(a)

On the afternoon of June 8th, the last subject of the college entrance examination was English. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

At noon, a light rain began to fall in the sky, and inside and outside the examination room, students and parents held up a sea of small flower umbrellas.

In many people's memories, the college entrance examination seems to be associated with rainy days-

In fact, the college entrance examination was changed from July 7 to June 7 and August, which is precisely because the climate is cool and suitable for candidates to play.

In other words, if it doesn't rain, why not choose these two days?

Guo Bei thinks that no matter whether the weather is hot or not, it will not affect his performance - yes, in the three years of high school, his grades are as stable as ever, and he always appears where he should be......

Always going backwards, never beyond ......^-^

It's just that the situation is a little different this time around......

Guo Bei secretly lifted the answer sheet——

It seems that the person who secretly "helped" him also hoped that this exam would end soon, and the cards would be "distributed" in advance.

A face that doesn't look like handsome, but many women in the world affectionately call him "Daddy".

After four rounds of exams, Guo Bei has also made great progress......

That's ......

He became more and more comfortable eating cards...... (Khan ...... ）

Just kidding, there are three cards in the morning, and he is also calm, eating one for a while, eating one for a while, like eating a small snack!

The fact is that in the examination room, as long as you don't eat the test papers, you can eat anything else (the author verified it himself...... But don't blame me if you can't pass the test, haha...... ）

But in the afternoon, this teacher seemed to be a little faceless-

"Hey, this classmate, are you eating...... Chewing gum? ”

Guo Bei was not nervous at all, he continued to chew - so that the card would be more "delicious" and easy to digest.

Blinking, Guo Bei let out a "hmm" and said vaguely: "Yes...... Isn't it allowed? ”

If I don't allow it, I'm going to swallow it anyway.

"Not really, it's just chewing gum during the exam...... Diuretic ......" Several invigilators that Guo Bei encountered this time were relatively mild: "Remind you to pay attention!" ”

"Good teacher! Thanks for the heads-up! Guo Bei obediently agreed, pretending to spit out the contents in his mouth, but actually swallowed Ma Yun's "father" into his stomach. (note 1)

……

A loudspeaker on the wall begins to play English conversation.

I don't know what's wrong today, but since the audition, the noise inside the speaker has been very heavy.

The students were talking.

"Alright, let's not discuss it! Just wait a while! The invigilator reassures the students.

There are also teachers who go out to communicate with other teachers.

Guo Bei sat quietly, closed his eyes and recuperated, and didn't care about anything.

The students are looking forward to hearing and the horn returning to normal.

After a melodious music, the college entrance examination listening officially began.

After only a few seconds of playing, the students couldn't sit still!

"What is this? Still can't hear clearly! ”

"Isn't it still the same as before? How do people hear it? ”

"Damn, this is not only a test of English, but also a test of fuzzy sound recognition!"

The students couldn't sit still and shouted.

The sound in the speakers is like an aging tape, with an inexplicable undertone, and the sound is like a wall apart.

"Listen! Teacher help you go out and ask—"

After a while, the invigilator returned: "The other exam rooms are like this!" Let's do it first! Don't panic! If you can't hear clearly, the teacher will let you replay it! ”

But the students were already angry:

"What does this make us hear?"

"Is it your responsibility to fail the test?"

"I~day, when it came time for the real exam, something went wrong, I don't know how you usually do it!"

No one could still sit still, and the shouting of the students made the hearing even more inaudible.

The three invigilators sweated profusely and calmed everyone down, but no one listened.

In contrast, there was a person in the crowd who was very conspicuous, he sat indifferently in his place, put a question on it, he wrote a question, and there was nothing outside his body. - In fact, what was broadcast on the loudspeaker was unrecognizable to several teachers.

……

After the listening was broadcast, I didn't play it again as the invigilator promised.

Some candidates are still protesting.

The classroom roared.

To no avail.

Guo Bei gently flipped the test paper over the listening page and began to answer the multiple-choice questions.

He didn't answer very well - but the priority was not to complain about it, but to do the next thing.

There is no use complaining about failures that have passed.

……

As the bell rang at five o'clock, the 2015 college entrance examination was over.

In the examination room, the candidates refused to leave.

"Give us an explanation!"

"We're going to retake the exam!"

Guo Bei pressed his test papers, which was not a good taste.

Despite the impact of hearing, his score on this answer sheet will definitely not be low.

But other candidates may have really been affected, which is why they are so aggrieved and angry.

After all, after three years of hard work, every point obtained in this examination room is fortunate and cannot be wasted.

Their hopes for this exam are too great.

Is the horn to blame for this accident?

Perhaps, it's no wonder that this exam is too important and unique!

Ask yourself, after four scenes, without the help of cards, he really doesn't know what he will write. Maybe if he has a hearing failure, he will gloat, right? - Only those good students will be affected. To put it mildly, what difference does it make for him to listen or not?

Inexplicably sad.

In fact, it is said that he is doing so well in the exam now, and other students have a greater influence, he should have more advantages!

……

Guo Bei was the last to walk out of the examination room.

The arms couldn't be twisted ~ the legs, and the students finally left under the persuasion of the teacher.

"The college entrance examination is for fairness, and if everyone encounters unfairness, then the above will definitely use appropriate methods to make up for it, or compensate everyone."

Guo Bei sighed, he was a little reluctant to leave the examination room.

Because he knew that after leaving the examination room, he would not remember anything after a while.

I don't remember that he once wrote eight strands of essays in his composition, I don't remember the N solutions of mathematics, I don't remember that he only took an hour to do physics and chemistry and then fell asleep with nothing to do, and I don't remember that English is still handy under the perverted ~ voice - the difficulty of the second grade of primary school.

Why didn't you know that being a good student was so cool?

Guo Bei regretted that he was the last to walk out of the examination room.

Where the umbrella was placed, there was only one umbrella left - it should be his.

It was raining lightly outside.

Well, it's finally over!

PS: Note 1: Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba. Three college entrance examinations, three failures. Mathematics scored 1, 19, and 79 points. But the English score is very good, and the third college entrance examination is full score. At that time, there was a shortage of people in the undergraduate English department of Hangzhou Normal University, so a few students with good English were specially selected from the junior college to go to the undergraduate, so Ma Yun was lucky to study for the undergraduate.

(b)

When he went downstairs, Guo Bei saw a girl around the corner, lying in the corner, her shoulders twitching.

She's crying?

Guo Bei has some understanding.

Originally, he was going to walk straight over, but when he touched his pocket, there was a pack of tissues in it - this was prepared by eating a stomach of cold dishes yesterday just in case, and now it has no effect.

Guo Bei sighed and shouted: "Classmate, this is for you!" "Turn around and go downstairs.

"Wait—"

Guo Bei was just about to go down the steps when he was stopped by the girl.

"Huh?"

Guo Bei looked at her suspiciously.

The girl raised her head, and he realized that it was a familiar face - wasn't it the beautiful girl he had found as soon as he entered the examination room the day before yesterday.

The girl frowned, looked at Guo Bei's legs, and asked hesitantly, "Your legs...... All right? ”

"My legs?" Guo Bei was a little inexplicable, and after looking down, he remembered that he had been lame for a long time yesterday morning when he became "Hua Luogeng".

Guo Bei smiled: "Good morning." I'm just...... I sat for too long, and my legs were a little numb. ”

Well, when "Ma" reached the pit, he couldn't stop and almost fell into the pit.

After experiencing this, I realized how happy a normal person was, and how difficult it was for Hua Lao to drag his inconvenient body to the whole country to promote the "optimization method" and "overall planning method".

Guo Beizheng was thinking about it, but found that the beautiful girl didn't know why, her mouth was flattened, and she was about to shed tears again......

I'm going, what am I saying wrong?

Guo Bei was a little confused by the second monk.

The girl cried and said, "Why am I so unlucky! Before the college entrance examination, I cut the vegetables and cut the hands; Let's make instant noodles and eat them, there are no condiments in both packs; came home in the rain, slipped and fell, and broke my elbow; In the Chinese test, the three pens can't get water; I can't listen to the English test...... Whining...... I was thinking that there were people in the exam room who were even more unlucky than me, and the exam was paralyzed, and as a result, the result—"

"As a result, you pretended! The soul is light! The girl couldn't help but cry sadly.

Guo Bei: "......"

This girl is really a talent!

"I really didn't pretend, I thought my leg was broken, just walk and walk. I think I'm too nervous......" Thinking of what happened to her, Guo Bei couldn't help but be amused, and he said exaggeratedly: "I said why can't I hear it, I shouldn't have encountered such a small probability thing, it turns out that it's all your fault——"

"Blame you!" The beautiful girl burst into tears and laughed: "I didn't have such bad luck before......"

Guo Bei nodded and comforted: "Don't worry, this period of bad luck is not good, maybe the luck will be very good after a while?" I was unlucky when I took the exam, maybe I was very lucky when the score came down, I was very lucky when I filled in the application, and I was very lucky when I started school in September......

Saying this, the beautiful girl's mood is a lot better, she stands up and doesn't cry anymore. But she sighed again: "I didn't do very well in the exam this time, it seems that I can't pass the exam......"

"What if you're wrong......"

"Hopefully...... But if I don't pass the exam, my father won't let me continue to go to school...... If I don't pass the exam, what can I do? To a garment factory on the coast? Working as a cashier in a supermarket? Or do you just find someone to marry at home? The girl frowned, full of worries.

Guo Bei felt a little empathetic, before yesterday, he was also planning to be in the kind of life that he would definitely not be able to pass the test, right?

"You girls are okay, I can't pass the exam, so I can only go to the construction site to carry a big bag? Go to Lanxiang to learn excavators? Going to Foxconn to jump off a building? If you get married, you will be moving in with your bags and you can 'marry' immediately...... But we are just fighting for a 30-year housing loan and a 10-year car loan, and we are so busy that our mother-in-law said, 'Your rural household registration?' 'Gotcha, it's over...... What's more, you're still so beautiful......" Guo Bei shook his head, a little heavy.

"What do you think...... I'm beautiful, huh? The pretty girl said with some joy.

Guo Bei glanced at her, thinking that women were all "duplicitous" and "knowingly asking" animals, so he said, "I'll talk about it casually." ”

Pretty girl: "......"

What was the original plan? If you do well, you're going to make an appointment. But when he thought of the future prospects, Guo Bei couldn't help but be a little depressed. Even if people don't do well in the exam, they still have beauty and youth. He had nothing left.

Good loser......

Walking on campus, there are still students who have been affected by the English test complaining, wiping tears, and the atmosphere is solemn. No one bothered to speak.

I thought that when I walked out of the examination room, I was finally relieved after three years of high school - no, only a faint sense of relief and confusion with another layer of shackles.

Guo Bei said goodbye to the beautiful girl at the door - came in a hurry, scattered in a hurry, and didn't even ask each other's names.

I just found that the other party was also holding a striped umbrella of the same color as me.

……

Guo Bei walked aimlessly on the street, and unknowingly came to the train station.

With his head down, he entered the ticket hall, lined up, and prepared to buy tickets.

"Where?"

"Hangzhou."

"Hangzhou? - What about ID cards? ”

Guo Bei blankly took out the test paper bag and flipped through the ticket seller's ID card.

The other party saw his admission ticket and said casually: "Candidate? Rushing to Hangzhou after the exam? Do. But he quickly knocked out the train schedule. Seeing that he was a college entrance examination candidate, the conductor unconsciously said a few more words.

"Go home." Guo Beimu replied sneeringly.

"Home in Hangzhou? Do you have to take the exam so far......"

Home in Hangzhou?

Guo Bei woke up suddenly!

When is my home in Hangzhou!

"Ah, Auntie, where am I?"

The conductor looked puzzled. "The train station!"

"The train station? How did I get to the train station? I~day, I'm ...... Am I not in the exam......" Guo Bei asked himself.

"It's over early!" The people in the back queue were impatient.

Guo Bei froze in place.

"Young man, are you still going to Hangzhou?"

The conductor asked twice before he reacted: "Ah, I'm sorry! Not going! - I'm really sorry that you gave me back your card! ”

Guo Beifu hurriedly ran away with his things, and the conductor and the crowd in line shook their heads: Look, it's another exam stupid.

……

Guo Bei hurriedly got on the bus when he got out of the train station - he told his uncle's family at noon, and he wouldn't go at night.

He's going back to school.

Because......

When the bus stopped at the school gate, Guo Bei jumped from it.

It was already dark and drizzling.

The other students who had returned with the school bus had already dispersed.

Guo Bei saw a figure, holding an umbrella, still looking at the school gate.

He accompanies his mother.

The moment he saw his mother, he suddenly remembered that he had not learned for three years, did not want to make progress, concealed her from skipping class and surfing the Internet, and never wrote homework seriously......

Let's see what he did in the college entrance examination!

Unable to think of anything, Kao Lizong simply fell asleep, and after taking the English test, he ran to the train station inexplicably, like sleepwalking...... (In fact, it was influenced by Ma Yun's father's family in Hangzhou...... ）

What's wrong with me......

It was then that he suddenly remembered how hateful he had been for a long time. Who else wants to believe that he is a good person but his mother?

Incomprehension, humiliation, and the guilt and repentance over the years, broke out for a while, and his tears couldn't help but fall.

"Mom." He wiped his face, not daring to call her out loud.

My mother, like every day in the past, happily welcomed his "victorious" return.

Well, maybe it's a "victory". (The college entrance examination is partially over.) ）

(c)

The moment he saw his mother, Guo Bei had already repented deeply, and he suddenly thought of the tears of his mother who had paid so much for him after the exam results came out.

All the rights and wrongs - if he was given another chance, he would try to be a motivated person.

Guo Bei made up his mind, and then ......

Death without repentance......

Turn your head and forget about it.

On the night of the end of the college entrance examination, Guo Bei did not go home with his mother, but went straight to the Internet café, and first reviewed the Champions League final that had already ended - I have to say that he already knew the result and couldn't lift his spirits at all, and his level only stayed at the level of "victory and defeat" rather than "tactics". Guo Bei deeply regretted that in the early morning of June 7th, he would fight hard and watch the live broadcast if he didn't take the exam the next day. In fact, his "wish" of "not taking the exam to watch the ball" was perfectly realized on the second "competition day" of the college entrance examination, and he stayed up all night and watched the table tennis replayed by ccA~V5 all night.

After watching the Champions League final, he made up for some regrets, Guo Bei boarded LOL that had not been online for a week, and was ready to abuse primary school students. Technology is changing with each passing day, and I don't know if there is a legend about him in the week after leaving......

I asked Ma Shanpao to come with me before, but Ma Shanpao claimed that he was "in a bad mood" and didn't come out. ——After the mountain artillery exam, he didn't have the demeanor of the young man when he wrote the strange article "Science and Technology and Development" at noon that day, and he was depressed, claiming that "after this exam, it is estimated that I can only go to the provincial capital to go to a junior college, and I blame the dog for listening to the English listening, and I don't remember what the listening test is." ”

Guo Bei was embarrassed to hit him - listening to the tone of the mountain cannon, it was as if he had a 750-point paper with a score of 500 on a mock exam.

However, compared to him, he was more anxious: the mountain cannon didn't remember hearing, and Guo Bei only remembered that he fell asleep in one test...... Other ...... I don't remember as much as the one I fell asleep!

……

That night, Guo Bei's original plan was ruthlessly broken, and he was going to abuse the other party's elementary school students all night, but he never expected that his team would also be mixed with primary school students-

Here's the thing.

Guo Bei: "I'm a veteran bird who has played lol for four years, a well-known famous college student (bragging), and today I actually put you in such a pit than your teammates!" Ding ~ word ~ pants are lost! Little boy, which elementary school, report your name! ”

How do you know that the other party is shameless and arrogant! - Elementary school student A: "You old man can't bring it, why are you embarrassed to talk about me?" There's a kind of you coming to me! Lao Tzu Xing does not change his name, he does not change his surname, Li Ziming in the second class of the third year of XX third elementary school is also! If you dare to come, Lao Tzu told you that your 'radish' is small, don't blame people for being big! Teach you, how to pretend to be forced, how to fly! ”

"Damn, it's turned upside down! Primary school students, the bag ~ skin has not been cut, dare to come to train Lao Tzu! Guo Bei was furious, ready to call the rest of the team to scold back, who knew that the other people's replies were much faster than him:

Elementary school student B: "Brother Ming, I said why are you looking black when you open a few handfuls today, it turns out that there is a spy mixed in the pure team of our Young Pioneers!" ”

Elementary school student C: "Kick this dog ~ go out on the day!" Negotiable! ”

Elementary school student D: "The world is yours and ours, but at the end of the day, it's still ours!" - Grandpa, go home and get your pension! By the way, cure your sheep, wilt! ”

Before Guo Bei could fight back, the four people on the other side had already kicked him out quickly.

Why did I get kicked?

Hallucination?

Nima's, how can LOL still kick people?

It's been a long time since I saw my mother!

This is what Guo Bei doesn't know, in June, "kicking people and hanging" was rampant, and those who could master its secrets were all powerful and intelligent high-level old birds.

Obviously, Li Ziming in the second class of the third year is one of them.

Guo Bei really wanted to tell elementary school student D that his "impotence ~ impotence" was wrong, but the other party obviously didn't dare to spell words with him, well, it must be so.

Rao is like this, Guo Bei is also very angry-

Everything didn't go well, so I felt that it was okay to play games, and today I was so humiliated!

Could it be that Lao Tzu really went to XX Third Primary School to cut this kid called "Li Ziming"?

Well, this really hurts his face as an "adult".

Wait, XX three small?

Isn't it the elementary school where his younger brother Guo Nanxia is?

Guo Nanxia is eleven years old and is already in the fourth grade.

Guo Bei immediately took out his mobile phone that was finally lifted after the exam, and sent a message to Guo Nanxia's "Mo ~ Mo" number (this is a popular real-time messaging tool for primary school students!). ）：

Go south, Li Ziming, who is in the second class of the third year of your primary school, has offended me, so take your club to do it for me! As soon as possible!

After thinking about it, he added: "The spicy strips for the next half a month, brother, I will pack it for you!" ”

After sending out the smugness, the problems of primary school students are best solved in the way of primary school students: happy enmity, licking blood knife head, eye for eye, tooth for tooth!

This is a place that really pays attention to the status and order of the rivers and lakes!

Guo Bei thought about it for a while, felt that there was nothing inconsistent in his sentence, and turned off the phone and went home.

……

In the next two days, Guo Bei almost slept at home with his head covered, and the matter of finding his younger brother to beat up elementary school students was also forgotten-

Since entering June, his memory seems to be getting worse and worse, and he has done a lot of upside down things, in order to avoid causing more harm to society, he decided to stay at home and be a safe and happy sleeping Arhat with his head covered.

At the beginning, the old lady was still as good as she was in the college entrance examination, and she served him like an uncle and grandfather, but on the third day, she couldn't help it: "Dabei!" Don't you know how to go out for a walk? It's moldy at home! ”

Guo Bei sat up from the bed~ blankly and scratched his head: "Go out?" But where should I go on this hot day......

"Wherever you go!"

"Oh, I know, I want to think about it......" Guo Bei saw that Mommy was in a frenzy, and thought about it carefully: "It seems that there are still some things to go to school......"

When I think of school, a shadow unconsciously floats through my mind......

The little heart was throbbing......

(iv)

Luo Jinyi is a very strange girl.

Of course, it's not that she looks strange, in fact, no one in this small city has ever seen a more beautiful girl than her;

It's not that she is unconventional, she is a "non-mainstream" girl who has aged with the post-90s...... (It's scary, no one has mentioned this word in the last two years...... It's terrible to be in a hurry...... ）

Not only did she excel in her studies, but she also had a very good temper – at least on the surface.

It's weird, it's weird, she has a weird boyfriend.

You have to ask, this strange boyfriend can't be a male pig's foot, right?

……

It's so unreasonable!

In fact, Guo Bei himself felt very strange.

When Luo Jinyi said: "You can be my boyfriend!" At the time, Guo Bei was also very in line with the identity of the sling silk and looked at her with a very strange look.

He slowly and gracefully inserted his little finger into his nostrils, drilled into it, and asked, "What did you just say?" ”

Luo Jinyi said very seriously: "You, classmate Guo Bei, be my boyfriend!" ”

Guo Bei calculated in his heart: one is not tall, two is not handsome, three is not rich, four is lazy, five is stupid, six is delicious, seven is obscene, eight is lustful, nine is timid, and ten - pus-...... of me......

Well, I still have a little bit of an advantage in this calculation......

The other party didn't show off......

Guo Bei patted his head: "I understand." ”

Luo Jinyi looked at him.

Guo Bei pointed at her stomach: "Got a stomach?" - Who is the child's father? ”

Luo Jinyi: "......"

His arm was pinched.

"Okay, since you're not ~ pregnant, and you're not brain-dead, that's for hair...... Dragged me into this gloomy grove in broad daylight...... What do you want to do to me? Guo Bei hugged his shoulders and said vigilantly, ready to call for help at any time.

Luo Jinyi was really helpless, and he stopped talking.

"Well, for whatever purpose - I agreed."

“？？？” Luo Jinyi couldn't understand him a little, and hesitated; "You don't ask why?"

"There's such a beautiful girl who wants to post upside down, wouldn't it be stupid if I didn't agree?" Guo Bei pouted again: "But what...... You 'good' students with eyes above the top can't talk to us. Smart people have their own little ninety-nine, we stupid people know what is fun, what is delicious, and other things, no matter what ......"

I said this, but I thought in my heart: You fake and high-ranking people, what good can you do if you look for me?

It's nothing more than that the child lacks a father and needs to take over; is a legitimate boyfriend and a cuckold; Block the harassment of a bunch of suitors, deflect their anger, and be a backbiter.

Thinking about it this way, Guo Bei is still a little happy: it sums up the head, it seems that Lao Tzu is not as stupid as others say!

Guo Beimian didn't change his color and his heart didn't beat, and said lightly: "Just tell me directly, what rights and obligations you have when you are your boyfriend." ”

"Well, as long as in front of others, I say you're a boyfriend, you don't deny it; Whatever you do, you just don't resist. Luo Jinyi said.

"I know, it's acting!" Guo Bei hesitated: "There is no naked~ exposed scene in public, right?" The Lun family is actually a conservative boy. ”

Luo Jinyi: "......"

"Don't worry about this, it won't be cooked to that point."

Guo Bei breathed a sigh of relief (the look of the underbeaten...... "It's an obligation...... What about rights? The two index fingers kept on the chest, and I wanted to ask but didn't dare to say.

Luo Jinyi looked at Guo Bei's ill-intentioned eyes, a little angry, and held back: "What do you want?" ”

"Give it?"

As soon as he said it, Guo Bei regretted it a little, and he shouldn't have made a yellow joke. In fact, her other arm was also pinched purple by her.

Luo Jinyi calmed his breath heavily, suppressed his anger, and gave a charming smile: "Give it." ”

Guo Bei almost dropped his jaw: "No, it's not." ”

"Of course it is." Luo Jinyi patted his back slyly and said, "You go, I'll carry you to the playground for a walk." ”

"Cut!" Guo Bei rolled his eyes: "You say so, I feel that it is still me who is being used." ”

"Okay, I'm serious, it's very tempting...... Miss Luo said proudly: "All your exams in the future - I contracted!" ”

That's a great thing!

Guo Bei was a little excited when he heard this: "Really? "After he went to high school, what he was most annoyed by was the endless exams, the weekly exams, the monthly exams, the final exams, and the test you ~ numb ~ paralyzed!

He couldn't even read a longer novel, let alone a textbook. You can't even read the textbooks, let alone the exams!

But he immediately hesitated: "No, if I copy your exam papers...... I judged what was wrong and what was wrong, what was easy and what was difficult, and when the time came, it was easy to write wrong, and difficult to write correctly, and the teacher was not sure to doubt it! ”

"Then you copy it all......"

"My strength can't afford a gorgeous exam paper with high scores...... Guo Bei is too self-aware.

Luo Jinyi shrugged: "What's this, you copy me every time, and you always get a high score, who will doubt you?" ”

"No, it's still not good......" Guo Beiyou hesitated: "I can't copy it so fast......"

"......" Luo Jinyi held back the anger in his heart: "Then I'll write it for you!" ”

“bingo！” Guo Bei was waiting for this sentence, and then held his mouth: "However, our two test papers are written the same, and the teacher is not stupid~." As she spoke, she observed the other party's reaction - asking for so much, she might not be able to shake her face and leave.

Luo Jinyi smiled sweetly and beckoned: "Come, I'll tell you a secret, a secret that no one has ever told!" Look—"

She stretched out a pink~white delicate hand.

Guo Bei swallowed his saliva, and his face turned red unconsciously.

Luo Jinyi glanced at him: "Actually, my dominant hand is the left hand. ”

Guo Bei was intoxicated by the soft and warm aroma of the other party's little hands: "So what? ”

"It's stupid." Luo Jinyi retracted his hand: "What about the hand with my left hand that can write well!" Not to mention writing, it is easy to imitate other people's handwriting! I write with my right hand now, it's just boring. ”

Luo Jinyi's handwriting is extremely beautiful, not bragging.

"So, you're going to use two completely different fonts...... I won't have to take exams anymore! Guo Bei rubbed his hands happily.

Luo Jinyi smiled and said, "How is it, are you still satisfied?" ”

"Satisfied, satisfied!" Guo Bei also smiled: "It would be better if I could write homework on behalf of me!" ”

"Damn, you still have to inch in!" Such an insatiable person, Luo Jinyi couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Guo Bei said tentatively: "Okay, is it okay to only write chemistry homework?" The chemistry teacher is strict, and I annoy him the most...... And the math teacher, there are so many questions......"

"It depends on your performance."

……

In short, this is the agreement reached by the two of them when they were just in high school, and Luo Jinyi has always fulfilled it very well-

She would help him write his homework seriously, and the handwriting was so vividly imitated that Guo Bei wondered if it was written by himself, and the teacher couldn't tell the difference.

On weekdays, I don't see her have anything to do by herself, but sometimes Guo Bei feels that he can't go, so let's buy breakfast for someone - yes, they have already bought three portions including Ma Shanpao by the way, and are ready for him to enjoy.

During the exam, Guo Bei was not so lazy that he didn't even bother to copy the answers, usually Luo Jinyi finished writing, took a photo, submitted the paper in advance, and sent it to him. Guo Bei is also well versed in the skills of the exam, and every time he controls his score at a medium level, it would be nice to be a little higher than Ma Shanpao (this scheming!). Even if a high score is in front of him, he can resist the temptation~ and not accept it all.

(In the past college entrance examination, the reason why he didn't hold back and exerted his "full strength" was because the strength of the person attached to him was too perverted~ so that if he wrote one or two solutions less for each question, he would feel uncomfortable, so he had to write it all in one go. ）

Thinking of Luo Jinyi, Guo Bei didn't know what kind of mood it was, it was very complicated, the difference between the identities and status of the two was too great, and they were destined to part ways in the future.

The school notified her to go to the school on the 10th to get the "Application Guide", maybe this time going to the school will be the last time to see her?

(5)

High school has ended, and looking back, it is not a good thing for Luo Damei to help him cheat in exams, but it makes him more and more lazy.

But this can't be completely blamed - Luo Jinyi mentioned to him more than once: "Guo Beiqin~dear, you helped me so much and helped me make such a big sacrifice, otherwise I will take the time to help you with tutoring?" ”

Guo Bei's head shook like a rattle: "No, no, I'm like this now, very good." ”

The exam was effortless, and the teachers didn't say anything - they couldn't hide it from everyone, but Guo Bei's score didn't threaten those who fought for the "monthly exam list", and those who fell off the back of the car didn't care, and the only thing that might have some ideas was Ma Shancang.

But although the mountain cannon is envious, jealous and hateful, with his relationship with Guo Bei, he naturally will not hit his little report.

"Hey, it's all my fault that I can't endure hardship, if I listened to Luo Jinyi's words back then, and asked her to take her own pretending to fly with her, they would go to college in the same city in the future, maybe they could cultivate some messy stories......"

Guo Bei has some small regrets, he has been a spare tire hero for three years in vain, and he has not received any benefits after the exam.

That's a big Luo beauty! has a wealthy family, is smart and clever, and at first glance he is a handsome young man Guo Bei is-

Two types of people who are completely out of line......

"Graduation season, parting season...... Let's go......" Guo Bei casually put on an old T-shirt and went out.

First of all, I opened the 2010 Android "smart" machine that my dad eliminated for him, and it took 30 seconds to swipe the screen, and then let the software load, and a minute passed.

After the phone is updated with good and bad content, several messages pop up in the status bar -

It's all on Momo, as a serious person, he rarely gets on this kind of unserious software that is now whitewashed. found that it was all old information, and it was a series of information streams from Guo Nanxia:

"Big brother! You're going to do it, brother, I'll do it for you! ”

"Is Big Brother here?"

"Are you there?"

"What about the spicy strips you promised me?"

"Where's the spicy strip?"

……

Guo Bei drew down a series of strokes, and only then did he remember that day he was abused by several elementary school students in an Internet café. Unexpectedly, Guo Nanxia had already come to help him solve it!

My heart was filled with joy.

"Don't you believe it? I made a video, so that you don't ...... to pay your debts."

Guo Bei smiled dumbly and clicked on the video......

……

Guo Nanxia is not an obedient elementary school student on the surface.

In fact, he has a hidden identity......

That day, he received instructions from his eldest brother, and he did not dare to slack off, so he summoned his little brother in the morning and launched a strict military battle plan in the grove of the school. - The bunkers in the grove have been piled up to make the school a smaller shape to make it easier for them to set up tactics.

Ten minutes between classes in the second class, someone stood at the door of the second class of the third year and knocked on the door: "Who is Li Ziming?" Come out with me! ”

Li Ziming took advantage of his sister's exam time to secretly play with her computer for a few days, and was dozing off. - Frightened and speechless: "Crippled ...... Wolves! ”

That's right, this is the biggest gang in elementary school, the Wolves!

Fourth-grade Guo Nanxia is one of the four deputy gang leaders, with a strict organizational structure, with twelve helmsmen under the four deputy gang leaders, and there are four hall masters under each helmsman, and each hall master has jurisdiction over sixteen gang members, a total of 4*12*4*16 equals ...... (Forget it, I can't figure it out...... ）

In short, an elementary school is their sphere of influence......

It is said that the leader of Shenlong's head and tail is the captain of the school, Huang Botian, who is in the fifth grade and is known as the "five bars...... And he was terrible, because he had the support of one of the masters of the "Four Holy Gates" in the seventh grade of the fourth middle school......

Li Ziming was taken to the grove tremblingly, and saw a tall figure behind a group of fourth-grade seniors - a full one meter three tall, majestic. It's like a giant tower.

"It's Li Ziming? When you see the deputy gang leader, dare not salute?! ”

"Deputy, deputy gang leader?" Li Ziming was so frightened that he couldn't speak.

"Are you blind? Standing in front of you is one of the four deputy gang leaders of the Wolves Gang-Deputy Gang Leader Guo! ”

Deputy Guo's face sank like water, and he was about to speak, but he stopped talking, snapped his fingers, and said, "Put on a piece of background music to set off the atmosphere." And he added, "Stronger." ”

With the order of the deputy gang leader, the majestic song sounded:

"I want me to look for my father, and I want to find my father everywhere, my good father has not been found, if you see him, persuade him to go home......"

"Huh?" Guo Nanxia was furious: "Who put it? Who put it? What broken songs? ”

The elementary school students who played the music stood up tremblingly: "I'm sorry, help, help, I put ......"

Guo Nanxia snorted coldly: "You know what to do, right?" ”

"I cut off my own arm!" As he spoke, someone had already handed the stick up—and with an "ouch," the man's big and powerful hand hung down.

"The acting is so clumsy......" Guo Nan tilted his head to the other side and couldn't help laughing. The hand hurriedly waved: "Forget it, this seat will not care about you." Change the song, change the Cantonese one! ”

"Commanding the wind and clouds, I will go to the crowd to look up, and I will never look backwards, the world will be turned upside down, I will write the law of self-respect, this fierce and flashing wolf......"

The surging melody sounded, and immediately a little minion smiled flatteringly at Guo Nanxia: "Helper, our song is just one word, 'burn'!" ”

"Hmph." Guo Nanxia can be regarded as agreeing. He leaned at Li Ziming and said, "Do you know what I called you here today?" ”

Li Ziming was completely frightened by this battle, and couldn't help crying: "Helper, I was wrong, I know I did wrong, I admit punishment, I deserve to die......"

Guo Nanxia was a little surprised: "I haven't said it yet...... You know what you're doing wrong? Okay, it's a little simpler, let's get punished! He waved his hand and motioned for his men to "execute".

The subordinate said, "Help, helper, what punishment should I receive?" "-It didn't say in the script, if this kid had a hard mouth, they should have beaten him up with more people.

"Well...... Guo Nanxia didn't expect things to be so simple, and scratched his head: "That...... Then ......"

He cleared his throat: "Just play the cock a hundred times~!" ”

"Ah, a hundred? I don't want it, I don't want it! Li Ziming burst into tears.

Several fourth-grade seniors couldn't help but say, like a wolf, they took off his Pleasant Goat underwear~ and said, "Bang": "You said no, but your body is very honest!" ”

"Damn, these people have played well, it seems that they are all little......" Guo Nanxia was a little cold, his crotch was cold, he watched it three times, and coughed: "Stop!" Stop! Stop! ”

"Helper, why did you stop?" Friends haven't had fun yet.

Guo Nanxia's eyes glared: "Don't you know that the ten minutes between classes are almost over?" If you're late, wipe the blackboard! ”

"Ouch, too!" Several people hurriedly put the bench that was brought to Guo Nanxia to sit on their shoulders and withdrew!

Guo Nanxia remembered that he was avenging his eldest brother, and glared back at Li Ziming: "Manly man, what kind of ability is it to chop melons and abuse vegetables and bully the weak!" Next time you play lol, don't look for my brother, there's a kind, fight with me! ”

Deputy Guo's gang leader picked the thumb brother and went away domineeringly with BMG......

In the distance, a friend shouted: "Guo Nango, hurry up!" You're going to wipe the blackboard in the back! ”

"Oooh! Wait for me! ”

The camera shakes, and the video is over. - It can be seen that the person who shoots the video is also a good man, the switch of the camera, close-up, all in one go, can be called a genius.

Guo Bei was dumbfounded in the face of such a video......

Elementary school students are so domineering......

The one who was played with a cock looked like "Li Ziming" who scolded him......

It's just an ordinary elementary school monk......

But looking at Li Ziming's appearance, he looks very much like the person he has met recently......

Who is it......

Can't remember......

"This kid, don't learn anything, learn gangsters! If it weren't for this, I wouldn't have known! See him next time, see if I don't cut you! Guo Bei scolded his younger brother and looked at the next message on Momo.

It turned out to be sent by Luo Jinyi.