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The literati pen fight, most of them are pointed, no blood and sweat.

At that time, Shi Yucun only recommended young people to read the retro and nostalgic "Anthology" and "Zhuangzi" and was scolded by Lu Xun as "the evil young man in the foreign field", Liang Shiqiu and Lu Xun had different views, and was also named "the lackluster of capitalism who lost his home" by the latter.

Even so, the two sides did not go to court, but only duel with words in the way of literati to defend their dignity.

Huang Dongfang sued me and the publishing house this time, ostensibly to protect his reputation, but in fact he wanted to hype up and maintain the popularity of Internet celebrities.

Now that the other party has made a move, I have nothing to fear. But until the court verdict came out, the book was considered a legal publication.

After Huang Dongfang tossed this matter, the book became popular, and the publishing house reprinted it once in less than a week. In the Internet era, everything has to be fried.

The first signing was in Wansheng Bookstore, He Fei did enough publicity, and also previewed the signing activity in the book newspaper.

It was nearly evening after the signing ended, and there was a thunderstorm outside, so I stretched and walked to the door of the bookstore, and saw that the sky was full of dark clouds.

He Fei said that he had been squatting for too long just now, and he wanted to go to the bathroom, and then send me home and let me wait first.

I just picked up a random book on the shelf.

The rain in Beijing is as hard as the character of the northerners, and it will rain as soon as it is spoken, and suddenly a heavy rain hits, and the road instantly flows into a stream.

At this time, a person suddenly broke into the bookstore, soaked all over, and bumped into me.

He brushed his wet hair back with his hand and asked me without any guilt: "Classmate, is Zeng Xiaoyu's signing meeting here?" ”

I looked at him, a fairly handsome face, just a little scruffy, with an S-shaped scar on the left side of his face, and an unshaved beard, like a small furry animal lurking in his chin.

Why is this face so familiar?

"I'm sorry, it's over." I answered him.

He stared at my face, smiled, pointed at me happily and wickedly, and said, "You! You are Zeng Xiaoyu! ”

"Yes, may I ask who you are?" I looked at him quizzically.

All of a sudden, he put his arms around me, and the rain was running down my neck, and the coolness seeped in.

"You kid don't even know an old friend now, do you? I, Yu Yue. ”

In my mind, I instantly appeared in the basketball team in high school, and I was in the field with my female classmates at school, messing around with my sister, dropping out of high school, and a shameless man.

"Yu Yue! Where did you run and how was your life? ”

He didn't answer me, but looked at me from top to bottom: "Ouch, brother, look at it, the longer you get, the more handsome you get, how many women have you, you must have all the beauties in Beijing, haha." ”

This familiar and **** voice sounded in my ears, and I still had a trace of nostalgia.

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Is that still a place?"

I didn't speak, just smiled and shook my head.

He groaned and cried, "I am an angel sent from heaven to help you achieve the great cause of destruction." ”

"You're still like this ******, I think you're a snake sent by the devil to seduce me, right?"

He looked at the employee who was cleaning up behind me and said, "What? Are all the signings over? I searched for a long time to find this place. ”

"It's over, let's go, find a place to eat, and slowly catch up."

"Okay, I'll go to the bathroom first, wait for me."

He slapped me on the shoulder, and it was so forceful that it hit me like a stake.

After a while, He Fei came out and beckoned me to go.

I told him that I had met an old friend and wanted to talk about it, so I asked him to go first.

After Yu Yue came out, we borrowed two umbrellas from the bookstore and came to a nearby Sichuan restaurant.

After sitting down, Yu Yue asked the waiter for a towel and wiped the rain on his body. While wiping, he said with emotion: "Oh, Xiaoyu, I didn't expect it, we met again, the last time we met was when you took the college entrance examination, it's been almost ten years." ”

"Time is faster than I thought. Tell me about you, how have you spent all these years, and what's going on with that S-shaped scar on your face? ”

"Bitten by my girlfriend."

"Then find another girlfriend and bite out a B-shape on the right side of the face."

He's silly. said that he wandered in Yunnan, Tibet, and Qinghai, worked as a lumberjack, sang in bars, and told a bunch of romantic stories.

"Xiaoyu, I won't tell you, my life is called leisure, wine and women, you know, hehe."

We recall the youth of high school, and now things are not people, and the city has long been shattered by the crazy real estate fever, and the ancient streets and alleys we walked through in the past have disappeared, and the same high-rise buildings have been replaced.

The memories of a generation are lost to the roar of bulldozers.

I told him about me and Fu Wenxin.

He lit a cigarette and said in his mouth, "That girl, I've seen you together before, so be it." Men should have the women of the world in mind, you can't hang yourself on a tree, besides, it's still a tree that belongs to someone else, you hang it, and you have an egg. Who is your infatuation for, people are not pressed under the second generation of officials, hey. ”

Hearing Yu Yue say this, my heart felt like I was stabbed by a sharp cone, but I endured the pain and pretended to be casual and said: "It doesn't matter, I don't have her in my heart for a long time, but now I'm used to living alone, and I don't want to accommodate anyone." ”

"It's the nature of men to sow seeds everywhere, great writer, if I were you, I would have used my own works to deceive."

"Lie to what?"

"Silly? Of course, it's to trick a woman into sleeping with herself. With your looks and talent, you shouldn't be idle, many girls are good at this. Hey. He smirked and kicked me meaningfully under the table.

I also smiled and said, "You have really not changed at all after ****** so many years, and you are still so shameless." ”

"You're right, a manly man, you have to be shameless to the end."

At this time, the food and wine were ready, Yu Yue said that he was looking forward to meeting me earlier, and he was very happy today, and toasted to me.

After I had a full meal, I asked him, "How long have you been in Beijing?" Where to stay? ”

He scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I've only been here for a few days, and I haven't found a permanent place to live." ”

"Let's go, go to my house at night and sleep on the sofa in the living room."

"Is it convenient?"

"Nothing inconvenient."

"Then I'll be respectful and obey."

"Look at you****** what kind of respect, you never thought about being respectful."

When he saw that I saw through his thoughts, he smirked again.

When I came to my house, I pointed to He Tielong's bedroom and told him: "That's my roommate He Tielong, who often goes out to film and is not at home." ”

"Yo, big star?"

"What a big star, just an actor who just graduated, but he has the potential of a big star, I am optimistic about him."

"Well, that's good."

Yu Yue looked around and said, "Your house has floor-to-ceiling windows, it's really good." ”

"It's okay, I'll live there."

"It's much better than my camper."

Then go wash up, and I'll lay out the sofa for you.

After Yu Yue took a shower, we sat on the sofa and chatted one after another.

Before I knew it, I was talking about women again.

He was sad, I am still a virgin in such good conditions, and God will not tolerate it, and I will be struck by lightning.

I stretched and said, "Let's look down, I can live with a spiritual support, and as for the little brother's protest, I can solve it by watching the Japanese action movie." ”

"You ****** so many years, and you still live so platonic. Get up! ”

He suddenly grabbed my hand and pulled me up and pushed me to the mirror.

"Are you sick?"

Instead of speaking, he pointed to the mirror and said, "Look closely, what do you see?" ”

"You're ****** insane."

I wanted to go back to the couch and sit down, but he still stopped me and said, "Look, what's in the mirror?" ”

"Two **** who drank too much."

He pointed to the mirror and said unhurriedly: "It's a handsome, arrogant, talented, single-minded young man, you say, a scheming girl who married the second generation of officials, is she worthy of having someone like you?" You keep her physically and mentally pure every day, does she know? ”

"Say no more!"

"Maybe now this slut is being crushed by that fat pig to gasp, and all the mess you used to have was just her game, and she never took you seriously." Yu Yue is still unrelenting.

"I told you not to say it!"

"She is talking to the second generation of the official, and you are still widowed for her in Beijing, and you still want to keep her physically and mentally pure. Do you think it's called love? I'm telling you, this is called cosmic ****! ”

I pushed Yu Yue away: "It's none of your business!" ”

He suddenly became kind again, and said to me, "Xiaoyu, do you think you are worth it like this?" You are an adult now, you should have your own life, you can't be imprisoned by a **** forever......"

"Don't call her ****!"

"Good! I don't call. Come out with me at night, we'll go back to our own lives and forget about that completely...... No, woman. ”

I was flushed, panting, and sat on the couch in silence.

Yu Yue pushed me to the door...... Then, half-pushed, half-on-the-spot, I was taken to a bar.