Chapter Twenty-Six: Eating and Crying the Pope
As mentioned in the last book, Wang Dongxing's gang, who returned to the world from the flood famine, came to the Vatican thousands of miles away because of a teleportation error. In order to be repatriated to China, Wang Dongxing decided to negotiate with www.biquge.info the Pope in order to be repatriated to China.
"Catch them!" Just when Wang Dongxing was intoxicated with the mountains and rivers, a group of knights wearing thick silver plate armor appeared in front of Wang Dongxing and roared.
"Wow! What's going on? Horseback riding and slashing? This equipment is at least a top-level class! Svadia Knights? Wang Dongxing spit out his groove and said happily in the bitterness.
Pangu couldn't help but look sideways when he saw Wang Dongxing's skillful head-holding action - it seems that his brother is definitely not an ordinary person, can ordinary people practice the action of admitting it so smoothly and freely? The cliff can't! So in order not to disrupt Wang Dongxing's plan, Pangu also squatted down and hugged his head.
"Captain! Don't shoot! It's me! It's me! Wang Dongxing shouted very doggyly: "I am a good citizen!" Great drop of good people! ”
"Whether you are a good person or not, you don't count, the Pope has the final say!" The leading brother of the knights commanded the way.
"Yes, yes, yes! In the light of God, all darkness will be swept away! Hurry up and meet the Pope! Let the Pope clear my grievances! Eldest brother! I'm such a nice person! Wang Dongxing was pitiful and said with red eyes.
"Good guys? Phew! Do good people run around? The lead brother asked.
Wang Dongxing is out of line: "Gotcha! Send me directly to the Pope! I'll tell the Pope something! ”
"Honestly follow me! Don't try to cause any trouble! The eldest brother who took the lead said coldly that the basic quality of a combatant is to remain calm.
Wang Dongxing made a triumphant gesture at Wang Gangdan, as long as he could see the Pope, everything would be easy to say, after all, the Pope knew much more than these grassroots clerks.
When the Pope saw Wang Dongxing, he saw an unkempt and naked old rascal, and Pangu was not much stronger than Wang Dongxing. These damn knights won't even give them a single piece of clothing! What a sad story!
As soon as the Pope saw Wang Dongxing, he frowned, and asked in a cold voice: "Gods from the East, I don't know what you are doing when you come to the Pope's State?" ”
He could feel the strong fairy flavor on Wang Dongxing's body, after all, he was God's spokesman in the world, and he had his own set of methods for observing immortals.
"Uh... Your Excellency, Your Excellency, would you believe me if I said that my presence was an accident? Wang Dongxing found a chair and sat down, holding Wang Gangdan's voice and interpreting at the same time.
"I believe it!" The old man of the Pope said firmly: "The gods cannot lie in front of the gods, this is the realm of the Holy Lord, and the lies you tell will be detected." ”
"That's good! That's good! His Majesty the Pope, I don't know... Can you find me two sets of clothes? It's not good to be naked! I had an accident when I was traveling through time and space, so I could only come here naked......" Wang Dongxing sorted out the wording and talked eloquently.
"This is easy to say, easy to say!" The Pope hurriedly sent someone to fetch two sets of clothes. He continued: "The arrival of the gods of the East in the territory of the Western Realm is already an invasion of faith, so as the spokesman of the gods, I must report this matter - I wonder what your opinion is?" ”
Wang Dongxing shook his head again and again, and said hatefully: "No, no!" Let you go up and negotiate with me! This time I'm also the victim! You have to give me an explanation! ”
The first time the Pope saw such a human immortal, in his eyes the gods were tall, majestic, righteous and brave, but he didn't expect this oriental god to be like a small citizen, not at all like an otherworldly supreme existence.
"I would venture to ask, what is your position in the Eastern Realm?" The Pope asked hesitantly, this question involves the normal operation of the Eastern Border, and it stands to reason that the Pope cannot ask such a question, because such a question is not only a matter of disrespect, but also a suspicion of interfering in the personnel of neighboring countries.
But Wang Dongxing is an exception! His god rank immortal is no different from nothing, and he can't enjoy any immortal treatment.
Wang Dongxing waved his hand and said disappreciatively: "What are you presumptuous? I'm a temporary worker! Help the top top thunder and carry the black pot! Don't take me for a big deal, I was just like you a month ago! ”
The Pope was surprised and said, "So you became a god during this time?" ”
"There's nothing wrong with you saying that, but I, the god, only have blank checks and enjoy the treatment of civil servants, but I don't have a civil servant establishment. That's right! Have you contacted the person in charge of the fairy world? I'm a little homesick! People here are unfamiliar with the place, and there is not even a place to eat! Wang Dongxing rubbed his stomach and complained.
The old man of the Pope slapped his head and said, "Forgive me, gods! I'll arrange the meal! My chef here is from France, and his skills are very high! You won't be disappointed! ”
"That's good, that's good! By the way, please be sure to inform your cook, it doesn't matter if it's delicious or not, but the amount must be large, my eldest brother and I have to eat for 20 people each! There's no way, after becoming a god, the amount of food is very large! Wang Dongxing said shyly that Bilian didn't want Fes.
The Pope is in a cold sweat, the gods are really not ordinary, this amount of food is more than others!
After he was full of wine and food, Wang Dongxing began to give Pangu science a variety of things in the world, and the bustling and bright world directly dazzled Pangu, he lived alone in the chaos for countless years, and suddenly saw so many people, a little uncomfortable.
Wang Dongxing doesn't care how he fights with words! The current situation is no longer able to interfere with itself, this has already involved a diplomatic dispute between the Eastern Realm and the Western Realm, and it needs to be coordinated by the Foreign Affairs Department of the Immortal Realm Heavenly Court. After all, his current situation is completely caused by Heavenly Court's work mistakes, and all the consequences need to be borne by Heavenly Court, and Wang Dongxing can't carry this pot!
When the sun was about to set, the Pope walked into the reception room and said to Wang Dongxing: "The Holy Lord has already negotiated with the Jade Emperor of the Eastern Heaven Realm, all of this is a misunderstanding!" Please rest quiet, Your Excellency, for tomorrow an envoy will come to take you back to the Eastern Realm! ”
"That's good! That's it! Thank you for your hospitality! Ignorance... When does dinner start? I've heard that dinner in the West is the main meal, and there are many kinds of variety, isn't that true? I don't read much, don't lie to me! Wang Dongxing affectionately took the Pope's wrinkled hand and said enthusiastically, people are iron rice and steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic. After sacrificing his own cultivation, Wang Dongxing is now more mortal than a mortal, and three meals a day are essential!
The Pope's old face twitched, and he snorted: "This is ready!" That's ready! He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, thanks to the people of the Eastern Realm tomorrow to pick up this calamity, otherwise the entire Vatican's reserve of food would not be enough to eat these two goods! Is it possible to be able to eat as a prerequisite for becoming a god?
It seems that Wang Dongxing and Pangu have already scared the old man of the Pope! As soon as he thought of the amount of food eaten by Wang Dongxing and Pangu, his heart trembled! If you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves! This is similar to the psychology of poor relatives coming to the door! The hospitality is not good enough to make people see jokes, and treat them well... I can't afford to entertain you!
In the next chapter, Wang Dongxing will return to China! A new story is about to begin, so let's hear the next breakdown!
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