Songshan City, on the shore of Changqing Lake. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ladies and gentlemen, in two minutes we will be able to reach the belly of Changqing Lake, where the scenery is charming, comparable to a fairyland."

The person who spoke was Xu Qingbo, a senior college graduate, who was on a graduation trip and liked to hold his mobile phone for outdoor live broadcasts wherever he went.

Although there are only dozens of people online in the live broadcast room, Xu Qingbo still speaks very energetically and likes the feeling of sharing with others.

Suddenly, there was a sound of splashing water in the lake not far away, Xu Qingbo raised his eyes and looked at it, and suddenly his jaw almost dropped: "It seems that there is a group of girls bathing in the lake!" ”

Xu Qingbo's voice was not loud, he originally thought that most of the dozens of viewers in his live broadcast room were zombie viewers, but he heard that a girl was taking a bath in the lake, and the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded:

"Anchor, go over and take a look!"

"How do I sound like a man taking a bath, the anchor helped to go over and confirm it, he will be grateful in the future!"

"If the anchor dares to go over and find out, I will subscribe to your live broadcast and support you in the future!"

"Anchor, you're not fighting alone, it's okay for us to take a look."

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Xu Qingbo was very happy to see that the live broadcast room was so lively, and said: "Okay, today I went out, and I actually dared to take a bath in the lake in broad daylight, the 21st century pays attention to freedom of speech and freedom of eyes, let's take a sneak peek, hehe." ”

After Xu Qingbo said this, the audience in the live broadcast room sent out a barrage again: "Good job, it's gentlemen!" ”

"The lake must be very deep, the anchor, you are going to persuade them to leave, don't be ashamed, if they refuse to cooperate in the water, take coercive measures! You can't watch the flowers of the motherland drown. ”

"Upstairs is right, the anchor, you are helping others, and you can even rise to the height of righteousness and bravery, if they are in danger, it is convenient to rescue them with you by their side!"

"If you don't save them, you are still a conscientious anchor, and others have to help when they are in trouble."

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The rest of the audience who didn't speak all gave thumbs up on the barrage to encourage the anchor to go.

The three of them became tigers, looking at the barrage sent by the audience, Xu Qingbo was kind-hearted, and slowly approached the frolicking sound with the mission of saving the flower girl.

Changqing Lake belongs to the nature reserve of Songshan City, surrounded by lofty mountains, dense forests cover the sky and the sun, perennial people are rarely visited, except for the traveler is Xu Qingbo This kind of adventurer likes to come here to wander, the July day is unbearable, the lake surface is covered with a layer of blurred mist, and even the rainbow bridge rises in the sky, and the mobile phone shooting begins to become more and more unclear.

The audience in the live broadcast room was in a hurry, and typed to inform the anchor: "Closer, closer......"

The audience can't see it very clearly, Xu Qingbo's perspective on the scene is not bad, there is really a group of young girls taking a bath in the lake not far away, and it is still in the deep water area!

This inspired Xu Qingbolu's determination to roar when he saw injustice, this group of girls is crazy, and they came to bathe in the deserted deep lake on a hot day.

Xu Qingbo quietly touched the edge of the lake, and the scene in front of him completely frightened him, the group of girls had skin like congealed fat, and their slender white arms slapped the lake water to stir up ripples, and some people could even stand on the water in the mist, and the laughter like silver bells made people feel refreshed and happy.

But at this moment, Xu Qingbo was already terrified, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room on his mobile phone: "Have you all seen it?" ”

Those viewers were already angry: "What do you see, we can only hear laughter, you should adjust the focus, this voice is so sweet, I can't see that people are going to kill us in a hurry?!" ”

Xu Qingbo, who didn't know what to do, suddenly heard a girl in the lake say: "Sisters, hurry up, let's go down to earth privately, it's better to go back early, otherwise the queen mother will definitely punish us if she knows it!" ”

This......

Xu Qingbo pondered these words carefully, although he had read a lot of online novels during his college years, and he was suspicious of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, it was outrageous that this happened today.

"Could it be that this is the plot of the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl? The Weaver Girl went down to take a bath privately, the Cowherd came to steal clothes, and then caught a fairy and went home to worship and get married? ”

Xu Qingbo speculated, nodding to himself, this is basically the case.

Just thinking about it, there was really a young man not far away, holding a cow in his hand, ragged, snotty, with a muddy face, and singing the song "Slender Man's Love" in his mouth:

"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother presses his head, affection and love, and the bed swings ......"

Xu Qingbo was dumbfounded, such a lewd cowherd could marry a fairy-like weaver girl, it was really a dog.

"Hey, little brother, what do you want?"

Xu Qingbo took the first step to stop in front of the cowherd, and then asked, "Your surname?" ”

The cowherd, who still had a little cow dung sticking to his clothes, sorted out the bird's nest that had not been washed for several months, and replied: "My surname is Niu, and everyone in the village calls me Cowherd, I take the cow to the lake to drink some water, what's wrong?" ”

Xu Qingbo felt a pain in his heart, and sure enough, the obscene guy in front of him was really him, how could the fairy let him trample on it?

"Ah, little brother, can you help me with something." Xu Qingbo did something that might change history, took out a hundred-yuan bill from his arms and said to the cowherd: "Little brother, can you help me go to the bottom of the mountain to buy a bottle of mineral water?" The rest of the money is right when you tip it. ”

The cowherd was very unparticular about buttoning his nose with his fingers and glancing at the banknote: "The mountain is far away from here, I am a hundred, what about the old cow?" ”

Xu Qingbo didn't say a word, took out another hundred and handed it over.

"Thanks."

The Cowherd took the money and didn't forget to rub it, facing the sky to see the authenticity.

Looking at the back of the Cowherd leaving, Xu Qingbo's heart became hot, and the story that will be passed on to future generations in the future is no longer the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, but the story of the Qingbo Weaver Girl. And the stars in the sky, a Vega, a green wave star!

Hey, thinking about it, Xu Qingbo couldn't help laughing, then the next thing is to go to the lake to pick up a piece of clothing, and then lead the fairy home to have a baby, haha......

During the whole process, Xu Qingbo's mobile phone live broadcast was always on, and the audience in the live broadcast room could only see the vague shadow in the lake, like ants on a hot pot that were so anxious: "Anchor, don't be righteous, let's see if there is something good!" ”

However, the fog in the lake was too big, and even Xu Qingbo could hardly see the glamorous scenery in the lake, and could only hear the sound of playful laughter.

"Anchor, let's see if they have any styles I like."

In the live broadcast room, an audience member suggested that Xu Qingbo was in his heart, and he became famous all of a sudden, so he could throw this pot to that audience.

Red, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, blue......, all kinds of colors of clothes made Xu Qingbo dazzled, which of those fairies is very smart, I really want to be included in the harem, I just hate myself for not knowing how to doppelgänger.

Just when Xu Qingbo didn't know which one to take, the sky suddenly darkened, and more than a dozen waves rose around, and the scolding of the weaver girls came from behind the huge waves.

"Shameless mortals, there is such a lustful and courageous, today we will do the right thing for heaven and get rid of your dog's life!"

"Fairy spare your life, I was just passing by, and I wanted to help you wash some dirty clothes when I saw them, how do you know ......, I am all kind." In order to survive, Xu Qingbo's face was not red and his heart was not beating when he lied.

"Nonsense! Our immortal clothes are never stained with dust, how can they be dirty! ”

"Sisters, don't talk nonsense with him, it's better to fall him to the bottom of the lake, so that he will never be able to turn over."

This trick is too damaging, some of the weaver girls are in favor and some are against, and after discussing for a while, they have not come up with a result.

Suddenly, the bun on the head of a weaver girl faintly glowed green, and she said in a panic: "Sisters, the queen mother is out of the palace, we must go back immediately!" ”

Xu Qingbo was overjoyed in his heart, and secretly said that there was no endless road.

Boom!

Xu Qingbo only felt a pain in his back and passed out.

I don't know how long it took for Xu Qingbo to wake up slowly, feeling that his face was wet and slippery, and when he opened his eyes, he found that it was actually a cow licking his white face.

"Are you awake?"

It turned out that the Cowherd came back from the mountain to buy water, he saw Xu Qingbo wake up and asked, just now he thought he was lying there and sleeping.

"Thank you."

Xu Qingbo took the mineral water and poured a few sips, and just now he actually saw the fairy taking a bath! Thinking about it now is like a dream.

After looking around, Xu Qingbo finally found his mobile phone in the grass, said goodbye to the simple cowherd, and set foot on the road down the mountain alone.

"Audience friends, tell me what you just saw?"

Until now, Xu Qingbo still couldn't believe it, everything he witnessed was true.

"Anchor, why did you come back, did you take a mandarin duck bath with those girls? It's not shallow. ”

"How does it feel to be in the jungle? Is there a lot of gank girls? ”

"Hey, we thought you were dead, don't turn off the live broadcast next time you encounter this kind of thing, what can you do if you give us a few looks, be stingy!"

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Xu Qingbo looked at the audience in his live broadcast room, and chatted with me every word, and felt a chill in his heart, what happened just now was really true, fortunately, those fairies were merciful, otherwise it would be a violent corpse wilderness today.

"Audience friends, there must be a bottom line in life, especially girls must not watch it when they take a bath! And ......"

Xu Qingbo was really scared when he thought that his little life was almost gone, how did he know that before he finished speaking, his mobile phone turned off automatically!

There was obviously still 50% of the battery just now, but Xu Qingbo opened the live broadcast room again after restarting, and all the viewers just now ran out, and the picture in the live broadcast room became dark and unclear.

"What's going on?"

Xu Qingbo checked the camera and found that there was no malfunction.

Suddenly, the screen flashed in the live broadcast on the mobile phone, and a burly man wearing armor and holding a heavy weapon appeared inside, talking to himself.

Xu Qingbo thought that the video software in the mobile phone was playing film and television dramas, and after carefully checking the equipment, he didn't find any problems.

The fierce man in the live broadcast room didn't have a loud voice, Xu Qingbo couldn't really hear it, and he didn't guess which well-known actor in China played him.

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At this moment, in the heavenly court, on the Bixiao Mountain next to the Tianhe River, a fierce man put a Baoqin gold rake beside him, his face was slightly melancholy (lovesickness), and he was holding a mirror in his hand.

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me who is the most handsome man in the Heavenly Court?"

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me who is the most reliable beautiful man in the heavenly court?"

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, I know you admit what I said, but I'm embarrassed to say it, I understand!"

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Xu Qingbo in the mortal world repeatedly checked his mobile phone and found that this did not seem to be a film and television drama, but a real live broadcast picture!

Looking at the people in the live broadcast screen, Xu Qingbo boldly speculated how this person was somewhat similar to Zhu Bajie who was stationed in Tianhe back then, especially the weapon he used was a nine-toothed nail rake built with the power of Liuding Liujia!