Xu Qingbo read too many online novels during college, but this situation calmed down, and the fierce man in the picture was asking him if he was handsome. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Zhu Bajie, are you not?"

Xu Qingbo shouted into his phone with some excitement.

The fierce man inside suddenly heard a sound coming from the mirror, and sat down busily, looking at the mirror in disbelief, this mirror was picked up by him from the heavenly river, and he liked to hold it and talk to it when the heavenly court was bored.

It's been more than ten days, and the mirror hasn't responded, why did he suddenly speak today, which scared him a lot.

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, what did you just say, did you say that I am the most handsome in the Heavenly Court?"

Soon, the pictures on both sides of Xu Qingbo and the fierce man gradually became clear.

Xu Qingbo cleared his throat and asked, "Zhu Bajie, is it really you?" ”

"Pig ......"

When the other head heard this, his face immediately turned green, who is this scolding pig?

"Let me introduce myself, I am Marshal Tianpeng who is in charge of the 80,000 naval army of Tianhe, and I am a figure with a head and face in the Heavenly Court, and others must treat Marshal Tianpeng with courtesy when they see it."

It turned out to be really Zhu Bajie, Xu Qingbo had read a lot of fantasy online novels before, but now he was not surprised in the face of such a supernatural event, in order to verify the authenticity, he asked: "Is your side really Heavenly Court?" ”

"Of course, if you don't believe me, I'll show you the scenery of the heavenly court here."

Zhu Bajie took the magic mirror and turned around, and it was really full of heavenly scenes.

Xu Qingbo didn't dare to say that his side was the mortal world, for fear that Zhu Bajie would be disappointed.

Here, when Xu Qingbo didn't know what topic to ask, Zhu Bajie of Heavenly Court spoke: "Great Immortal, meeting is fate, can you answer my confusion?" ”

Xu Qingbo nodded and let him speak.

"You see that I am extraordinary, graceful, and the jade tree is in the wind, will Fairy Chang'e like me?"

Zhu Bajie said shyly, and his obscenity was unobstructed.

Xu Qingbo couldn't help sighing, according to the plot in Journey to the West, there was no good result in the end, and learning scriptures from Tang Seng Xitian was the right way.

But Xu Qingbo didn't hit him directly, but followed the temptation: "I know that your appearance is fine, but you should know that Heaven prohibits men and women." ”

I only heard Bajie snort coldly, and said dissatisfied: "It's all the bad rules set by the Jade Emperor's turtle grandson, he will be finished after giving birth to seven daughters by himself, I am also a masculine man, why can't I find my own happiness, not to mention that I still secretly pursue Chang'e, except for Daxian, no one knows about it." ”

Xu Qingbo had a headache, this matter is really difficult to deal with, if you give your opinions casually and cause bitter fruits, it will not be good for Bajie to rush to the mortal world to find trouble for himself.

Suddenly, the background music in the live broadcast room attracted Bajie's attention, he listened to the tune, a smile slowly bloomed on his face, and said loudly: "Daxian, can I teach me the tune?" I'm in a hurry! ”

Xu Qingbo listened carefully, and it turned out that it was the poem "Water Tune Song Head" by the Northern Song Dynasty poet Su Shi.

"When is the bright moon? Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace.

I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable.

Dancing to figure out the shadow, how does it seem to be in the world?

Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly. There should be no hatred, what is the long time to say goodbye?

People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete.

I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles. ”

"This song is so compatible with Fairy Chang'e! She will definitely accept me. ”

Zhu Bajie danced excitedly, and said hurriedly: "Can Daxian teach me?" When he comes, Chang'e and I will definitely come to the door to thank you. ”

"This ......"

Xu Qingbo was a little embarrassed, and he always insisted on not doing what he could to ruin people's futures.

Zhu Bajie suddenly saw a mineral water bottle beside Xu Qingbo, and he had an idea, and said, "Do you drink alcohol?" If you can teach me this song, I can give you Tianhe specialties as gifts. ”

"Oh?"

When Xu Qingbo heard the gift, he pricked up his ears and listened carefully, anyway, Bajie will break with Chang'e sooner or later, and it is good to be able to take some treasures from him now.

"Something, show it to me."

Bajie took out a fairy grass from his arms and said: "This is a special product of the Heavenly Court Immortal River, Baijie Grass, which can make the Great Immortal not fall for a thousand cups, [do not support the stomach], and can also be used for detoxification and so on." ”

"Deal!"

For such a good thing, Xu Qingbo agreed without hesitation.

I have to say that this Zhu Bajie's learning ability is too poor, Xu Qingbo taught him several times but couldn't learn it, and finally had no choice but to find a piece of paper to copy the words down and pass them on.

The attachment of whether to receive or not popped up on the surface of the mobile phone, and after clicking Yes, a fairy grass really appeared in Xu Qingbo's hand.

"Good calligraphy, thank you Daxian, you just wait to eat our candy."

After Bajie received the song, he held it in his hand like a treasure, and the live broadcast screen on his mobile phone flashed, and he returned to the normal live broadcast screen, but he didn't expect that there were still audiences in the live broadcast room at this time, and they kept begging Xu Qingbo to focus the camera on the fairy who was taking a bath.

"What did the anchor do just now? Kneel down and beg for the video of those girls just now, email *94*94*94@Little Penguin.com."

"Anchor, I've been in your live broadcast room since two hours ago, I'm your brainless fan, can you give me a copy of the contact information of those girls?"

"Anchor, I'm willing to use the computer hard drive 1T**** to exchange the passionate clip you just broadcast ......"

……

Xu Qingbo said a few simple and polite words, not satisfying these lustful audiences, stay away from vulgarity, and a healthy life is the king.

Xu Qingbo, who got off the live broadcast, held the Baijie grass in his hand, bit some grass blades with his mouth, and suddenly felt refreshed, and the fatigue of climbing the mountain was swept away.

It just so happens that Changqing Lake is the last stop of the graduation trip today, and Xu Qingbo needs to take the bus back to school overnight tonight, and he has to go through the final procedures there, get his graduation certificate, degree certificate, and eat a casual meal.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Xu Qingbo returned to school with a shoulder bag, and as soon as he entered the gate, he found that a person had come back from outside, and he was familiar.

Taufifi!

The school's flower-level character, and Xu Qingbo in the same college, sometimes can also attend classes in the same classroom, she has won dazzling titles such as leg model, chest model, hip model, face model, and even the goddess of men in the entire college town, I have heard that a male teacher has chased her before, and she was politely refused.

Under the dim street lamp, Tao Feifei dragged two suitcases alone, with a tired face, I heard that she was interning at a financial company in Tianjing during this time.

"I'll help you."

Xu Qingbo walked over enthusiastically.

Tao Feifei glanced abruptly, she didn't expect to meet her classmates so late, and nodded slightly.

"The plane is late, otherwise I can come back earlier."

In order not to be embarrassed, Tao Feifei took the initiative to greet him.

In the end, Xu Qingbo sent the suitcase downstairs to her dormitory before going back.

At this point in the evening, a man and a woman are left with couples on campus except for couples, and it is difficult for Tao Feifei, the goddess, not to attract the attention of others, but I don't know that on the way that Xu Qingbo sent Tao Feifei back to the dormitory just now, some candid photographers did not hesitate to photograph this scene.

"Finally back, I thought you were traveling in another country and went straight to the door."

The one who spoke was Xu Qingbo's dormitory iron buddy Ma Zhugan, who looked thin and similar to a bamboo pole, nicknamed Ma Zhugan, and the relationship between the two has always been good, and even the senior year job search is the same company.

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you like a dumb person."

Xu Qingbo angrily took out the special gift brought back from this trip from his bag and threw it to him.

Within a few minutes, Ma Zhugan screamed, Xu Qingbo thought that the gift he brought startled him, but he didn't know that Ma Zhugan held his mobile phone and let Xu Qingbo see it.

It turned out that Xu Qingbo sent Tao Feifei back to the dormitory just now, and someone in the school post bar immediately broke out, and the title was still 'Public Enemy of the Whole People, which said that Xu Qingbo used improper means to deceive the goddess of the whole people.

Xu Qingbo looked at it and smiled, there is no lower limit for these keyboard warriors on the Internet.

"Is that true?" Ma Zhugan asked with a bull's eye glare.

"Yes and what, no what, we are already in our senior year, a few days away from school, there are a few little fleas in the forum, are you still afraid that they will come to the door?"

"Yes, don't be cowardly, just do it!"

Ma Zhugan clenched his fist vigorously, and then he added fuel to the fire under the post: "According to the hotel owner, the raw rice is ripe for rice, and he will announce it soon." ”