouth to bite it, whether it really hurts it or not, it will immediately scream at its maximum volume, waking up the sleeping Dambledg, and then I will hear Banxia angrily calling my name, "Green Bean!" ”

I really feel wronged, but how can I explain it, in fact, this kitten is a legendary scheming.

At six o'clock in the morning, it would start to be active again, and now it would run away after biting me, and if I didn't chase it, she would harass me again and again, until I couldn't restrain myself anymore in anger. Usually its route is from under the bed, through the living room, over the sofa, and then under the kitchen cabinet.

That's a sad question. As my body continued to grow, I could barely get into the kitchen cabinet, and if I rushed too fast, I would bang my head and it hurt for a while. If you are slow and can't catch up with it, you can only watch it hide there and meow and meow proudly.

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I squatted in the hamster cage, looking at the hamster in the nest happily gnawing on rat food, and suddenly wanted to change places with him, that little guy was so noisy that I couldn't rest at peace.

A certain warehouse still gagged, "Boss, why don't we find a way to settle it?" That guy is just too much of a hindrance. There was a rare indignation in his tone, "Boss, you don't know how annoying this bear child is, every time Banxia opens the cage to change water and food for me, it has to stay there, it has to scratch me, it has to see me running around, and it can't stop it, you say I provoked anyone." Can't you just let me eat two more bites in peace? ”

I knocked on the cage, "Don't you think you're round again?" ”

"Hehe, isn't that just a good mouthful? Boss, when will you give me some small dried fish to taste? "It's gnawing on the side, and it's still delusional about my little dried fish in the interval.

"Daydream about it, it's all a ball." I don't want to admit this subordinate anymore.

It finally stopped, and looked at me seriously through the cage, "Boss, you seem to have lost weight." Isn't it? Well? It winked at the sleeping cat in the den.

It's not that there is anyone else, but, as a junior brother, how can you say that the boss?

"Come here." I waved my claws at it.

It immediately crawled down the cage, four small paws on the edge of the cage, a pair of black eyes staring at me, smiling flatteringly, "Boss." ”

I flicked my paws and kicked it down, what is there to raise this kind of hamster, eat, drink, and sleep every day, there is no pursuit at all, how can a cat be good.

It immediately lay down among the sawdust and pretended to be dead.

"Okay, I'm too lazy to take care of you." I flicked my tail and lay down on the big bed for half a summer. I'm glad that the kitten hasn't been able to go to bed yet, so I can have a place to stop. However, looking at its spiritual qi to climb up with the sheets when it is free, it is estimated that it will not be a few days.

I sighed and closed my eyes. The chain in my mind has been in my hands for a while, and I'm pretty much done with its function.

To put it simply, it's like a small computer specially equipped for the demon clan, with all kinds of communication, navigation, games, trading markets, forums, etc., and it comes with a voice translation system, which can translate the languages of the demon clan into a lingua franca.

But it doesn't really work for me. I've been on the cat demon section of the demon forum a few times, but I was surprised to find that as a cat demon living in the human world, I was very discriminated against by the wild cat demon, saying that I had no backbone and lost the face of the demon clan. Of course, there are also some domestic cat demons who are really not angry, you say that you discuss on the forum every day what to eat at noon, what to eat at night, what to do with meals, and other topics, what's the point. What's even more odious is that every day he talks about eating canned food, eating freeze-dried, eating raw flesh and bones, eating this and playing that, don't you know how to make people jealous? If you have a meal, you have to take a selfie, for fear that you don't know that you have eaten well? I don't know if those stray cat demons ate the last meal or not? Isn't this an obvious pull of hatred?

In the end, I just silently looked at the can, licked my saliva, chewed a few small dried fish, and swallowed envy, jealousy and hatred fiercely. People are more popular than people, but Banxia has worked hard to give me the best she has, how can I still be jealous?

The first thing that comes in handy in the bracelet is the cultivation aspect, as a newborn cat demon, and no one leads me, I can only rely on the things of Forum Mountain to slowly explore, those so-called calm and concentrating, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, it is simply difficult for a strong man. It's been so long, and I feel that the so-called demonic energy has only changed from the size of a sesame seed to the size of a soybean, but I haven't been able to appreciate the actual usefulness.

I'm smashing my mouth, maybe I'm going to need to fight.

Who is the target? Hamster? It is estimated that a slap can kill you. A certain cat? Careful, vengeful fellow, I don't want it to frame me again.

Maybe I can go downstairs and try it, aren't there a lot of wild cats? Banxia often fed them the leftover cat food I ate, and now it was time for them to repay the favor, and I finally relaxed completely.

As for how to implement it, the door can't be walked, isn't there still a window? From my observations over the past few months, I've learned to use the elevator, and as long as I find a chance to go out, I don't believe I can't beat those stray cats.

Still, it's better to be prepared.

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Wake up refreshed. I sharpened my claws on the edge of the bed, and I looked left and right, and the curtains were more challenging.

Showing my claws and aiming at the position, I immediately went up along the curtain and successfully reached the top, looking at the stupid little stupid cat below, I flicked my tail proudly, and even had the strength to free up a paw to wave at it, which did not affect my movement in the slightest.

When I jumped down and crouched on the bed, and did it again, and again, and again, and the movements became more and more fluid, it seemed that this period of lurking did not affect my level in the slightest.

The kitten was really curious and active, and when he saw me demonstrate a few times, he immediately began to climb up like me, and before he had gone a few steps, he immediately slipped down, leaving deep scratches on the curtains, extremely obvious marks.

I suddenly realized the problem, if Banxia saw it..........

I tried to stop it from going up, but it started glaring at me again and hunching over and blowing up, so I went with it, happy to see a good show. It really found a new fun, and climbed tirelessly for a long time, but the curtain became more and more unsightly.

When she came back in the middle of the summer, prepared the cat food, and was ready for the lunch break after lunch, she saw the kitten climb up the curtain and fall down again. I think if Banxia had a tail, it would have exploded.

She took the cat into her arms, held it down, and gave it several times, palms to the flesh, and it screamed in pain. As soon as Banxia let go, it immediately hid under the bed and didn't dare to come out.

I meowed, lying beside Banxia and spoiled, feeling that I had finally found a way to win.

Fight with me, you're still tender.