Chapter 19 Be Elegant and Not Dirty? …… It's not dirty, how can anyone look at it?
"It's nice to be young......"
In the early morning, because several male disciples went to Nagato early in the morning to help entertain guests, the whole mountain seemed very quiet, and the sound of birds and birds and the sound of the kitchen came and went. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The beauty with black hair looked at the daughter in red clothes and the girl in the green shirt who sometimes played, sometimes whispered and laughed, and sighed involuntarily, and then she noticed her gaffe, subconsciously coughed dryly, and swept around weakly, fortunately her husband was cooking and didn't notice her talking to herself.
This beautiful young woman's name is Su Ru, she is the first beauty of the previous generation in Qingyunmen, and her style is prosperous, and she is by no means inferior to Zhao Mingyue and Lu Xueqi of this generation.
However, to the regret of Qingyun's previous generation and even this generation of male disciples, her husband is neither a steady, mature, and high-ranking Dao Xuan Sect, nor a handsome and starry-eyed, high-spirited Wan Jianyi.
On the contrary, it is the late bloomer, pot-bellied, and neither earns money nor teaches his disciples.
Therefore, love does make people blind and brainless.
…… This is the first thought that people think when they see the couple.
Unlike Shuiyue Shouza, who is in a state of severe endocrine disorder, which is specifically characterized by more and more serious violent tendencies, and can't hear words like "single" and "married", Su Ru's temper can be regarded as everyone's best type in Qingyunmen———— except when she educates her apprentices.
Of course, we have reason to believe that this is a rather gentle lady, very, very gentle, harmless to humans and animals.
Why? Because everything is only outstanding when there is comparison, only compared with the lazy and troublesome old goods like Shang Zhengliang and others, can Uncle Su's conscientiousness be highlighted, especially in the education of his daughter, unlike some old virgins who have been single for decades, she never punishes children, nor does she not give food to eat, her education method is to let Tian Linger have a very deep memory of the mistakes she has made and a repentance that will never be forgotten.
For example, hang a sign in front of the barren chest that reads, "My boobs are small, but my one is big", or "Sell your body, sell your body, three twos, three or one pounds", or "Friend, ask for a ticket" and other signs from the East City Gate of Heyang all the way through the city to the West City Gate of Heyang......
This memory is indeed shameful and deep enough......
In other words, compared to Li Chunyang, this guy is obviously much more terrifying, hey......
Just when Su Ru was thinking about today's arrangements for martial arts, the two girls were whispering in the bamboo forest.
"I don't think this part of the plot is right."
Baguio Yizheng unreservedly expressed his opinion on Tian Ling'er's works: "Song Daren is obviously an honest man, how can there be such a setting as a belly black attack? ”
“…… Idiot! Haven't you heard that pink hair is black when cut? It seems that the more honest a person is, the less honest he is. ”
"Oh, that makes sense, alas, what's going on with this Xiao Yicai? I've seen him a few times in Heyang, and he looks like a neighbor's big brother, how can he have so many bad intentions...... Hey, even the barb-shaped ****** stick was invented by him for revenge, how are you, you......"
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It's a terrible speech, just skip it and get down to business.
"Britney, let me ask you, where did my eldest brother go today?"
Tian Ling'er rolled her eyes: "I'm not called Xiao Tiantian, you can call me Xiao Tian...... Wait, how can this name have a horrible malice......"
"Okay, Xiao Tian Tian, Tian of four, where is my eldest brother? I haven't seen anyone in the past few days......"
Baguio propped his chin at the dinner table, and the corners of the eyes of the fat man who was sitting on the table twitched: "He won't be with that again...... Fighting, right? ”
As she spoke, she pointed in the direction of Xiaozhufeng, a little worried, "That woman is really strong, I feel even stronger than that violent monk in Tianyin Temple." Big brother will be fine, right? ”
“…… Although I don't know who the monk you are talking about is, after all, Senior Nephew Zhao is a peerless person who can stand side by side with your brother and suppress the demons of the world for fifty years. ”
Su Ru patted her shoulder: "Don't worry, even if it fights, it's nothing, as long as it's not a life-and-death duel, you basically won't get hurt......"
That's right, if you run fast, you can't hit, and of course you won't get hurt......
The girl complained slightly, and then thought that if the eldest brother couldn't beat it, it would be useless for her to worry, so she put her mind at ease and began to concentrate on eating, and then found out......
What the hell is going on on this table?
That bowl of yellow and clear, similar to the reincarnation of grains, you tell me that this is a sweet potato? And what is the larva of an arthropod that looks like a fried silkworm pupa but is by no means a silkworm chrysalis?
I'll go, does Britney usually eat these?
In other words, this also has the same effect as papaya?
She delicately picked up a piece of white stuff and hesitated for a long time without speaking.
Su Ru smiled: "This is a sweet potato, it is a heat-clearing table, you eat more......"
Baguio rolled her dead fish eyes, delicately swam away from Uncle Su's chest for a few seconds, and then took a bite of the sweet potato fiercely.
So it's useless to rub it yourself, right? If you want to reach the scale of your old man, you still have to pay attention to your diet, papaya, sweet potato should be useful, watermelon...... Forget about watermelon, there is too much moisture. What about cucumbers? Ah, yes, Aunt You often buys some cucumbers, but I haven't seen her eat a few, and the purpose of cucumbers is not to eat......
She leaned over slightly and whispered in Tian Ling'er's ear: "Do you want to go to your headquarters to have a look later, maybe the eldest brother is there?" ”
Tian Ling'er's face stiffened slightly, then shook his head, and threatened as if nothing had happened: "There are only a few perverts and drunkards there today, you'd better not go, otherwise your chastity will not be guaranteed." ”
The girl was shocked: "Is Qingyunmen so dangerous?" ”
"I live in a sect full of faggets and gentlemen, and I'm really desperate......"
"Peng!" , "Peng! ”
The two of them covered their heads, and heard Su Ru's cold voice say, "If you don't eat seriously, you two will go and sign a sign in Taiji Square for me." ”
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Yes, although Tian Ling'er is a bit exaggerated, it is true.
In today's True Transmission Disciple Dao Fa Exchange Room, there are really only a few gentlemen and drunkards.
There were four humanoid trash neatly lying on the table where Tian Ling'er usually played the piano, and it was already early hour, and the clean sunlight came in through the window, waking up the person who had been hungover all night.
Zeng Shushu, who was usually dressed in a royal blue robe, squirmed, he raised his head to look, and then lay down again, his voice a little low: "Ah, Erleng, you don't look very good." ”
"Isn't that the same with you?" The thick eyebrows and big eyes also squirmed, and he raised his head and showed a stubborn smile, "I'm a tall and strong man, oh, I don't care about alcohol or anything at all." ”
"You can't say that, you didn't drink much last night." A handsome and dashing young man on the side, with arrogance between his eyebrows, muttered sleepily, "You are so weak and completely a kidney problem, hmph, you dare to fly ...... double"
Shang Yuan laughed disdainfully, and then wondered, "Huh? I've forgotten where I drank last night......"
"At the Phoenix Pavilion." Zeng Shushu smiled gloomily: "Chunfeng Lou has Senior Brother Xiao's eyeliner, or the best winery opened by Uncle Tianyun, it is both cheap and good, hey, you can also call it a girl, let me tell you, the general of Luoxia Peak is drunk, amazing!" ”
"Praise a fart! Damn, I almost died there yesterday......" mentioned last night, the last guy's eyebrows were thin, and the face of the young man with a cold temperament showed a little bitterness and fear: "Lao Tzu's seven-tailed centipede almost really soaked in wine......"
The other three seemed to have been bitten by a scorpion, jumped up, pointed at him and scolded: "Qin Wuyan, you are a turtle son, you drank and brought the seven-tailed centipede with you, if something goes wrong, what if that beast runs out and bites?" ”
Qin Wuyan, the youngest closed disciple of the Poison God, the next generation master of the Ten Thousand Poison Sect, waved his hand casually: "If you are bitten, wipe some saliva." ”
I was bitten by the world's most poisonous seven-tailed centipede, and you let me wipe my saliva?
Sure enough, the friends of the pit goods can only be the pit goods.
Qin Wuyan rubbed his head and said uncomfortably: "Shushu, did you have any agreement with others last night?" ”
"Agreed?" Zeng Shushu, who was sorting out his clothes, suddenly froze, "Should I ...... I don't think I'll meet Kewpie! All of a sudden, the contract was signed! He said in a panic, then turned his gaze to Shang Yuan's body, "Erleng...... No, Yuan! What happened last night? ”
"I don't know anything." Thick eyebrows and big eyes turned his head to the side, and said in a muffled voice.
"But your eyes tell me you know everything...... You're watching me talk......" Qingyun's first gentleman hugged his head and shouted, "What's going on?" I care about it, I care about it, I care about it, I care about it......"
"Don't worry, Shushu," the young man who had been silent on the side patted him on the shoulder, his arrogant forehead suddenly stretched, and the banter in his eyes became more and more serious: "The theme of a magical boy being bitten off his head will be very popular......"
“…… That's not a good ending at all! It's totally depressing! Li Xun, you are not a good thing, you always make up some strange stories with your master, and the final ending is either a cheating father or a simple eunuch. Zeng Shushu walked around the room and muttered, "What happened? ”
The true disciple of the Incense Valley shrugged his shoulders and stretched: "Ah, the smell of wine in this body, I really want to take a bath, how about we go to take a bath under the Hongqiao?" I'm about to go to Tai Chi Square, and the junior sister must be able to smell such a heavy smell of wine. ”
"Going to take a bath in Bibo Pond? Lingzun is worried that there is no ration for the winter, you go slowly, if you are bitten off the head, please write a feeling, I am always curious......"
"Then why don't you go to Chaoyang Peak?"
Qin Wuyan pointed to the east and said in a low voice, "When I saw that golden light, I didn't have the courage to go up the mountain." ”
"Senior brother shouldn't be on the mountain......"
Shang Yuan's ears suddenly moved, and he gestured to them not to speak, listened intently for a while, and said strangely: "There is a sword light coming this way, what a sharp sword intent...... Strange, who will come here at this time? ”
Zeng Shushu gently closed the window, and said in the same confusion: "Could it be a law enforcement disciple?" Ah Yuan, who is on duty in this area today? ”
"If I remember correctly, it should be Xiaozhufeng......"
Then, the four of them were very tacitly silent.
Zeng Shushu said bitterly: "I think, we are in trouble...... Get ready to escape! ”