"Daddy!"

A crisp and delicate cry of joy made Guo Bei tremble, and he didn't get scared out of his urine. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The little Lori who shouted at him completely ignored his reaction, rushed over and hugged his big ~ legs: "Dad! Father! My good dad! I've found you again! "Pink ~ tender little ~ face rubbing against his fluffy leg hair, smiling like a flower. Guo Bei was covered in cold sweat, staring at a pair of big eyes, and didn't know what to say.

Little Lori looks like she is only two or three years old, with two curved pigtails, and she is jumping happily at the moment, but it makes Guo Bei a little itchy.

If you look closely, isn't that what it is......

I met that little mushroom on the street a few days ago, and I had to call my father?

Why did she hit me again?

Oh, no, no, it should be--why I was caught by her again~!

Her leg hair was rubbed and fell to the ground.

Guo Bei looked really distressed, and after thinking about his words for a long time, he laughed dryly: "That...... Little Sister ...... Didn't I already tell you that day, I'm not your father! ”

Little Lori was rubbing happily, hearing him say this, she was stunned for a moment, raised her crystal cute little ~ face, and stared at his face with a pair of clear and bright big eyes.

Guo Bei tried his best to squeeze out a seemingly gentle smile and pointed to his not handsome face: "Take a good look, your father will definitely not be as ugly as his brother, right?" You...... Take a good look at ......"

If his child can be as cute and beautiful as this little sister, then he must also be in love, right?

But this does not mean that a beautiful child can casually call strangers "Daddy"!

Little Lori twisted her delicate little eyebrows, the hairs on it were still very sparse, hanging a faint yellow, and she carefully looked at every facial detail on Guo Bei's face.

The way she struggled to think and scratch her little braincase was so kawaii, and her big eyes blinked a few times in a daze.

Guo Bei thought to himself: Now I found out that you recognized the wrong person! can admit me twice that the little guy is really cute and cute.

"Poof!" Little Lori suddenly couldn't help laughing.

"Dad, you're so stupid. It's true. Little Lori smiled and said, "If you're not my father, who is my father!" ”

Guo Bei's smile froze.

Ouch hey! You are, unreasonable! Younger sister!

I don't care who's your dad!

Where am I stupid?

I've been relied on by you!

"You're taking a good look! Which piece, which inch! Like your dad! Guo Bei squatted down angrily and pointed to the bridge of his collapsed nose to show her.

Little Lori is still cute: "Every piece, every inch, is like my father!" ”

Guo Bei: "......"

I'm really going to be defeated by your naivety......

Seeing that the other party was happily pasted up again, wanting to harm his few leg hairs, Guo Bei hurriedly stepped back and separated a few steps from her: "Stop!" OK？ "Try to calm yourself down and be reasonable! I'm going to reason with you!

"Little sister, everyone has been studying for a few days, and you can't make trouble unreasonably, right? Let's take a look at it......" Guo Bei laboriously organized the words: "First of all, brother, I, have never been, a daughter as big as you!" Don't talk about daughters! Wife, girlfriend, I don't have any! How did the daughter come! And then, I don't know you, and I don't remember, where I used to be, and I saw you! Except on the street that day! To be reasonable, a beautiful and lovely little sister like you, as long as I've seen you before, it's impossible to have no image at all! ”

"You've seen me, I was still young at that time, people will grow up, and I've grown up now." The two- or three-year-old little Lori said seriously: "Mom said, Dad, you have a very bad memory, and it's normal for you to remember." ”

Guo Bei: "......"

How come I have a terrible memory......

"Sister, how old are you?"

"I'm three years old!" Little Lori replied with a proud face, proud of the successful weaning.

"Do you know how old I am?" Guo Bei pointed to himself: "I'm nineteen this year - and I haven't had a birthday yet!" Only eighteen! If you are really my daughter, how old was I when I gave birth to you? How old was I when you ~ Mom was pregnant with you? I'm only fourteen or fifteen years old! Let's not talk about whether there is this feature or not, I was only in junior high school at that time! I don't want to talk about contact with girls, I will blush when I say two words to a beautiful female classmate! There is no woman, and I can't have a child if I want to do it alone! Think about it, is it even the slightest chance that I'm your father? ”

Little Lori was choked by his question, Guo Bei couldn't help but feel a little proud in his heart, thinking that since he went to college, his IQ has really improved slightly, such a complex reasoning, I am meticulous and leaky, so that the opponent has no way to refute! Wow Ka Ka ......

Faced with the three-year-old child's IQ superiority that could not be maintained for half a minute, I saw Xiao Lori snort coldly, pouted and said: "Mom is right, men are used to eating dry and wiping it clean and don't admit it!" ”

“%￥（@*）！” Guo Bei was shocked and angry: "You~ Mom taught you, what kind of mess is this!" Is this what a child should say? ”

What did I eat for me?

"I don't care! If you don't admit it, you're wrong! ”

Guo Bei still has to argue with her, he doesn't want little Lori's mouth to be flattened, and she is going to cry! There is also a crying cavity in the mouth! Guo Beixin panicked, ouch, I'll go, you can't cry here, what if you invite someone else!

"Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry! Guo Bei squatted on the ground and comforted him in a good voice.

But the little tears were already rolling down, and the little Lori wiped her tears aggrievedly, and said, "Then you say, are you wrong?" ”

"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, it's all my fault." Guo Bei hurriedly apologized, thinking, what is wrong with me!

"You don't admit it after you eat and wipe it clean, should you?"

"It shouldn't! No! It's all me bad, I'm the worst! Guo Bei coaxed, cursing himself, with a sense of absurdity in his heart, even if I eat and wipe clean and don't admit it, it should be you who condemn me~ Mom instead of you, right?

"After that, if I call you Dad, will you still pretend that you don't know me?" Little Lori wrinkled her brows and said angrily.

How did it come back to this question again?

Guo Bei was about to hesitate, but Xiao Lori raised her voice: "If you don't say it, I'm going to call someone!" ”

"Good! Good! Know! Know! Whatever you say I am...... "Guo Bei thought to himself first, if he had the opportunity to meet her parents next time, he must ask how the children with such strange requirements were taught!

"What if I don't know each other?"

"What should I do?" Guo Bei was stunned for a moment and said, "That's a mouse!" ”

"Good!" Little Lori finally broke into tears and laughed: "Then you have to be a mouse!" Dirty and unhygienic rats! ”

"No problem." Guo Bei thought to himself, the small appearance is still tender, I am originally a mouse.

"Daddy!" Little Lori screamed happily.

"Uh-huh?" Before Guo Bei could react, he thought of what he had just promised the other party, so he hurriedly responded.

"Daddy!" Little Lori smiled like a flower: "Now, can you tell me, why did you come to the women's toilet in our kindergarten?" ”

Guo Bei nodded, pondering that it didn't taste right, and exclaimed: "What did you say?" Lady? ”