Chapter 18: Look, Black History Isn't It Coming Out (Spread Your Hands)
Qixi Festival, also known as the Qiqiao Festival or the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Festival, is one of the traditional festivals in the East. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info It's a day of love, romance and eating beef.
Why do you want to eat beef......
Men and women exchange gifts on this day to express their love or friendship, and vow in front of the moon flowers, which is simply unbearable and difficult to look at.
In Heyang, Central Plains, there are also such evil days. In fact, compared with the Shangyuan Festival of "laughter and dark fragrance", the Central Plains people obviously prefer the shameless Qixi Festival, well, it is talking about the matchmaking between a mortal and a fairy (the cow cannot be regarded as a matchmaker)...... Speaking of this issue, we might as well talk about the traditional customs of the Central Plains people. There should be three festivals that can be called Valentine's Day, Qixi Festival, Lantern Festival and Shangsi Festival. The tragedy is that during the Lantern Festival, everyone's attention is actually more focused on guessing lantern riddles and eating Lantern Festival, and the Shangsi Festival is ...... Because it is the same day as the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West, in this world of cultivators who are mostly single dogs, if anyone dares to openly show affection on this day, the ending will not be too sour - don't forget that the legendary Queen Mother of the West, the head of the gods of Western Kunlun, is actually single............
As for the Qixi Festival - well, although the Qixi Festival is only a day of begging, it is indeed the most suitable Valentine's Day from the perspective of legends and settings. But what is more sad is that in the Qingyunmen territory, on this day, every family will slaughter a cow to celebrate the festival, and the pink color is not strong, but it is full of blood.
I don't know if it's because of the displeasure with the matchmaker, anyway, the beef in Heyang City has been on sale in the past two months, and the beef that has been hoarded for a month has to be thrown away if it is not sold, so the taste of this meat is not very good at all.
"Too much deception!"
Heyang City, on the second floor of Shanhaiyuan, a burst of slapping the table and shouting and scolding came from afar.
Qingyunmen, the largest chain restaurant in the Central Plains, the shopkeeper has recently been worried about the hundreds of catties of beef that has been about to spoil, coinciding with the Qingyunmen Seven Veins Martial Arts, and there are more people in the practice of resting in the river, and the black-hearted shopkeeper immediately made a decision and immediately readjusted the dishes on the menu.
The unlucky one from out of town frowned and looked at the slip of beef on the list.
Boiled, stir-fried, stewed, simmered, steamed......
Boss, how much enmity do you have with the cow......
As for changing restaurants......
I'm sorry, although Heyang is mixed, but the catering industry and the pharmaceutical industry are basically monopolized by Qingyunmen, of course, there are some tertiary industries that never touch their hands - such as a series of high-end clubs run by Hehuan faction, where the food is rich and tastes good, what you want to eat, and the service attitude is also first-class, of course, as long as you have money......
The cultivators, who had always been shy in their pockets, returned to Shanhaiyuan in a gloomy manner, and then looked at the menu and pinched their noses to order.
Cold violence and undisciplined exercise is the consistent feature of Qingyunmen's restaurant, and you have to eat if you don't eat.
Xiao Er was holding a big plate, and when he was about to go upstairs, a woman in black suddenly came downstairs.
Dressed in a black gauze skirt, covered by black gauze, with dark hair as deep as water, two thin black curved eyebrows, and dark eyes containing countless beauty and endless frost between the eyelashes, this woman can't tell her age, but her slender and graceful under the black gauze skirt shows that even if this woman is not a young girl, she must be a beautiful woman with all kinds of charms (you say yes).
Looking at the shopkeeper with cold eyes, the shopkeeper's face remained unchanged under her gaze, as if she was accustomed to it, Shi Shiran stuffed the dish into her hand, turned around and left, not to mention respect, not even polite.
He didn't know who this woman was, but a simple rule in the restaurant under Qingyunmen.
For this kind of guy who doesn't look at people squarely, or who is angry, you can give him whatever he wants, and offer it as an ancestor, of course, the price is tripled. You also don't have to pay attention to it like you do with the enemy who killed your father, you don't have to nod your head, and you don't have to worry that these cultivators will be unhappy and turn their faces and do something.
Because the seven-star sword in the Heyang City Lord's Mansion is resting there, which thing that doesn't have long eyes comes here to spread wild?
Even if Xiao Yicai can't beat it, there is still the famous sword on Chaoyang Peak that intimidates the world.
The woman stared coldly at the back of the shopkeeper, then snorted softly and turned around and walked upstairs.
A large private room on the second floor was full of people in black, lined up on the left and right, and a middle-aged man in the middle was furious.
"It's too much of a deception! Qingyunmen is simply too deceitful! Ah, Dao Xuan, Lao Tzu and you are not finished......"
This is a middle-aged Mai man, with a majestic face, handsome and elegant, but at this moment he is slamming the table, and his face is flushed.
When he saw the woman in black coming in, he roared even more: "Lie to Lao Tzu and say that all the beef feasts are all changed flavors!" I'm going to grass his grandma! ”
The woman put the dish on the table and said warmly: "The sect master is angry, come and taste the legendary steamed fish." ”
When the middle-aged man heard this, he took a deep breath, his face became calm, he couldn't wait to open the plate, took a deep breath of the overflowing fragrance, and hurriedly picked up the chopsticks, put a chopstick on the fish's belly, and put it in his mouth.
"Well, it melts in the mouth, the tongue is moist, and the teeth and cheeks are fresh, which is really worthy of the name of the fish." The man praised it, put down his chopsticks, looked at the woman beside him, and sneered: "That group of old horsemen can really enjoy it, the one we just ate, what is it called?" I asked my disciples to find this fish from 800 miles away, all the way to Heyang City, and it was still alive and kicking a moment before the knife. The original! ”
"I told you not to come here to eat, the taste is needless to say, the price is still expensive, and the most annoying thing is that even a shopkeeper dares to throw my face ......"
The middle-aged man smiled when he heard this: "After all, it is the best style in the world, what else can we do, it's not just pretending to be a grandson." ”
"Humph!" The woman looked bored and impatient: "Why don't you go to Qingyunmen, there is still an hour to start." ”
The middle-aged man was eating, and his speech was slurred: "Yuyangzi of the Immortal Hall and Mrs. Sanmiao of the Hehuan Sect didn't go, why am I going to go alone?" ”
"Isn't the poison god gone too?"
The middle-aged man put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth, and half of the fish was gone.
He hiccuped pleasantly, waved his hand, and said with a smile: "People have old friends in Qingyunmen." ”
The woman was silent for a moment, and suddenly said, "Don't you have it too?" ”
Then, the atmosphere became weird, and the twelve black-clothed people standing in the corner of the private room suddenly felt an inexplicable chill hit their hearts.
The middle-aged man's face changed several times, and he sighed: "He has always refused to recognize me as a father, and I don't have the cheekiness to climb other people's relatives in vain." ”
"But he's really good to Baguio......"
This vicissitudes of life and majestic man is Li Chunyang's biological father, the sect master of the Ghost King, and the woman in black on one side is the aunt in Baguio's mouth, the Holy Envoy of the Ghost King Sect, and the rumored concubine of Wan Jianyi (cough), Youji.
He ...... It's true to Baguio, I know that. The ghost king nodded, stood up and pushed open the window, and saw that Heyang City was full of traffic, people came and went, and even from time to time there was a sword light that pierced the sky and galloped towards Qingyun.
"In fact, there are many people who know this secret, good and evil, but no one dares to take it out and talk about it, one, Dao Xuan, they are afraid that I will use blood and family affection to bind pure yang, and second,"
He suddenly turned his head and looked at Youhime, with an indescribable complicated feeling: "I'm afraid that he will kill me." ”
"I've been thinking all these years, if I hadn't hardened my heart and driven out the eight-month-old pregnant woman from the Ghost King Sect, perhaps, I have a son and a daughter now, and maybe I even have a grandson Chenghuan under my knees."
"If Baguio hadn't been so naughty five years ago and went to Tianyin Temple to see the immeasurable jade, we wouldn't have recognized each other even if we met, and I wouldn't be so miserable now."
"But there are no ifs, no ifs...... The past is gone......"
Yuhime listened to him nag about things and exclamations that he had read hundreds of times, and was a little amused: "He is your son after all." If you really can put it down, what are you doing here today? ”
The ghost king was at a loss: "Of course, it's because I can't rest assured that Yao'er ......"
Yu Ji ignored him, inspected the twelve black-clothed men who looked like wood, and asked, "Did the sect master let you go and buy some valuable things yesterday?" ”
"The Holy Envoy is wise!" The twelve great cultivators at the peak of the Jade Qing Dynasty praised in unison.
The Ghost King cried out in dissatisfaction: "Hey, you guys shut up......"
"Did you ask Xiao Yi to send it to Chaoyang Peak?"
"Dharma Protector." The twelve great cultivators at the peak of the Jade Qing Dynasty still praised in unison, making the Ghost King's eyelids twitch non-stop.
The Wise Sage's Suzaku Saint looked at the Ghost King with a clear expression in his eyes, "What are you still pretending to be in front of the old lady?" ”
The ghost king suddenly lay on the table, with a weak face: "Ah, I'm a dead tsundere, it's really a subversive image......"
"It's Youhime, what are you doing in Heyang? Is it really to see Wan Jianyi? He's really that good...... I really don't know what you guys are thinking? ”
Yu Ji smiled coldly: "What are you going to do to see him?" I heard that he is now living and flying with his junior brother Cangsong, so happy (lying down), I won't join in the fun. ”
It's just the rumors of those gray grandsons, do you really believe it......
The ghost king's face was sour, and his face was subtle: "Actually, if you don't feel disgusting, you can play threesome...... If you call the water moon again, you can play against each other, you see, how happy. ”
"It's disgusting." You Ji slapped this old man so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and sneered: "I'm just going to find Shui Yue to catch up with the old days, you have the spare time to make up some yellow jokes here, it's better to go and get Qinglong and Xuanwu back." ”
“…… Damn, aren't they playing mahjong at Fengyue Ancestor...... Nima! ”
The ghost king thought of one thing, and the smile on his face had frozen: "Fengyue, that old slut likes to join in the fun, they must go to Qingyun, a few of you go to prepare a set of night clothes, and this seat will also sneak into Qingyun......"
The helmsman of the Ghost King Sect, the gangster boss in the cultivation world, was blown away by a palm again: "Wear night clothes in broad daylight, sect master, you eat Chen beef stupidly......
“…… Sure enough, that beef was poisonous......"