Will she die if you don't see Eriko Daiko? I think you'd die even if you saw her. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoYou must know that among the fourteen girls in the class, twelve of them are the objects of the great god who will die if they don't see it!

Listening to the nonsense of the great god, I kept walking without squinting and still moving forward.

"My best friend, do you think I'm going to die? If I die, will Eriko Oko come to my funeral? If Eriko Oko can really come, I think she can be resurrected even if she is lying in a coffin, right? ”

Hearing this, I couldn't hold back any longer, and stared at the perverted god with a lewd face expressionlessly:

"So what the hell are you coming to me for? And you describe it as haggard, pale, and can't taste it, which is obviously a symptom of a cold, right? Is it still [if you don't see Eriko Daiko], you'll die? What does it have to do with you if Eriko doesn't come to school? ”

The great god's expression changed, and his previous expression of frivolous and cheap smile became serious and solemn: "My dear friend, do you believe in love at first sight?" ”

As soon as I see you, I want to flatten you! Love at first sight? I love your mother!

"If you tell me that you're in love with Eriko Oko again, I'm honestly not surprised."

The great god was surprised: "It deserves to be my best friend!" To know me is to be transparent! That's right! From the moment I saw Eriko Oko, I loved her so much that I couldn't help myself! Her appearance is like the dawn of the night, illuminating every corner of my heart, and my whole person is like a flower completely blooming for her! ”

The great god used an aria that he didn't know where to learn, and he was frustrated:

"Yesterday, just yesterday, Eriko didn't come to school, and I was lost and helpless all day, like wandering back and forth in a dark empty house. I understood my heart even more, and I fell in love with her! Crazy hopelessly in love with Eriko Oko! Now, even if I can't see Eriko Oko for a second, I'll fall into a state of suffocation, like a fish out of the water struggling powerlessly on the shore. Do you know? At this moment, I am suffering in pain and hesitation all the time! ”

You suffer as much as you suffer, right? What do you care about me?

Besides, out of the seven or eight hundred girls in the school, you're afraid that there are about five hundred love at first sight, but I'm quite curious, I can't see that if Eriko Daiko is really as painful as you say, why hasn't the pain of five hundred added up to torment you to death?

The great god pressed my shoulder: "You know what? My dear friend! The sincerity of the feelings in my heart is definitely not less than my love for the book! ”

No,When you compare the book with your feelings,,I know you're still a pervert.。

I unceremoniously shook off the god's hand and walked back to the toilet. Compared to listening to the sour words of the great god, I think the smell in the toilet is more refreshing.

But the great god was not ready to let me go, and he grabbed me by the shoulder:

"Best friend, you know Eriko Oko so well, you must know her phone number, hobbies, home address, measurements, underwear colors, and other information, right? Please let me know! ”

So you said so much just to ask me for information about Eriko Daiko? Phone number, hobbies, or something is within the normal range.,But the home address in the back is already a perverted stalker, right? Why do you think I'm going to know this?

And even if I really knew, why should I tell you this pervert?

But speaking of which, Eriko Oko did a really good job of secrecy, and even Yuji Okami, who is known as an intelligence expert, failed to get her physical information.

"Dear friend! You have to help me! I have the disease of [I will die if I don't see Dagong Eriko], I'm so tormented, I'm so miserable! Now you are the only one who can help me get rid of my illness!

I'm sorry, I can't help you, and even if I could, I wouldn't want to help you.

Shrugging my shoulders and breaking free from the god's arm, I walked forward again.

"Dear friend! You're so ruthless! Are you going to kill me?! ”

If you really want to die, please hurry up and die, if you die, there will be one less pervert in the world, and I will open a champagne to celebrate. And anyway, I'm going to resurrect you, and it won't take a minute to resurrect you then. But I'm sure I'm not going to waste any more effort on you.

"I know, I know!"

The great god suddenly realized, and then glared at me with an expression of disbelief and viciousness:

"You like Eriko Oko too, right? You want to treat Eriko Daiko as your own forbidden body and not give us a chance! It must be like this! It must be so! You bastard! I really misread you, I didn't expect you to be a scumbag who eats alone! ”

It turns out that sharing your girlfriend with others is not a scum in your eyes? Although Eriko Oko is not my girlfriend, you mean something about the same, right?

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I'll tell you everything you want to know."

The great god's eyes lit up, and his hideous face instantly turned into a flattering look: "Really? I know that you are not that kind of person, my husband's best friend, but we have known each other since the beginning of school, how could we break up because of just one woman?! ”

Who is that guy who just looked like he was going to eat people!

Speaking of which, I didn't really agree to the rude request of the great god, after all, how could a law-abiding person like me know the measurements of 77-56-78 of Eriko Oko? I won't know that she weighs only 49.4 kilograms.

I would say this mainly because there are so many people in the hallway!

It's class time, there are so many people in the corridor, many people are staring at me with mysterious expressions, and all kinds of rumors are rampant.

At this time, several girls kept staring at me.

"Look, look! That's the little man of class 7! ”

"Wow! Sure enough, it was the same as rumored..."

"Wow! He's seen it, hide! ”

What to hide? Do you think that if you cover your face with your hands, I will not see the flush on your face because of anger and disdain?

If you look down on me, you will say it directly, don't hide behind people's backs and chew on the root of your tongue.

I also know that most of my fame is notoriety in the school, so if I am dragged here by the great god and let him keep talking, and if the story of his crying and fussing around me spreads, the ghost knows what kind of story will evolve into after word of mouth.

Maybe it will become-

[The reason why the scumbag abandoned his girlfriend turned out to be for a man! ] 】

[There is a 'wife' behind the two daughters serving a husband?! ] 】

Oh my God! The celebrity doctor in the school is actually a two-way plug! 】

[Xiaofu's unknown 'friendship' Yuji Okami! ] It's not impossible to do these strange things! (To be continued.) )