Chapter Twenty-Five: Crossing Mistakes

"I'm back! I, Hu Hansan, are back! I think that Lao Tzu had just opened, more than a dozen people, seven or eight guns, ......" Wang Dongxing, who cried with joy, smelled the air of the earth choking his throat and did not choose to speak, and actually sang a model play!

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Wang Dongxing, who is in the state of the primordial god, was directly reshaped after returning to the world, which can be regarded as the welfare of the traverser. This world still takes good care of its children.

"Ahhhh Let's get Brother Gu out! It's easy to get depressed by always being locked up in the little world inside you! Wang Dongxing said happily, Wang Dongxing didn't care too much about his cultivation coming to naught, the world was still relatively peaceful, and there were not too many fights and killings.

After Wang Gangdan answered, he opened a space door in front of him and released Pangu. At this moment, Pangu is two meters tall, as majestic as an iron tower, much more dignified than Wang Dongxing.

Wang Dongxing couldn't help but take a look, and sure enough, Pangu has short legs! Of course, in order not to find a beating, he couldn't hold back a laugh.

"That's right! Where is this? It's not like in the little advertisement of the cold jade fairy! Steel Egg, GPS Positioning - I Have a Bad Premonition! Wang Dongxing's heart inexplicably appeared with the sneer of the cold jade fairy before leaving.

Wang Gangdan searched the satellite signal, relocated the latitude and longitude and coordinates of the group, and sat on the ground.

"Sure enough, the crossing is off!" Wang Gangdan underestimated: "Our current location is the northwest corner of Rome City, Italy - this is not Italy!" It's the Vatican! Your sister! It's time to cross the realm! This is the territory of the Western Boundary, and if we are caught, it will involve diplomatic conflicts! ”

"What? Are we still smuggling? Wang Dongxing said disapprerovingly: "My Chinese national strength is strong, and at most I will be sent back to China!" I also saved two plane tickets for buddies! These two tickets refer to Pangu and Wang Dongxing, Wang Gangdan... He's the baggage!

Wang Gangdan was about to cry: "It has nothing to do with the world!" It's the diplomacy of the fairy world! Oh my master! You're a genuine immortal with an immortal book now! The most important thing is that you are an immortal in the Eastern Realm, and it is taboo for immortals to run around! ”

"It's... Let Mr. Yu come forward! I think he's good! Wang Dongxing said heartlessly.

"I'll go to your grandma's lap legs! Mr. Yu is taking care of every opportunity day by day, so do you have time to care about you? Accept your fate! Come on, master, let's turn ourselves in! The only person in Vatican City who can talk to the fairy world is the old man of the Pope! If we are sent to the best, the province will pull out the diplomatic contradictions, and if it is discovered by the people in the fairy world, we can only hand it over to the above to deal with! Our master and servant are not at the same level! Wang Gangdan wanted to cry without tears.

This luck is too bad! It's not good to travel somewhere, but I was teleported to the office of the Western Realm Human Affairs Office! Isn't this a provocation by Hongguoguo!

Wang Gangdan took advantage of the time to quickly search for the information of the Vatican. The Vatican is the smallest country in the world in terms of area. It is located on the Vatican Heights northwest of Rome, the capital of Italy. The territory includes St. Peter's Square, St. Peter's Basilica, the Pontifical Palace, the Pope's summer resort (Fort Gandolfo) and the Vatican Museums, among others. The territory is roughly triangular in shape and is surrounded on three sides by walls, except for St. Peter's Square, which is located in the southeast of the city. It is located on the right bank of the Tiber River, bordered by a walled city and has a "secret passage" that leads from the famous Castel Sant'Angelo to the Vatican City.

If you want to see the Pope, you can only go through the city gates! However, Pangu and Wang Dongxing are both black now, and the most important thing is that these two brothers are naked! In the chaos, no one looked at it, and the old men didn't pay attention to whether they were wearing clothes or not, and this time they returned to the human world to find that they and Pangu were not wearing clothes! That's embarrassing!

Before they could approach the Vatican, the group was stopped by the Swiss Guards wearing yellow and blue stripes, and the soldier with a black iron helmet inlaid with red hair on his head pointed at Wang Dongxing and shouted: "Stare! Quellochelagente? (Italian: Who?) Hold it! )”

As soon as this person spoke, Wang Gangdan gave a real-time translation: "Brother Dong! He told us to stop, and let us report to our home! ”

Wang Dongxing looked sad - he can only flatten the king steel egg! It's better than a translator! Wang Dongxing raised Wang Gangdan and shouted at the GIs of the Swiss Guard: "Don't do it!" We are good people! ”

The Swiss Guards asked, "Why don't you wear clothes?" ”

Wang Dongxing said, "We are God's people!" God's people come and go pure, and although the world is covered with wind and dust, no one can deprive us of the right to pursue light! O Lord Almighty! Accept the confession of your people! ”

The Swiss GI was stunned: "You are a Catholic?" ”

"That's right! That's right! We are devout Catholics, and I have traveled all the way from the East to eat and sleep in the open air, just to see God's messenger on earth! Please make it convenient for you, let us enter the Holy City! Wang Dongxing said bitterly.

Pangu was stunned on the side, Dongzi is too powerful! In other words, he is absolutely numb in the face of this kind of scene!

The soldier thought for a moment and asked, "Do you have identification?" ”

Wang Dongxing spread out his hands with a bitter face and turned around in a circle: "Brother Bing! Look at me naked, where is there a place to carry things? I bought this tablet just for translation! ”

The soldiers saw that Wang Dongxing did not look like a bad person, and finally agreed to let him and Pangu enter the city, but after entering the city, the soldiers must be supervised by the soldiers left and right, after all, Wang Dongxing and Pangu are too suspicious!

Wang Dongxing's face was as happy as a blooming chrysanthemum: "Thank you, Brother Bing!" God bless you! The light of the Lord is with you! ”

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Jingle jingle bell... The Pope was reading the Bible in his study when he heard the crisp sound of the amethyst wind chimes hanging in front of the window.

This string of wind chimes is a secret treasure inherited by the Holy See for thousands of years, it has no offensive or defensive effect, but it can detect the soul fluctuations of different gods, once a god from another world comes to the holy city, it will jingle the bell.

I haven't thought about this string of wind chimes for hundreds of years, and the Pope also heard the story of this string of wind chimes in legends, but I didn't expect it to ring today! Is there really a god in the world? It's just incredible!

When the Pope took office, he learned that there are really gods in this world, and it turns out that the Pope is really the spokesman of the gods walking on earth, because he has seen angels descend to earth with his own eyes!

The Pope couldn't sit still at this moment - why did the alien gods come to the Holy See? Needless to say? It's absolutely no good to come uninvited!

"Let the Knights of the Court Search the whole city for non-Western faces! It's better to make a mistake than to let it go! I'd like to see what the alien gods look like! The Pope stroked his white beard and ordered.

"Yes!" When the bishop heard this, he hurriedly went to inform him.

Wang Dongxing and Pangu, who were still immersed in the scenery of the Vatican, did not realize that they had become imaginary enemies of the Holy See! It's good to have no heart and no lungs!

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