Guo Bei seriously wrote the math problem reflected in his mind on the top of the scratch paper. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The older generation of mathematicians was always meticulous in their research and did not make mistakes in details.

He rarely made mistakes, and one of his unusual mistakes was pointed out by a middle school teacher, who not only did not get angry, but praised him. That time, he discovered a great genius - Chen Jingrun.

In fact, until now, he has done some blind calculations except for the first question, and he has not used scratch paper when he officially started writing it later. Not a single one.

The questions are short, two lines, and even much shorter than the questions on the high school exam papers.

The reason why he is very familiar with this problem is only because this is an uncommon variant of the "Gaussian complete trigonometrical sum" that he studied in the early days, and it needs to use the "Fahrenheit theorem".

The problem is not a difficult problem, but because there is a mistake that is very easy to ignore, even the top masters of mathematics are easy to fall into a fog and cannot get around.

The reason why he knows so much is that when he was in his 20s, he also fell into this lost path when he was researching this historical problem. So when he saw Japanese students asking him questions in Tokyo, he was very appreciative, and it was like the birth of a child.

Only those who are truly attentive will find these problems and think hard about them, and mediocre people are often tormented only by inconsequential and trivial things.

He didn't have much time left, so he had to hurry.

"He's done with all the questions! - It's clear that the test paper is too full to write a single word! So what is he writing now? "When the female invigilator passed by again, I thought it was incredible. In order to answer her doubts, she took another look, and just by looking at it, she saw the upright "T(a)=∑x=1Ne(af(x))" (a small part of Fahrenheit's inequality) on the scratch paper, and the female invigilator instantly retreated! This is heaven's best!

She knew it couldn't be high school math! Even ordinary college students find it difficult to accept! Not to mention the dense formulas, like garbled characters flying in the sky!

In the most intense exam that determines the fate of many ordinary people, a student does not care about the test questions, but still has time to study the difficult and serious over-the-top problems-

Unreasonable! Unreasonable!

Guo Bei is like when he wrote Bagu Wen in the morning, no one can affect him.

Only time affects him!

"Alright, students, watch the time! Fifteen minutes left before the exam! If you haven't filled in the answer sheet, hurry up and paint the answer sheet! The old teacher sighed and said to the "other" students.

But Guo Bei is also in a hurry! It's only fifteen minutes! There were only fifteen minutes left for him!

Fifteen minutes later, before he finishes writing, the great idea will have to be imprisoned again!

Write, write! Pen a meal! Scratch paper to the end!

The front and back are all written to the end!

Guo Bei raised his hand "rubbing": "Teacher! Give me another piece of scratch paper! ”

Seeing his anxious appearance, the invigilator didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly went to get it-

"Hurry!" Guo Bei was anxious! Looking at your watch, the clock ticks by!

My heart feels like I was hit by a hammer, and I am extremely depressed and uncomfortable!

In a hurry, the cramping pain in my abdomen also began.

Yes, the beer and the black duck at noon are starting to work now.

Anal ~ Door! I want to vomit!

"I~you~ Mom." Guo Bei's gritted teeth and scolded the words, which startled the female teacher who sent the scratch paper.

But Guo Bei didn't blame her for being slow, but scolded herself.

You bastard! It's unreliable at the critical moment!

He covered his abdomen with his left hand, snatched the scratch paper with his right hand, and began to write like a pen, and the font became scribbled!

He's going to finish it in a hurry!

The female invigilator didn't leave, so she stopped beside Guo Bei.

I saw that this student's face was covered with beads of sweat the size of beans, his face was tangled, half lying on the table, his farts ~ strands were slightly raised, and his writing hands were trembling!

The female invigilator is terrified!

"Classmates! Schoolmate! It doesn't matter to you! ——”

"No, it's fine, my stomach hurts, that's it." Guo Bei's hand did not stop at all.

"You, if you have an upset stomach, you can ask the teacher to take you to the toilet!" Seeing that he was uncomfortable like this, the female invigilator was a little unbearable, after all, his test paper had already been written. It's not completely impersonal in the exam room. What's the point of fighting like this!

"Don't talk to me! I'm fine! Guo Bei shouted stubbornly and ignored her.

The results are coming soon!

Something else seems to be coming out as well.

But he couldn't leave it at all, he wanted to rush into the toilet so badly, but he couldn't!

Time is of the essence for him!

Hands tremble like a sieve!

"Students! Three minutes to go! Check check! Don't miss the name! ”

"Students, one minute left! - Do well in your place! ”

There has already been a commotion in the examination room~ moving!

Damn, write one more minute and the answer is coming out!

"Jingle bell!" The handing over bell rang like a rush!

"Students, don't move, don't write! Stop writing! If you write it again, you'll be cheating! Wait for the teachers to collect the papers! The proctors shouted.

"That classmate! Don't write it! ”

"Talk about you! It is forbidden to continue answering questions! The old invigilator shouted.

Guo Bei still didn't stop, and the female invigilator couldn't help it, and walked towards him menacingly. Guo Bei used his spare light to see the distance between the teacher and himself - five steps, four steps, three steps -

His pen is still missing, seven steps, six steps, five steps!

"Classmates! Can't write it! Stop writing! ”

"Teacher, I'm missing three steps!" Guo Bei didn't raise his head. In three more steps, he will be able to fulfill the last wish of an old mathematician! can solve a student's doubts!

"Not a single step!" The female invigilator snatched Guo Bei's pen.

"Then I'm going to take this draft out!" Guo Bei held two pieces of manuscript paper.

"No! Nothing is allowed out of the exam room! The female invigilator bit to death.

Guo Bei was so anxious that tears came down in his eyes: "I, I can not hand in the test papers, you can count me as cheating-"

"Wow!" The female invigilator tore up the manuscript paper: "Don't be tough! ”

"This is the most important exam in life, something else, back row! Got it! The female invigilator directly shattered Guo Bei's extravagant expectations.

She didn't mean to embarrass him, but she knew the strength of this student, so she couldn't let him mess around.

Didn't he answer the exam paper early!

Seeing the female invigilator leave with the unfinished manuscript paper, Guo Bei felt pain in his abdomen, and fell on the table in pain, tears and beads of sweat fell into several petals.

"Rewind normally!" This trouble was solved, and the order of the examination room was maintained.

The examinees who don't know the true ~ look numb.

There are many students who can't finish the exam, and those who forget to paint the answer sheet will kneel directly to the invigilator.

Why did you go earlier?

……

Guo Bei lay on the table, the pain in his abdomen and the exhaustion of his heart made his limbs completely lose strength. Thinking about the female teacher's words, he choked up and muttered, "But, I don't understand. The college entrance examination is not the only thing in the world, is it important? ”

The collected scratch paper will be sealed before the end of the college entrance examination papers, so that it can be easily checked or checked from time to time (in fact, no one checks it). So for the time being, what is written on it is safe and will not be lost.

"Guo Bei" quickly searched for any of his students who worked in the education department, and he must apply to consult the manuscript paper after the exam. (Then why not just go home and write another one?) Hehe, at that time, without the help of the god on the card, I would really write a fart! ）

Unfortunately, the memory is gradually blurred.

"Alright, everyone can leave!" The invigilator counted the papers, nodded to the students, and let them go.

Guo Bei hurriedly got up from his seat, and the more urgent thing was to go to the toilet quickly than the manuscript paper!

"Ouch!" Guo Bei stood up and almost stumbled and fell to the ground-

It seems that the left foot suddenly stopped listening!

He leaned on the table so he didn't fall.

Chrysanthemum ~ Hua was nervous and almost sprayed feces on the spot. (Embarrassment.) ）

He looked at his feet in disbelief, but he didn't listen to his brain. (note 1)

"Ouch, I'll go!"

In a hurry, he couldn't do much more, he "toss" his left foot out, followed with his right foot, and limped out of the door......

Well, it's moving out......

The students looked at him in amazement - they couldn't remember who was crippled in the exam room!

"Classmate......" the female invigilator shouted with concern.

"My feet are numb!" Guo Bei said casually, he had just had an unpleasant relationship with her, he didn't want to look at her face, and rushed out without looking back. Although I know that the female teacher is for her own good.

If only my feet were numb!

Guo Bei contacted the situation in the morning and knew that his performance in the exam was probably related to the cards he ate. The current lame is estimated to be too. As soon as the potency of the card is gone, he will return to normal. Not only that, but I can't remember what happened in the examination room!

Guo Bei rushed out of the door without a head and almost hit someone.

"I'm sorry!" Guo Bei shouted, looked up and was stunned for a moment, it was a small ~ beauty in the same examination room that he had coveted in the morning, with a pair of small glasses, very delicate.

But at the moment of pooping, I don't have the heart to look at any beauty.

Guo Bei dodged half of his body, drilled past her, and went to the toilet.

The little ~ beauty looked at Guo Bei's limping figure and said sympathetically: "It's so pitiful! ”

……

"Today's students are really not to be underestimated! What do you think we knew when we were in high school? Current students, tsk, an eight-strand essay in the examination room, easy to come! The topic is profound, the rhetoric is beautiful, neither humble nor arrogant, Balabala ...... "Although I have completed two invigilations, Mr. Liu still has a deep image of Guo Bei who was invigilated in the morning. As an invigilator, he is also honored, and he almost wore Guo Bei's deeds among the teachers.

was bragging to the teacher next to him, and saw Guo Bei coming to him!

"Damn, where's the toilet? Where are the toilets? The teachers and students of the second middle school, don't they all have fart eyes? Guo Bei cursed vulgarly.

Suddenly I saw the "male-female" sign, and my mood suddenly opened!

Dear Maokeng, I'm coming!

At this time, he was stopped!

"Oh, classmate, what are you ......" looked at Guo Bei's legs, "Lame?" Teacher Liu exclaimed.

"Oh, hello teacher!" Seeing that it was the teacher who had invigilated the exam in the morning, Guo Bei nodded, but he didn't have time to greet him now! Trying to slip away from him.

Teacher Liu was very concerned about him and grabbed his shoulder: "I see you're fine in the morning!" ”

Guo Bei cried with a sad face: "I don't know, I suddenly became like this after the exam......"

Teacher Liu was greatly touched and patted him on the shoulder: "The exam is stressful, you also have to take care of your body!" When you get home, you should have a good check-up......"

I'm going to be photographed by you! Guo Bei said with a bitter face: "Teacher! I know! Please let me go, I'm in a hurry to go to the toilet! I can't! ”

"Oh oh, you go, you go!" Teacher Liu regretted that he didn't introduce the guy to the people around him, watched Guo Bei flash into the men's toilet, and gave a thumbs up: "This is a talent!" ”

"Mmmm, it's still a model of the disabled and strong!" The other two teachers also nodded.

The three of them gazed affectionately into the toilet together, making the students passing by think they were sick.

"Ouch no, I'm going to write down today's events on Weibo as soon as I get home!" Teacher Liu danced with his hands.

In the bathroom, the sound of "machine gun" fire was heard.

……

After a long time, Guo Bei walked out of the bathroom.

"Uh, when did I get to the bathroom?" He looked back at the sign in the bathroom, inexplicably.

"Ah, by the way, Uncle made a lot of cold dishes at noon and ate a bad stomach! Yes! Guo Bei remembered, seeing that the students in the aisle had already walked sparsely, he scratched his head: "Is the exam over?" - Uh, so do I have any exams? ”

Just like in the morning, I can't remember anything!

"Well, it must have been drunk and dizzy at noon. - I'm only fully awake now. ”

"No matter! I can't pass the exam anyway! Go back to your uncle's house! ”

Guo Bei painfully put these incomprehensible thoughts behind him and walked away in great strides.

The leg is also better. It's just that he's forgotten about his lame leg.

……

"The following news is still about the college entrance examination, according to a certain invigilator on the neck, a test center candidate at the second middle school examination center in our city, when facing the college entrance examination composition, ingeniously used the style of 'Bagu Wen', which is a form of composition that is implemented in ancient China and has ......a long history."

At the uncle's house, the uncle was watching TV, and Guo Bei was accompanying Guo Nan to play the poker game of "kitten fishing".

"Dabei, let me ask you, is this eight-strand text used in the ancient examination champion?" Uncle asked.

"yes!" Guo Bei nodded, glanced at the TV, and said disdainfully: "But this kind of thing has long been eliminated, and it won't be taught in class...... The person who writes this kind of thing during the exam, I promise, is definitely a person who sells fame and fame...... This kind of thing, I can't look down on ......."

"Hey, that's not what I said, uncle, I think this student must be a great person......" Uncle said, the news has been put to the next paragraph: "Still in the second middle school examination center, some students are under too much pressure after finishing the math test and are directly paralyzed...... There are many eyewitnesses who testify to what they saw with their own eyes......"

Hearing this news, Uncle, Guo Bei, and Guo Nanxia all laughed: "There are still such frustrated people!" Hahaha......"

……

At night, the streets were empty. There is a controlled road near the test center, and there are fewer cars.

An old man, walking around under the street lamp, looking anxious.

If Guo Bei is here, you will find -

That old man is the "grandfather" of Ma Shanpao who met him in the morning.

(PS: Note 1: Hua Luogeng had a very serious case of typhoid fever when he was young, and he lay on the bed ~ for 6 months, and his leg has been broken since then.) When walking, draw a large circle with your left leg and take a small step with your right leg. He later jokingly referred to himself as "the movement of circles and tangents."

Lao Ma naturally can't really be Ma Shancang's grandfather. ）

In fact, Ma Shanpao didn't know him at all before today.

Here's how it happened......

In the morning, Ma Shanpao's father drove a motorcycle, carrying him, and the father and son came to the entrance of the second middle school in the examination room with the rising sun, and they didn't recruit anyone, nor did they provoke anyone (in short, it's very innocent), Ma Shanpao said that he was thirsty, and Shanpao's father took out two yuan, domineering and leaked: "Okay, you can drink whatever you want, Dad has money!" - Don't forget to buy me a bottle too! Ma Shanpao happily went to buy water. (Barely enough, right?) ）

At this time, an obscene old man saw that Ma Shancang was far away, carrying a basket of groceries, probed his brain, and asked: "Big brother, do you want ****?" ”

Ma Shanpao's father is a decent gentleman and shook his head.

After a while, seeing that no one was paying attention around him, he raised his eyebrows, leaned closer and whispered, "Well, you...... What kind of films are there? ”

The lewd old man watched the play, and said casually: "Aoi ~ Well ~ Sora, Na Kawahama ~ Mi, Tesa Yaka, Machida Rino, Nikaido Hitomi, Rice ~ Island ~ Love, Iida Natsuho, Yoshimoto Hazuki, Okazaki Yuyu, Takagi Moe ...... Everything, big brother, see what's coming? ”

Ma Shanpao's father is a decent person, and he is not tempted by bad temptation~ bewilderment, and his head shakes like a rattle: "I don't want it!" ”

"Because...... All of these are old faces, and I've seen them all......"

Lewd old man: "......"

This kid didn't expect to be a well-dressed beast.

The obscene old man squeezed out a smile and said, "Don't you like old faces?" Want a newcomer? I have a new one, too! From the eighth year of Heisei to the tenth year of Heisei (that is, from 1996 to 1998), the new generation of female ~ excellent, all of them are less than twenty years old...... Fresh first hand and absolutely ...... sofa"

Father shook his head: "It's too small, I'm not interested." ”

"Don't like Japan? What about Hong Kong and Taiwan? Malaysia? Nigeria? ********？ ”

Dad didn't say anything, just shook his head.

Damn, this kid doesn't get in the oil and salt!

The obscene old man was a little angry, and his voice also raised: "Don't do this, don't want that, is it difficult, do you want to watch the stirring base?" ”

"Shhh, big ~ master, you be quiet!" Shanpao's father looked at his son weakly, Ma Shanpao was bargaining with the commissary owner for two bottles of mineral water, and he was relieved. Said cautiously: "Stir the substrate...... Do you have one too? ”

I'll go, you're not!

The obscene old man was a little chilly, and unconsciously leaned back a little.

Father rubbed his hands embarrassedly: "Hehe, don't you want to open your eyes!" This...... It's not very good to download ...... online"

Seeing that he was finally exposed, the lewd old man nodded: "Yes, you come with me!" ”

The two of them sneaked into the alley next to them.

"yes, where's my dad?" Ma Shanpao drank water and said strangely.

……

"Big~Master, where is your hometown?"

"Tohoku!"

"Hehe, I said why do you have such a similar accent, I also drop in the northeast, and Majiabaozi in Dashui Township, Tieling, Liaoning! - Where is the film? ”

The lewd old man pointed to his basket: "This-"

The father of the mountain cannon buried his head in looking at it with great interest, but the obscene old man struck him on the neck with a knife, knocking him unconscious.

Seeing him fall to the ground, the obscene old man scolded: "This stinky boy still hasn't grown up, how old are they!" You-"

The obscene old man is the old horse, his target today is Ma Shanpao, but the father of the mountain artillery has been following him badly, so he can only solve him first, hide it, and then go to find Ma Shancang.

"Where is this big piece of land hidden......

The old horse was talking, but he saw Ma Shanpao drinking water and appearing at the entrance of the alley.

The old horse was a little uncomfortable: "Heh, you kid, why did you come so fast...... "I haven't had time to hide the Tibetans yet......

"I see that my dad is not here, I wonder if he came to the alley to buy ****......" Ma Shanpao said, seeing his father lying motionless on the ground, he was anxious for a moment: "You! What did you do to my dad? ”

The old horse shouted, "Don't worry, child, listen to me, I'm not-"

"That's it, say it! What do you want to do to me! ”

The old horse looked down and saw that the father of the mountain cannon had woken up, lying on the ground and said angrily.

While!

The old horse kicked on the front door of the mountain cannon father, and knocked him unconscious: "Child, it's really not what you think, in fact, I'm you-"

Ma Shanpao didn't care about him, and shook vigorously when he ran over: "Dad, my father!" Wake up! Look at me again! ”

Old Ma: "......"

"Shut up! Your dad is fine! The old horse roared.

Ma Shanpao glanced at him, and then hugged his father and shook violently: "Dad, you were killed by a traitor, the child is not filial!" ”

Old Ma: "......"

Damn, what a broken kid this is! Lack of heart, right?

The father of the mountain cannon was woken up, his face was the footprints of the old horse, and he pointed at the old horse and said in horror: "You-"

The old horse couldn't bear it anymore, took out something from his pocket, and sprayed it in the face of the mountain cannon father.

"Ah, Dad, are you alright?" Ma Shancang said nervously.

Father Shanpao's hair was soaked and embarrassed, but he seemed to have changed into a different person, laughing: "What are you talking about, this stupid boy!" What can I do? Come on, this is you~ Grandpa, call grandpa! ”

"Dad, what are you talking nonsense, my grandfather is planting buds in his hometown in the northeast, how can this be my father!"

"Daddy can still lie to you."

Lao Ma also chimed in: "Yes, can your father lie to you?" ”

Ma Shanpao didn't believe it, and said angrily: "You old man, tell me quickly, what did you do to my father?" Why is he funny? ”

"......" Lao Ma was speechless and rolled his eyes: "What I did to him, you can know if you try it." ”

Ma Shanpao thought about it and said, "Okay, then you spray me!" ”

Old Ma: "......"

He almost jumped up in anger: This is the child of our old Ma family? It's like there's a lack of a tendon in your brain! This strengthened my determination to change my life today!

"Okay, squirt!" The old horse also sprayed Ma Shan's face with it.

Ma Shanpao wiped his face and was stunned.

"Little bunny, do you know me now?" The old horse roared.

"Yes, grandpa." The mountain cannon shouted obediently.

"Grandpa, your sister! I'm you ~ grandpa's grandpa's grandpa! Forget it, you stupid boy can't figure it out, you just shout 'grandpa', good, you listen to what grandpa says...... Grandpa will help you pass today's exam. ”

……

The old horse opened his basket, and there was neither Ao~I~Soratsu~Shima~Kaede~Zemaria, nor Takeshi~Fuji~Ranuehara Takizawa Lola......

Some are just a bottle...... Nutrition Express......

This water was naturally manipulated by the old horse, and it took so much effort just to let the horse mountain cannon drink it.

But what he didn't expect was that Ma Shanpao had just drunk a bottle of water, and opened his father's taste to confirm that the two bottles were not mixed with tap water, and his stomach was full of water, and he couldn't drink it at all.

"Mountain cannon, be good, listen to grandpa, drink it."

"Grandpa, I'm not thirsty!"

"Drink!"

"I'm not thirsty!"

At this time, a pair of big hands stretched out: "I'm thirsty!" If you don't drink it, give it to me! ”

Drink it all!

It is the same brotherhood with Ma Shanpao and the abuse of lol together......

Guo Bei.

"You can't drink this!" Lao Ma saw that the "mysterious potion" he had worked so hard to prepare was drunk by others, so he was anxious and reached out to grab it.

Guo Bei flashed: "Grandpa, isn't it just a bottle of three-yuan nutrition express, what's the matter...... I'll pay him back ......."

Ma Shanpao also nodded: "Well, I'm not thirsty anyway......"

The old horse had an expression of hatred on his face: This is a loser...... Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is going to be angry with him again!

No way! This bottle of water must be drunk by the mountain cannons!

The old horse secretly took out the vial of the father and son who had just sprayed the mountain cannon from his waist - as long as he sprayed it in the face, no matter who it was, he had to be obedient and obedient.

Hum! Young man, don't blame grandpa for my various means!

Before the small bottle was raised, Guo Bei pointed at him in surprise and said, "Ouch, I'll go, how old are you, grandpa, and you still play 'anti-wolf spray'?" ”

Frightened, the old horse almost threw away the bottle, and his smile was unnatural: "This, this is not a 'wolf spray'......"

Guo Bei didn't care about him, grabbed it, looked at it carefully, and didn't have any packaging or anything. Guo Bei said enviously to Ma Shanpao: "I can't imagine you~ Grandpa is so fashionable......"

The old horse roared: "I said this is not an anti-wolf spray!" ”

"Uh-huh, I didn't say anything even if you sprayed cologne, just kidding, don't mind......"

It's no wonder that Guo Bei, usually he has a good relationship with Shanpao's father and son, he is not used to it, and sometimes he will ask Shanpao's father to borrow a film to watch, but Shanpao's father of course denied it: "I'm a serious person, I don't have that kind of film." ”

Having said that, neither Guo Bei nor Shan Pao would tell him that the cardboard box he had hidden under a large pile of shabby clothes in the lower right corner of the closet had been discovered by them.

Sometimes I even stuff two new films into it......

……

Guo Bei didn't see Shanpao's father, and he didn't think much about it - didn't you see Shanpao lying to his grandfather, very kind?

Grandpa Shanpao should be the same as Shanpao father and son, old and not serious. As the saying goes: "Raising seeds is like seeds, and no seeds are not born!" ”

There are more and more people outside the test center, and the candidates are also in a hurry to enter, and in broad daylight, Lao Ma is even more difficult to start, so he can only watch Guo Bei drink up his "nutrition express". Then the two friends happily entered the examination room.

"Go north, are you nervous about language?"

"Don't be nervous, it's a knife anyway. - Mountain Artillery, what about you? (Not being nervous is all a lie of Chiguoguo...... ）

"I'm not nervous, language is my strength, I must write a brilliant essay today!" The mountain cannon said with confidence.

When Lao Ma heard the conversation between the two, he almost couldn't help but rush forward and pull Ma Shanpao back and beat him violently:

You kid knows a piece of! If it weren't for the fact that you have digressed eight times out of ten times in your essays, would you still need the old man and me to climb up from the ground to help you?!

"Old man, parents are strictly forbidden to enter the examination room!" The doorman was very unfriendly.

The old horse could only look at their backs and stomped his feet fiercely:

I'm so!

Walking through the alley, I found that the father of the mountain cannon was lying on the ground and was still sleeping soundly, so angry that the old horse turned his head and left, and let him bask in the sun here.

……

The old horse "came up" today was sneaky~ touched, and no one told him. Because once the fact that he helped his children and grandchildren cheat and get into college was leaked out, he couldn't eat and walk around.

But now, not to mention that he has to take responsibility, he didn't help the mountain artillery, and he gave the benefits to others, it's really wronged to think about it!

Let's take a look at the three generations of his old Ma family that are still alive:

Grandpa Shanpao, he has known two things since he was born, one is to plant bud rice, and the other is to eat bud rice, and he has never been to Tieling City;

Shan Pao's father is not bad, he went out to learn Gu Confucia before graduating from junior high school, wandered around the country, and had a small amount of money, but he was an uneducated old man, with additional essence ~ insects on the brain, and there was a tendency to "engage in base";

The third generation is even more finished, the mountain cannon is young, pompous, and has not learned much, but there are more bulls to blow out than anyone else. The crooked ways are even worse than his father.

It's simply not as good as a generation -

It was because he was worried about him that Lao Ma took a big risk to use his brains in the college entrance examination, but the result was still ......

Is the old Ma family going to have no successor?

Thinking about how he himself was not doing well below, and was often abused by his boss, he was even more sad.

Woo, my old horse's life, why is it so bitter!

The old horse was squatting on the ground, sobbing mournfully, when suddenly a human head appeared from the ground—

The old horse just looked at it, didn't care, and continued to cry.

The human head looked around and saw that there was no one around, and quietly crawled out of the ground - first the upper body, then the lower ~ half ~ body, and then the ...... Tail. He picked up his tail and wrapped it around his waist.

"Hey, old horse, don't cry! Crying a lot—it hurts! ”

The old horse twisted his head and didn't look at him: "I want you to take care of me!" ”

The "man" sighed, took out a pack of heart-to-heart tissues, handed it to Lao Ma's hand, and said softly: "I don't care about you, who else cares about you?" ”

The old horse burst into tears and smiled, wiping his tears: "Old Niu, you are still good to me!" ”

"Hey, what are you talking about, how many years have we both been old brothers - do you smoke? Zhongnanhai for 10 yuan a pack. ”

The two old men sat on the edge of the road, spitting clouds and mist, and were silent for a long time.

"Uh, old horse, let me ask you, Brother Xu...... Did you take that thing secretly? The old cow said suddenly.

The old horse shook the cigarette butt in his hand and looked around nervously.

"Don't worry, Brother Xu won't be back until next month." Lao Niu's words reassured Lao Ma a little.

It can be seen that he is very jealous of the "Brother Xu" in Lao Niu's mouth.

"I checked the things left by Brother Xu in the afternoon and found that the bottle of potion was missing, I guess, is it ...... Don't worry, I didn't say anything! The old cow looked at him.

The old horse nodded: "I took it." ”

Lao Niu frowned, and whispered: "What are you doing with that thing, if Brother Xu finds out, the two of us will-"

The old horse sighed: "Old Niu, brother, I can't say what I have to say!" ”

"This is out of sight, isn't it, others can't say it, can't I still say it?"

Lao Ma thought about it and said, "Didn't you say it?" Was the last paid leave more than 150 years ago? At that time, was the emperor Daoguang or Xianfeng? Didn't I have nothing to do with it? Well, I'm just turning into a white-faced scholar who grows buds, handsome and dashing, and graceful......"

"~ Damn, when is there a scholar who grows corn!"

"Pay attention to the background and place of the times - the time is the Qing Dynasty, the location is outside the Guan, and there is no need for people to be officials, so there is no need to participate in the imperial examination! Do you understand? Don't talk nonsense! Can you listen to the story properly? ”

Chapter 12 is sub-chapters by default[12]

The old horse puffed out a puff of smoke and fell into the pleasant memories of the past: "I am ostensibly a bud grower, but in fact, I use this wonderful identity as a cover to secretly observe the local young and beautiful girls......"

"Your taste is a little unique, what kind of beautiful girl can you meet when planting bud rice!"

The old horse "hehe" lewd~ smiled: "You don't understand this!" Beauty is in the folk! Then he reveled intoxicated: "As a result, I really found one - Twenty-eight years old, with hair like clouds, innocent, that rare in the world, ingenious, and I are also a good match......

"Chickens?"

"Enlarge the goose!"

Old Cow: "......"

"I definitely won't miss the opportunity, come to the door! I told her parents that there are a few acres of budding rice at home, and her parents died early, so don't be afraid of the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law - if you can, it's no problem for me to become a son-in-law! ——The old man was so happy that he agreed on the spot! And then a splendid relationship was achieved! It is said that on the day of the wedding, it was really lively, with gongs and drums, firecrackers, and red flags...... Well, at that time, the erection of the red flag was a rebellion, so there was no ...... Crowds of people......"

Lao Niu was a little interested: "Well, you said it ten times, it's all this version, and there's nothing new at all......"

"......" Lao Ma took a puff of his cigarette and said a little sadly: "Actually, the story is not over. I was hiding part of the truth. ”

"Oh?"

"That day, the old man said, it's all here, and I should change my words, I was happy and called 'Dad', my father was very happy, I called 'Mom', my mother was also happy, and I was about to call 'Niang' - the little lady called me 'brother-in-law'...... I'm not happy anymore......"

"Huh?" The old cow came to the spirit: "You mean ......"

Lao Ma nodded sadly: "There is also a sister above the little lady, Nian Fang...... Thirty-two...... A face the size of a basin, full of marijuana, covered with fat and meat, as black as it was from a coal mine, I don't know how many people I said, but it didn't work out, and I hit the muzzle of the gun...... Their family is so happy, so happy...... I found out after I entered the cave......"

Lao Niu held back a smile: "I haven't heard you say this before!" ”

"Not now!" The old horse said sadly: "The next day, my daughter-in-law put half a leg on me, a leg as thick as half a pig, and said to me, 'Sample, your chick was broken by the old lady, and you will be my person in life and my ghost in death!'" Gong bucket after you poured, you know no! If you can't do it, believe it or not, I'll cut you! I could only lie on the edge of the bed and cry......"

The old cow poked him.

"What? That's what my daughter-in-law said! The old horse said unhappily.

"No, I want to ask you - what about the night before? What happened to you the night in the cave the night before? ”

Old Ma: "......"

He sighed: "The next morning, ah......"

The old cow didn't give up: "What about the night before?" ”

"......" Lao Ma shook his hand: "Don't say it!" Do not say! I can't talk to you. ”

Lao Niu laughed: "I used to envy you - now, I don't envy you at all!" Fortunately, I didn't mess around and support my son-in-law......"

Lao Ma glanced at him with disdain: "It's also good to have an ugly wife in the family......

"What's the benefit?"

"I don't have to work on the few acres of budding rice at home......"

Old Cow: "......"

"She got to work, carrying three cows ......"

Old Cow: "......"

"I also saved ...... money on buying cattle"

Old Cow: "......"

Lao Ma motioned for him to bring another cigarette, lit it, and said, "Anyway, laugh and laugh, after leaving her for so many years, I still miss her." ”

(Lao Niu: Do you have persecution syndrome?) ）

"We had a baby, and we didn't have it, because she said that if she always had children, I would have to take care of the buds in the field...... She didn't want me to be tired, and said that I only needed to empty the toilet for the work at home......" said the old horse emotionally.

The old cow was also stunned.

After a long time, the bitterness of the old horse came: "But...... gave birth to a child, but the child is not angry! Whoever was taught by his mother knows how to plant bud rice...... He gave birth to a child, and he only knew how to grow buds...... Giving birth to grandchildren is also planting bud rice...... The children and grandchildren of the Lao Ma family have planted buds for five generations in a row, and they are really dogs...... Look at the descendants of the Xu brothers, how promising they are, they are admitted to the university, they are going to fight monsters, and they are playing football...... (What kind of bullshit achievement is this...... ）”

"I'm almost disappointed, look at Shan Pao's dad - he doesn't grow corn anymore, and he is shameless and domineering, very much like his daddy's grandpa's grandma when she was young...... It's a pity that the mud can't hold up the wall...... Mountain Artillery, this broken child, can't read, can't mix the world, it is estimated that the buds will not be planted, in this highly competitive society, how can you live in the future......" The old horse thought of the poor mountain artillery, remembered the grandfather's grandmother who died in the mountain artillery, and couldn't help crying again.

Lao Niu could only pat him on the back: "Okay, okay, what do you care so much about!" 'Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren', how many generations have you been separated by this, this heart is too much......"

The old horse was not happy: "You have no children and grandchildren, you know a fart!" 'No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education, and no matter how hard you are, you can't be miserable for your children', I don't hope he can at least be admitted to university! I finally have something to eat. Look at it, don't we just have no academic qualifications, and after so many years, we can't get promoted, and we do the most tiring and dirty work...... In terms of qualifications, who are we worse than? ”

"What you said is also ......" Lao Niu empathized: "So you stole Brother Xu's potion?" ”

"Hmm." The old horse nodded: "However, it was also unlucky, and it was drunk by others......"

"Well, everyone has their own fate, and if you change it casually, the butterfly effect caused by it is not easy to control!" Lao Niu pondered: "Moreover, you can't reveal your identity!" ”

"Don't worry, I added other ingredients to the potion, and he won't remember that someone has possessed his body after every exam......"

"Having said that, a student who is always holding back on weekdays is a blockbuster in the college entrance examination - it is impossible for a college entrance examination champion not to cause a little impact......" Lao Niu worried.

"So-I'm in a hurry now, this matter is not easy to handle, I was just hesitating, whether to go to the marking point and steal that kid's test papers, or just just do that kid, he won't have to go to the exam tomorrow...... Anyway, which month don't we hook the wrong person...... We shouldn't be blamed for ......," the old horse touched his chin.

The old cow made a wave of his hand.

Lao Ma raised his eyebrows: "Do you think you should also kill him?" - Good! The old horse threw his cigarette butt and stepped on it fiercely: "I'll go get my chainsaw, and I'll go to his house and hack him to death later......"

Lao Niu patted his head: "Show funny!" Can't read my gestures! I mean—'STOP'! When did you become so violent! So what's the hurry? Why don't you wait......"

"Oh?" The old horse looked at him.

"Brother Xu won't be back next month, he has a lot of ideas, you might as well ask him for help."

"But I stole his potion first......

"You speak like you haven't stolen anything from him before......"

Lao Ma: "......" sighed: "So far, it can only be like this!" ”

"Let's go, let's go down! You also want to help Brother Xu's twenty-eighth grandson to scarf his neck......"

"Woohoo! I'm so pitiful for the old horse. ”

……

Guo Bei is even more pitiful.

At night, he and his uncle were drunk again, and he didn't know that just a little bit, he was rushed into the house by a strange old man carrying a chainsaw, and was hacked to death without mercy.

After tomorrow's subject exams, the college entrance examination will officially end.

It's just that Guo Bei can't remember how he spent his time in the examination room. However, he doesn't think that he can "outperform" (although that's the case). ）

I was going to sleep well after getting drunk, but when I entered the bedroom, I suddenly woke up and couldn't sleep.

In order to let him take the exam with peace of mind, the uncle and aunt deliberately vacated the room of his younger brother Guo Nanxia for him to live alone - and moved a TV, afraid that he would be bored.

Tomorrow I will be taking the comprehensive and English exams - 450 points combined, which is an absolute lot. Since I can't sleep, then I'll read a book?

He just casually brought two textbooks to pretend, but these two textbooks, he also saw them in the clouds, like a book in the sky.

Guo Bei threw away the textbooks, and didn't think about the damn exams - physics, chemistry, biology, English, which one is better? Don't even look at it!

For the college entrance examination, he is not a little unprepared - at least in the past week, he has neither gone to the Internet café nor fooled around with the mountain cannon, and has stayed at home quietly......

Go to bed.

But he couldn't sleep today, because there was another thing that attracted him very much......

That's the Champions League final......

The 2015 Champions League final was played in Berlin on June 7, Barcelona against Juventus. Isn't that today?

As a pseudo-football fan, this game is not to be missed!

But on one side is the college entrance examination, on the other side is the Champions League, which one to choose?

The Champions League doesn't start until 2:45 at night......

If you read this, wouldn't you have to sleep in the exam room tomorrow......

Go to bed! Go to bed! Go to bed!

Watch the ball! Watch the ball! Watch the ball!

"You are a student, and the most important thing is the college entrance examination! Is anything more important than the college entrance exam? No! So this ball-" Guo Bei thought so, and also made up his mind!

This is not child's play, you must calm down in order to make the right choice:

After all, the college entrance examination can be repeated, but next year it is not necessarily Barcelona to play Juventus, you must watch it!

"Sleep you ~ numb ~ paralyzed! Get up and hi! Guo Bei rolled over and got up.

Guo Bei got up energetically and turned on the TV-

……

In the examination room, Guo Bei's eyes couldn't be opened, and he yawned.

It's not that I'm tired of watching the game, but I waited until 2:45 to suddenly realize that I remembered the wrong day - it was already the next day after the early hours of the morning, and the Champions League was played yesterday.

At three ~ o'clock in the morning, Guo Bei, a college entrance examination student and pseudo-fan, went to bed in a daze in the humiliation, unwillingness, anger, sadness, and self-blame of missing the Champions League final, and he probably slept well!

"Hey, classmate, there was no Champions League final last night, why are you still sleep deprived?" When the invigilator handed out the papers, he joked: "Cheer up! Exams are coming soon! ”

Guo Bei rubbed his eyes: Hehe, there was no Champions League final last night, but I will tell you that I still deliberately got up to watch it? I'm wronged!

This morning, it was Guo Nanxia who used "chest smashing farts ~ shares" to wake him up.

I only slept for more than three hours!

Depend on!

And yesterday was very tiring......

……

After the comprehensive test paper was sent, Guo Bei took the initiative to press it on the test paper - I knew that there would be cards popping up again, right?

When he arrived in the examination room, he remembered what happened yesterday. But as soon as I got out of the exam room, I forgot everything.

I'll see how you come out!

He squinted his eyes and shook his head - suddenly his spirit was shaken!

Here it comes!

And......

This time it's not one, but three!

Uh-huh, I took a sneak peek, and the three of them were......

360 CEO Zhou Hongyi, German Liebig, "must fight" Tong Di Zhou. (note 1)

Guo Bei is familiar with the road - don't you just eat the card, I'll eat!

But which one to eat first?

In the end, Guo Bei took out "Tong Dizhou" first, swallowed it in one gulp, and wrote a sentence on the scratch paper with his right hand: "You must fight for energy." I'm not dumber than anyone else. What others can do, I will definitely be able to do through hard work. Then he casually drew a "D" on the first question (biology question).

Hehe, with a shake of the little hand, six points are in hand!

……

"Jingle bell!" The bell rang for the end of the exam.

"Wake up, classmates!" Guo Bei was woken up by the invigilator.

Guo Bei left a table of saliva, and said blankly: "What? Did Barcelona lose? Didn't you win yesterday? ”

"What's the matter, it's time to collect the rolls!" The invigilator took his answer sheet along with the test paper. ——This student is so a**, a three-hundred-point paper was written in less than an hour. When I finished writing, I went to sleep as if no one was around.

The teacher looked at the sentence "I'm not stupider than others" written on his draft, and laughed dumbly, if he is stupid, then who else is not stupid?

But Guo Bei had forgotten all about his "miracles", and cried out angrily: "Oh my God! What did I do? I actually slept in the college entrance examination! Alack! - Teacher! Is my name written? Yes? Tell me! Teacher! ”

PS：

Note 1: Zhou Hongyi, who did not pass the college entrance examination, passed the excellent physics competition results, and was sent to Xi'an Jiaotong University. But according to his own words: all other subjects are average, and if he had taken the college entrance examination that year, it would probably have been a sad result.

Justus von Liebig, a German chemist, was forced to interrupt when he was in high school with very poor grades. His teacher said of his intelligence: "You are a sheep! You can't even be an apprentice in a pharmacy. In fact, the teacher's words were not wrong - because he couldn't be an apprentice in a pharmacy, but he became one of the greatest chemistry educators.

Tong Dizhou is a famous biologist in China. He entered middle school at the age of 17. He has a poor cultural foundation, he struggles to study, and in the final exam of the first semester, he was the last in the class. The principal asked him to withdraw from school, and only after repeated requests did he agree to let him study on probation. But in the end, he became an inspirational model.