Chapter Twenty-Eight: What a painful realization, this chaotic mandarin duck spectrum

As mentioned in the last book, Wang Dongxing, under the arrangement of Wang Daochang, finally landed successfully after flying again and again, and returned to his familiar and unfamiliar hometown. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The air of the homeland! Hometown clouds! Hometown girl! It's all so familiar! At this time, I really want to write a poem! Ah~~ Hometown water! Ah~~ Ash of my hometown! Yes! The girl in her hometown has big white legs! Ah! Brother Gu! Why are you hitting me? Wang Dongxing looked back and said dissatisfied.

"Be serious! Don't let people think we're from out of town! You're a local! Pangu admonished.

"Virtue! I've got a good night! Really! You don't know my mood buddy! Think about it! Your brother and I have a family and a business, and we live a happy life, but suddenly one day I was told that Pangu is no longer open! You're going to save him! What do you think? Eldest brother! I've been in chaos for countless years! Countless years! I have changed from a beautiful boy with a flower season to a big radish with a chaff! The years have carved countless scars in my heart! Only the air of my hometown can rejuvenate me! Youth! Wang Dongxing nervously chanted loudly at the airport.

The more he talked, the more excited he became, and even added an aria inexplicably, and the people around him were nervous, and someone even called the 120 emergency center and asked them to send a car from the psychiatric hospital to arrest Wang Dongxing.

In the end, Wang Dongxing was dragged directly into the taxi by Pangu, don't think that Pangu doesn't understand anything, when passing the time in the chaos, Wang Dongxing used Xuanguang to read his memory in order to brag more conveniently, and presented the picture in his memory in front of Pangu like a movie. Therefore, Pangu is not unfamiliar with modern society. Besides, Pangu is the only creature bred by chaos after all, no matter how low the IQ is, how low can it be?

"Master! Go to the rural-urban interface! Pangu commanded skillfully.

"Yo? Urban-rural junction? It's far from there! Do you want to stop fighting two people and then go? The master suggested.

"Don't mind! My buddy has a jerking off today, forgive me! Let's go! Pangu said embarrassedly, and suddenly he jumped up like a frightened rabbit.

"Oops! What are you biting me for? Pangu looked at the tooth marks on his hands without tears, and questioned Wang Dongxing.

"You're just having a convulsion! Master, slow down! Let me take a good look at the scenery on the side of the street - I haven't been back for a long time, so nostalgic! Wang Dongxing continued nervously.

Since getting off the plane, Wang Dongxing has fallen into a violent euphoria, this is the place where he was born and raised, but he has been away from here for too long, although the time in the world has only passed a month, but he has been tormented in the chaos for countless years!

The taxi is a huge city, and it takes at least two hours to drive from the airport to Wang Dongxing's home! Along the way, Wang Dongxing is too addicted, and the girl in the mountain city is spicy! The girl in the mountain city is sweet! The mountain city girl shows her thighs!

When he got home, Wang Dongxing got out of the car with a 45-degree angle looking at the sky, and he had not been close to a woman for so many years, which made him have a shameful nosebleed. Don't blame Dongxing for not being angry, but the girls are too powerful! The rows of white flowers and thighs directly made him bleed!

Pushing the door in, Wang Dongxing habitually pinched a dust avoidance spell, but found that he had lost all his mana. Special Mommy's! The thousand-year-old Taoist line was mourned, and it suddenly returned to before liberation! In desperation, Wang Dongxing could only pout with Pangu and clean up the room.

Wang Dongxing complained for the first time that his father and mother had built the house so big! In fact, he forgot that there is a company called housekeeping! In the past, his family would find a housekeeping staff to come to clean up every week, so Wang Dongxing, who came to his hands to eat, did not feel very tired of cleaning up the house.

I don't know if I don't clean up, and I'm shocked when I clean it up - it turns out that my home is so big! Each floor of the three floors has more than 200 square meters, the first floor makes the living room and kitchen, the huge living room is more than 100 square meters, and the kitchen and dining room together have 90 square meters; The second floor is mainly the living room and study, and Wang Dongxing's parents and Wang Dongxing mainly live on the second floor; The third floor is a staggered guest room, which is where Wang Dongxing used to entertain his friends when he was a child. It was abandoned and never lived in again.

The most painful time is to clean up the third floor, and the old ashes choke Wang Dongxing ********. It's no wonder that everyone is so flocked to Lafite in '82, the sense of history can really make people live like Gerton!

As the sun set, Wang Dongxing and Pangu finally finished cleaning up the entire small building. The two of them were lying on the balcony on the roof of the small building, lazily basking in the sun while Ge You was lying, posing as if "Lao Tzu is no longer alive".

"Brother Gu! Have you ever been so tired in Chaos? Wang Dongxing asked with expired yogurt in his mouth.

Pangu panted and waved his hand: "After reshaping the body, I found that this body is really bad!" Your creatures in the world are like this... Forehead... Is it weak? ”

"Yes! This is the physical strength of a normal person! In other words, can you still cultivate? Wang Dongxing asked nervously.

Pangu Yun Qi Yuan Shen checked it and said: "Yes, it can be - but the quality of the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi here is too poor, don't think about returning to the peak in this life!" ”

"Take your time, we're not in a hurry! There is no such danger as chaos in the world, at least no one will put a cannon on your doorstep to bombard you! The world is very peaceful! Wang Dongxing said lazily, and before his words fell, he heard a loud "boom" from downstairs.

Pangu looked at Wang Dongxing with a dead smile and said, "Are you sure?" ”

Wang Dongxing jumped to his feet and said, "Brother Gu! Be kind! Made! Who? Dare to demolish my platform? Don't die! Haven't you heard of Shancheng, your brother Dong? Haven't you heard of the one-stop system at the junction of urban and rural areas? ”

In the end, Wang Dongxing still dragged Pangu downstairs together, after all, Pangu's two-meter physique is more intimidating, and it is much more powerful and domineering than Wang Dongxing, who stays at home all the year round!

"Who? Is it sick? Private Residences... Yo? Cold Jade Fairy? What wind is blowing you in? Come on, come on! You may be seated! Wang Dongxing's face changed very badly, and he didn't have the vigor of pointing out the country upstairs just now, only a flattering face remained.

Wang Dongxing's changes surprised Pangu, after so many years of getting along in chaos, he really didn't know who could make Wang Dongxing, who stood up to the sky, become this virtue.

At this moment, the cold jade fairy is no longer the goose-yellow palace dress in the small advertisement, but a set of exciting pure black leather clothes, slender thighs, moving curves, and towering two mountain peaks all stimulate the hormones of the two men in the house. Pangu had never seen a woman in his life, and the first close contact with a woman made his heartbeat involuntarily faster.

The cold jade fairy said viciously: "It's not you yet!" There was a problem with the return magic array, you were teleported to the Vatican, and after the matter was known to Mr. Yu and Mr. Taibai, after discussion by the board of directors - I was removed! Well, now I'm homeless! So I can only go to you nearby! ”

"Wow! Sister! Don't make a fuss! Where can you not mix a bite to eat with your flower-like appearance? Why hang yourself from my crooked-necked tree? I'll tell you the truth! It's impossible for either of us! I like gentle and virtuous women......" Wang Dongxing said with a smile on his lips, and he tried hard to persuade Fairy Leng Yu to change his mind, it was too scary! With such an aunt and grandmother living at home, how are your days going?

"Humph! Are you saying I'm brutal and grumpy? Are you sure? Leng Yu Fairy smiled, put her hand on the coffee table in front of the sofa, her slender hand was slightly forced, and the coffee table was broken into slag.....

Wang Dongxing swallowed a mouthful of saliva and laughed: "Welcome to settle in!" Welcome to Dongxing Cottage! ”

The emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and the fallen immortal is still an immortal! Not to mention anything else, these two men in the house are not enough to be beaten by the cold jade fairy with one hand!

Seeing Wang Dongxing compromise, Fairy Leng Yu hummed a song, carried a small bag, and walked to the third floor with victorious steps to choose her favorite room.

"Hey! Brother Gu! What do you think? Wang Dongxing stunned Pangu in a daze and asked suspiciously.

"Love ......" Pangu replied nervously, and then hummed a little song back to his room.

Nima! Nima! The world is in chaos! Wang Dongxing squatted on the ground and pulled his hair fiercely! Made! Is the old moon crazy? Should I go to heaven and ask Yue Lao: How is this mandarin duck spectrum?

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