On the weekend, F4 made an appointment to go to Xiangshan to play, called a black car, the driver is SX, a strong garlic smell when he spoke, and full of enthusiasm, he is also twenty or thirty years old, all the way nagging this BJ is really big, belongs to you young people We are old, saying that BJ is all kinds of, and makes a car of garlic smell. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seeing that we didn't speak, the driver's buddies couldn't allow the air in the car to freeze, and began to sing Wang Feng's "BJBJ" affectionately in a tune that the Avengers couldn't pull back.

There are still five kilometers away from the entrance of Xiangshan, there is a long traffic queue, and I know that I have entered Xiangshan to play, and it has not moved for an hour. In the capital, this kind of traffic jam is very common, and aunts and uncles are walking on the road with their pets.

The driver buddy is very proud, feeling that BJ is his own place, and saying that you look at this big BJ, it's awesome, the traffic jam is so high-grade.

Yin Deji said: ", Tang monks and apprentices are not as bitter as us, and finally crossed the mountains and mountains to get here, but they all saw this mountain, but they couldn't get in." ”

"Tang Seng at least passed through the daughter country, looked at the beauties, and was chased by goblins all the way." Lu Zejun said.

"What about Zhu Bajie?" Geng Hao asked.

"I regret drinking at the wedding banquet in Gao Laozhuang, otherwise why would I suffer with Tang Seng? Guo Moruo said, 'A thousand knives should be used to chop the meat of Tang monks', this thing has been taught repeatedly, and every time he abuses Sun Wukong, the shemale can't distinguish between them, if it were me, I would have resigned a long time ago. Lu Zejun said.

"Do you know what Sun Wukong regrets the most?" I asked.

"What?" They asked in unison.

"It's just that the seven fairies are fixed, but this thing is going to steal peaches,!" I made a joke.

They were amused, especially the driver buddies, laughing so much that tears came out, we saw that this fragrant mountain could not go, so we simply returned the same way and went to the botanical garden.

On the way to the botanical garden, the driver buddies were still laughing, almost laughing at the convulsions and not stopping the car and rear-end the BMW X6 in front of him.

When I came to the botanical garden, I didn't regret it, it was quite quiet here, the scenery was excellent, and I was glad that I didn't go to Xiangshan to join in the excitement and crowd people.

Liking plants and hating going to the zoo is a common dislike that F4 has had for a long time.

In our opinion, the zoo is the most cruel contempt for naturalism.

Whenever I saw the mournful eyes of the spiritless and hungry beasts in the zoo, I couldn't resist thinking that I was one of the most sinful human beings and deserved to go to hell when I died.

Imprisoning otherwise free beings to satisfy the desires of the eyes will not work, at least not with me. So I can't keep a pet in my life, and I can't tolerate restricting a living thing, even if it's wearing a collar with it.

F4 reached a consensus on this, and when we were in Qiaobian Town, we often secretly released small animals caught by hunters in the mountains.

Once, when the poachers found out, the dog took a shotgun at us, and the scattered bullets slammed into the pine tree next to us, knocking the tree to the point that the skin was open and the sawdust was flying.

We were so scared that we ran while scolding, and one of Yin Deji's shoes ran off. We finally rescued the red panda and released it alive.

Visit the Botanical Garden, and in the evening we will meet at a small restaurant near the film school.

Yin Deji emphasized color and neglected friends, and said that he was going to help Brother Mei clean up the noodle restaurant, but we couldn't keep him, so we let him go.

Geng Hao said that he would go back to school first to deal with the dot painting exhibition, and then come to us in a while.

This small restaurant features Southern home-cooked cuisine and is decorated in style, with tables, chairs, benches, and toilets all with movie symbols. Have Robert pee? De Niro and Jodie Foster stood guard, feeling that their acting skills were extraordinary, and it would be no problem to win the Golden Rooster and Silver Rooster Awards.

I asked Lu Zehuan to order food and said, "I'm sitting in the village today, you're welcome." ”

Lu Zejun smiled and said, "Okay, today I will bankrupt your family, and you have to sell your underwear." ”

"Just ask, if you don't have the money to pay, I'll put your little brother here to be a turtle first."

Lu Zehuan said this in his mouth, but he was thinking about how to save me money, and he ordered all the light dishes that women eat to lose weight.

"You kid has become hypocritical, and you are still polite to me?"

He pointed to a big, shiny, round pimple on his forehead and said, "BJ is dry, you have to eat something light." ”

"You're Sichun." I grabbed the menu and ordered a grilled lamb chop, a steamed mandarin fish, and a stir-fried pork fillet with fresh bamboo shoots.

In between serving, I asked Lu Zejun: "How is your college life, have you ever met a girl who looks at the right eye, have you done it?" ”

He waved his hand: "I'll go, don't say it, I'll live in hell with you compared to me." ”

Lu Zejun told me about college.

It is no wonder that the School of Mining and the University of Liberal Arts are incompatible in the competition for female resources, there is no female student in his class, and the male can instantly congest as long as he sees the female animal's lower body**.

His English teacher is a beautiful woman, and of course I suspect that Lu Zejun's aesthetic has degraded in Jurassic Park for a long time, and the standard of beauty may be compromised.

Esthetician Li Zehou and his old man believe that the essence of beauty is corresponded to things, and human activities are corresponded to the consciousness of the heart.

It is said that no one was late for class and left early, and the classroom was almost crowded every time. Even lazy patients with advanced cancer who usually lie in bed until 12:30 p.m. in the dormitory do not miss class.

The night's sleeping talk and ** all revolve around the English teacher, which is a myth created by a woman.

The Japanese writer Junichi Watanabe once said: "Women are like an impenetrable profundity, an incredibly wonderful existence." "When there is a lack of women and they are dying of thirst, Junichi Watanabe's words are more reasonable.

I sympathize with these buddies in the mines, who are at the age when they need women the most, but they are faced with a bunch of stinky men.

On the contrary, there are a lot of fragrant women around them, but they don't have the courage to go out of the forbidden area of the soul and go to the body and soul, but they are cocooned and bound themselves, masturbating in the pile of love letters of beautiful women. Sometimes I feel so fucking sick when I think about it.

Lu Zehuan said: "What is the situation between you and Fu Wenxin, the blind can see that you are a couple, why don't you be brave, will you die if you confess first?"

"No one is in China anymore, so we don't discuss her."

He continued to ask: "Is it because of Haozi?" ”

"No more discussions." Again, I emphasize.

Lu Zehuan pointed at me and said, "Cowardice!" ”

"I'm a naturalist in love, and I can't imprison someone with myself." I'll be serious.

"Cowardice!" Lu Zejun pointed at me again and repeated.

I had no choice but to spread my hands.

"Grandpa is okay at home? Call back more, it's not easy for the old man to be alone. ”

Lu Zehuan's face suddenly became a little ugly: "It's okay." ”

"Uncle Lu didn't have anything, don't hide it from your brothers."

"No, no, he's fine."

In fact, with Lu Zejun's grades, he could have gone to a better school, and he finally chose the School of Mining, because this school not only gave him free tuition, but also gave him scholarships every year. He said: "I chose the School of Mining at the school I was guaranteed to attend, do you really think that I went there to get rid of tuition fees and get scholarships? ”

"Of course, I know that Professor Lu is studying for the rise of China's coal industry."

He was slightly sad and said, "That's too far." I still remember when we were children, the sky was so blue that people wanted to cry when they saw it, and now when you look at the gray sky above our heads, we want to cry even more. ”

"Understand your thoughts, and support you, let's burn clean coal, and don't let our descendants live with their mouths closed in masks and can't breathe freely."

"There is an economist named Boulding, who divides the development model of the human economy into two models: the 'shepherd boy economy' and the 'spaceship economy'. The shepherd boy economy is primitive and barbaric, and if you think about it, the shepherd boy who disregards the destruction of the environment when grazing his cattle will definitely bring disaster to himself in the end. The 'spaceship economy' refers to the rational use of resources in a limited space, thus forming a virtuous ecosystem. Look at the soil, rivers, and air around us, and all of them are the result of an ignorant shepherd boy's indiscriminate grazing? ”

"Well said, we need more people like Carson to stand up."

"The environmentalist who wrote 'Silent Spring'?"

"That's right! She is not only an environmentalist, but also a responsible intellectual. Before the society purifies the air, it must first purify the atmosphere, and without an intellectual like Carson, how sad should mankind be! ”

Lu Zehuan was a little helpless: "To tell the truth, there are many old professors engaged in coal washing research in universities, not because our technology is not good, nor is it that the funds invested are not enough, but that the technology and funds are not used." ”

At this time, the dish was almost ready, and he and I both hated alcohol, so we asked for a puff of fresh orange juice.

After touching a glass, I said, "I'm interested in what you say." ”

He said: "We have a teacher surnamed Tang in our professional class, who is the kind of person who really wants to do something, and his talent and professional knowledge are first-class in the industry, but it is a pity that he will not behave in the world, will not be clever, and will hit a wall everywhere, and now he is still a lecturer in his 50s." At present, most scientific research projects are to make money and plagiarize foreign papers, and too few can really produce results that benefit the people. ”

I couldn't agree more, saying, "I've heard something similar from some of my predecessors, that the bureaucracy is deep in its bones and doesn't tolerate heresies. This society has the soil for cultivating slaves, and it is so fucking difficult to really do something about it. ”

Lu Zehuan shook the juice in the cup, and a string of small bubbles instantly appeared on the edge of the cup, and when the bubble did not disappear, he became a literary and artistic youth: "Life is the same as the bubbles in this juice, it may burst at any time, it is a pity not to do what I want to do, I may not even see Carson's back in my life, but I have the ideal of following her spirit." Tell me about your ideals, big brother. ”

Among the four of us, according to the birth order, I was the first, Yin Deji was the second, Geng Hao was the third, and Lu Zejun came out last.

Although the four of them completed the mother and baby delivery within one minute, F4 inherited the ancient tradition of the rivers and lakes, and the eldest brother was born one second, and the eldest was the boss.

Back then, when I was fooling around in Bridgeside Town, sometimes they called me big brother or boss, which sounded like a hooligan, especially fucking energetic.

When I grew up, it was the first time I heard Lu Zehuan call me like this, and I dreamed back to the trance of my youth.

I said: "My ideal is to set up my own magazine, like Chu Anping's Observation, hoping that there will be an unbiased speech, which can cultivate the seeds of free thought for society, and give transcendent elements other than Yang Mo a common place to speak." ”

Lu Zejun's eyes widened, and his originally big eyes looked like a pair of bull's eyes, which was his unique focused expression when he was serious: "Damn, it sounds very windy." Can I become an author? ”

"Yes, I promise that I won't owe you any fees." I told him that it was as if I was the editor-in-chief of the magazine.

"We engineering people don't have the same feelings and spirit as you, and I am worried that I will face my other half as much emotion as the machine in the future. I especially admire your state of mind, that kind of high-definition and high-minded disdain for the world. ”

I laughed out loud and said, "Do you want to say that I'm too pretending, ** just say it, in BJ words, I won't smoke you." ”

Lu Zehuan smiled and said, "To tell the truth, no, I admire it from the bottom of my heart." After saying that, he took a glass of juice and drank it all to show his sincerity.

This guy could get drunk with juice, and after eating it, he was like drinking high, and said to me, "If I were very different from you in the future, would you still be like I am now when I was my own brother?" ”

I was surprised and asked, "Have you been bitten by a mutant spider or irradiated by gamma rays or hit 5 million, as if your kid is about to mutate." Don't think about it, we grew up together since we were children, we have all drunk blood wine and sworn poison, and if we can still dismantle the stage, we will be thundered and struck, let us laugh and be proud of this big BJ in the future, be a new young man with a dream, and let all the people who once looked down on us look down on us! ”

He looked out the window at the passers-by walking hurriedly and said: "I hope we won't be like these people who have forgotten their original intentions and been grinded into mediocrity by reality, living so busy and without self." ”

"We won't." It's like a guarantee, more like an expectation. Life is like catching loaches when I was a child, this hole is dug into it by hand, sometimes it is a fat and big loach, sometimes it is a yellow eel, sometimes it is a bunch of blood-sucking leeches. However, we can't stop digging this hole just because there is a possibility of leeches, at that time, our hearts are sunny, even if the leeches are full of crotch, we have to dig this hole.

Talking about the bloody alliance by the Yihe River when we were teenagers, we couldn't help laughing, and began to fall into the web of memories and couldn't extricate ourselves, remembering many ugly and embarrassing things in previous years, and we felt funny and funny on our lips, but our hearts were very warm.