While the great god has not yet made a lot of trouble, and no rumors have appeared, it is only right to calm down the great god and not cause trouble for me. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Anyway, I'm going to go to the toilet now, and I'll talk about it later when I get back."

"Going to the bathroom?"

I originally wanted to use a delaying tactic, but I didn't expect the god to eat my set: "It just so happens that I will also go to the bathroom, and I will go with you!" ”

As he spoke, he pushed me to the bathroom: "I don't delay talking when I go to the bathroom, and while competing to see who pees far, isn't it the romance of our men to discuss the girl's measurements?" ”

That's your perverted romance, right?

"Oops!? My best friend, why did you go to the cubicle! Everyone is a man, of course, they have to use a urine, how can they use the toilet like a girl?! Hey, don't close the door! I won't laugh at you for being small. ”

Laughing at my little? I'm afraid that pulling out your own will make you lose the courage to live!

This is no joke! After all, it's a DIY body, and you can get big wherever you want!

The door to the toilet cubicle was closed and locked. I sat on the toilet seat and fell into deep thought.

Why did the big monster left over from ancient times have to be forced to the toilet by a group of humans to escape reality? Why do I have to go to the toilet with that pervert of the great god? Why do I have to hide in the bathroom cubicle like Tomoko Kuroki and think about life in the posture of Mototo Ikari like Tomoko Kuroki?

Come to think of it, probably my demon personality is too gentle, if I met other powerful and lustful protagonists like me, I would have plowed the world several times, found all the beautiful and individual girls and created a crystal palace that broke through the sky.

Of course I wanted to do it, but why didn't I do it when I had the capital to do it? Thinking about it, the bastard in the black stockings was deliberately making things difficult for me. According to his words, my character is innate, and it is the influence that my ontology brings to me, after all, my ontology is a good peace-loving monster.

I said you're farting! Have you ever seen a good monster like me? Killing people is like numbness, killing people without blinking, and it is me who describes it!

"My husband's best friend! Haven't you come out yet? You've been there for half an hour! ”

Half an hour for your brother-in-law! It's only been in for five minutes, right? Do you have no concept of time when I have it?

"Can I have kidney deficiency and urination? If you want to go, you can go by yourself, why wait for me? "Sitting on the toilet, I didn't have an angry response.

"How can I go first! Are you looking down on me, my best friend! With such a tried and true friendship as ours, will I leave you alone? If you want to go, let's go together! You don't go, you don't go, you don't go! ”

"I suddenly want to go big, so you go first."

"Nope! Even if you are constipated, I will wait for you to come out, after all, we are such good friends, so we will not leave you alone! ”

Do you think we're acting in some bitter TV series? If I don't leave, you won't leave? Isn't it because I'm afraid that I'll release your pigeon and not tell you the information about Eriko Daiko?

But you want me to tell you, but I won't! I'm not going out today, you wait outside!

Anyway, when I go out, I have to be haunted by the pervert of the great god, and there are so many turtle mothers and women in the corridor who look at my jokes, so it's better to wait until after class to go out to be safer.

Time passed, and for the first time, I felt that the 10 minutes after class were so long, so long that I almost thought that the bell would never ring.

And the great god was chattering outside all the time.

"Best friend, do you think Eriko Oko will like me? If I confess to her, what are the chances of success? ”

What are the odds of success? Why do you think you have a chance of success? I think if you really confess to Eriko Daiko, you might as well think about the chances of not being rounded by her 800 muscle bodyguards.

"Speaking of which, you're really a good friend, you have a childhood sweetheart like Scarlet Ink, and there is a rich and beautiful goddess who pesters you like Eriko Dagong. I even heard that you seem to have a leg with the famous secondary two sick girl in class 5. It's so hateful. If I hadn't decided to kill and not join the FFF group, I would have burned you to death! ”

That's right, the single dog of the great god did not join the FFF group, a cult organization all over the universe, because his dreams and ideals and what he was thinking about all the time was to find a girlfriend, so the great god has always thought that the FFF group was an evil organization in the ******.

"Best friend, class is coming soon, why haven't you come out yet? Did you not bring any paper? ”

Of course I didn't bring paper, and I wasn't really on the tuba.

"Husband. I feel that the illness of [I will die if I don't see Eriko Daiko] seems to be getting worse and worse, my vision is starting to blur, my feet are a little weak, and I even want to sleep. ”

You're a symptom of a cold and fever! So why are you still in the toilet? Is the smell of the toilet addictive to you? Why don't you hurry up and go to the health room to find a health teacher for injections and medicine?!

"Hey, little man, do you notice that it's getting more and more noisy outside, I hear a lot of people screaming as if something is going on?"

Naturally, I heard it, and I had my ears caught the unusual movement outside the toilet long before you spoke. But what does it have to do with me? I don't want to know the exact reason for their fuss, after all, the startled boys and girls scream in fear at the sight of a cockroach, and now maybe it's just a mouse or a spider or something.

"Little Husband ......"

The Great God's voice suddenly became very weak, like a terminally ill cancer patient.

"I... I really can't... I didn't expect [I'm going to die if I can't see Eriko Daiko] so badly. ”

Terrible? I don't think it's amazing. If it's really powerful, the moment Riko Dagong walks out of your field of vision, you'll be dead.

"Little Husband...... I feel like I'm going to die this time..."The Great God's voice grew weaker and weaker, as if it was about to die.

It's a bit like that, but if you want to die, you should die quickly, but don't die in school, or you will cause trouble to the innocent school.

suddenly

"Bang!"

I heard the door of the men's bathroom being slammed open!

It is estimated that someone was so suffocated by that they came to the toilet in a hurry.

However, the great god suddenly let out a scream that cracked his lungs:

"Ahh!!hh Husband! Ahhhh You run!! There was ....."

The voice of the great god quickly faded away, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

Then, a creepy chewing sound sounded in the toilet.

…… (To be continued.) )